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2009

17

Sep

Ashley Tisdale and Her Fit Little Tits is Still Ugly of the Day

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I don’t find Ashley Tisdale worth looking at, but for some reason I am drawn to posting pictures of her to talk about how ugly she is, despite not being that ridiculously ugly, just too ugly for Hollywood, you know a lot like Alexis Arquette if he didn’t spend his plastic surgery budget on getting his dick cut off and focused that shit to his nose like she did and I guess none of that really matters……what does matter is that despite the stupid shorts, she’s got some perky tits…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Fit|Tits|Ugly

2009

17

Sep

Blake Lively and her Tits in a Short Skirt of the Day

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I don’t understand why the bitch on Gossip Girl with the sex tape I’ve never seen is far more lowkey than the bitch on Gossip Girl who is constantly showing off her tits and body in as little clothes as possible without filming a sex tape just walking down the street, pussy in air and shit, but the worst thing about all this is that I am writing this bullshit about her, I think I need new hobbies….

Pics Via PCN

Posted in:Blake Lively|Tits

2009

16

Sep

Lucy Lui’s Got Some Fat Lesbian Asian Tits of the Day

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I remember a few years ago when you couldn’t go a day without hearing about Lucy Lui, she was all the fuckin’ rage and now, those days are over, but I am guess she’s a lesbian now, because here she is holding hands with a girl and despite knowing that women are needy and annoying and need constant attention, bitches constantly hold each other, hug each other and cuddle each other, meaning they may or may not fuck each other with strap ons, despite how much more interesting they would be if they did.

Update – I looked her up and I think she’s Bi……so maybe this is just a preview to the hardcore dyke sex that’s gonna go down a few hours after this picture was taken and here are her hard asian nipples….

Pics via Mavrix

Posted in:Lucy Lui|Tits

2009

15

Sep

Marisa Miller and Her Cleavage at Fashion Week of the Day

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I wasn’t going to bother with these because lets face it, she’s a bikini model and showing off her body is what she does, making a cleavage dress almost pointless because all I have to do is google image her ass and she actual fuckin’ tit, but then I remembered that fans of female celebrities who don’t get laid get pretty serious about this shit, maybe even a little obsessive and like to scrapbook every picture that comes out of her, because in their mind she’s their wife in training who they will need to know all about and be prepared for when their destiny finally falls into place, despite the cold, sad truth that they are just virgin losers who will end up alone, because saving themselves for Marisa Miller in ther delusion that she’s all they can ever settle with or see themselves with, when the reality is that they should take anything that comes their virgin loser way, because otherwise, they will die alone….I never understood why virgin losers have superiority complexes and why they don’t realizes just how pathetic they are…but I do know that I am posting these pics for them….

And here’s the less interesting wardrobe change….

Pics via FAME

Posted in:Fashion Week|Marisa Miller|Tits

2009

15

Sep

Adrianne Curry’s Bikini Tits from Twitter of the Day

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I started following Adrianne Curry on Twitter for no real reason because I write on Twitter but don’t read what other people write on Twitter. I have a hard enough time reading my email, or my text messages, or Get Well Soon cards from 4 years ago, so I don’t understant why these motherfuckers would create this bullshit to make me fucking work, but it turns out that this bitch posts pictures of her fake tits in her bikini from the angle her whore self sees, and I guess that’s exciting to some people, not because they are fans of Adrianne Curry, but because they like fake tits and don’t realize they can get a pair of their own implanted into their chests to give them something to do while playing football, because no one ever talks about the dude who got implants cuz he lost a bet back in the 90s, and that’s a real crime to his innovation….

Either way, I guess this Adrianna Curry bitch likes tanning and wasting away on the beach because she’s got nothing better to do with herself and I guess I’m not complaining, cuz that would be really not straight of.

Posted in:Adrianna Curry|Bikini|Tits|Twitter

2009

14

Sep

Keri Hilson’s Tits Trying to Be Rihanna of the Day

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Keri Hilson is still trying to be Rihanna, only now she’s not still doin it in front of the mirror for herself, or at family functions, but she is doing it at industry parties like she’s actually made, which I guess she technically has, sure she got to the top on a cheap coat tail ride trying to be the next Rihanna, sure know doors were broken down like she was Rosa Parks or anyone who really left a mark on the world, sure she’s just cookie cutter, white bread, immitation brand of a celebrity who won’t be remembered, but at least she wore a shirt I am willing to look at, otherwise, I wouldn’t have even noticed her standing over there, not that she cares if I notice her or not, I’m just trying to make a point….

Pics Via BauerGriffin

Posted in:Keri Hilson|Tits

2009

14

Sep

Katy Perry and Her Optical Illusion Cleave of the Day

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Katy Perry doesn’t deserve to be famous, not that she’s actually famous, I mean she gets paid a lot to perform and is on TV and gets interviews of her like people care, when really I know someone is paying someone else off to make this constant radio play happen, because she’s really not that good, and no radio station would play it without being told they have no choice but to play it, tricking the world into thinking she’s good, and making her not disappear like she shout.

This generation of “celebrities” seems to be just a bunch of one hit wonders on fuckin’ repeat, but in this case she is someone I personally hate because she has made lesbian fantasies obsolete, cuz every time I see girl on girl action that garbage song comes into my head and she should be punished for that….ideally by getting raped by a really big bull dyke and her really big strap on, just to see how much she really fuckin’ likes it….instead she’s just hanging out with her scary vampire boyfriend who helps make reaffirm that she’s probably one of the scariest things in entertainment and here are her tits doin’ some magic eye shit…

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Posted in:cleavage|Katy Perry|Tits

2009

08

Sep

AnnaLynne McCord Still Thinks She’s Got It Going On of the Day

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Someone needs to knock this bitch off her high horse, and no, I’m not talking about her long-faced mother, I’m talking about her cunt ego. Seeing her strategically step out of the SUV with sunglasses on and her designer purse being shot by paparazzi and unfortunately not an assassin. Having her life play out like she always imagined it would and the insanity needs to stop. I don’t even know if 90210 is even an actual fucking TV show, and this kind of undeserved fame and the unnecessary attitude that comes with it. Seriously, how can we make this fall from the top happen fast ? Let’s collectively work on that, cuz all I have so far is crazed stalker kidnaps her and brain washes her for the next 18 years….and I don’t know anyone who would stalk this bitch, or even be able to stomach her more than 5 minutes, so we needs some fresh ideas.

The only thing semi interesting about her is her ability to really maximize the use of her really small tits without showing the world nipple and I guess that’s not really that interesting or even a talent but it’s a start for what I anticipate her future being when her money dries up and she can’t get work because the project she’s involved in is a total piece of shit, because maximizing tits is a huge part of a strippers work….

Pictures via INFphoto

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Tits

2009

03

Sep

Mariah Carey’s Drunk Tits of the Day

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Mariah Carey was drunk, I wonder if it was from drinking too much or if her brain medication just had a weird reaction to what she ate, putting her into some kind of high that almost looks like she’s ready to be dragged by her fuckin’ hair to the alley behind the club and date raped, unfortunately, her celebrity status and the crowd it draws makes for a total fuckin’ cock block.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Drunk|Mariah Carey|Tits

2009

03

Sep

Blake Lively’s Tits on Set of Gossip Girl of the Day

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Blake Lively was on set of Gossip Girl and I guess they are planning a really magnificant, opulant, decadent, luxurious, obnoxious, pretentious gala event on the show that all you faggots who watch this shit can sit and wait for excitedly, while I’ve seen all I have to see and that’s Blake Lively’s tits, I dont really understand why she looks like a cracked out, drug addicted, street whore who ran away from home at 15 and turned to a life of crack and getting diseased loads on her face, but I do know that she doesn’t look like she’s 22 and she definitely doesn’t look like the teenager she’s supposed to be, she looks more like the 50 year olds in prom dresses I saw last night who wouldn’t fuck me, and she’s got something in common with them too, and that’s that she won’t fuck me either, yet I still sit here writing about her like some kind of asshole stroking her haggard faced ego.

PICS VIA – FAME and INFphoto

Posted in:Blake Lively|Gossip Girl|Tits