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2017

12

May

Kate Hudson Mangled Face Promoting her Athletic Line of the Day

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You may know Kate Hudson as the vagina that has been around the block a few times, but was still able to push our friend Owen Wilson to suicide….

I also know Kate Hudson as the vagina that has been around the block a few times, including having a couple of babies along the way, because she’s a daughter of some hollywood people, and America likes franchises, brands and chain restaurants….so…it only makes sense she’d get a career in stupid ROM/COMs that require little to know effort, like her mom before her…

She’s also a business person, in that she gave money or her name to a yoga company, from the same pile of money she used to fund her BOTOX that made her mangled weird face…

So I guess she’s already and heiress to money, she’s gone and made money, and is going to make even more money with a brand…and it’s almost like she’s clever, smart and more than just an empty vessel…I mean empty except for all the sperm she’s filled up with….

YA KNOW…I KNOW…Kate Hudson…at an event.

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This event is for a Demi Lovato collab, because that’s how these people work…together, leverage, exploit the masses…where they felt Demi and her Body Positive was better whoring than whatever that bloated weird face on Kate Hudson is…and I agree…

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2017

11

May

Miley Cyrus’ Rebrand of the Day

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A reminder that all things in Hollywood are bullshit…..

I never bought into her hipster, outrageous, always naked, being obscene and vulgar, I knew she was just a puppet selling out to the crowd because these idiots are all about money…making money…never enough money…

I know she’s pretending she’s an artist, maybe her being single was the what made her go crazy….

She is in a bikini the whole video, and it’s just not as edgy, hot, interesting, weird as it once was…she actually looks sloppy and like she’s given up….which I guess she has…

There’s a bit of cameltoe which is what I like to reduce self involved songs and lazy videos…to…

Look out for the CAMELTOE and mute this shit….unless you want to hear her sing to her fiance about wriitng songs next to him…lazy…garbage…nonsense…

I listen to old country music…a lot…and this isn’t country…this is a hollywood raised Disney kid pretending to be Country while singing about how entitled she is.

Fuck that NOISE…MUTE

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2017

11

May

Katy Perry is Still on the Beach of the Day

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Katy Perry is garbage….but she’s on the beach, showing off her tits, in a bikini, not looking overly fat, with some hired friends who only hang out with her because they are on her payroll, or because they worked their way into mooching off her, sucking on her teet like the cow that she is, or like they were all the guys she’s dated that have given up on her, because she must be awful in bed…

I don’t hate Katy Perry as a person, I like her tits, she is probably fine as she celebrates the scam she pulled off thanks to the deal she made with the devil but being abused by her music on the radio without consent is fucking RAPE CULTURE…

She should be TRIED for that shit…because RAPE isn’t always penetrative sex you know..

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2017

11

May

Kylie Jenner is a Garbage Muppet Freak of Nature of the Day

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Like her father before her, and her half sister who I think is her mom before her, Kylie Jenner is a mangled human…..

I guess it’s in part with the family brand, that is so important to them, it makes them so much money, and it encourages body modification in the form of injections and implants and fat being sucked out of them…coupled with lots of thick make-up, the kind you’d see on a burn victim to make them look normal, medical grade shit….all designed to have a look and feel that people buy into and sell project…

What it has become is a movement, like tattoos once were, or laser hair removal, where people save up their 600 dollars or less and jack up their face….all while promoting body positivity, no slut shaming, anti-bullying lies…I mean Kylie herself is something more than the fertilized lizard egg that fell out of KIMS asshole after some black fucked fucked it and fertilized it…she also pretends to be a good influence to kids, by doing anti-bully campaigns, while looking like this and saying – “it’s normal that at 20, you should look like a 40 year old stripper with body dysmorphia and a mangled face from all the loads she’s taken at truck stops”…

I find the whole thing disgusting, vapid, materialistic, gross…and I don’t find Kylie attractive, interesting, or doing anything good for society – but selling product to kids…that don’t need said product….

I think she’s a fucking terrorist and should be taken care of….by more than just the rappers who date her cuz they like white girls with stupid fat asses who were trained to fuck at a young age at family dinner…assuming she even sees her family for anything but filming the show…

This is a fucked up world we are in, and these Kardashians are proof of that.

I wonder how many hours of Photoshop went into these disgusting chubby weird looking troll thing…garbage…fucking garbage….it’s aliving and breathing instagram / Snapchat filter…

She’s a monster – KILL IT…..It’s Alive…KILL IT….It’s a horror movie character coming after your children….KILL IT….or look at its weird ass

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2017

11

May

Sugar Baby Xenia Deli on the Beach of the Day

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At one point in time, not that long ago, Xenia Deli was the model who’s deli meat I wanted to eat….you know squeeze that shit between my fingers and make it look like a fucking sandwich….

I was one of her biggest advocates, I campaigned for her, I went to bat for her, I celebrated her and I would say “WHY INTERNET WHY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT XENIA DELI”….you see because she was so hot, yet unable to secure some mainstream success…but like the
Moldavian she is, she turned to sex work, fell in love with a billionaire as these things happen, and now does shoots to seem like she’s not a mooch, despite being a mooch, as she knows sex workers must maintain…

Apparently she’s only 26, I mean that looks like some kind of lie on her papers when she escaped communism…her ass is sagging, her discipline isn’t there, because you give a bitch that billionaire life..and they start slacking…

Here she in on the beach regardless…and she’s not dead yet, in fact she’s way more expensive now…luxurious and exclusive…

Here she is with another hooker named Sandra Kubica….

Here is a video of her looking good in the ocean….

Here she is with her Sugar Daddy / Billionaire Husband….who clearly doesn’t fuck around.

Here she is with a homeless guy, keeping it real, in what I consider a great pic…

That’s been enough Xenia Deli…..for the day.

Posted in:SFW|Xenia Deli

2017

11

May

Ariel Winter Big Tits for Kimmel of the Day

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Fat girl Ariel Winter wore some silly bathing suit, trashy whore from instagram, looking outfit to Kimmel last night, or the other night…and she looked like the troll that she is…because when you’re a troll you have to just put it out there and own it…you know you can’t be a troll SHAMER…

That said, I find it interesting, but not that interesting that the girls who are the first to be body positive and fight for the rights of fat chicks…or in this case troll chicks…are often times the first girl willing to get BOTOX if you’re paying.

I guess being body positive and supporting ugly people and their right to be ugly, when ugly, is just compensation for you not wanting to be ugly, and figuring if you create a movement it makes it better…

But the first chance your lazy ass gets for LIPPO, you’re there…because you can pretend to not be a vapid superficial cunt, but I find it interesting that every girl who is loud about this shit, is a vapid superficial cunt… and the first to try and sexualize herself and portray herself as hot…..

If they were really into Body Positivity, why are they trying so hard to look like bikini models that they wear the shit to the event…or for the paparazzi…or DISNEY land…

It makes me assume that the ugly bitches who fight for the rights of ugly bitches just don’t have the money to afford medical spa cosmetic treatments, so they hate on it…or ugly bitches hate being ugly, but pretend they don’t by posing or dressing hot…when they shouldn’t…because that’s how delusion works….

The whole thing…weird to me..but people seem to think Ariel Winter is hot, thanks to having been on TV, so there’s that.

Here’s her BELLY in VIDEO….TALKING ABOUT BAKING TWO PIES….because that’s how you get built like this. .

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2017

11

May

Karen Gillan Photoshoot of the Day

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Karen Gillan is someone I’ve never heard of, I don’t really keep on top of this shit, but she’s clearly something nerds jerk off to, from her Red Hair and average looks, to being in movies like Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017), Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, The Circle (2017), Avengers: Infinity War (2018)….all nerd shit, all blockbusters, meaning bitch is getting paid…

So I figure why not help her promote some bullshit movie, that you will all see because you’re virgin losers, that will make all these people richer than they are, while remain sitting on our vile, soiled, torn apart couch that looks like it has been raped at least twice…and is now dying of AIDS and a broken heart….

Because that’s what I do…I buy into marketing tactics that feature the vagina in movies for movies trying to sell seats….

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2017

11

May

Creepy Hermione Corfield Pictures of the Day

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I don’t know who Hermione Corfield is – but she’s in a bunch of movies I would never fucking see – ever – but that pay pretty well…like XXX and King Arthur and a whole lot of other shit, including but not limited to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Mission impossible…garbage..

I do think she looks creepy in these pics, at some event, like some ghost child you’d find in your attic, basement or under your bed, that you’d want to have ghost sex with, beause it’s better than just jerking off….

She’s 23, despite looking 12, so it’s safe.

She’s pretty shitty at INSTAGRAM

But it is better to be a HERMI than a HERPE….TRUE STORY.

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2017

11

May

Penelope Cruz has a Breast on her Back of the Day

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I figure why not keep focus on Spanish actresses who have made it in Hollywood this morning by showcasing the celebrated, once deemed hot, looking old, academy award winning Penelope Cruz….Tom Cruise’s sister.

I remember I used to fuck a girl who used to say she looked like Penelope Cruz, mainly because she had a monster fucking nose and shit toned skin, so in a lot of ways I feel like I’ve fucked Penelope Cruz. Sure she was a 300 pounder, in her mid 50s, didn’t look like Penelope Cruz, but put on a good act when faking her squirt, which was in fact just pee…she was no Oscar winner and didn’t live a life of Luxury…..but she was convinced she was on some Penelope Cruz shit, so who am I to argue…that’d be like telling a Bruce Jenner type he’s not a girl, but a boy with Mental issues and you know how that works out for the most part…

I am sure this even is massively important in Spain…more importantly, I guess this is what milk feels like when it expires.

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2017

11

May

Elsa Pataky Ass Looks Great in Elle Vogue of the Day

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Elsa Pataky has a great ass in these pictures…which would probably explain why people, mainly virgin loser dudes are into Elsa PAtaky…

I recognize her name, but everytime she pops up, clothed or in slutty bikini pics for Vogue, showing off her great Spanish ass…I have to google her…I guess she’s not memorable even though she has such a silly fucking name…

She is fucking old, 40 years old…and she’s Chris Hemsworth wife and mom of his 3 kids…interesting….someone sounds like she may be a hooker…or at least a vain bitch who doesn’t want her man to cheat on her with young pussy, or at least appreciate her old pussy because she can’t be a hooker, since she’s in movies and has a career of her own..and did before linking up with Chris Hemsworth…the hookers are the girls he pays to piss on him – but more importantly since this is Vogue, bitch is clearly fashion. Fashion you can jerk off to.

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