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Archive for the Tits Category

2009

13

Oct

Marisa Miller Photoshopped Tits for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Marisa Miller got in a bikini and heavily photoshopped for a recent Victoria’s Secret catalog. I am not trying to say that she’s not hot, or not worth fucking, or that she’s some kind of hag, but she is pushing 40 and does have a lot of sun damage and despite having an amazing fit body and me never letting a bitch’s sun damage, rough skin, stop me, seriously, I’ve cum on Aids lesions before, proving that I’m not that picky, but she just doesn’t do it for me, and I guess it’s because I know her tits are fake and I hate fake tit false marketing bullshit enough to discount a perfectly perfect girl because of them.

But here are the pictures.

Posted in:Marisa Miller|Photoshop|Tits

2009

06

Oct

Katy Perry and Her Fat Chick Tits of the Day

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Katy Perry was at the Yves St Laurent fashion show taking in some tips on how to dress because she’s pretty much looked like a shitty clown throughout her short lived music career that I hope has very little life left in it, because I hate her, but for some reason you idiots get excited about her tits, despite the fact that all chicks have tits and her tits are no better than anyone’s tits, but for some reason we aren’t all bitter, negative pricks like me and look for the good in people, and I guess I have to agree that despite all the hatred I have for her, at least she’s got tits, see, even I can be positive sometimes too..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fat Chick|Katy Perry|Tits

2009

02

Oct

Rihanna Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

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Rihanna is ridiculous. Sure I’m not a style icon, I know nothing about fashion and I don’t really care to, but I do know how to recognize a clown, or at least someone that someone is making a practical joke on, you know telling the little girl from Barbados who grew up in a shanty with a garbage man father who was broke as fuck and forced to wear hand-me-down dresses her neighbor made out of beach towels that tourists would forget on the beach, since it was the only fabric they could afford, and here she is acting like she’s a fuckin model on the runways in Paris or some shit, when really she just looks like this dude I know who maints himself gold and pretends to be a trophy in the park, seriously, her hair is like an 80s idea of futuristic and I know it’d be fun to cum on, but let’s face it, everything is fun to cum on, especially when it gets eaten or touched unexpectedly.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna|Tits

2009

01

Oct

Latoya Jackson’s Big Fake Alien TIts of the Day

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I have a confession to make. I had a Latoya Jackson VHS tape given to me years ago that was produced by Playboy, that pretty much featured her in 3 or 4 different scenes where she danced around naked. I don’t remember if their was any softcore lesbianism, but there was definitely trimmed muff, and I definitely masturbated to it because it was the 90s and my options were limited. Sure she looks like she isn’t human, but so do most of the girls I’ve banged, you know with their retarded faces and if anything her Jackson pussy is far more luxurious than the gutter I’ve visited, so here are her big fake tits in honor of our short lived one-side love affair and to help the Michael Jackson fetishists who get off to all thing MJ.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alien|Latoya Jackson|Tits

2009

30

Sep

Alyssa Milano’s a Fat Hairy Whore of the Day

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Alyssa Milano is a whore and I am not just saying that because she blocked me on twitter when all I was doing was trying to be her friend. If twitter was high school, she would have been the popular girl who had a party and invited the whole class excpet for me because I was the socially awkward immigrant no one really liked and were actually a little creeped out by and I guess guess that did happen to me in high school and I am sure it happened to some of you, and being reminded of it by some chubby aging cunt in Hollywood doesn’t make me happy and knowing she’s not down to earth but is superficial and high maintenance first hand makes me happy cuz I never bought her sports loving, man’s chick biullshit……but I am saying she’s a whore because of this public display of being a whore with some dude…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alyssa Milano|Tits|Whore

2009

30

Sep

Mary Cary Brings Her Tits Out for Phoebe Price’s Birthday of the Day

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Here’s a serious gang of fucking losers….but I can’t help but focus on Mary Cary an already clinically obese woman’s fake tits, because one looks like a deflated tired on an old broken down truck her dad was shooting beer cans off of in their trailer park backyard, so I guess this story of trash just comes full fuckin’ circle. I hate implants and I hate Mary Cary and I don’t understand who the hell watches her fuck but more importantly who pays her to fuck and even more importantly someone who gets off to her fucking, but I’m thinking that Phoebe Price and these other nobodies are her only fans, at least I am hoping, but then again this is Phoebe Price’s birthday party, so maybe these nobodies are actually Phoebe Prices only fans…and I’m just sad I wasn’t invited to the party…

Pics via PacificCoastNews and INFphoto

Posted in:Mary Cary|Tits

2009

30

Sep

Britney Spears and Her Tits in White Cuz She’s Pure of the Day

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You know a tit’s not too perky when shit hangs in a shirt like some kind of half-full, or half empty, depending on whether you are an optimist or pessimist. You know when it looks like her tits are spread on her chest like fuckin’ peanut butter on toast. Shit’s straight out of an African tribe, or the pages of national geographic, or what is better known as my masturbation material before the internet, making this some kind of throw back porn for those of you into African tribal tits, but not so into the Africa part.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Tits

2009

29

Sep

Jennifer Ellison Pregnant Tits in a Bikini Pics of the Day

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I have a thing for pregnant chicks, even though I don’t have a thing for chicks I’ve got pregnant, and I actually have more of a thing for abortions or miscarriages, but when I know a girl has given up on the condition of her vagina and her body, and I know she really had taken the plunge, I realize that I need to celebrate that vagina in its final moments, so here’s some bitch named Jennifer Ellison I don’t really know or give a fuck about in some bikini pics from a tabloid, because it’s safe to say we’re nearing the end of her career so think of this as the tribute her you’d see next to her urn at her funeral, because let’s face it, the end is pretty much here and although she’s not dead, her sex appeal pretty much is. So look at her tits in all their glory as one last tribute even though it won’t be the last time you see them, but it is all downhill from here, not that it matters since I have no idea who she is, I just used my generic pregnant chick post for this.

Posted in:Bikini|Jennifer Ellison|Pregnant|Tits

2009

29

Sep

Katie Price and her Fat Fake Tits of the Day

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Katie Price and her fat fake tits were out with her UFC bottom feeding cage fighting boyfriend because UFC bottom feeding fighters seem to like trashy fucking girls with sloppy pussies and cheesy fuckin’ everything, like the gutter stripper porn trash in Ed Hardy and Tap Out and the other brand of UFC clothes because I guess they are just so jacked on terstosterone that any pussy is good pussy to fuck and the sloppier the pussy the easier it is to ravage with the wrath of their mixed marital arts dick.

I try to avoid all these assholes when I go out because I know their raging testosterone doesn’t work with my kind of jokes, and that I have the ability to usually upset the wrong person and I don’t want to leave my fate in the hands of some chachi motherfucker who has spent the last year training in how to kill people, when prior to the UFC rage being all a Cachi needs for a good time, they were just using their testosterone going to the gym to get their muscles jacked before clubbing where they’d stand and flex in front of girls, or the mirror in the bathroom which was equally gay but a lot less deadly.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Katie Price|Tits

2009

25

Sep

Amanda Holden’s Got Shoes on Her Tits for Charity of the Day

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Her name is Amanda Holden, she is some Britain’s Got Talent judge or host who I’ve never heard of because I don’t live in Britain and even if I did, I seriously doubt that I’d care enough about the grey skinned, rotting toothed, overweight, ugly people from Britain’s level of fuckin’ talent, to watch this garbage, but it did give me Susan Boyle virginity to jerk off to, so I guess I shouldn’t fully discount its potential.

What I do care about is charity organizations, not because I like helping the world or saving whales, aids babies and breasts, but because some genius decided to come up with concept that really push people out of their comfort zone, not that this whore isn’t used to get naked, but you know what I mean, to get attention to their cause, guilting celebrities and women everywhere to get half naked and use a pair of heels to cover their nipples, because dude’s probably got some kind of heel fetish and this whole perversion is diverted by a good cause…pretty clever.

Posted in:Amanda Holden|Shoes|Tits