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2009

23

Oct

Lohan Takes Her Hot Tits Shopping of the Day

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Lohan may look like a corpse or at least like something about to be a corpse thanks to her hard living but at least she’s the kind of corpse you don’t have to be a necrophiliac would like to stick his dick in, because let’s face it, she’s still got her tits, and even though I am not that much of a tit guy, I can still appreciate that people can take away her career, her status as a celebrity, her attempt at fashion design, but they cna’t take away her tits, so she’ll not only have a back up career plan if needed, but as long as she’s still got her tits, she’s got a fan in me no matter how rotton she smells.

Here she is shopping.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Shopping|Tits

2009

23

Oct

Paris Hilton and Her Useless Tits of the Day

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I hate Paris Hilton and I vowed to never post about her again, but I never do what I set my mind to, I actually think I am one of the more inconsistent people I know, but then again I don’t know all that many people, so when she brought out her tits in a push up bra everything I had set my mind to went out the fucking window and here are those miserable pics of this nasty looking whore and they unfortunately remind me that I hate myself and have no self control…

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Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Paris Hilton|Tits

2009

22

Oct

American Idol Chick I Wanted to Fuck of the Day

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I watched American Idol for one season, not because I liked it, but because I had nothing else to do on Thursdays night, since it was back when I was working and didn’t have the luxury of going to the bar til 5 am like I do on Thursdays now.

I got really into the competition, not a moment I was proud of, but I’d sit their in excitement wondering if Ruben Studdard was going to die of a heart attack or if he would just eat all the other contestents to win by default, in a fuck the vote cuz I’ve got the hunger and appetite to win kind of way.

The only pussy on the show that I remember on the show was Clay Aiken’s and this rocker whore, so needless to say before she got eliminated she was the only one I could really fantasize about my cock being the mic and when she got kicked off, I was just left with Clay and he’s not really my type..

Either way, she’s not as dead as her career is and here’s the proof.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:American Idol|Kimberly Caldwell|Tits

2009

21

Oct

Corey Feldman Still Gets Pussy of the Day

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It is funny how when you’re a teenage hearthrob 20 years ago, you still manage to land decent lookin, much younger than you pussy today. It’s like even when you fade into obscurity, you can just walk or head out to clubs with your IMDB page printed up, so that when girls approach you to ask why you are growing your hair out like Michael Jackson, and wearing weird military style shirts like Michael Jackson and you respond with stories of unrequited love and exploring each other’s bodies back when you were a teenager and he wasn’t dead, you have back-up evidence that you are in fact who you say you are and your story is truth, and everyone knows that a man with an IMDB page, no matter how out of work he is, is a man who can get laid because girls are whores who flock to people they have seen on TV, or movies, because society thinks that shit is power and a lot more interesting than dating an insurance salesman or some shit…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Corey Feldman|Pussy|Tits

2009

21

Oct

The Catwoman Jocelyn Wildenstein Showing Off Her Tits of the Day

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You know Jocelyn Wildenstein as the woman who has had tons of plastic surgery to make herself look like a cat. She is a socialite who is married to some art dealing billionaire because he’s a billionaire and girls love money and I guess his money didn’t buy happiness, but instead bought her numerous plastic surgeries because she clearly has a serious mental illness, cuz she is trying to make herself look like a fucking cat and I am sure the husband doesn’t care cuz he’s either fucking other chicks, or considering he’s into that whole art thing, other men and just finances this shit to shut her the fuck up…..and to leave him alone….

I guess she’s realized that there’s more to beauty than spending her husbands money on operations, because here she is showing off her tits while working out with weights on her arms and legs, so I guess we can’t hate her for her weirdness, but should appreciate her for not being fat, not to mention fucking her face is probably less dangerous than the time my friend tried fucking an alley cat’s face and motherfucker attacked his dick like it was a mouse or some shit, not that that has anything to do with pretty much anything….and the real issue at hand is why the fuck I did a post on this bitch….I guess it had to do with her tits…cuz sometimes tits are all I need to justify my actions….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Catwoman|Jocelyn Wildenstein|Plastic Surgery|Tits

2009

16

Oct

Jordan Still Has Ridiculous TIts of the Day

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I don’t know what to say about these pictures. I really can’t be bothered to talk about someone who obviously has a sickness, like a real fucking sickness and addiction for making her tits look stupider and stupider because she thinks her only worth is in her tits, because I know that those tits are all she is worth, and really Jordan could have been any whore with daddy issues and no self esteem, but instead we’re stuck with her and this looks pretty fucking ridiculous but expected from this bitch….and I guess someone out there is into this, because she keeps getting work, so if you’re out there, this one’s for you.

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Posted in:cleavage|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

15

Oct

Ivanka Trump and Her TIts of the Day

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Recently Jewish Ivanka Trump annoys me. I remember seeing her in an interview and she was asked her if she was converting to Jew and she said something along the lines of wanting to keep her personal life and decisions private.
I guess taking your ass to an interview on TV would make us think that you don’t want to keep your personal life and decisions private, but that you want the world to listen to what your ass has to say, making me realize that she and by default the book she wrote is just a whole lot of boring. I figure if you want to be on TV and in the limelight, you need to give up your fucking private life, it’s the tradeoff but she is boring….

The truth is that she is so boring, her idea of dirt or too much information about her private life is telling us about how she fell in love with an orthodox jew and his family’s real estate empire that puts her dad’s real estate empire to shame which isn’t saying much because he’s just flash and lights and not an actual success, so she converted to judaism. In her boring world, that is so scandalous and private cuz she’s fucking boring. I want to hear about cocaine parties with daddy’s money, orgies and the first time she took dick in her ass. I don’t care about her fuckin square bullshit….
Here is Ivanka keeping shit boring at her boring book signing and if you don’t believe me when I say she’s boring, just look at the way she treats her fat tits by choking them out with a turtleneck because she’s boring….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ivanka Trump|Tits

2009

15

Oct

Meghan McCain Uses Twitter Like She Was TIla Tequila of the Day

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Meghan McCain used the internet the way it is meant to be used and that’s by taking “sexy” pics of your dyke self posing with your shitty book nobody cares about, in hopes that every media outlet picks up the story and draws interest to your book because riding your dad’s name and your mom’s beer money hasn’t worked enough for your liking….it’s a typical cry for attention that you see bottom feeders like Tila Tequila and Aubry O’Day hustle, it’s the basis of Paris Hilton’s career, and the whole thing is pretty fuckin’ obvious, ideally, I’d like to see her fisting her fat dyke pussy, but I guess that’s too much to ask, she’s got an image to maintain.

On the positive side of things, she has threatened to stop using twitter, but we all know if you really want to stop using twitter, you just stop using it, and you don’t threaten to stop using it, like a suicidal person calling a suicide hotline, who never actually wanted to kill himself, but wanted to talk to someone since all his friends dropped his whining ass.

Point of the story is that even with the tits, twitter fucking sucks and there’s no fucking point to it and all of us are just making some clowns with a relatively useless idea rich before everyone realizes that the website fucking sucks and there’s no point to using it.

Posted in:Meghan McCain|Tits

2009

15

Oct

LeeAnn Rimes and her Tits in a Tight Dress for Old Times of the Day

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I don’t remember the late 90s or early 00’s, because I was really into my own shit, drinking, partying, fucking useless girls, working useless jobs and not giving a fuck but having the time of my fucking life and not really on top of pop culture because I had my own life to live badly, I didn’t need to fill my head with garbage and noise from other people’s lives, no matter how hot those other people were, because if I didn’t know them, they didn’t really affect my life and I didn’t care, if anything I was a lot like a normal satisfied person who I kind of miss, because I really hate myself when I have to tell people I have a gossip blog, and that I know who the cast of Highschool Musical are.
All that to say, when LeeAnn Rimes was at her peak, I don’t remember her. I don’t remember if she was considered hot or if people wanted to fuck her, but if she always looked like this, she must be a next level singer, because seriously, this is disgusting and if she isn’t a next level singer, I think her career was more of a joke, or novelty on some William Hung shit…..cuz seriously…she doesn’t look human.

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Posted in:LeeAnn Rimes|Tits

2009

13

Oct

January Jones and Her Tits in Lingerie for GQ of the Day

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My gay friend loves the show Mad Men. He watches the shit all the fucking time and is obsessed with the concept of smoking on drinking on the job, except when it comes to me telling him stories about me smoking and drinking on the job, which triggers him to take a motherly approach and lecture me about how I am killing myself because I don’t get a enough hugs leading him to start hugging me to which I reply “you’re killing yourself because you had too many hugs, and by hugs I mean unprotected anal with strangers that gave you AIDS so stop hugging me, because I don’t want to get AIDS like this and if I need to get it any way, it’ll be by fucking a dirty, hot pussy, not by accidentally drinking some of the tears of the overbearing gay man in my life crying over my self destructive ways”….and I am sure he doesn’t watch the show because of this January Jones bitch and her stupid calendar name, or her tits that are in GQ this month….

Posted in:January Jones|Tits