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2009

14

Aug

Jordan Takes Her Tits for a Jog of the Day

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If you’re wondering how to treat a pair of the most ridiculous fake tits ever stuck into a whore, here’s your answer, you take them running. I don’t know what benefits that have, other than maybe loosin’ them up and makin’ them feel as real as two ridiculous sized tits can possibly feel, or maybe she jogs to justify how skinny she is because she’s so concerned about her image and reputation that having people find out she has an eating disorder would be the death of her career, but I doubt that, considering she has a sex tape with an African.

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2009

12

Aug

Kelly Osborne’s Fat Tits DJ Badly of the Day

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So it turns out that Kelly Osborne does more than just eat and spend her dad’s money, she also is a celebrity DJ who gets booked to play her shitty ipod mixes at clubs for big money, because people are so fascinated by celebrity and celebrity offspring that if Kelly Osborne listens to the shit, and sets the mood for the party thru her song choices, then it must be good enough for them to dance to.

I’d rather watch her masturbate and listen to her moan that be forced to get drunk to her mixes, and I really have no interest in every watching her masturbating or listening to her moan, if anything I find the thought fuckin’ disgusting, just figured it’d be a good enough visual for you to really grasp how badly I don’t want to hear her and her novelty DJ gig…and here are her fat tits…

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2009

10

Aug

Bethany Frankel and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

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I have this thing about rich housewives that involves me trying to throw them off, just because I figure they think they have their perfect little lives all sorted out. They have the husband’s credit card, who is always at work trying to pay for their lavish lifestyle while getting to stay as far the fuck away from their obnoxious wife, they have the nanny to free up their time to shop, get their hair done and most importantly bang the hired help all while dressing like they are their 12 year old daughter, rockin’ eating disorders to stay fit and jackin’ their shit up at the plastic surgeon’s office before going to a Starbucks near me, forcing me to overhear the same conversation over and fucking over and over again about their vacation or their kids being the fuckin’ ultimate in the world, giving me no choice but to ask them politely where to get in contact with their plastic surgeon to pay him to botch their next fake lip job so that they lose the ability to fuckin’ talk, suck dick and pretty much leave their fuckin’ house to annoy me cuz this high maintenance shit is the fuckin’ devil, before asking how much they charge to let me touch their circus freak plastic vagina like shit was at the petting zoo because the only way to get the devil out of a cunt like is thru the plastic surgeon modified pussy.

I don’t know who Bethany Frankel is, but I hear she’s on a reality TV show that I will never watch, cuz I see bitches like this all the time.

Posted in:Bethany Frankel|cleavage|Tits

2009

06

Aug

Sharon Stone’s Tits for Some French Magazine of the Day

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Sharon Stone’s tits were on the cover a French magazine. I don’t feel like her tits deserve that kind of attention. It’s gonna give her an ego and make her think she’s still got it goin’ on when at this stage of the game, she’s should sit back and watch her sex appeal fade and remember that the only dude who wants to see her pussy when she uncrosses her legs and isn’t wearing panties is her doctor lookin’ for pre-cancerous cells on her vagina or some weird dude who hasn’t got access to the internet but does have a copy of the Basic Instinct DVD with zoom feature on his remote.

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2009

04

Aug

Miranda Kerr and her Fashion Show Tits of the Day

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Here is Miranda Kerr on the runway in what looks like it could be a bikini because that is her fucking job….and I wish people found my job interesting enough to take pictures of and write about on the internet, cuz I want to feel fuckin’ important, but for some reason fat dudes dying on a computer don’t inspire people to masturbate, but girls who model bikinis do. I guess that’s why she makes more money than me….so if anything these pictures inspire me to go out there and find ways to get people to masturbate to me, because then maybe I’ll get paid. Not that you care about my problems, I don’t even care about my problems, but I do care about tits.

Posted in:Fashion Show|Miranda Kerr|Tits

2009

30

Jul

Ciara Used to be a Man and Now She has Tits of the Day

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The rumor when Ciara first came out was that she was born with a dick, which happens more than we know, and even the girl you may be dating could have been one of these hybrid humans for all you know, you know, where the doctors see both genitals and know a life as a hermie just isn’t a life anyone deserves to live, so they give the parents the choice of what gender to make them, and based on how they decorated the nursery they decide, like some kind of breeder buffet, or some shit, so they chop the dick off if there’s female reproductive organs or sew up the pussy if there isn’t and the secret is never let out of the bag, cuz that could be some harmful information to the kid’s self esteem, so instead it is left as a dirty little secret between the parents, reminding them everytime they looked at their child, how shitty their reproductive organs are, blaming each other and utlimately ending in divorce, because you can’t stay with someone who tainted your life with a freak.

But based on Ciara’s tits, I have a feeling she was born a woman…..I don’t see any Adam’s Apple….and if she wasn’t she’s probably still worth a round if no one’s lookin’

Bonus that is not really a bonus – Here are her legs in some pretty ….

Posted in:Ciara|cleavage|Legs|Tits

2009

29

Jul

Katy Perry Covers Her Ugly Face and Shows Off Some Tit of the Day

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I have the buring hatred for Katy Perry. I have ripped into her on the site over and over again. I find her face looks like a retard who was in a car accident and her body is sloppy as shit, but she’s been redeeming herself. First of all, her music is never on the radio anymore, which is an amazing start, but she also pretty much told the world she’s a joker with her fake tattoo, leading me to believe her song that made her big was a joke that some record exec didn’t get, and more importantly, today, she’s hiding her face but still showin’ the tit we all want to see cuz we have nothing better to do, so if anything, Katy Perry is like the ugly bitch you keep on the backburner to fuck when the good lookin bitches reject you, because she gives a great blowjob and has big tits, but she’s not quite hot enough to admit you fuck to your peers, not that you have that problem, since you don’t get laid and at this rate your dirty laundry in the corner of your room that kinda fell into a vaginal shape is enough to get you off…..well here’s Katy Perry doin’ us all a favor….

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2009

28

Jul

Rihanna and her Tits do Some Lady Gaga Weirdness of the Day

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I think Rihanna is pretty much perfect. The only thing she has going against her is that she’s friends with Katy Perry and maybe that she lacks a little confidence in her image and has gone one and tried to pull some Lady Gaga irony in her outfits. We get it, you had a song about umbrellas, you don’t need to be seen with one everytime you leave your fuckin’ hotel, bitch, that was two fuckin’ years ago, you need to move the fuck on. It’s like she’s Jewish and still talking about the Holocaust, or Black and still talking about slavery, or native and still talking about your land being stolen, or a battered wife still talking about her husband who used to beat her, even after she murdered him in his sleep, but at least she’s doin it in a tight dress, with her tits exposed…cuz I like that kind of thing…even if it’s wearing a stupid hat and hanging with a stupid lookin’ dude…who know Bajan I know would ever get down with. Fame is makin’ her soft and accepting of faggots and that is a real fuckin’ tragedy…

On a side note, Chris Brown was seen leaving her hotel room, I love abused women, if you get them done right, they always come crawling home for more, cuz they are so damaged to believe they can survive without the abuser. The whole thing is fuckin’ amazing.

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna|Tits

2009

24

Jul

Bar Rafaeli Takes Her Isreali Tits Partying of the Day

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It’s girls like Bar Rafaeli, the guy who owns the Jewish deli down the street from me who gives me free coffee, the lawyer I had who got me out of some bullshit and the doctor I had that cured my bleeding stomach and I am sure there are others out there, who all make me happy that Hilter didn’t wipe out all of the Jews, but I’m sure in his genocide he got a few bad ones…

Here she is partying at some club with her tits.

Posted in:Bar Rafaeli|Israeli|Tits

2009

23

Jul

Some Amy Winehouse Masturbation Pictures of the Day

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Amy Winehouse is a festish of mine. Maybe I just like imagining what something with a rotting mouth’s vagina would taste like, but I think it’s got more to do with the fact that she’s about to die, making her a prime candidate to move in on, marry and ride her royalty train until my own impending death, and that’s fuckin’ porno to me, but it could have to do with her hot tits on that frail little body, and here she is cockteasing me while going to court to defend her honor….

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