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Archive for the Tits Category

2009

23

Mar

Megan Fox Showing Off Her Tits of the Day

Here is Megan Fox busting out of her shirt because I guess that’s how you maintain your position as one of the most desirable girls in hollywood, you know by showing off her tits. Makes sense to me.

I guess the only thing that works against her is that I don’t think a sex symbol who has sex with one of LA’s most pathetic men, I mean I am sure LA is full of losers, but this guy is high up there on the list of losers, becuase his claim to fame was 90210, and despite that shit being popular 15 years ago, it was popular 15 fucking years ago.

Megan Fox needs to drop the security blanket that is her old boyfriend who she’s been dating since she was 12, when he was still relevant, and start exploring the cock that anxiously awaits her, especially considering Brian Austin Green will be waiting for her to come crawling back, because let’s face it, dude’s got little else goin on for him.

Posted in:Megan Fox|Tits

2009

23

Mar

Brittany Gastineau and Her Disco Ball Tits of the Day

If you’re in the mood for some useless, rich breasts that are dressed like a disco ball, becaue when you’re useless and rich, your entire life is a fuckin’ party, and you like advertising that to the fucking world, while busting out of her dress. Then here you go.

I went to a stripclub this past weekend, because I was in the mood to see some useless, poor, struggling breasts that were dressed like they belong on the shelf in a ghetto sex shop, it wasn’t much of a party, because the fucking whores kept filing through to the creepy rapist motherfucker drinking perrier, who hadn’t showerd in a while, but clearly masturbated a lot, I could tell by his haircut.

So being rejected to the goodlookin’ guy, or the rich guy, or the friendly outgoing guy makes sense to me, and doesn’t fuck my self esteem, but when the strippers choose the rapist over you, you know it may be time to get out of those sweatpants…..

Posted in:Brittany Gastineau|Discoball|Tits

2009

20

Mar

Nikki Cox and her Jacked Up Face Take Her Tits to a Basketball Game the Day


Nikki Cox is just one of those girls that is goodlooking, gets male attention, but never really feels comfortable in her skin, or that she’s really valued, so she spends her life insecure and jacking her face up with plastic surgery, ending up looking like a fucking clown that she things represents her true self, but more obvious proof of her self-hatred is that she dated Bobcat Goldthwait….

I guess she gives a good blowjob and here she is at some basketball game.

Posted in:Nikki Cox|Plastic Surgery|Tits

2009

20

Mar

Paris Hilton Defending Her Tits in a Blue Dress of the Day

At this point in Paris Hilton’s life, why the fuck does she bother wearing clothes. We’ve all seen her naked enough that you’d think she’d view the world the way my wife unfortunately views our aparment, and that is one wear she is always fucking naked no matter how many times I tell her she’s disgusting or spray her with Febreeze, or try to disinfect everything her disgusting bare ass and flappy fucking tits touch.

I guess it’s gotta do with her trying to be classy, you know denying that she’s a fucking whore, and the whole having lots of money to medicate buy buying herself everything her heart desires, and the whole fun getting ready process cuz it wastes some of the ton of free time she has doing nothing, but most importantly, because it would be a health hazard. That’s not to say I wouldn’t fucker, but I am a pig and it’d be real unfortunate seeing a little stickin’ his tongue on the phone receiver Paris just accidentally fucked because she was walking by it and her pussy suction took over.

Here she is fighting with her dress….

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Blue Dress|Paris Hilton|Tits

2009

20

Mar

Bar Refaeli in Some Hot Lingerie Ad of the Day

I lost my mind last night. I was sitting next to my wife and she was chewing. Now I started getting really disgusted with her shit many years ago, but never did I feel the rage I felt with every smack of her cow lips. It’s like I wanted to throw her out the fucking window, but I knew I’d pull out my fucking back, or she’d get stuck and we’d have to call the fire department to sort it out, making the whole thing a much bigger deal than just giving her the scare she needs to stop chewing like that. I guess this is a sign that the passion is over and at least I have Jew sluts like Bar Refaeli to remind me that I suck at life.


Source – Via All Things Israel – Iamil.com

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Lingerie|Tits

2009

19

Mar

Miley Cyrus’ Taking a Shit Face of the Day

I am bored of the site right now, but figured I’d post these pictures of Miley in shit taking stance because they were uploaded and she reminds me of every young girl in my neighborhood who I follow home at night, not because I want to do anything menacing to them, but because I like to make sure they get home safe and aren’t doing anything to compromise their vaginas I plan on exploring when they turn 18 (….right….)….

Not that Miley would be the kind of girl I’d ever follow home, I’m just hoping she goes away, and maybe you won’t want to fuck her slutty ass anymore (promise ring makes the vagina off limits), if you are like most guys and get repulsed to the thought of a girl taking a shit. I’m talking to you exec at Disney who made her career.

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Rebel|Slut|Tits

2009

18

Mar

Homeless Man Dance Makes it into some Megan Fox Pictures….of the Day

When I first met Homless Man Dance, I knew he was going to make it to the fucking top. Sure he was OCD, maybe even schizo, was talking about being a greaser, all while stinking of piss. He would wipe the Starbucks table 50 times before sitting down, and muttering to himself, but it was just a matter of fuckin’ time.

So you can imagine how happy I was to see him sneaking into pictures with Megan Fox, lettin’ us know he’s still around and taking the fuck over…

To celebrate this inspirational man, Here’s the original homeless man dance in video that was shot before he made his way to LA to take the fuckover…because I am the one who broke his fuckin’ story and didn’t pay him the 5 dollars we promised him and need him to know we still care….

And….Here are some pictures of Megan Fox being the whore that she is….

Posted in:Homeless|Megan Fox|Tits

2009

17

Mar

Amy Winehouse Tits Go to Court of the Day

My grandma always used to say, you don’t get lap dances from faces so when a homely lookin’ bitch comes your way and strikes up conversation with you about what your name is, if it is my first time in the place, if I am from the city, if I like the show or if I’m having a good time, missing teeth with wonky eyes, acne and a weak chin, take a step back and look at her tits because that’s what is gonna be in your motherfucking hands in 5 minutes, so I’ve tried to carry that attitude thru life in having no standards…

That said, I was walking down the street at 5 in the morning and ran into some crackhead, almost as tight bodied as Amy Winehouse, but dressed way more fucking crazy. I am talking like a fucking juggling clown, with a haggard face, on her way to the fucking carnival, with strappy shit, and knee high socks and a top hat, and the whole thing was fucking surreal, until she pulled out her vagina and it was the hairiest fucking thing I ever saw, but could make out her grey labia out of the fuzzy pillow, and I had to walk it out because I was laughing too hard to try to fuck her.

Either way, Amy Winehouse is looking pretty fucking amazing at court, her tits look solid and sure she’s not pretty, but she healthy and showered, which just goes to show you, drugs aren’t as bad as they say they are, especially considering that drugs are the reason I saw dirty pussy last night.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Tits

2009

13

Mar

Claudia Jordan and some Drunken Asshole Paparazzi of the Day

Some Paulie Shore, Jonas Brother motherfucker who keeps covering his face starts heckling some chick named Claudia Jordan and her tits. I have no idea who she is, but he gets her to sign his arm and tries to get her to make-out. Maybe they are friends, maybe they aren’t, but the whole thing is kinda funny and how I’d treat celebrities if I got off my couch, only with a little more vomit, feces and pussy grabbin’.

Posted in:Claudia Jordan|Tits

2009

13

Mar

Oh Shit…Kim Kardashian Shopping….WTF…OMG….of the Day

Guess what….Kim Kardashian went shopping because her whore ass has nothing better to do with all the money that came fuckin’ easy for her because she had a rich father who died, a whore mother who worked the wallet fuckin’ proper and who had no fucking problem getting fucked and pissed on on camera, something I don’t think is that big of a deal and tell girls over and over again, that everyone fucks and if they don’t they want to be fucking, and sice I’m not getting up in you, I might as well join in with the guy who is, via video, because I’d rather have that than nothing….that lead to her own show and more money that she can use on all the designer shit she needs along with approval from the public so I guess this post is about saying that instead of hating Kim Kardashian, we should take some fuckin’ notes, cuz her life is better than yours….and for someone who looks like she behinds the counter of a donut shop, that’s saying a lot and really who gives a fuck….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Shopping|Tits