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2017

15

May

Anna Camp and Anna Kendrick and Britney Snow and Rebel Wilson in Bikinis of the Day

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The cast of Pitch Perfect, including the fat one….got together for a vacation in Mexico to discuss Pitch Perfect 3, the middle aged years…because there comes a time in every average looking actresses life when she has to realize that she is in her fucking 30s, has a broken down old lady face, is not hot and her being a student is not believable…she’s more faculty, or recently divorced trying to get back to where she left off when she dropped out of college to get married and have kids….

So Anna Camp, whoever that is, Brittany Snow and Weird face Anna Kendrick together in Mexico is like some sad girl’s trip…or bachelorette party…and you should find these depressing as you jerk off to them…because aging sucks…for women more than men…but still..

Here are some of the pics, I like their use of the fat one.

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2017

15

May

Baywatch Premiere of the Day

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I guess I should do a post on the Baywatch premiere, because despite not getting any budget from the people who created Baywatch the movie (PARAMOUNT), not giving me money to promote their bullshit movie….which is probably a good thing…

I’d hate to be a whore endorsing this nonsense because they gave me 25,000 dollars to do so, but I’d like the 25,000 dollars more than having integrity to you assholes who never cared enough to give me any love and respect despite my honest take on pop culture…

I have said it before, and I’ll say it again, because i assume that the only people who will see this shit is 40 year old weirdos who used to jerk off to baywatch..

I know the hope is that kids will see it because the Rock is in it, and unless tits get snapped off, or blow the fuck off, I don’t think they stand a chance..

We have this thing called internet porn and slutty hot chicks on instagram, to see some average cunts in bathing suits sent to a porno quality storyline worked in 1990s late night TV…but as a movie, when kids don’t got to movies…fuck that…noise…

And noise it is, but they had a premiere to hype up this FAIL…that better fucking fail and paid some cunts to be there…..

Do Not go See This Shit…

Pam Anderson the Queen….of Baywatch…which besides the sex tape and Playboy is all she’s done and known for….looking terrifying…zombie…monster…frankenstein weirdness…

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Charlotte McKinney is in the Movie, which is a reminder of how shit it will be….

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Donna D’Errico is still livng her Baywatch dream because Baywatch was the reasons she didn’t get into porn and will forever be grateful for that..because that’s all this shit was…

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Izabel Goulart was there…I guess she’s in it also…weird….


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In more Miami Baywatch Promo – Kelly Rohrbach was there in a towel for attention – you know cuz she doesn’t have Leo to ride anymore – she’s gotta pull her own stunts…


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More interestingly – but not necessarily hotter – Pam Anderson was lurking in a see through shirt..

Posted in:Events|SFW

2017

15

May

Katy Perry Music Video of the Day

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Katy Perry’s music video has 27 million views…in 2-3 days of it being live…

That is fucking absurd….

The highlight of her video, is her being rubbed down with flour, by men dressed like chefs…while wearing some sort of leotard….It’s some human as food fetish video, which I guess Katy Perry’s existent has been a fetish across the board…from Kissing a Girl to whatever else she’s been involved in…

I figure there’s been at least on porno based on this weirdness, I used to know some girl who would do naked Sushi at bachelor parties, I figure this is up on that….

I just find it weird because she’s not hot, she’s not very good, her body is dumpy and she’s now old…

NOT TO mention, her music isn’e even good, it’s not even catchy….the lyrics are dumb, who the fuck is listening to this getting down and singing along random irrelevant words about cooking….I am not about to analyze the shit, I just know it’s bad…but America likes bad, they like familiar, and here she is – still making money…

27 million views on such a dumb song…crazy…she’s tolling us and winning….but I guess it’s pretty pornographic….glad the kids are watching it.

Katy Perry was at some Event CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW|Videos

2017

14

May

Bella Throne Half Naked Titty and Booty Shake Mother’s Day Dane Party of the Day

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I figure all the Bruce Jenner’s out there, doing double duty, being both dad and mom need to be celebrated by watching Bella Throne, even if you’re more into homo shit as she dances around naked….

It’s more interesting that seeing all the dead mom tributes, or living mom tributes, like it’s dead mom day, or like all you little cunts are pretending to actual care about your moms despite making their lives hell.

It’s better to see some girl who was so stage parented by her mom, on some kind of rebellion, doing whatever it is she can to piss off her mother, with a big fuck you on mother’s day, knowing that the mom is totally against her being this unstable, undressed, clown, after all the mom did to make her exist…

It’s funny…

But it’s also hot, because she’s young, and has a hot body and that’s about all I need for mothers day, a womb to look at that I’d like to crawl into from the ass side, and tits I’d want to breast feed on, because we all deserve a little mom fetish sometime…teen mom fetishes just happen to be better than actual moms, or pretending you yourself are a mom and offering your tits to suck in the park…

Either way, Bella Throne Seems Fun.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

13

May

McKayla Maroney’s Booty is the Olympic Dream for Team USA of the Day

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Mckayla Maroney is on some Bruce Jenner shit, you win the Olympic gold after your parents whore you out and force you into the shit and next thing you know you’re producing slutty social media pics, realizing people like the slutty social media pics, and eventually realize that shit…that gymnast ass with some puberty and what looks like some BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT injections for added shape, why else would she be wearing a brasil shirt..bitch be literal, she’s a pro athlete who doesn’t do athletics anymore, but doesn’t have to because now that she’s stopped training and got her period back…her booty is substantial, ridiculous, lovely…and worth showing off..

I’ve know the Olympic dream had been into her booty for a while, but this is the first I’ve seen it like that and figure I’m drunk on a Saturday after too much tequila, sexting girls about anal sex poop dick….why not post it up for the 3 perverts on the site at this hour…cuz it looks good.

Shoutout to Jimmy for sending this in.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2017

12

May

Ariel Winter’s Breaching her Morality Clause with her Nipslip of the Day

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We know that anyone with a brain, who has sex with actual girls, doesn’t give a fuck about Ariel Winter.

We know that she’s not hot, I mean we can all agree on that, and the only thing to like about her is that she’s rich and on TV…on a huge show…and I guess that she’s 19…

But the rest of her is pretty shit….

I’ll assume that the majority of people don’t have cable, don’t watch Modern Family, it’s the Neflix generation, yet she remains popular because ILLUMINATI…

But a few people created an emotional connection with her, watching her grow up as Sofia Vergara’s daughter…because those people were perverts, or really lonely with no family of their own…

There is no way, you can look at this face and think….”hot”…

You can think I’d do her for the story, I like her tits she’s had rebuilt because I like tits, I enjoy trolls and she’s a fetish…but you can’t say she’s hot…

The only thing I like about her is that she turned 18, clearly cut ties with her parents or signed a new contract with ABC or whoever puts out the show, and NOW…she can be a whore on instagram…since she’s been a whore, whored by her parents since she was a kid…

Which makes you wonder, what the hell kind of narcissists were her parents, thinking “Or little freakshow child would be perfect for TV”…instead of looking at her objectively and thinking radio / podcast…maybe walmart cashier….

How this is famous…is proof that fame and the entertainment industry is a clueless mess..

But nipple, that’s alright momma…for MOTHER’s day.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

12

May

Jojo Erotica of the Day

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Who is Jojo….what is Jojo…why is she doing a bootleg hooker shoot you’d expect from some trailer trash…trying to make it with her MIXTAPE….BACK FROM THE DEAD

The fact that she has an audience and tours and releases albums amazes me…because I can’t place any of her songs…she was famous 10 years ago for being 15, perverts love that shit..back when she was an exploited child popstar with a rough accent from a ghetto cleaning lady mom….but she fucked off, became the support system to some boyfriends, some of whom were black…

And she’s been back a few years….and this is the shit she’s doing…and it works for me.

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2017

12

May

Katy Perry Bathing Suit Highlight Reel of the Day

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Katy Perry is on Vacation because winning at life after scamming the world with one viral song like she was Gangnam Style, but that she had more follow-up and follow-through because her industry friends were like “shit we can make money off this vanilla candy coated LA aspiring popstar hipster scenester weirdness”…

Well…with being on vacation, she’s in a bathing suit, or in this case a dress, and I figured why not celebrate the pussy scratch picture…because it’s the highlight to me….reminds me of a bad shave, maybe a celebrity herpe, who KNOWS….even though she’s a dumptruck of a body, she’s better than many….walmart cashiers.

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2017

12

May

Pregnant Ashley Tisdale Face of the Day

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I always love when the ugly faced Ashley Tisdale is in paparazzi pics not wearing a mask to hide her Ashley Tisdale ugly face…

I know, she is technically in a mask, with the plastic surgeries, cosmetic procedures, and all that….and pounds of make-up…

But I think she’d look better with a pig mask, or a chicken mask or a Raccoon mask, ideally Mascot sized, not the silicone ones all the frat boys wear…you know bring it…like you bring that swollen uterus…

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST….a few weeks ago when I did my last Ashley Tisdale post…she’s pregnant, or constipated and there goes the body that saved her from the mangled face…..

Boom..

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

12

May

Bella Thorne Ass in Period Pants of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a compelling personality – that isn’t compelling at all, but she distracts us from her horse head – with seductive, half naked, slutty pics that are not too slutty to piss the Disney Execs who created her and own her off. It’s just doing the MILEY, all these shameless hookers on social media, it’s what the vapid youth are into…YOU KNOW…

Well, she has something for the haters…..

Sassy bitch, but not really, because she was paid to read those lines, thanks to being a puppet….

Yeah…I’m a hater, but I still love what she’s doing…and I prefer her walking around in period pants….so young, so fertile, not pregnant…to bullshit empowerment videos that are a fucking lie…and she knows it…without the haters there is no career…she loves and needs the haters…as much as the supporters…and everyone is instinctively a hater, killer, jealous…OTHERWISE..we wouldn’t have laws in place saying “don’t kill each other”…because clearly…WE LIKE KILLING….if we didn’t…there wouldn’t be LAWS about it..

Not interesting, but it’s friday, what the fuck do you expect…

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