2009
17
Feb
Here’s that busty nobody from the UK that’s been doing the rounds in a see through shirt. I have nothing more to say because I am depressed that my life has come to writing about these nobodies who are only famous for having tits, when all girls have tits, the whole thing confuses me, yet I keep coming back for more….
Posted in:Nicola Mclean|See Through|Tits
2009
17
Feb
When I was growing up I had a poor friend. Dude wasn’t as poor as my family back in Mexico, but he was fucking poor compared to everyone else in my school. He would wear the same jogging suit, he would always smell, he was always greasy and had muddy hands, he was skinny and grey, had black teeth and chain smoked and was only 12. I remember he’d never have school lunches, he’d always beg for my bologna sandwiches and he was fucking angry and annoying as shit.
One day he came to school with a paperbag that was filled with candy. I am talking a paper bag filled with fucking candy and dude carried that thing around like it his life depended on it. No other kids asked for any candy because they were disgusted by him, but he still got nervous if you got close to it as if it would disappear and he’d never get to eat it. By the end of the week, shit was getting tired, the bag was ripped and falling apart, but everywhere he went that fucking bag went with him.
Aubrey O’Day reminds me of that kid. You know going everywhere with her Playboy cover because it’s all she has going for her. She’s beating that shit like a dead horse, or even like a retarded kid who got a trophy for participating in Track and Field who just won’t let it go because he’s retarded and feels so fucking honored and special, despite everyone in the class getting the same fucking trophy. If you know what I mean.
I guess the good news is that she’s doin’ it all with some crazy cleavage and I couldn’t ask for much more from a slut, except for maybe a porn tape, but I’m sure that’s on it’s way….
Here she is talking about herself on Chelsea Lately…
Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|cleavage|Playboy|Tits
2009
16
Feb
Queen Latifah was out on the beach in Miami this past weekend for some lesbian getaway and she was seen with some topless girl who I can only assume she’s fucking.
Now, you can hate on this pig all you want, but she still gets more pussy than you, which isn’t saying much, since a dude in prison gets more pussy than you, and even though prison pussy usually involves getting dick violently shoved in your ass before getting beat the fuck up to keep the whole thing “straight”, but when you’re that lonely, it’s still nice to have that human contact even if it’s just for a minute and comes with the bloody asshole. If you know what I mean.
I guess what it comes down to is that as long as you’re famous, there will always be a steady stream of vagina headed your way and you don’t have to bother with the useless things in life like diet, exercise or making yourself look hot enough to fuck. The whole thing is pretty lazy, takes limited work, just the way Latifah likes it, unless of course it comes to eating, in which case she’s a marathon fucking runner….
Posted in:Queen Latifah|Tits|Vacation
2009
13
Feb
Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian getting her nails done and she’s lookin’ more ethnic than ever.
Seriously, not sure what it is, but these pictures scream that bitch just got off the boat and is eager to learn about American traditions and take advantage of the “free world” and “land of opportunity” until realizing it is impossible to get work, forcing her to trust some sleaze who introduces her to the underground sex trade turning that dreamy look of excitement and innocence ready to embrace adventure and turnin’ the look her eyes into nothing but despair and fear, realizing that life back in Iran wasn’t so bad after all and if only she could have known what she was getting herself into before escaping the country and knowing that she’d give anything to get the fuck back there because life wasn’t as bad as they made it out to be, and America wasn’t as good as she was told and all she wants is to just hug her mother because she’s so alone and afraid and just needs a fucking hug…
I don’t know if that made sense, I am tired and dyslexic so nothing really makes sense to me. Just words floating around the screen.
Posted in:Ethnic|Kim Kardashian|Tits
2009
10
Feb
I don’t know her name, I don’t care about her name, but I do know why Slash married her, and that’s because of her quirky fashion sense, I mean just look at her dressed like a court jester or Heath Ledger as the Joker, and by court jester or Heath Ledger as the Joker, I mean, she’s got big tits.
I wonder how much rock cock this slut had to take in her before one finally got stuck in her gluey vagina….you know gluey like that time you jerked off in a jar for a couple of months and kept by your bed to see what would happen to it…before your mom made you throw it out because it was starting to stink…only her instead of a jar, a group of guys did it to her pussy. Get it?
2009
10
Feb
These pics are from a couple of days ago, I am not sure where this Playboy whore and her boyfriend are going or coming from and I am not a stylist or know much about fashion, I mean just the other day I figured out that suspenders look really awesome with my sweat pants and they keep my pants from flashing the world my ass every time I bend over, unfortunately other people don’t see both the functionality and style it provides. Shit is both modern and convenient and I just get pointed at and laughed at everywhere I go. Motherfuckers think they’re peer pressure will stop me, well it won’t, I’m not stopping til every fat man out there rocks a pair of these new school cotton overalls.
That said, this Bridget Marquartd bitch’s dress is fucking ugly, it reminds me of your sci-fi fantasy club’s dress-up day, where your name was picked out of the hat to be the fairy princess or some shit because there’s no girls in the fucking club because sci-fi fantasy clubs are for losers and girls, even if they are ugly, know how to spot and avoid a fucking loser, and that’s by not going to sci-fi fantasy club meetings. .
Oh and I guess 85 year old men aren’t really her type, it was a one time gold diggin’ opportunity knocks deal, because the guy she’s with looks like he doesn’t needs his diapers changed unless it’s part of some sick role playing game only a man who fucks girls who fuck senior citizens would play.
Here are the pics…
Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|cleavage|Tits
2009
10
Feb
This is a true story for those of you who care, I was in the middle of writing this post on the Grammy’s. I was getting all worked up about how fucking irritating they are and how I can’t stomach the bullshit they spew from Jay Z and Coldplay duets, to a bunch of rappers in black and white, to two teenage popstars claiming to be best friends, even though we all know they hate each other and jealous of each other’s success in fucking the other one’s boyfriend, to the Jonas Brother’s a Stevie Wonder and Dean Martin getting a nod years after his death, when it hit me…..
I had a dizzy spell, I fell to the ground, got back up and checked my pulse, it was beating fucking fast, like so fast I thought it was the end of my life and couldn’t even count because there was no blood getting to my fucking brain, so I called 911, then cancelled because I can’t handle the whole stretcher scene I’ll cause in my building, so I took a cab there, spent 8 hours in Emergency, had a few tests only to be told it’s either the coffee I drank, or a fucking blood clot, so if my legs swell, go back to the hospital if not, I’m good to go.
Now I don’t know about you, but I don’t fucking know what these pudgy legs look like swollen or not swollen, they always look fucking swollen to me, I’m fat as fuck, anyway, I didn’t die, but I blame this Grammy’s post for doing it to me and I wasn’t gonna let that fucker win….
That said, I wasn’t going to bother posting every picture of every celebrity asshole at the fucking Grammy’s, so I chose to only post the ones showing off their tits, because their tits are really all I care about, since I know they all have rank pussy. Yes, I used the same fucking line in the last post, repetition makes my life easier.
Either way, I felt I need to finish it and post it to celebrate being alive another day…
Audrina and her new face….if she’s there this Grammy shit must be legit
Meatloaf and Mary Kate Olsen….
Lisa Rinna and Her Plastic Body Parts…
Some Chick Who’s Last Name is Veronica Who I’ve Never Heard Of…
Marisa Miller Cuz She’s a Model and Has Tight Body, Even If She Looks Like She’s Had One Too Many Groupie Cumshots on Tour Buses in Her Youth of Many Years Ago…
The CSI Chick Fatter than Ever But Still Hotter Than All These Whores…
Paris Hilton Because I Am Friends With Some Girl Pretending To Be Her on Facebook….Not Because I Think Her Tits are Hot…
A Little Brooke Hogan Cuz She’ll Never Win a Grammy So She Goes to Dream
Nikki Cox and Her Fake Lips and Big Ol’ Tits and Her Comedian Idol Host Boyfriend…
Some American Idol Piece of Shit….
Some Wayne’s World Piece of Shit…
Some Natalie Cole Duet With Her Dead Father and By Father I Mean Tits…
2009
09
Feb
The Grammy’s, despite being some staged bullshit, are a big deal for the music industry, at least I think they are, and they make a whole fucking production out of the thing. It’s like this obnoxious girl I know who like to celebrate her birthday over the course of 4 or 5 days, it’s like bitch, no one gives a fuck about your fucking birthday, why the fuck do you try to drag us all out 3 days before the fucking shit, and 3 days after the fucking shit like you’re some kind of fucking princess. The only reason we bother going to your birthday the day of your fucking birthday is because it means you’re one year closer to fucking death. I don’t mean to be morbid, but it’s the pecking order and sometimes, people and their egos deserve to be offed.
That said, I wasn’t going to bother posting every picture of every celebrity asshole at the fucking events that surrounded the Grammy’s, so I chose to only post the ones showing off their tits, because their tits are more valuable than the rest of these sluts. Most of these bitches are nobodies, I like them better than the people who think they’re somebodies…
Some chick named Dollicia Bryan and her nipple….
Monster Khloe Kardashian and Her See Through With Some Nipple Poking out Disgustingness….
Bill Mahr With His Jungle Fever…
Pregnant or Possibly Pregnant Old Lookin’ Fergie…..
Fantasia and Some Saggy Fucking Shit….
Natasha Beddingfield and Her Breast Bone Makes Me Hungry for Chicken….
Pink’s Pecs…..
Christina Milian in Her Bandage Dress, Leaving a Grammy Party… Sure, It’s Not Quite the Same Bandage She’d Need After I’m Done With Her Ass Because There’s No Hello Kitty on the Shit, But Still Hot To Me…
Bonus – Larry King’s Swining Gold Digging Whore and Her Fake Tits…
Posted in:cleavage|Pre-Grammy|Sluts|Tits
2009
04
Feb
Here’s an obvious bad joke:
So Jordan went to Toys ‘R’ Us to buy her spoiled brat kids some toys while showing of a set of toys she bought for her spoiled brat self.
I figure that’s the angle every other site’s going to take because let’s face it when Jordan goes to Toys ‘R’ Us, there’s nothing much else you can say. I figure that the exposure she got them while exposing her stupid tits warrant a spokesperson deal, you know since this whore has managed to whore out ever other possible venue.
The truth is that if I knew mother’s with tits like that, dressed like that, shopped at Toys ‘R’ Us, I’d spend less time checkin out the little girls in their cute pink little dresses.
But every time I’ve been there, I’ve only seen fat, tired and disgusting mother’s trying to shut their annoying kids out, but truthfully, I usually get escorted out within 5 minutes of being there for simulating sex for a group of kids with random stuff animals, so I’m definitely not an expert on this shit.
Either way, here are her tits and haggard face shopping because you weren’t able to see it live while hiding in the life sized doll house you’ve always wanted but felt to awkward to buy yourself.
Here they are shopping for groceries and in love. It seems like Jordan’s got a wireless mic pack on her back pocket, or maybe it’s some hormone release therapy to keep her from growing her dick back or some shit. I guess this shopping bullshit may be staged for some money making scheme, because everyone knows that Jordan’s the kind of girl who would have someone do it for her, since she is incapable of the simplest tasks in life, like putting on her massive bra, making dinner, or wiping her own ass. But boy can she get titty fucked…..
Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Tits|Toys
2009
04
Feb
Hey guess what, Hayden Panettiere’s got shitty tits. I have more luscious cleavage you’d want to burry your head in, but then again I am clinically and legally obese, so I have bigger tits that most women.
The good news is that if she was to do porn she’d make more per scene because the companies love natural tits since most girls willing to do porn have already jacked their shit up. The bad news is that Hayden thinks she’s too good for porn and sticks to garbage TV shows no one watches, and by no one I mean everyone, you assholes are giving her this uncontrollable, undeserved ego.
Now, do it to me.
Posted in:Bad|Hayden Panettiere|Tits