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2017

16

May

Alexis Ren Eating Burgers of the Day

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I sent this picture of Alexis Ren eating a burger to a girl I know who doesn’t even have instagram….

I know a rare breed of woman who isn’t narcissistic enough to put out content of herself to be validated by likes and comments and followers…or maybe too narcissistic for instagram…who knows…but for some reason she knew this was Alexis Ren…

She said…”Is that Alexis Ren”…and I was like “is she your friend, how the fuck would you know this is Alexis Ren, who happens to be a virtual no one despite all her followers on an app you don’t even use”….

And as it turns out, Alexis Ren is the accessible hot chick that other chicks look at and think is so hot and amazing, envying her awesome life, despite being pretty much a nobody…

So I couldn’t recognize or identify Alexis Ren….in a line-up…but…appparently people can..

I just like her tits pulled out, despite being fake tits, as she eats her burger like a good girl.

It makes me want to be there with napkin in hand to wipe the mustard off the corners of her mouth….with my dick.

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2017

16

May

Joy Corrigan’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I like Joy Corrigan….

She is a hotter, but less successful bootleg version of Charlotte McKinney. They are both from the same Florida Trash community and modeling agency that sold them off to the New York agency that figured they could monetize trashy girls with big tits more than tall skinny twink models they are used to pushing, because America is trash and love these trashy blonde girls with big tits..

You have to appreciate that despite having silly bolt on tits, you know the FLORIDA way, she still lives in Florida and does her sugar Babying in Florida, because those who Sugar Baby in LA are so basic…aspiring actors and shit, while this one, just wants to do bikini shoots..

Looks good to me.

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2017

16

May

Shameless Em Rat Cow DKNY Ad of the Day

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Rat Cow is so important that she gets into a magazine’s editorial video – as long as the brand that stupidly hired her to be their face – since only dudes who jerk off to big tits follow her bullshit social media – because she can pretend to be a feminist whether she knows what the word means or not – but she’s just a titty model who relies on her tits and even this video is based on her tits…

At the time of posting, it had 5,000 views, are you fucking kidding me, it’s Elle Magazine, their official youtube, that has been pushed on their shit…and that DKNY probably paid 100k to produce and 5,000 people care, because Em Rat Cow is a lie, she’s a scam, she’s garbage but she’s got great tits….and that’s what is important…

She’s bird faced….but those tits…never get old even when she does…

I am still laughing that shit only had 5,000 views on Elle Magazine’s youtube…that has 90k subscribers after being posted for 6 days….and that DKNY paid 100k or more for…that’s hilarious to me….

Influencer…sure she is…haha…jokers…I repeat….Elle magazine DKNY ad, presented as an interview with Em Rat Cow, but that is an ad they paid for, posted 6 days ago, pushed to their channel, 5,000 views…and BITCH is half naked in it….proving NO ONE cares about her and her rat cow face…but those tits…

This wasn’t even shot for Elle, it was shot on the day they did the campaign….SCAM….What a garbage bitch…scamming

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW|Videos

2017

15

May

Kate Upton Hard Nipples of the Day

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I haven’t jerked off to hard nipples in a white t-shirt since High School gym class, when I was 15 years old, and bras didn’t have the same level of padding they do today, and girls who happened to have big pre-hormone in the foot tits, had the big nipples to match, which was hard to take as a budding young pervert….who’d have to run to the the bathroom for a quick jerk off session hoping not to get caught…

I am not about to jerk off to hard nipples now, like that virgin 15 year old, but I will still look at them, as Busty, boxy, big overrated Kate Upton walks around shamelessly with them knowing that’s all anyone cares about when it comes to her…this is her marketing campaign….cuz the rest of her is pretty shit.

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2017

15

May

Shakira New Single of the Day

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Shakira released a new sex tape, which is in the form of a music video for the international / Spanish market that created her…and allowed her to have American success with her breasts that are small and humble that she didn’t want you to confuse for mountains….

It’s not an actual Sex Tape but rather a Music video, but her fans are so passionate about her and find her so hot that I think more people will jerk off to this than most porns…she’s just that kind of girl….

Sure she’s a mom, and this isn’t erotic, but she’s one of those loved and celebrated…she let her be loved and celebrated….by trying to jerk off to this…that’s how you are supposed to show all girls they are love and celebrated…but it may get you arrested if you do it when they don’t know who you are and they are sitting on a park bench across from you though

Via CLICK HERE

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2017

15

May

Dakota Johnson Leggings of the Day

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50 shades of rich bratty kid with a trust fund and parents and grandparents that helped her into the industry they are dialed into – so that she doesn’t need to actually get a skill, or job, or leave an impact on the world, but instead can maintain her lifestyle, feel like she’s accomplished something, more than just the trust fund she gets, in another Celebrity kids have access, it’s a small scene, the same people get hired and that’s why all the content produced is shit…

But she is in fitness gear smoking, like most Vegans I love, who are preaching healthy life while sucking on smokes…jokes..

Her name is Dakota Fanning ….no Dakota Johnson, and all these bitches are interchangeable….

I do find it interesting that her in leggings getting out of a porsche is hotter than her sex scenes in the overhyped romance / sex / porn for old ladies novel…ever…

How’s that makes sense…it doesn’t…none of this does…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

15

May

Alexa Chung Vogue Magazine of the Day

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Alexa Chung is an uninteresting, not very hot, looks like a man, even though she’s party Asian, at least you would think that considering her name is fucking CHUNG…I mean not many names more CLICHE…unless it’s an act, part of her rebrand when she transitioned to woman and started taking the hormones…WHO KNOWS

I am guessing she was a UK groupie who was a model, turned TV host, turned who gives a fuck cuz I am sure she’s got a cunty attitude and is horrible to be in the same room with or maybe she’s terribly pleasant as it is part of her scam and how she wins people over – I don’t know…

What I do know is that these are the tits she has given the Alexander Skarsgard, who we assume he cheats on….because that face is kinda scary.

I am not a fan, this is not how I like my Asian’s named CHUNG to look. It’s weird, but she’s in Vogue…classy fashionista…

Posted in:Alexa Chung|SFW

2017

15

May

Ariel Winter Big Tits of the Day

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In case you were wondering – and I know you were….Ariel Winter is still a fucking troll, but her tits are big enough for you to forget or see past the fact that she’s got no fucking neck, a busted down face, and is 3 feet tall….I guess her TV money and the fact she’s on TV…that created an emotional attachment to serious sexual predators and perverts everywhere….is why she’s still being talked about, or maybe her network is investing her marketing, brainwashing all of us, bust most likely, her contract was swapped out at 18 and she can now show of her tits like she wants to, like people want to see, as they’ve been waiting for so long…even if she is proof that cute at 11 doesn’t mean cute at 20…

Here she is anyway…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

15

May

Priyanka Chopra in a Bikini for some Baywatch Promo Targeting India of the Day

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Apparently, in more promo for Baywatch, one of their stars is Priyanka Chopra…who is obviously huge in India, because she’s made her way over to America where she gets to star in this movie, despite being hot in a bikini….

As the people at Paramount will do anything they can to make it work, whether it’s casting the Rock, or some instagram influencers, they know to be ethnically relevant…even though never has there been an Indian from India (dot not feather)….to ever work the LA County beaches….EVER…in the history of Life Guarding…and if there was, she wouldn’t have looked like this.

I call this trying to get the Asians / Indians pumped on Color in the movie, to go to the theatres internationally, which is where people still go to movies…and where Hollywood makes all their money…

I am not buying this bitch is Baywatch material and I am still convinced Baywatch is shit….

That said, I don’t do enough posts on Indian (dot not feathers) on here, and they deserve some light also, as India is where all the fake traffic and likes on social media come from, we might as well speak to them with their local talent half naked….

TO SEE THE REST OF HER BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Priyanka Chopra is also in a Magazine….what can’t these Indians do…

Posted in:Priyanka Chopra|SFW

2017

15

May

Bella Hadid, Ugly Face, Looking Up Skirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a fucking monster, but I do not mind looking at her before and after pictures, where you can see that her whole face has been totally rebuilt, which is probably why she looks so much like a tranny…

Her family is rich, her mother a vapid ex model who wants to be validated through her kids, who you know starved them and cultivated them for this their entire lives….but
Here’s her tribute to her whore mother – sugar baby – that fed the kids their obnoxious egos…anyway…

Our angel Thank you for showing me what selfless love, generosity, compassion, kindness, power and strength is. Thank you for bringing my perfect brother and sister into this world. You have taught me to love everyone the same and keep my eyes open to the ones that don’t. I love you so much …I am so lucky ?? Happy Mother’s Day ?? You are perfect

Her dad an old rich arab dude who surrounds himself with models and fucks model, unable to accept that his daughter, even though she’s the ugly one is not model worthy, so he threw money at the new face, body, tits whatever…it’s all a weirdo lie…but she exists and she dances on her social media….showcasing her tits…

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