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Archive for the Tits Category

2009

13

Mar

Shauna Sand Keeps Good Company of the Day

I guess it’s only natural to associate yourself with people with like-minded people and by like-minded I mean have the same plastic surgeon. By the looks of these haggard sluts, it looks like they have both spent their fair share of time in the waiting room and that’s where they probably met.

If you’re wondering who the girl Shauna Sand is hanging with, her name is Taylor Wane and she’s some Hall of Fame pornstar who looks like a fuckin’ mess, but then again a lot of pornstars look like messes by the time they are 25, you know with the drugs, dirty sex and hard lives, so I guess if anything, she’s the kind of woman you’d want to end up like, if you are new to the industry, because she’s not dead, she just looks it.

I just hate this fake porn shit, give me an everyday girl with a set of real tits and I don’t care how many guys she’s fucked, or how many times she’s had the Clap, I just can’t take the jacked up tits and faces, it’s too fuckin’ strange to me and I can’t figure out who told them it looks great…or how they can look in the mirror and think they look presentable enough to leave the fucking house, you’d think the pointing, screaming and crying kids would tip the off to covering up their fuckin’ shit. Ya know what I mean…

Posted in:Porn|Shauna Sand|Taylor Wane|Tits

2009

12

Mar

Guess the Tits With Money of the Day

You’ll be disappointed too….

Posted in:cleavage|Tits

2009

12

Mar

Bai Ling Borrowed Paris Hilton’s Bra of the Day

I just used all I had for these pictures on the title. This is a disaster, I mean I don’t get who this bitch or what she does, so what would I really have to say about her, that she’s got pretty big cleavage for a fucking asian, I guess I could do that, but it’s better to imagine her useless tits being in the same piece of clothing as Paris’ useless tits, like some kind of bra sharing fetish because there’s nothing wrong with fetishes, if anything it makes these two whores less useless. My dog’s making out with me, and standing on my computer,making it hard to finish up…

Posted in:Bai Ling|cleavage|Tits

2009

11

Mar

Katy Perry Tits Do Esquire of the Day

I was on this Celebration kick all day and I have to balance it out with these pictures of Katy Perry, because even with her tits, there’s nothing worth celebrating. She doesn’t deserve to be famous and tits aren’t enough to get you famous and I like to think that either is sucking dick to the top, but I’m sure I’m wrong about that one, since Katy Perry has a career…oh right…she has a career cuz she kissed a girl, I guess that’s not really the same thing. Check out her tits, they may be celebrating something, but she’s makin it hard for me to join in on the festivities…

Posted in:cleavage|Esquire|Katy Perry|Tits

2009

09

Mar

Jessica Simpson in Her Short Shorts of the Day

I like fat chicks because they are easy, you know because of all that competing with the good looking girl, that makes them willing to go above and beyond while never commanding respect, a relationship or pretty much anything but for you to pull out because her mom won’t let her get on the pill.

I don’t think Jessica Simpson is one of those kinds of fat chicks, since she’s busty and not offensively fat, but she is a budding country music star playing a barn near year and I’ve seen Brokeback Mountain, I know how that Cowboy shit works out, you know leaving you dead in NYC after a prescription drug overdose…

Here she is in concert….

Posted in:Corset|Country Music|Jessica Simpson|Shorts|Tits

2009

09

Mar

Audrina Patridge and Her Sheer Top of the Day

Audrina broke the fake tit rule and put on a bra, I guess it’s got something to do with her wearing a see through shirt and not wanting to show the world her useless tits that I could have a set of if I decided to save up 5000 dollars and get, so that I could feel myself up all night long and make people around me anywhere I went feel awkward about my constant inappropriate titty play masturbation, especially when I bust the shit out of my shirt to show the world they are big enough to get my tongue on, you know like I was a teenage girl on webcam for her boyfriend and I’ve run out of things to do with my tits and I’m not quite ready to bust out my pussy just yet, because I want to keep him coming back for more.

If you read that, you probably found it a useless read, well I guess it’s appropriate since it’s set to pictures of a useless girl.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|See Through|Sheer|Tits

2009

06

Mar

Kelly Brook’s Tits in Yellow of the Day

Who the fuck is Kelly Brook and why the fuck is she dressed like a fucking Easter Bunny, when we all know that it’s not fucking Easter, it’s still fucking winter and we’re not fucking celebrating the death of Jesus by eating fucking chocolate and hiding hard boiled eggs around the house for our asshole kids, and we’re not at fucking Church or bible camp, so you can wipe that smile off your face and stop celebrating how great your life is, because you really just look like my hangover piss with a set of tits….something that would probably make my hangover piss more fun to clean up off the walls, floor, bed, and everywhere else it ends up.

Posted in:cleavage|Kelly Brook|Tits|Yellow Dress

2009

06

Mar

Amanda Bynes’ Big Head Hangs With Tits of the Day

Here are some pictures of Amanda Bynes and her big ol’ head walking out of some club with her big ol’ tits, because I uploaded them yesterday and it’d be a real waste of time if I didn’t put them up, and I am not doing it because I care about her, or her friend’s big ol’ tits.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Big Head|Tits

2009

03

Mar

Holly Madison and Her Ex-Playboy Tits of the Day

Here’s Holly Madison in some wholesome looking dress, you know one you’d expect to see your grandmother wear to her husband’s company’s summer picnic with a Jello Casserole she made from scratch in the 1950s with a smile on her face. You know in a time when she’d be fucking the mailman, the neighbor, some guy who works at her grocery store, while your mom was in school and your grandfather was at work fucking his secretary, molesting kids in his little league, dragging black people behind his pick-up truck, or even meeting in back alley’s to fag the fuck out. You know a simpler time, when people’s sleaze was swept under the fucking rug, when everyone played the white picket fence middle american dream, but were still sleazing out behind closed doors and that’s a lot more than I can say about Holly Madison, someone who publicly dated an old man because he was powerful and could give her a career, so maybe she’d be better off dressing in a crotchless leotard with arrows pointing to her box, because that receptacle is really her only asset, it’s what got her everything in life, from those fake tits to her Luis Vuitton and her career, house, car, friends, hair, tan, and everything in her life is just a product of that, so she should be showin’ some fuckin love and paying a tribute to what got her where she is instead of distracting us with them tits.

Posted in:Holly Madison|Tits

2009

27

Feb

Some UK Big Brother Weirdness of the Day

Here are UK Big Brother stars and lovers Mario Marconi and Lisa Appleton. These kind of trash make no fucking sense to me, he’s a bodybuilder who has been in numerous British Reality shows, a serial reality TV attention craving vane piece of shit, and she’s the girl fucking him with a set of tits so fucking stupid only someone who feel inadequate in all other aspects of her life would get, leading them to make total assholes of themselves every time they leave the house, hoping someone will care about their really big heads, seriously check out those things, here are the pics.

Posted in:Tits|UK Big Brother|Weird