2009
27
Feb
Rose McGowan made a joke about there being no such thing as a free ride, because I guess the car she is in is sponsored or something, and everyone laughed and laughed until they couldn’t laugh anymore then they laughed some more. I have no idea what I am talking about but there are pics to compensate for my shitty insight and lack of inspirational words since it’s fucking Friday and I should be Drunk.
Posted in:cleavage|Rose McGowan|Tits
2009
27
Feb
I met a make-up artist on Twitter since it’s my new hang out . I pretty much use it to respond to random famous people and make stupid comments about the shit they write and the whole thing is pretty funny to me, but like everywhere else in my life, I get ignored and I can’t get as many followers as even the most useless pornstar, but I guess none of that matters.
What does matter is that this make-up artist told me that Carmen Electra is a natural beauty and by lookin’ at her tits, I think it’s safe to say the only natural there is the fact that I want to cum all over them. She’s older and has seen more and more cock as the years go on, but she still looks good to me and by me I mean Lenny from Motorhead, but let’s face it, his sexual catalog of pussy he’s fucked, is trashy old strippers from small towns with shitty tit jobs and a deep love for the song “Ace of Spades” because it has been a huge part of their livelihood and life all these years and just having the opportunity to meet him will let them die happy if for whatever reason they go home with a bad john, take bad drugs, or hang themselves from the shower curtains because their lives fucking suck.
That said, here’s some Carmen.
Here’s some Lenny from Motorhead singing Ace of Spades for the whores out there…
***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE****UPDATE***
I didn’t check my email today – because I am lazy – but my good internet friend over at Antiquiet sent it these pictures that he took at the Chelsea Girls show all this went down at…..
Posted in:Carmen Electra|cleavage|Tits
2009
27
Feb
I mean I guess she has no choice but to bring her tits on her Irish tour with her, since they are part of her, but she does have a choice to not have them busting out all over the motherfuckin’ place, but with a face like that, I guess the choice was made for her when she was born, you know, since she’s ugly.
I am sure she fits in nicely in Ireland though. I go to Irish pubs out here and the kind of crowd those places attract are pretty fucking ugly. I’ve gone out once for St Patrick’s day, and the girls that shit attracts are pretty fucking ugly. It’s like hot girls with style no to stay the fuck away and leave it for the farting, beer guzzling, big mac eating, beer bellied, big headed chick with a four leaf clover tattooed on her hip to match her the tattoo of every lyric to every bad song for her to scream along to on her brain. If you know what I mean…
Here are her tits….and I have no idea who she is….
Bonus – Look Guinness, You’re Famous..
Posted in:Bianca Gascoigne|Ireland|Tits
2009
25
Feb
So all you fashionistas probably already know that it’s fashion week in London…or maybe that it was fashion week in london…that it is going to be fashion week in London and some weird Goth clothing company had this fashion show, that was topless, see thru and all around weird.
Now I’m the kind of guy who hates fucking vampires and obscure kids in black who hate the world and shoot up schools, but I do like tits, and in not wanting to perpetuate this men in platform shoes and make-up, industrial music bullshit, I tried to not post these pics, but the tits won this fight, again.
2009
25
Feb
So it turns out that Marisa Miller was also over-rated in 2003, when she was just some freckled faced, fake titted, fit chick, who probably never deserved to get to the level of success she has reached, but who has managed to reach that level of success she has, so I assume some of you like her and that’s not the reason I am posting these pictures, because I know you like anything with a pussy, fit or fat, hot or not, born man or woman, shit just doesn’t matter to you. I am posting it because I want to. So fuck you.
Posted in:Bikini|Fitting Room|Lingerie|Marisa Miller|old|Tits
2009
24
Feb
Kim Kardashian played make-belief yesterday when escorting her boyfriend to the gym. This was probably the first time this pig made it passed the front door because every other time she tried to go, she’d end up at the ice cream shop, but I guess since it’s the off season and she’s actually gotta spend time with her athlete boyfriend, she’s got no choice. The good news though is that he just makes Kim Kardashian stand 10 feet in front of the treadmill and bend over a little in her spandex, because it makes him run at her faster, since that shit is addictive to black men and he wants to mount her like they were an exhibit at the fucking zoo.
BONUS – Some Pics of Her Lookin’ At Her Ass after her rough workout.
Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian|Tits|Workout
2009
19
Feb
I never give Asians enough love on the site. I feel like it’s because I generally don’t find them all that hot and I’m convinced that they aren’t marketable in the pop culture. Sure there’s Tila Tequila but people only pay attention to her because she’s a whore with fake tits and no shame, I’m talking about the likelihood of the next Britney Spears being from a Chinese family you’d expect to work their family restaurant being almost impossible.
Maybe I am wrong because they just aren’t into pop music as a career because they are too busy studying math, computer science and medicine, but I like to think it’s because their short flat chested bodies and conservative robotic behavior that seems to like to stick to their own kind just does not cut it.
The good news is that they make great wives because they are patriarchal and subservient and don’t need sleep because they are hyper evolved and can spend a lot of time tending to your needs, doing your laundry and trying to make your babies.
Speaking of hyperevolved, here are Lucy Liu’s tits, because the daughter who works at the Chinese convenience store near my house is not built like this.
Posted in:Lucy Liu|NY Fashion Week|Tits
2009
19
Feb
Megan Fox went out on a walk somewhere irrelevant in some black tank top showing off a set of perky tits. Now I don’t care for this girl and think she is overrated and I see through her attempt at being a sex symbol, whether it’s saying Jenna Jameson is her idol, or that she’s a bisexual or any of the other shit she spews, I know that she goes home every night to David from 90210 and that’s about has about as much sex appeal as any girl you’ve had sex with, which isn’t very much. It’s obvious that she’s insecure, has low self esteem and her whole act is nothing but an act, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t let her sodomize me with household objects but only if David from 90210 was there to participate. He’s so dreamy.
2009
18
Feb
When people say that this Bianca Gascoigne chick’s got a big head, they aren’t talking about her fucking ego. They aren’t talking about how being a rich girl has got to her head and made her unbarable. They are talking about her actual head and that shit is scaring me.
Sure you can try to convince me to look at those tits, because they are big and busting out and fucking retarded that I am sure she uses to distract from her retarded head, and by retarded I mean Downs Syndrome.
Posted in:Bianca Gascoigne|cleavage|Tits
2009
18
Feb
Coco went to some Aubrey O’Day 25th Birthday party, because white blonde girls who black guys go nuts over like to stick together and she brought her crazy fucking tits.
Speaking of crazy fucking tits, I was supposed to go to the strippers last night with an old friend of mine. We used to go 6 or 7 nights a week depending on how wrecked we were come Sunday, but as we got older and he got a job, that all ended.
We had some pretty useless times there getting to know some of the girls, getting to know some of the staff, never getting anything for free, never getting laid out of it, and never even getting these girls to give us their real names or to invite us out to party with them, because we weren’t drug dealers in our 20s, but instead creepy old guys who smell.
It sucks how superficial the world we live in is and that’s all I have to say about this Coco bitch who everyone knows is just a live-in prostitute except for Ice-T.
Also at the event, some slut named Whitney Thompson and Her Stupid Floppy Tits
