2017
09
May
Alexis Ren is subtle….you gotta respect a woman with a huge following from being the hot bodied girlfriend in a young budding romance that grew into a social media hooker – who likely fucks anyone if they are rich enough and maintains her escorting rates with her escorting social media…
She’s one step away from away from masturbating on snapchat private – and it’s exciting. The world is her oyster’s oyster…oyster…fuck.
Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW
2017
09
May
In super important news – Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid are on vacation but making a work vacation but taking some slutty pics – for their social media because really these girls never stop working on their end, but are never workin to all of us, but the money they are getting makes it a fuck you all, stare at them in bikinis being slutty for Fyre Fest part two or some nonsense…they are getting paid for…boring and magic….that isn’t magical at all…it is a strategic pile of shit
Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenner|SFW
2017
09
May
I think it’s nice to see a young girl following her mother’s footsteps – to live the dream of being a body in the fashion space…riding off her family connections, and fueled by their narcissism that allows them to really push her to the highest level of modeling, because she’s tall enough, she’s skinny enough, just look at those non-existent tween hips, and she’s ready to take on the industry of sleeze, greed, filth, martialism, because she is a Malibu raised barbie, and this is the instagram era where every 8/10 or less is a published model, but only some are dialed in at the Kaia Gerber level…
It’s the 1 percent, the rich getting richer, the keep up the momentum of the mom’s hard work, dicks were sucked and will be sucked again….but less…because she is the heiress to the GERBER baby empire…
Who cares…..she’s young, but her parents feel she’s old enough to be out there showing off her legs…let’s hope this all backfires since we like seeing people who win, turn around and fail…with drugs, suicide from the pressure, or worst…she gets fat…anything can happen, she’s barely done puberty…but you’re not creepy for looking, her parents are creepy for producing this.
VIDEO
Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW
2017
09
May
I had a dream about the one ginger I used to talk to in high school…she had no friend because gingers historically have been creepy as fuck, but she had tits and that was enough of a selling point to me…unfortunately, instead of realizing that fire crotch was a good thing, I used to point and scream fire crotch at her, and gag thinking of the contrast of her pink pussy on pale skin with orange bush…I was young, it was the 80s, girls had bush, I didn’t know it was a delicacy and I guess a lot of gingers don’t realize how great it is either, as they wax and shave it off…
But as an old man perver, I regret not seducing the friendly big titty redhead back then, I could have made a single mother out of her….teen mom in the 80s was KEY…to ruining your life…you didn’t Farrah Abraham that shit, you worked at Walmart with that shit, or KMart because we didn’t have Walmart at the time
ANYWAY…Bella Thorne and her puffy youthful nipples allow me to relive something so gross, that in my sexual development has become so hot….so I thank her for that…
Keep on bringing the self produced smut. It’s important.
Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2017
09
May
Sofia Richie is the underage, exhibitionist, who is now a model according to fashion magazines, because they fucking love rich kids, spoiled LA kids, raised by their celebrity or in Sofia Richie’s case singing icon of a father….or maybe they like her adopted sister that paved the way as a bratty rich kid when the world was obsessed with these idiots who did nothing…on Nicole went onto be a fashion business and Sofia Richie can take over where she left up as the chubby, Bieber fucking, waste of space on a trust fund that people throw money at like the dancing monkey she wants to be…for no reason other than her parents….
Hello, it’s not you I’m looking for, but you dad’s got hit songs, let’s get you in this photoshoot regardless because it’s less work than cultivating new talent or ideas…OK.
Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie
2017
09
May
Myleene Klass is a 40 year old bikini model, or singer, or something very important that has brought her to being a bikini model while 40 for some brand…and still looking kind of good despite women dying at 27…up on some Cobain, Hendricks, Janis Joplin 27 club, only they don’t realize they are dead, seeing as they are still alive and doing things people who are alive do…whether it is going to the store and shopping, or holding down a job, or raising a family…even getting diseases and surviving those diseases..seemingly feeling like they had a second lease on life…but actually are already dead…because at 27…sex appeal usually dies…a 27 year old woman is like 47 year old man in terms of relevance…and life span…because a like a dog who is is 7 years to every human year, a woman is figuratively on a 2 to 1 ratio….1 man year is 2 woman years….in hotness…
ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini lookin’ good…because my theory that I pulled out of my ass, doesn’t apply to everyone.
BUT she is still old.
Posted in:Myleene Klass|SFW
2017
09
May
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s big tits have been wonderful tits for twenty years, but 20 years ago, her wonderful tits are less wonderful after a bout of 20 years.
From hot Jennifer Love Hewitt, to fat Jennifer Love Hewitt, to this Jennifer Love Hewitt face…that has seen better days.
But she is still Jennifer Love Hewitt and her face has never been her story…a story she’s trying to remind you in this dress.
Boring, but it is Jennifer Love Hewitt. What do you expect.
Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|SFW
2017
08
May
Bella Thorne is still magical..I feel I posted these pics already but I am posting them again…
I don’t know if these are the same pics I posted of her last week, I can’t keep track of her young nipples she loves showing, because she loves showing them off and it’s just everyday…a new nipple pic…because it’s just nipples…which is exactly what we want these young retards thinking…so that they show us nipples…right..
I do remember the first time I saw a girl in a wife beater without a bra…it was more exciting than my fat ass in the wife beater…nipples everywhere…It was the early 90s..my first love…a girl who had massive tits and for some reason she needed to borrow a shirt, it must have been after a concert, or bar, or drunk…and all I had q wife a beater…or I guess all I was willing to trick her into wearing was a wife beater…so that I could see her tits…without actually seducing her or tricking her into sex with me…She grew up to be fat, I grew up to be a Wifebeater…some self fulfilling prophecy or some shit…
That story was boring, but Bella Thorne’s outfit is not…welcome summer….
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Here’s some shit from her hanging with SNOOP…
Here’s some video bullshit…
Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2017
08
May
Hilary Duff posted a little workout selfie, which worked out nicely for Soul Cycle, assuming the people following Hilary Duff aren’t just pervert dudes looking to see her sweaty cleavage because they used to jerk off to her when she was child star exploited by her parents…the way all kids should…
And that they are people who appreciate her fitness, despite being thick as fuck, which I guess is in, with tree trunk strong legs, that are good at lifting things, like fridges…and taking abuse…like gangbangs…the thigns thick girls do….
Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW
2017
08
May
Apparently – Katy Perry was at a some MS event dressed totally appropriate for a 30 year old fat chick, because I guess being famous and rich makes her as delusional as you need to be to wear a thong on stage because you’ve lost 20 pounds and who really gives a fuck you’re Katy Perry..bring it…
This doesn’t look like an MS event, but pretty bold…since people are so brain washed and would still watch her perform, despite being terrible…because she’s Katy Perry…making this outfit shameless, for the sake of personal fulfillment, like the fat chick in the push up bra…totally unnecessary….BUT it happened.
Either way, totally appropriate for an MS event, all the MS suffers in various degrees of their body fucking up as they watch this girls body fucking up….weird.
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EMANUELLE CHRIQUI TITTY IN A WHITE DRESS WAS ALSO THERE….
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CARMEN ELECTRA TITS in a TIGHT DRESS WAS THERE TOO SO YOU KNOW IT IS REAL…MS…REAL….
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Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW