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2009

04

Nov

More Kelly Brook Stupid Cleavage of the Day

Kelly Brook’s rocking some corset lookin outfit like she’s a whore from the 1800s or some shit, you know like she was in Moulin Rouge or walking the streets of London before dying of Syphlis, all making me wish I was dressed like Jack the Ripper, you know the guy who would kidnap whores and bring them back home for play time, only instead of stabbing her violently and killing her, since that’s really not my thing, I’d definitely try to kill her with my dick….

I’m not sure what that means, but I think it means I like her or at least like her outfit….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2009

03

Nov

Mariah Carey’s Fat Tits Trip on Leno of the Day

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Mariah Carey brought her big fat chick tits and body to the Leno show and her fall wasn’t the highlight of the clip, but when she decides to demonstrate how her perfume dabber works, but doing some “sexy” little dance, I mean depending who you ask, because to some people, fat chicks doing sexy dances is more of a comedy routine and not something worth getting off to, but at least she’s in a low cut dress.

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2009

02

Nov

Everyday is Halloween for Katie Price and Her Tits and Her Cross Dresser of the Day

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Jordan and her tranny make-up, tranny tits, tranny everything has developed a reputation for herself of a bitch who turns her men faggot, or being the bitch faggot’s marry to get more publicity for themselves, before ultimately going back to being faggot. I don’t think she has a dick, but she definitely does some serious damage, I’m thinking because her pussy is so disgusting, it makes a motherfucker never want to touch another one, or maybe she’s got a dick taped up in her stupid costumes, becuase the only group of people more outrageous than she is on the daily are drag queens at your local drag bar doing drag shoes….

So here is her in some typical Jordan costume and her boyfriend, a cage fighter who has been hit too many times in the head, or who does it because he has a deep love for rubbing up with other half naked men in little bike shorts and the whole cage fight thing is just for masturbation material, because here he is in some women’s panties and the whole thing is fucking strange….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cross Dresser|Katie Price|Tits

2009

30

Oct

Paris Hilton’s Tits Hang Out with her Sister of the Day

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I made a vow to never post on Paris Hilton, but I slept in today and figured I had to post something fast and she’s easy. At least that’s the rumor.

Here she is with her push-up bra and her sister because her sister is the only person who hangs out with her since everyone else realized she is the single most disgusting, vile, useless person the world has to offer, and sister’s have no choice but to stick together.

This is a great way to start the day before Halloween, because based on this bitches big nosed bird face, this is Hollywood’s version of a monster.

Pics via Fame

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2009

29

Oct

Tyra Banks is Kim Kardashian for Halloween of the Day

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Tyra Banks brought out her tits for Halloween when pretending to be fellow fat chick Kim Kardashian, which wasn’t much of a costume and more of a really bad impression you’d expect at some gay club drag show, and the whole thing is pretty boring, except for when Tyra gets all tangled up in the cardboard cutouts of the other sisters, and that’s only because watching a bitch struggle while keeping a smile on her face makes for harmless S & M fetishes. It’s when the tears and screams for help or when a bitch stops breathing come into the mix when you know you’ve gone too far…not that I like violence and sex or pain and sex or even aggression towards women, but I do like seeing someone like Tyra who thinks she’s the fucking ultimate becaue her mom encouraged her too much fuck up.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tits|Tyra Banks

2009

27

Oct

Marisa Miller and her 3 Million Dollar Bra of the Day

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The Vicotria’s Secret fashion show is coming soon, so these motherfucker are stepping up their game pushing their bullshit, because people seem to think half naked girls are news worthy or at least worth talking about, when really the whole thing bores me. Sure I like bitches who get naked as much as the next dude, I’m a fucking pervert, why wouldn’t I, but I don’t like the whole business around it.

So not only are Victoria’s Secret exploiting immigrant women but also all working these American should-be strippers like Marisa Miller and here they are dressing her and her fake tits up in her 3,000,000 dollar bra like she was Heidi Klum, but I guess she is really just proving that you can dress a hot bodied pig up like woman, but shit doesn’t make it okay to bring the pig to meet your family…

I know calling Marisa Miller a pig is a little insane, I just think the whole thing is a waste of all of our energy…who fucking cares about a bra company, what are you guys a bunch of fucking cross-dressin’ homos???

Posted in:Bra|Marisa Miller|Tits

2009

27

Oct

Kelly Rowland and the Smallest Fake Tits on the Beach of the Day

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These are probably the hottest pictures I’ve seen on the beach in a long time, not because she looks good, or sexy or even worth fucking, but because if it wasn’t for Destiny’s Child, this bitch would just be pregnant in the projects, and I’m not saying that cuz I am racist or think that’s where all black girls belong, but she had an abusive alcoholic father and that’s just the fuckin’ stats motherfucker, so instead of working the welfare check line, she’s working the beach and living the decadent life, unfortunately, not working a hot bikini to show off her shitty small implants, because that’d make these pictures make a hell of a lot more sense…..

Pics via Bauer

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2009

27

Oct

Amy Winehouse Nipple Show of the Day

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I’ve always said that Amy Winehouse is probably the hottest rotting pussy in the entertainment world, the worst smelling naked chick around, the kind of girl who reminds you of those horrible nights when you are drunk, have a itch that needs to get scratched in your pants, and you decide to let the drug addicted prostitute do it in a back alley only to make you think you have AIDS for the next 6 months until you can afford to do it again, so when I saw pictures of her fat tits busting out of a corset, I had no choice but to get excited, because nothing really gets me going anymore and this is one of the things that does…

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Corset|Nipples|Tits

2009

26

Oct

Pam Anderson Takes Her Hepatitis Snowboarding in Malibu of the Day

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Pam Anderson brought was seen snowboarding with her kid in Southern California, because I guess California is obnoxious like that, you know in a “sure we don’t have snow in Malibu, but we do have rich people who can make anything happen here” kind of way, and she did it in a short skirt, that a few unlucky motherfuckers got to experience a hepatitis pussy first fucking hand and as hot or sexy as she once was, and how decent her body may be now when you plug in all factors of her age and addictions, a pussy that even the most seasoned pervert with a sex addiction dying of AIDS, rockin’ advanced stages of Hepatitis, ravaged by herpes on 40% of his body and crazed by syphilis wouldn’t want to touch….but I would….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hepatitis|Legs|Pam Anderson|Tits

2009

23

Oct

Mel B Brought Her Tits to Some Movie Premiere of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of movie this Dead Man Running is, but I do know that the premiere seemed to be a who’s who in nobodies, it was like the paparazzi thought a 50 cent movie may bring out someone of substance, someone who would give them a bit of a story, but were instead stuck taking pics of people they didn’t have any idea who they were or what they did.

They were probably talking amongst themselves thru their thick paparrazzi immigrant accents, saying shit like “I think the one with the tits was a Spice Girl” or some shit and I don’t really know since I wasn’t invited and since I don’t speak paparazzi, but I can tell you this, the movie Dead Man Running will not be winning any Oscars this year, so maybe Mel B’s fake tits are the only prize it will get…which is a pretty shitty prize….but good enough for this site….