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2009

23

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Addresses The New Leaked Topless Pics To Promote Herself of the Day

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Attention whore Aubrey O’Day posted a video of herself in a sheer bra on Youtube that should be taken down for being pornographic and breaking the Youtube rules, but it is kinda hot if fake tits in sheer bras is your thing.

I didn’t listen to what she said, but she was whining about the nude pics that were leaked of her and her doughy body from her Peepshow premiere in an obvious attempt to milk this shit as hard as she can. She claims she was on the phone with lawyers internationally like posting her nude pic is a fucking crime, but the truth is that she is just trying to get more people talking about her to sell more tickets and give her more work.

The whole thing is bullshit, but I guess then again, so is she.

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2009

23

Sep

Dita Von Teese for Wonerbra of the Day

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The only thing I like about Dita Von Teese is that she proves to girls everywhere, that if you get naked on the internet and promote yourself properly, either by doing it as an “art” or a “social project”, pretty much making yourself an internet star, the mainstream will eat you the fuck up and pull you out of your one bedroom apartment you perform your webcam stripshows out of, and give you a spread in Playboy that leads to a tour and appearances and even a product line with a huge underwear company, making you fucking millions, like you weren’t sucking pussy on video for your website members 7 years ago, and you don’t even need to be good lookin.

So next time a girl tells you that they don’t want to record videos of them masturbating on cam because it may leak and the whole world will see, just use Dita Von Teese as an example of a slut who had strap-on sex in video and who now gets endorsements from multinational corporations.

We are the generation of smut, soon porn won’t even be called porn and I think that’s a good thing…

Pics Via Bauer

Posted in:Dita Von Teese|Tits|Wonderbra

2009

21

Sep

Sugababe Mutya Buena Showing Off Her Hot Body of the Day

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I don’t know much about British Pop Bands from the ’90s, but I do know that I didn’t expect one of the members to be some fuckin’ roughneck gutter slut.
Seriously, this Filipino, Chinese, Irish pig from the UK looks a lot less like someone you’d want the kids in the neighborhood learning her music video dance from, unless you’re a pedophile and like seeing 10 year old girls on the sidewalk makin’ their booty’s gyrate, which I’m not and more like someone I’d expect to be in line behind at Walmart buying formula for her 6 illegitimate babies with different daddies thanks to a crack addiction that makes mommy’s pussy her business venture.

Either way, she’s got big tits, which isn’t exciting because she’s got big everything else, but tits are tits and we can’t take that away from her…even if her record label took everything else from her….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Mutya Buena|Tits

2009

21

Sep

Katie Price Jordan and Her Stupid Tits

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Katie Price is becoming a man at least it looks like she is, maybe her shoulders were always this broad and that was why Peter Andre, her gay ex-husband married her, because he figured it would put his name on the map and her tits are so unnatural it’d be like suckin’ on a beach ball and there’s nothing straight about that.

I just can’t imagine why anyone would ever want to fuck this bitch, and the only thing semi-appealing about her is that she looks like a sex doll, but unlike sex dolls she probably talks some stupid shit that would piss me off and she probably doesn’t put out, because it’s been my experience that the sluttier a girl looks the less she’s into sex, and even though she made her career off guys jerking off to her, she invested tons of money into looking the part but they just don’t get that fucking is her role in life, making her the biggest fuckin’ cocktease out there, not that she does any teasing to my cock the way she looks in these pics, but you probably like it.

Pics via Bauer and PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Butch|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

21

Sep

Amber Rose Promoting Some Bullshit on her Quest for Fame of the Day

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Amber Rose proves that all it takes to get invited to exclusive fashion events that average people can’t get into and that she couldn’t get into that last 5 years her fame hungry fat ass tried, is to fuck someone seemingly important like Kanye West, or to hang with someone who is seemingly important and who you pretend to fuck, because Kanye doesn’t like girls. Then milk that insider information, since you have proof, by making him put you on motherfuckin’ payroll or else the tell all “Kanye is a Homo” book gets published….and it is all very clever.

Here are her tits.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amber Rose|Perfume|Tits

2009

18

Sep

Kelly Monaco Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

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You should not get excited when seeing a girl who was a troll of a Playboy playmate 15 years ago, who was Carmen Electra’s body double on Baywatch, who is showing off her body because you saw her at her naked at her prime and she should pretty much be dead to you by now, but for some reason there’s always those assholes who have trouble letting go, who fell in love with her pictorial or life changing performances and who have waited all these years to see pictures of her in various appearances because they think she’s a goddess who is the only pussy that matters.

You see, even my neighbor, who is a 59 year old volunteer social worker / ex-prosititute has had fuckin stalkers, so don’t let shit get to your head Kelly Monaco, you know when people break into your apartment when you are in the other room and you decide to press charges instead of fuck them for being so devoted to you when no one else is because there are a lot of people in the world who just aren’t well, and the fact that they still get excited about your cleavage, does not mean you still have it goin’ on, it means they need help…And for the record, addressing this post to Kelly Monaco pretty much makes me feel like I’m not well.

Pics via Fame

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2009

18

Sep

Kourtney Kardashian and Her Pregnant Tits of the Day

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Here’s more proof that the Kardashian’s are breeding like the rodents they fuckin’ are, as a pregnant Kourtney Kardashian walks around showing off her fatty pregnant tits.

I can’t even imagine what kind of cunt this family is going to produce. From Auntie Kim showing the fuckin’ thing how to make a quick buck sucking dick on camera, to Auntie Khloe and Mommy Kourtney showering the fucking thing in all the baby Ed Hardy the little fucker could ever dream of, because you know, kids this cheesy are born crying for over priced, loud, obnoxious t-shirts that will help them fit in with the Vegas crowd by the pool, it’s part of their cheesy genetic code.

Someone should put an end to this before the devil unleashes another one of its monsters into the world…and by her fat uterus, it looks like it’s coming soon…

Pics via INFpoto

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Pregnant|Tits

2009

18

Sep

Bar Refaeli Tits for the Jew Holiday of the Day

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It is a Jewish Holiday. That means that my one Jewish reader who still comes back to the site after years of Nazi jokes and Jewish jokes because he hates his overbearing mother, or father who was too busy working to give him hugs or play Monopoly with him as a kid, won’t be comin’ thru today, so I’d like to post a picture of pretty much the only hot Jewish girls in the entertainment industry, I mean other than Amy Winehouse and Whoopi Goldberg, in his and his people’s honor.
So here’s cokeslut model Bar Refaeli in New York doing pretty much nothing interesting….

Bauer

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Tits

2009

18

Sep

Scary Spice Making Scary Faces of the Day

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There was a time I used to jerk off to Scary Spice’s hard nipples in her music videos, but realize that was a time when I didn’t have the internet and had exhausted the softcore porn VHS tape I stole from some music store, but I did have stolen cable. that time is long fuckin’ gone, because it turns out the name she gave herself was a self fulfilling prophecy, kinda like Patrick Swayze taking the role in Ghost, cuz bitch looks like a fuckin’ monster….a monster with really perky tits.

Bauer

Posted in:Mel B|Scary Spice|Tits

2009

17

Sep

Halle Berry and Her Pregnancy Tits of the Day

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Halle Berry is pregnant. I don’t know who really cares about that kind of news considering she was already pregnant, is already a mom and the damage is already done, meaning her birth canal has been ravaged, her sex appeal has been retired and her career has slowed the fuck down because of it, not that I still wouldn’t do all the things I’ve been planning to do to her the last decade, I’m just saying that these pictures of her are boring, her pregnancy is boring and this post is boring. I’m just keeping shit consistent.

Pics via Fame

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