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Cheryl Burke Stretching her Fat Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

< I have a feeling that Cheryl Burke's wearing these tight fucking pants because she doesn't realize that she's gained a solid 20 lbs, or she realizes and doesn't want to admit it. I've been there, I feel her pain, the day I realized they didn't sell pants in my size at regular stores was a pretty depressing thing, so I'd do all I could to squeeze into a pair of skin tight pants. I'd put them on wet like a slut in the 80s, I'd wear them as low as I had to to get around, I'd tie them around my waist undone with a rope or electrical cord. It was misterable until I just stuck to elastic waistbands....something I think Cheryl Burke's taking advantage of in these pictures just because her ego doesn't want to size the fuck up...either way, some of you black dudes out there love fat bitches, so I figured it was worth posting and if anything, maybe it'll motivate this pig to get dancing again....

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cheryl Burke|Stretching




Lohan Sisters Stretching in the Airport of the Day

Here are the Lohan sisters stretching like athletes, only instead of stretching for physical activity, they are stretching to get their bodies ready to do absolutely nothing but sit around all day, whether in LA or on the beach of St Barths or really anywhere they go they most they get done is shopping..I mean Lohan doesn’t even suck dick anymore, making these stretches pretty useless and remidn me of my horrible wife who complains of sports type injuries like sprains and pulled muscles from walking from the kitchen to the couch….cuz she’s fat…only the Lohan’s are the anorexic version of that laziness…something I would much rather jerk off on…and here are the pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ali Lohan|Lindsay Lohan|Lohan Sisters|Stretching




Jordan in Her Towel Bikini of the Day

So exhibitionist, successful slut, borderline prostitute, with the dumbest set of fake tits, and the ability to pretty much attach her name to any useless product, was out at the beach, but instead of being half naked and sucking on a set of testicles while getting her pussy licked, like you’d expect the whore to be, at least based on her shitty sex tape that hit years ago, she’s wearing a couple towels and covering up more than a Muslim chick or that pilgrim lookin’orthodox jew I saw outside with her 8 kids the other day and who I asked if she would come over to host my thanksgiving party where we pretend to rape and pilage natives, but she just ignored me, I guess her religion raped and pilaged her vagina enough to not have a sense of humor, but maybe it was just because she’s not allowed to communicate with non jews since we’re heathans, but more likely it’s just that it wasn’t funny and I should have gone with my horse and buggy joke instead.

Either way, I wish some bitches took Jordan’s lead and wrapped the fuck up when it came to bikini time, I’m talking to you fat chicks.

I guess Jodan not happy with how her body’s looking, and here she is doin some stretchin….before a work out to tighten shit up…

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Jogging|Jordan|Stretching|Towel