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2009

02

Sep

Mel B and Her Fat Tits of the Day

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Mel B has tits, I doubt they are real, but they are real fine to look at, even though I hate fake tits, but the possibility that shit may be just pushed up cuz of her slutty vintage lingerie top, makes it ok, especailly when the rest of her is slowly falling apart as her sex appeal peels away more and more each year like the paintjob on my friend’s house he’s pretty much given up on as he became heavily addicted to pills and developed agoraphobia, so I guess based on that really weird logic, her tits are the only thing to look at in the picture.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews and Mavrix

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2009

02

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits Hang with Black People of the Day

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I don’t know what the deal with KIm Kardashian lookin like some kind of R&B singer like Beyonce or some shit, but I am hoping it involves her releasing a record, because watching her sing and dance like the useless whore she is, would definitely provide me at least 5 minutes of entertainment and in this short attention span/ADD generation, that will feel like a fucking lifetime….but unfortunately, I think she’s doesn’t have the talent needed to do much more than getting fucked badly by Ray J and flauntin her tits like most of the fat girls I know, but I know you all want to get up in this, so I’ll post the pics anyway…

Bonus Brittny Gastineau Girl Brought Out Her Fat Tits For Us to Laugh at cuz She’s a Slob.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

31

Aug

Kim Kardashian and her Fat Tits of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a new fucking woman, I don’t know what the fuck she did to herself but she doesn’t look the same at all and I guess even she figured she was lame as fuck and a total fucking attention seeking joke who only had a career cuz she let black dudes piss on her like the urinal at my local community center on a thursday night after the basketball practice and it was probably best to do try to escape that by transforming herself into someone know one fuckin’ recognzied. I hear the next big move towards escaping the shit is pulling a Chastity Bono, so enjoy these tits when you have the chance, cuz with whatever bra she has on, they are pretty spectacular.

PICS VIA FAME

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

31

Aug

Hilary Duff Takes Her Fat Tits to Lunch with Her Hocky Player of the Day

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I wonder if this dude ever expected to be dating a teenage popster after her teenage popstar status slowly started to fade and her designer jeans started to get bigger and bigger back when he was just a Canadian kid digging quarters out of his pedophile coach’s asshole in some kind of game he was told would better his chances of going pro, or some shit that I don’t have concrete proof about, but know from people who did do sports that a whole lot of homo shit goes down from the coaches to the teamates in the shower and in private meetings and the bond a team has means never letting that information out.

I guess the good news is that with weight gain comes fatter tits, which is probably more fun for her boyfriend to overcompensate and mask his homosexual fantasies with.

PICS VIA FAME

Posted in:Fat|Hilary Duff|Mike Comrie|Tits

2009

28

Aug

Kellie Pickler Showing Off Her Fake Tits of the Day

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Kellie Pickler was out supporting some Taylor Swift bullshit because I guess she wanted to see how real successful country/pop singing cunts actually make shit happen, cuz her only formal training in anything that made her money was watching her mom wait tables at the shitty town diner, or maybe it was watched her mother work the pole at the local stripclub that was build inside an old big rig trailer, I don’t really remember because I don’t give a fuck about ex American idols with fake tits and a thick accent, especially when they aren’t 18 anymore….

Posted in:cleavage|Kellie Pickler|Tits

2009

25

Aug

Some Kathy Lee Gifford Tit in a Dress for Old Times of the Day

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Before Kathy Lee Gifford was a botox, jacked up face dinosaur, she used to be on morning television in an era when internet porn wasn’t accessible and I only had one channel, pretty much making her my little whore on at least one occassion when I happened to be awake at 9 am. There was just something about her fat tits, the idea of her red pubic hair and her annoying uptight attitude that I liked. I think it had to do with knowing I was far too dirty a motherfucker for her to even throw a dollar at without using hand sanitizer in a time before hand sanitizer existed and I am sure I am not the only one who jerked off to her back when she was on Regis with Kelly, otherwise they woulda never kept her on the show….I’m talking to you Regis…You little pig….

Here are her tits and botox face for old times…….

Here’s Kathy Lee Seducing me in a white dress with Shania Twain….

Here’s Kathy Lee Seducing me in a Pant Suit with Bernadette Peters….

Posted in:Kathy Lee Gifford|Tits

2009

24

Aug

Ice T and Coco’s Tits Go Shopping of the Day

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Ice T was out shopping with his permanent hooker wife. You see all he has to do is pay her in a nice lifestyle, buy her whatever she wants, pay for her plastic surgery addiction, pay the black magazines to feature her ass on the cover in some kind of ad deal, she sticks the fuck around and plays wife. That means she doesn’t have to strip ever again. That also means she refuses business from other John’s, unless Ice T feels gangster and decides to pimp her out, since he’s the boss and she does what he wants cuz that’s all part of the deal and the beauty is that he can’t go to jail for soliciting sex from her, since they are married. He’s got it all figured out, the whole plan is bulletproof if you are the kind of guy who only gets off to fuckin’ whores but don’t like the risk of fuckin’ whores……here she is with her tits getting paid…..

Posted in:Coco|Ice T|Tits

2009

24

Aug

Skinny Ashlee Simpson in a Tube Dress Getting Felt Up By a Chick of the Day

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The good thing about girls getting knocked up when they are young is that they bounce back a hell of a lot better than my wife did. I guess it could have something to do with the fact that these bitches have hired help to pretty much do every single thing in the house and for the kid while they just sit around talking about her husbands homosexuality or whatever the fuck they talk about and here she is making an appearace because I guess she’s ready to work again.

I was never a huge Ashlee Simpson fan, if anything she was the awkward, ugly talentless sister I’d want to fuck to get to the hotter older sister and I am definitely not a fan of her showing off the panties Pete Wentz wore the night they got pregnant, or even the vagina Pete Wentz had to artificially inseminate in the bathroom with a turkey baster and his boytoy’s mouth full of his cum keeping it room temperature so the sperm don’t die, but I will say she looks pretty much better than ever, thanks to 3 years of being with a fag who won’t fuck her but will stand next to the treadmill encouraging her to become hot, because straight boys are his favorite kind of boy to fuck…..if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Skinny|Tits

2009

20

Aug

Sienna Miller’s Homewrecking Public Tits of the Day

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The good thing about Sienna Miller is that she’s not one of those exclusive uptight girls you meet in the bar who claims she has a boyfriend before finding out you are rich, she’s more the kind of girl who has this modern day hippie attitude, who doesn’t mind sharing the wealth, where she gets naked pretty much every chance she gets giving all of us a glimpse into what we are missing, while bedding pretty much every man she crosses paths with in some kind of self-discovery bullshit that makes her pussy some kind of public park or adult jungle gym you’d find in the park and the only thing shitty about all that is the herpes, and I guess the fact that none of us will ever get a piece, because despite the diseases, she’s still easy on the eyes….

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2009

18

Aug

Lil’ Kim Performing With Her Tits of the Day

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Lil Kim is a whore, not that you didn’t already know that, not that we actually know that she is one because for the most part girls who are this sexual on the outside are really fucking garbage in the bedroom, not that Lil Kim is really sexual on the outside, she looks more like a plastic Asian sex doll, but the way she presents herself is pure whore. A real brainless marketing strategy for anyone with a pussy.

Here is Some Video of her Tits talking bullshit to some Romanian dude because whenever I hear that Romanian accent I get excited and assume it is going to end in gypsies juggling beach balls with bears at some traveling circus.

Speaking of Romania, I once knew a Romanian dude who had a 14 inch penis and everytime we got carded buying beer or cigarettes he’d pull his dick out for the clerk and say “does this look underage”….a dick probably too small to touch the walls of Lil Kim’s massive meaty vagina…..that she’s Poppin in this video in Romania

And here are some pictures of her performing and rockin’ a mic like it was cock promising to relaunch her career….

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