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2009

30

Nov

Keeley Hazell Showing Off Some Tits of the Day

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Here’s some natural looking tits on UK Glamor Model Keeley Hazell for some magazine in the UK that is less uptight than the magazines we have here, because naked tits shouldn’t be considered porn, but for some reason the conservative Christian Americans think it is, maybe because they are old school and like doing what they are told by their bibles, or maybe because they just think this is how the world should operate, while fucking their assistant up the ass in the supply room at his office, because no one is fucking wholesome in this world and the more we repress the shit, the more likely we will end up in jail as child molestors, kiddie pornographer, rapists or dying of fucking AIDS. Let it go people. Tits aren’t bad….unless they are implants, which Keeley Hazell despite her career choice has decided not to get, making these tits a fucking rarity, cuz whores, for the most part think implants are the only way to get paid….even though every guy I know hate the shit….

Either way here are her tits…

Posted in:Keeley Hazell|Tits

2009

26

Nov

Shauna Sand and Her Furry Pussy of the Day

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It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that Shauna Sand is still around, because I love strippers, especially when they walk the streets freely. I am also thankful that she released a sex tape because I like seeing broke bitches with fake tits expose their really scary alien looking pussies in a sex tape, something I am also thankful for, because it’s the lazy girls way to get ahead and I love watching random people fuck…it is a nice change of pace from seeing actual hot chicks, not chicks marketed as hot chicks fuck, cuz sometimes seeing some plastic surgeons science experiment in action makes us all better people….I just am not sure when those times are….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Shauna Sand|Tits

2009

25

Nov

Rihanna Showing Off Some Tit in a Red Dress of the Day

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Rihanna hasn’t been deported yet. I hoped that the US government would find some kind of loophole in her paperwork that would result in her being thrown on to a boat back to Barbados, but unfortunately the USA doesn’t really work like that, she makes too many Jewish people a lot of money for them to ever let them take her away and I’m not against them for making money off her, because exploiting black people is the foundation of our country, I just wish they didn’t give her so much exposure and access to the media, cuz I am tired of hearing her and her ego in another bullshit interview about getting punched in the face like it wasn’t something she experienced her entire youth back home, because she knows it’s a soft spot for America and a good platform to get the people to listen to her and feel for her and buy her album, making me believe she actually staged the beating and is giving Chris Brown 50% of the profits of the album as a tradeoff for going along with the lie cuz they are in it together and still dating behind the fucking scenes….I just wish the rest of the public caught onto her bullshi and stopped buying her records…making her and her fat ass disappear..

Pics via INF

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna|Tits

2009

19

Nov

Katy Perry and Her Stupid Tits of the Day

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I don’t know what the fuck is going on in these pictures, but I know it has to do with showing off her tits that we all know she had and that are really her only redeeming, because everything else about her fucking sucks, from her music, to her stage performances, to her talent, to her busted up face, her sloppy fucking ass, her shitty style and what seems to be really garbage personality….

She’s really only got one thing going for her and she’s managed to accomplish so much, sure we don’t know the real story, we just know she was a devout Christian with preacher parents, so that could mean a whole lot of anal sex with record execs, since the only crazy Christian girl I’ve ever got with was a fucking freak in bed who always begged for anal since it kept her viriginity in place, but she had no problem shoving “virgin mary” statues in her cunt while I was inside her….but I guess that’s not the point….

The point is that I hope that inspires you other big titty bitches with no obvious skills to wear revealing shirts to take yourself to the fuckin’ top….and if that doesn’t work out for you…you can always start stripping.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katy Perry|Tits

2009

17

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Tranny Face and Tits of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is the kind of girl you go home with because of her tits and the entire time you’re banging her all you do is stare at those fucking tits, because if you look at her face you’re gonna open up a whole can of worms in regards to your sexuality. A long hard manly face doesn’t make you a faggot? But it could lead to some tranny porn addiction and ruin your marriage or at least hope in having a normal sex life like this guy I know who threw it all away for a tranny. You see, one day motherfucker decided to check out tranny porn out of curiosity, because he was bored of regular porn, and felt it was more bang for your buck, since you had 2 sets of tits, and the closure you don’t have in lesbian porn, eventually leading to him sneaking behind his wife’s back meeting craigslist trannies to fuck, eventually losing his job, his house, his family, all because he liked chicks with dicks a little too much and I can’t be sure that it all started with the Kim Kardashian sex tape, but like to think it did…

Here are pics of her now stare at those tits.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

17

Nov

Coco’s Twitter Porn of the Day

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I love how Coco’s twitter account info says something about how she’s been married 8 years going strong, because clearly she’s only used to dudes who date her by the hour, or even the song and that 8 years is fucking huge for her, despite the fact that now she makes more money, has more fame, gets more of her favorite tacky sex shop outfits and doesn’t have to wait til they go on special,because her John pays her by the week on salary and its more than she got working the stage or street or whatever gutter she crawled out of….

She posted these pics of herself on twitter of her tanning in Florida, a state I’m sure she considers paradise, because all the trashy chicks I know look like Coco and live in Florida Trailer Parks with alligator wrestling husbands and the whole thing confuses me because her tits are so fucking disgustingly fake, but since tits only make up a third of a woman, the rest of a woman is made up in ass and pussy, so maybe those shits are not as mangled or tampered with, but I doubt it….Here are the pics..

Posted in:Ass|Coco|Cocosworld|Ice T|Tits|Whore

2009

16

Nov

Blake Lively Showing Off Her Tits at Some Event of the Day

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Blake Lively made the right choice when deciding what to wear at whatever event this is and I think that should be acknowledged because most girls don’t grasp the basic thing that makes them look hot when they leave that house and that’s wearing as little clothes as possible.

Blake Lively’s got a seriously shitty face, but put her in short shorts to show off her long legs and a blazer without a shirt like she was me on my way to a job interview showing off her fat tits makes me want to Gossip with her girl.

The whole thing makes me forget that I can’t stand this bitch or the show she is on or everything she encompasses as a person because she makes girls think they deserve the good life, pretty much eliminating me as a seducer, but the good news is that I’m too lazy to be a seducer and the better news is that you can jerk off to this bitch without even knowing the bitch or listening to her talk or having to stare into her weathered face wondering whether she’ll jump on your dick or not. Sex without contact makes for good times.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Blake Lively|Tits

2009

11

Nov

Amy Winehouse and Her Hot Tits of the Day

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The only thing gross about Amy WInehouse is pretty everything except her tits, unless you like fucking people on the verge of death and the only thing gross about her tits are the smell and luckily you don’t have to smell them when lookin’ at pictures of them, so unlike the people around her, who are too busy holding back throwing up all over the fucking place, to appreciate them and their freakish resiliant nature and survival skills because the drug addicts, malnourished whores I’ve met and fucked along the way who are at rock bottom and usually lose their tits first when wasting the fuck away, but for some reason Amy Winehouse’s tits remained on constant in her insanity, so let’s celebrate these pictures of Amy Winehouse in a bra busting out of her shirt by collectively masturbating. Don’t worry, I hear its not gay to masturbate together if we’re not in the same room.

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Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Tits

2009

06

Nov

Kimora Lee Simmons Shows Off her Fat Half Asian Tits of the Day

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I don’t understand why Kimora Lee Simmons hasn’t dropped her ex-husband and employer’s name, when she’s gone off and married a new guy and had his baby in May, but I guess I shouldn’t really concern myself with that kind of bullshit, but should instead stare at her half black / half asian massive milk filled tits, because this kind of cleavage is next level. I know I should be disgusted by her since she’s a 6 foot tall half Asian making Kimora Lee pretty much a freak of nature, but I’m kinda getting into freaks partially because normal girls are so average these days….but mainly because I’m a pervert who will take anything with a vagina…

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Posted in:Kimora Lee Simmons|Tits

2009

06

Nov

Katy Perry Adjusts Her Stupid Tits of the Day

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Katy Perry was at some event and she adjusted her stupid tits, or what I like to call the only thing worth lookin at on her because the rest of her is a fucking trainwreck, or at least in her case I hope a train wreck survivor because that would be the only thing that makes her busted up face and body worth lookin’ at. The good news about this video is that their is no sound, so while lookin at her tits, we can ignore everything else miserable this clown has to offer…. I hate this cunt.

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