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2010

12

Apr

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Bikini of the Day

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I feel like a clown in the Heidi Montag circus everytime I acknowledge she exists. She is a fucking idiot and the only thing her existance proves is how giving a young girl with low self esteem a reality TV show that blows up is a bad idea and ruins people. I guess she also proves that you can buy yourself a set of stupid tits and other procedures to make you look more like an 1990s Playboy bombshell Poison groupie, but I’ve been seeing bitches pull that shit for decades and it is alway uninteresting, uninspired and boring….

The only funny thing about all this is that she’s 90 percent of the way to a solid porn career, I’m just not sure how she’ll spin it to her fake Christian faith she always pulls, but I guess at that point she’ll just be so desperate for attention and probably addicted to meds in desperate need for money that she’ll probably forget that lie she once pulled when she thought people gave a fuck about her….but I’m pretty sure no one ever did…

She’s a pig of a human…and here are her stupid fake tits and her “scooped back” to make her look like she’s got ass and the whole thing is pretty much everything wrong in our society.

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2010

09

Apr

Shauna Sand’s Keeping it Wholesome of the Day

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I don’t know where Shauna Sand finds her young European sex slaves, but I can only assume she imports them from some modeling agency that doubles as an escort agency, because there’s no way this dude is doing it cuz he finds her beautiful or someone he’d want to be getting up inside….and like the last boytoy looks like he’d be happier getting inside men and the only thing they can appreicate about fucking this bitch, despite the money they’re making doing it, is the fact that her pussy hangs like a set of balls, and if they fuck her from behind they can just pretend they are up in man ass….and really it’s probably better to work for her than to work in a park or street corner in the gay part of town trying to make some money to make it in America…..

I do know that all of mommy’s boyfriends are going to seriously fuck up her daughters, but I’m pretty sure the fact their mother is a whore who walks around half naked in stripper shoes and stars in sex tapes was doing a good enough job of that before she started rotating Euro-Cock. I hope I live long enough to witness the emotional mess she’s created grow up.

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Posted in:Shuana Sand|Tits

2010

09

Apr

Rachel Bilson’s Showin’ Off Tits of the Day

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I can pretty much guarantee that Rache Bilson is not getting married to that loser from Canada. The only reason the break-up hasn’t been reported is because no one really gives a fuck about him and he is so insignificant that people don’t even remember she’s supposed to be getting married….the virgin losers just know him as the guy who killed Darth Vader, while I see him as the guy who turned Rachel Bilson from an eligible slutty starlet, to some sweater wearing boring wasted pussy, but the last few weeks she’s been making appearances and this one of her dress that looks like it could be a bra makes it pretty clear she’s out for cock and you know her insecure reject from hollywood would never allow this if he was still in the picture because it may attract men who will remind her how insignificant the guy she is planning on married is….tempting her to move the fuck on…because even she knows how pathetic the motherfucker is, she just felt obligated to stay with him, kinda like any girl who has ended up with you…

Either way, she’s still hot, she’s still got it in her and I’m ready for her fall into a wild slut phase cuz I’ve been ready to see this bitch naked for a long time…let’s just hope she brings it….

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Posted in:cleavage|Rachel Bilson|Tits

2010

08

Apr

Charlotte Gainsbourg Sex Scene in Persecution of the Day

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Serge Gainsbourg is some French lounge singer that all the hipsters are hooked on and this is his daughter with some bitch named Jane Birkin in some sex scene.

She is pushing 40. She is a singer and an actor with a pretty decent career of her own and now she’s fucking in some movie from 2 years ago that I will probably never see but that I will post on my site……

I figure today has been real boring and sex scenes always make shitty movies better, let’s hope they make shitty websites better

Posted in:Charlotte Gainsbourg|Tits

2010

08

Apr

Sherri Shepherd’s Disgusting Fat Chick Tits of the Day

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I look at Sherri Shepherd’s tits almost daily when I watch The View on Mute at my local McDonald’s who have TVs for some reason I don’t really get, but like because I don’t have a TV….

I don’t look at them because I find them hot, but I look at them because I find her so fucking disgusting. She talks about being celibate by choice, and I know black dudes are usually willing to fuck anything with a pussy that can pay the rent, but I just can’t imagine her having much choice in the matter.

I try to visualize her lying in bed, touching herself, sliding her hand from her big mom tits, down to her unkempt pussy she’s got waxed for the first time since doing The View and it makes me sick to my stomach…

I like to think watching her daily, takes away my sex drive and saves young college girls in the neighborhood from getting molested by me and my “tutoring” scam.

Sherri has blocked me on Twitter, so I guess I’ll never get to watch her fuck herself….but here are her disgusting pictures to give you a small break from being a horny animal…..it is almost therapeutic and meditating….Enjoy….

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Posted in:Fat|Sherri Shepherd|Tits

2010

06

Apr

Amanda Lepore’s Tits That Used to Be Pecs of the Day

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Sometimes standard female pussy is boring cuz it’s always the fucking same….it’s like there’s little excitement in the shit cuz you know the girl was born with it and she takes it for granted cuz it’s always just been there…

So you need to switch it up and the best way to do that is to look at pics of some tranny monster like Amanda Lepore and her ridiculous everything who is like a caricature of a woman because to remind yourself that pussy that isn’t standard female pussy czn be scary as fuck….making you run back to standard female pussy as fast as you can with a new found appreciation for the shit….

These pictures are to keep you on track and from straying…

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Posted in:Amanda Lepore|Tits

2010

06

Apr

Kellie Pickler Shows Off her Fake White Trash Tits of the Day

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I used to find this inbred hick interesting when she was on American Idol back when I watched American Idol because I had a TV with one channel and little energy to do much else than sit there and watch the shit….Not interesting in a “I’d love to sit down and have a great conversation” way, but interesting in the fact that she was kinda hot and grew up in the backwoods banging her grandfather, she was dumb as shit and seemed easy to trick into anal and pretty much into anything and fucking some serious redneck retard trash was always a dream…but she hasn’t aged too well, even her fake tits look like a disaster, but I guess that’s what happen to most white trash when they turn 25, their teeth just can’t keep up with all the Tang they’ve been drinking and start fallin’ out..or whatever else it is that wrecks hick girls who I once wanted to fuck….like teenage pregnancy, malnourishment and bad genes…you’d hope Hollywood woulda saved her from….

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Posted in:cleavage|Kellie Pickler|Tits

2010

06

Apr

Katie Holmes has some Weird Fucking Tits of the Day

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Something weird is going on with Katie Holmes mom tits. Some people may think she’s just wearing a bra that is too tight for her, but I like to think it’s on some Alien kick, not because I am a virgin loser who likes all things Sci-Fi and only masturbate to shit that involves Space, but because her religion is.

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Posted in:Bra|Katie Holmes|Tits

2010

01

Apr

Sofia Vergara Tits in Modern Family of the Day

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I haven’t seen the show Modern Family, but I have seen Sofia Vergara’s fat tits over the years and they’re pretty bust, even if I hate any bitch that speaks Spanish because it brings back horrible memories of my whore mother fucking random white dudes in our one room apartment back in Mexico, before she died of AIDS and left me to some child molesting priest run orphanage, but this isn’t group therapy motherfuckers, this is me keeping track of pussy, and despite what I’ve heard about Sofia Vergara and her little trip to Central America a few decades ago when her name was Sergio to get an “operation”, her tits are woman enough to ignore the testicles she was possibly born with….especially since they’ve been removed…

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2010

31

Mar

Katy Perry Shows Off her Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Legally I’m not allowed to post the pictures of Katy Perry’s tits in a red bikini, not because Katy Perry annoys me so much that I’ve showed up at her house every day until she issued a restraining order, but because the paparazzi agency who was paid or who paid to get the rights to take these pics don’t like me because I offend the celebrities they pay to take exclusive pictures of and they don’t want to lose their business model…..

Look, I get the whole “her tits are amazing” thign, and part of me can appreciate that about her, but I can’t forget that she is Katy Perry or that she is ugly as fuck, she shouldn’t be allowed out of the house without movie make-up or a mask on but she should be forced to always wear a bikini top because after staring at this for a few minutes…I realize she’s not so bad…Don’t get me wrong, I still hate her…and I still have hope that her and her annoying boyfriend Russell Brand are involved in a horrible plane crash on the way home. I feel like God’s been too good to them and needs to take it back.

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