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2017

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May

Sarah Hyland Squirter Wet Spot of the Day

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This picture is fucking jokes…

So basically there was another iCloud leak, this time of Sarah Hyland, and it may not even be Sarah Hyland, but some other creepy weird looking, underdeveloped 12 year old despite being 40, sold off to the industry…but I am pretty sure it’s her..

The pictures weren’t anything special, but this one, a post masturbation, showing how wet she gets, or her squirt which is pee…is just fucking great..

Girls have sent me similar pics after they masturbate…so I know what this is all about and I am glad it happened – and I’m just glad it’s not her costar Ariel Winter’s squirt, which I would assume would have a lot more feces in it – from all her eating..

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2017

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May

Kelly Rohrbach Selfies of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach was a set Sports Illustrated tits that I guess were slated to become a big deal…thanks to strategic moves, the right friends, or an agency that really believe that can make a lot of fucking money with her….or more importantly…Sex with Leonardo DiCaprio…

She was one of the vaginas that allowed Leo to Cum inside her, assuming he isn’t gay, in exchange for some press…and I guess it worked out well for her because she’s in Baywatch, the worst movie concept ever…wearing a bikini.

These are some of her selfies, non nude of course…but to promote Baywatch obviously..it’s her big break…she fucked to get her and dammit she’s gonna make it work.

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2017

05

May

Erin Heatherton Grows into Her Ass of the Day

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I forgot that after Bar Refaeli and before 100 other Victoria’s Secret models and some Sports Illustrated models…Leo Dicaprio had unprotected sex with this one…Erin Heatherton…because since being dropped by VS for being fat, eating her feelings after realizing her LEO marketing hustle didn’t pan out….we all forgot who she was…but she’s back, she’s out, the paparazzi where there…all to showcase her dumpy model ass…because body positivity or some shit.

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2017

05

May

Hilary Duff has Some Powerful Tree Trunk Legs of the Day

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Hilary Duff would be a tough girl to charge and knock over while trying to abduct her and put her in your van….

Both because of being short and a low center of gravity, but also because her legs are fucking tree trucks, sturdy as fuck, and she’s unable to be knocked over.

I don’t know if that’s a hot quality to have…but I figure anything Hilary Duff does, like her ability to be her own security detail is lovely, not dainty, but lovely.

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2017

05

May

Karlie Kloss in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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No matter how big of a production budget they put into Karlie Kloss fashion shoots…she’s still so fucking boring.

The only thing interesting about her is that she was sold by Victoria’s Secret to Taylor Swift in some marketing endorsement deal that helped increase her profile as a promo model, from being a fashion model, because she’s tall as fuck…but also boring as fuck…

So even with the best photographers, and pyrotechnics, she’s still better suited as Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll…that lived in her house, dressed in outfits laid out for her, and did what she said because her career depended on it…she was a hired and contractually obligated…because that’s how these puppets work.

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2017

05

May

Ashley Greene Titty Grab Tattoo Pic of the Day

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I used to hate Ashley Greene…I don’t know what I hated her – but it was probably Because she’s some bottom feeder at the top of her game who wouldn’t step it up bit for any photoshoot she does…you know suggesting a little more tit or vagina lip…even though she didn’t really need to since the majority of her whoring had already happened and that was the whole reason she was riding high at the top….

BUT destiny pulled through, and the dust settled and the world say that she was some talentless Twilight scumbag Florida trash who managed to get into a franchise, develop a fan base she didn’t deserve, and strategically date/fuck/pretend to remain a virgin with to speak to that audience…and the whole thing mocks the industry….

Here she is showcasing her TATTOO…

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2017

05

May

Kylie Jenner Shape of the DAy

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Kylie Jenner is so mangled, this body Dysmorphia is weirder than her dad’s body dysmorphia where he’d look at his dick and just wish it was inside out…and that he could finger bang himself…so obsessively that he grew out his hair and did it…because that’s people with mental disorders do…mental disorders that have spilled into his kids, that he’s clearly not the father of, and that was clearly made in a fucking used condom in Kim’s room, not that she uses condoms, maybe it was more a stain in her panties she never cleaned up, that they found growing in the laundry room behind the dryer, who fucking knows…what is amazing is that it sells product, it is supposed to be human, and girls try to look like it…

It is more an It that Its Daddy who is also an IT….

There’s some serious shit wrong her, I don’t really know what it is, but I know it’s creepy…..but creepier that people like or want to fuck it…like the sex doll it was modeled after…

WEIRD>

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2017

05

May

Ruby O Fee is a Good Time of the Day

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Ruby O Fee is everything…

She’s apparently from Costa Rica, living in Germany, even though it is supposed to be the other way around. The Nazis are supposed to move to Central America to hide, not the other way around…

She’s 21, she moved to Berlin in 2008, she has been in movies or TV show, or who the fuck cares…shes’ got massive tits and I love her..

I beleive she’s going places, magical places, and that’s likely nude often in cinema…she’s Euro that’s how it works…and when built like this..it’s the only reason you get the roles..

I think she is the future, but I could be blinded by the tits.

She has a really shitty instagram….when built like this porn it up girl…but at least she dresses slutty to events…

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Here are some pics from her garbage IG…

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2017

05

May

Elle Fanning Behind the Scenes of the Day

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Elle Fanning is the creepy bootleg sister of the other Fanning that was used to pave the way for this Fanning, because she’s the relevant and important Fanning as the other one is probably off somewhere self medicating due to having had her childhood sold out, to pave the way for the real star, Elle Fanning…

There’s something really creepy about her look and vibe, you know like she’s a soulless vessel designed to star in movies to make her and her family rich and to keep the family name alive..

But there’s nothing creepy about watching her getting ready for the met earlier this week, in what is some peeping tom style content, that speaks to my peeping tom soul, despite her being in on the peeping…which almost takes away from the excitement of peeping!

Here she is in in Pajamas

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2017

05

May

Ava Sambora Crops Her Pussy Out of the Day

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I know Richie Sambora, one of Bon Jovi, one of the biggest bands in the fucking world..and rockstar groupie turned actress Heather Locklear are no Bruce Jenner or Kris Kardashian…or reality star Mohammed Amut Hadid and Yolanda….or even as accomplished as Stephen Baldwin…but you’d think their hot young fit daughter willing to get half naked on social media – would be as dialed in as all these other sluts making 250,000 dollars a post on Instagram, for ONE post on instagram because they are seen as relevant….

I guess when you’re dad’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars, you don’t need to be out there hustling like a Kardashian because you know you’re set…so you can just pretend to work, while being hot and on trust fund payments…because the more famous and rich your family is..the less you have to monetize your shamelessness – but instead can be as trashy as slutty as all the other girls your age and not really have to fuck creepy rich dudes or really actually whore herself for that good life.

I am a fat fat fan…

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