2017
17
May
Laura Vandervoort hates me…
I mean not really, she had no idea who I was, we tricked the bitch into saying that, because she is a puppet, putty in my man hands, like most vapid actresses, they are trained to this….
This was when she was doing a local COMICON 5 years ago…she was at a low point…but she’s turned things around…and posts bikini selfies like a real hero…
Posted in:Laura Vandervoort|SFW
2017
17
May
Emmanuelle Chriqui is old and tired…the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….because I don’t know or track Emmanuelle Chriqui….but I do know she’s old….her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like her Jewish Grandparents…unless the Moroccans weren’t involved in that…
So she knows that she can you make sure to wear a ridiculous bikini top to distract from the fact that she’s 40…with that titty spilling out….
She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and I like her tits…
Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui|SFW
2017
16
May
McKayla Maroney is all about promoting her ass this week. I don’t know what struck a nerve that made her decide that this is the week she showcase her ass…that is ridiculously round..and has been for a while, it’s a gymnast body apparently, because despite her behavior since the one Olympics she was in, and won gold in the team event at, she’s been shamelessly pushing herself out there through social media…because everyone is about the fame, and sex is the easiest way for that fame…and it’s not that big of a deal, I am all for the world showing each other their panties like we’re a bunch of fucking primates, or retards at the home because I love seeing the world’s panties…
I find it weird that people feel the need to post shit like this, especailly when they’ve won gold, are famous…it’s just a little trashy..but that doesn’t mean I am not all about it…because I am all about it.
Olympic Dreams to Instagram Dreams…McKayla Maroney and her crazy booty…is a win…
I still prefer LAST WEEK’S VIDEO>…
Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW
2017
16
May
Here’s a video of Kendall Jenner cock teasing harder than she’s ever attempted to cock tease which is pretty hard because she learned it from her dad, mother, half sister and everyone in her life that taught her what whoring is….
This is better than any of her nudes, any of her tit flashes, any of her nipples for high fashion or bikini / panty pics…better than any of her Calvins…
Whether it is terrible acting or not, Kendall Jenner falling off a bike is her most erotic work to date because it could have gone terribly wrong…and she could have been mutilated, noting her family plastic surgeon wouldn’t be able to fix…or better yet…paralyzed.
Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW|Videos
2017
16
May
Post pregnant, or currently pregnant, I can’t really keep track of these breeder’s uterus, was in a bikini in France, because she’s high society and classy….and that bikini was pretty small and her tits looked big, because that’s how girls maintain sex appeal, or is the only redeeming factor when child birth the most unnatural thing humans do to keep humanity existing…which isn’t necessarily something that needs to be done – as the robots are taking over…something all Natalie Portman fans already know about because they are either Jewish nerds who see her as their people, a hot version of themselves, their wives and mothers…and a reminder that hot Jewish girls exist…or Star Wars fans…other creepers who just have a hard time moving on from the couch where they are plotting how to build a Portman sex doll, but never actually do because they are lazy….as many nerds are…just dirty weirdos who are too socially awkward yet obsessed with any girl that either talks to them or talks their language…weird..
I think she’s hot, old, sure, but hot…and here are the bikini pics…her profile isn’t so good, but hell – we all get old mom bodies eventually..
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Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW
2017
16
May
I find Gigi Hadid and overrated, muppet faced, now more than ever thanks to the face injections she’s had to attempt to be a naturally hot and current look, that just makes her look like a tranny, or 45 year old divorcee done up for her daughter’s prom….all medicated…
She is zero on the scale of compelling or interesting, but she did go to SPACE for Harper’s Bazaar…
It is safe to say that it’s too bad they didn’t have issues, a little mission control problem, maybe an alien attack…it’s always the good astronauts who die too soon, while this bitch is just mocking them, being playful and useless…because that is what she is…useless..like garbage…rich garbage the people like for some reason…I call PR and scams…
The worst. Unfortunately nerds love everything space…
Here’s the Video…
Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW|Videos
2017
16
May
Elle Fanning wanted to let you know what she looks like when your lipstick sized, overly red cock, from all the jerking off and sex with hookers, gets close to her mouth…she winks, because she’s an actress and everything she does is a performance piece…just don’t confuse it for authentic….
I am all for stage parented kids making more money from brands who like recycling the same garbage…because they are lazy…and it’s easier to re-use the cup on the counter with a quit rinse because your roommate jerked off in it…than to go out and find a new cup…
Right….
Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFW
2017
16
May
Germany has come along way from publishing Nazi propaganda….
Along with scat porn…and now bikini photoshoots with some babe I’ve never heard of named Robin, like the bird, who is should be labeled and acknowledged for how she is breasted, or nice breasted in bathing suits for the German magazine….
This is far less offensive than drawing Jewish accountants with tails…just 75 years ago…which really isn’t that long ago, if you’re 50 years old like me…
Point being…Robin Marjolein may not be as good as Robin Marjolein in scat porn….but she’s less offensive to the Jewish people and the Social Justice warriors than Nazis….however..her Mickey Mouse gloves grabbing her tits bathing suit…is CULTURAL APPROPRIATION…she might as well could be shitting on the American flag…and fat chicks with Disney dolls in their car everywhere…would be less offended….
Good times.
Posted in:Robin Marjolein|SFW
2017
16
May
Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers…but doesn’t need to smell like sewers as her career or rent check doesn’t need to rely on Saudi Men shitting on her….
Now I thought this photoshoot would be better and I already got in this deep, so I am going to post it, but it is hardly naked enough, hardly hot enough, and I’ve been a fan of Rhymes with Sewers since she first started popping up. I liked her face, I liked her overall vibe and I am not really offended by this shoot, but when I hear EURO swim…something that means EURO naked…as all EURO bitches get naked on the beach…I expect nakedness…so this…is her mocking us, getting to big to deliver the goods….
Posted in:Anna Ewers|SFW
2017
16
May
Bregje Heinen has the most vile sounding name in modeling and for that reason alone..I like looking at pics of her – even when she’s not showing her nipples the way models are supposed to…it’s one of the JOB pre-requisites, like how doctors need to go to med school, carpenters need to apprentice, garbage men need to pass a criminal record because they don’t want child sex offenders getting that close to dirty diapers…models need to get naked..and this isn’t naked.. I feel so lied to, like when a “doctor” gives a retard woman ass implants, that turn out to be silicone caulking from the Hardware store, that ends up destroying her skin and tissue, making it impossible to sit, before dying of cancer cuz her body absorbed all the chemicals….only not really as bad…because there are other models more competitive that BREGJE…willing to get naked.
The Russians are coming….no wait that’s just Trump…or no wait that’s just Bregje Heinen in their COMMUNIST magazines…
Posted in:Bregje Heinen|SFW