2009
16
Dec
I am probably the only person who bothers with this Brittny Gastineau pig. I message her on twitter, I write about her ill-fitting clothing, but in her clothing’s defense, it’s hard to have good fitting clothing when you have a pig body….
Here she is trying to get attention in a see thru shirt. For the most part I like when girls don’t wear bras, but in Brittny Gastineau’s case I wish she was wearing a fucking snowsuit.
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Brittny Gastineau|Tits
2009
15
Dec
I guess the whole bitch getting beat by her man because her cunt ass deserved it is drying up for this bottom feeding immigrant cunt because she’s decided to start slutting herself a lot more than she ever has. I guess the whole lady Gaga retardedness intimidates Rihanna and now she’s gotta step the fuck up. So she’s been showing her nipples every chance she gets, and the only reason I’m complaining is because she’s fat and used up now and the days of seeing her as the manifestation of your Caribbean vacation chambermaid fetish without having to fly all the way to the Caribbean and without the whole fucking and gettin the Caribbean AIDS…
Either way, she tried to sex it up for GQ and it’s pretty fucking boring, but at least she’s covering her pussy, I hear the photographer put her in this stance cuz he couldn’t take the Roti stench…..
2009
14
Dec
I wonder how many times Katie Price pulls out the lips on her weather vagina and shapes the shit into something that looks as close to a cock and ballsack as possible, because there is no fucking way this girl doesn’t realize or that it is an accident that as the days turn into months, she turns into a fucking dude. Maybe it is just the make-up, maybe it’s just how the plastic surgery sets, like foundation on an old house, or maybe she’s on hormone therapy, cuz after Peter Andre, she realizes that her life calling, or at least her sexual preference is to fuck gay menup the ass with a huge black strap on dildos….and that she can’t live without a cock….but at least as she slowly enters manhood, she still has a pair of the stupiest fake tits to ever make a cunt with no purpose famous…and here are some pics of her trashy and dressed like the kid on welfare you’d find at K-Mart.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Tits|Tranny
2009
11
Dec
In case you missed this movie which I sure as fuck hope you did because it looks real fucking shitty even though I know you’re not necessarily one for quality, proven in the fact that you’re reading this…..but at least there was this video of Sandra Bullock getting her titties grabbed, not that I find Sandra Bullock hot in any fucking way, but I do assume she’s dirty as fuck in bed since her husband was married to a dirty porn chick before he went with the richer girl next door celebrity chick….There’s no way a bitch doesn’t do every fucking possible thing in bed after knowing her man was with a porn chick for years…you know she’s studied the ex porn chick’s every fucking move….knowing how to ride the cock proper and take a load on her face and all this also leads me to believe Sandra Bullock’s also got herpes…cuz all porn chicks do and by default so do their sloppy seconds….and after that Sandra Bullock fantasy, it is safe to say this sex scene hasn’t got shit on her actually sex…but if you’re a fan of hers, you need to move the fuck on….but before you do watch her and her bra in action…
Posted in:Bra|Sandra Bullock|Tits
2009
11
Dec
This Tiger Woods scandal bores me. I’ve already said that every single married dude I know cheats on their wives and their wives didn’t even marry them because they were famous billionaires…they married them because they actually liked them…which is a weird fucking concept these days when people get married for business reasons, or because bitch gets knocked the fuck up knowing you are the meal ticket, the retirement plan and you figure it’s best to do the right thing and by best I mean that it won’t piss off your sponsors so that you can continue making your stupid money….
The dudes I know don’t get up inside attention whores who have bodies like this though and if they did, I’d probably spend more time hanging out with them, but then again, my friend’s can’t afford her hourly rate, they’re more into getting bitches roofied up since it only costs 5 dollars and the sex is just as good….cuz bitches who look like this don’t put effort into sex, they just lay there waiting to be able to sell your story to the media and make a little money off the shit, you know why give it up for free….
The life lesson in all this is that the richer you are, the better the pussy gets.
Pics via INF
Posted in:cleavage|Rachel Uchitel|Tits
2009
10
Dec
I don’t remember who Lake Bell is, but I guess I don’t need to know who she is to want to take a swim in the Lake in her panties with my tongue…..
I don’t know what I’m getting at, it’s been a real struggle today, I just have very little to say thanks to having little money to buy a little booze, because being the idiot I am, I decided to spend my last 20 dollars on lottery tickets, thinkin’ shit, maybe things will finally happen for me like the Natives with Diabetes I saw on TV who won a few years ago , who went on to pimp their Teepee’s, and buy all the amazing things they always wanted Tax Free cuz they don’t pay taxes, but it didn’t…
What did happen was Lake Bell cock teasin’ me.
Pics via PacificCoastNews
2009
08
Dec
IThe bottom feeding whore Tila Tequila was recently spotted at the airport. She should really take this moment in because there will be a time very soon when she won’t be able to afford airfare and people won’t be paying her to fly around the world, because the John’s she bangs for money will be bored of her and onto new pussy, her celebrity will be dried up and so will her whore pussy and if we’re lucky she will have commited suicide but here are some pictures to remember one these last trips as a whore people follow on twitter who was once on TV and who had a taste of fame even for just a minute and you can see her leopard print bra and fake tits….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Tila Tequila|Tits
2009
04
Dec
George Clooney imported some pussy from Italy a few months ago, I assume to help launch her career and make a lot of money off of her, because when you’re George Clooney, you can find better quality pussy pretty much every time you leave the fucking house. There’s got to be some kind of plan behind this relationship, I just haven’t figured it out because I don’t really care. I just know is that he does pretty much owns her and that she will do everything and anything he asks of her since in her mind dating him is like winning the fucking lottery and can determine the rest of her life….you know giving her the chance to be the next Penelope Cruz only the Italian version and I guess he let her out of the house to hang with her friends because part of the deal they have is an endless supply of double blowjobs at least if I was George Clooney that would be my only reason for letting her out of her cage in my basement to meet up with her friend “recruiting” for my needs…that’s enough of this post….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis|George Clooney|Lesbian|Tits
2009
03
Dec
Katy Perry’s tits are my new obsession. This is my second post on them today because she’s been showing them off in all the dresses she’s been wearing lately.
I really don’t know what happened but I fell in love with them last night and it’s not like I didn’t know they existed before, because I did, but something triggered in my brain that made me focused on seeing them naked. I have obsessive thought patterns and a lot of the times, I won’t sleep until I get what I want or what I am looking for, unfortunately for me my goals are never really of substance or advancement of my life, it’s really stupid shit like convincing my friend in LA to get a picture of Katy Perry’s tits from the neck down and from the belly button up, cuz I won’t be satisfied with anything less or anything more, since she’s pretty fucking disgusting, not that I am ever happy or satisfied, but you get what I am saying here and that is that Katy Perry showing off her tits is fucking amazing, good work by her boyfriend Russell Brand, and all of a sudden I’m willing to ignore how annoying everything else about this cunt is…..just show me her fucking nipples…
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Katy Perry|Tits
2009
03
Dec
I’ve spent the last hour trying to not masturbate to the beat up picture of Rihanna cuz she’s a fucking cunt and seeing her beat is like porn to me. If bitch is anything like I expect her to be, she fucking deserved it. From being a cunt to her local Bajan friends she grew up with, prancing around like the princess of the fucking island, when she was a fucking garbage man’s daughter from a shanty, I guess overcompensating for where she’s from, but remaining the trash she is and the whole thing is even more annoying because she doesn’t even know how to sing, not to mention when she covers her tits when she goes thru security at the airport without a bra on, because it’s part of her lesbian hair, lesbian biceps, lesbian shoulders, lesbianism cuz cock hurts when shit chokes you the fuck out in a rented lambo on your way home after busting a motherfucker’s balls with her jealousy was uncontrollable and abusive but no one ever talks about that. Bitch needs to realize that if you go to the airport without a bra on all you gotta do is fucking drop your crossed arms and share it with the rest of us…I guess the cock teasing bitch needs another life lesson….
Pics via Bauer