2010
18
Jan
Halle Berry has stretch marks on her tits and the everyone in the world goes on, I mean until global warming makes us all burn up in a fiery death, but until then, things keep on livin cuz no cares about Halle Berry’s stretch marks, despite how disgusting they are, cuz it’s not a big enough deal to be a deal breaker to perverts…that’s all I have to say about that.
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Posted in:Halle Berry|Tits
2010
18
Jan
The worst obvious joke that comes with the Golden Globes is when people call celebrity tit their Golden Globes, like if I said “Here’s Mariah Carey and Her Golden Globes at the Golden Globes”. Every year that joke, that I can’t even consider a joke because it’s so fucking stupid, gets played the fuck out, yet every year some asshole thinks it’s a good idea to recycle the shirt and I guess this year, I am that asshole…cuz here are Mariah Carey’s Golden Globes.
Trust me, this is all a product of me hating myself…
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Posted in:Mariah Carey|Tits
2010
18
Jan
America produces best selling artists by designing hit songs based on the psychology and chemistry of the human brain. Endless research has gone into what we retain, what we repeat and why shit is in my brain when I wake up, even when I don’t listen to the music, in some Josie and the Pussycat shit that is real life because all America cares about is makin’ money…no matter how ugly and annoying and bullshit Lady Gaga and her act is.
The UK, does things proper by attaching hot pussy to bad music, like they did with The Saturdays by putting a couple members of S Club 7 Junior also known as S Club 8 who you probably jerked off to when they were 11 and putting them together with some other hot pussy to give you music videos and press shots you can jerk off to.
Here is one of their members, named Frankie Sandford showing off her tits for you, because she’s nice like that.
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Posted in:cleavage|Frankie Sandford|Nipple|Tits
2010
14
Jan
Jessica Simpson is lookin’ pretty fucking amazing….If you think busted up and broken down is amazing, which I do, because I like shit from the gutter, especailly when that shit in the gutter was once at the top, it means she’s fallen off her high horse, leaving her second rate to her sister who was already second rate to begin with, so I’m not sure where that leaves Jessica, I just know that the only thing she has going for her is that she’s gained a lot of weight, looks like shit and is rumored to be dating some freakshow from Smashing Pumpkins which is totally fuckin’ weird, but
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Posted in:cleavage|Jessica Simpson|Tits
2010
12
Jan
Looks like Ellen Pompeo tried to reclaim some of that sex appeal she thought she once had before she had her kid, but that I don’t think she ever had because there’s nothing hot about her, and she did it the good old fashion way….by showing her new fat tits.
I guess it’s like when a girl gets her period and hormonally knows to dress and act sluttier to show off her swollen tits despite ruining the good times by dropping the bomb everytime she brings a random dude home and has to say “We can’t tonight, I have my period” when he is about to stick his dick in her forcing dude to suck it up and reply “I don’t give a fuck, just fuck me you whore who brought me home tonight even though we just met, when girls never bring me home and I don’t even remember the last time I got laid, but thanks to your hormones and possibly God, I’m not leaving here without having my dick in a pussy, so get out your plastic shee”, only instead of blood dripping out of her vagina, she’s had baby crawl out of the shit and here are her tits in an animal print bra…cuz she’s trying her hardest to remind herself guys want to fuck her…
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Posted in:Ellen Pompeo|Tits
2010
07
Jan
Kim Kardashian is so committed to looking like she’s into being fit. It’s like she’s either promoting weight loss products on her twitter for $10,000 a tweet, or she’s running off to the gym or releasing work out DVDs, it’s like based on her efforts to come across as a fitness guru you’d think she was a modern day Jane Fonda…until you look at her and realize it’s all a fucking lie and too fat to be Jane Fonda, or Suzanne Sommers or Susan Powers or whoever else I used to jerk off to late night and if it’s not a fuckin’ lie and she actually is this health conscious, bitch was probably destined to be 500 fucking pounds, and the sad thing is that even if she was 500 pounds, I’m sure black dudes would still pounce on her fat ass and fat titties that she’s showing off in these pics….the second she was in range…..
Here she is going to the gym with her beast sister…
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Posted in:Fat Ass|Gym|Kim Kardashian|Tits
2009
29
Dec
I don’t really know what shirt/dress Lohan is wearing, but staring at her tits is making me dizzy, like how they hynotize a motherfucker in Batman or some shit, possibly her final desperate attempt to get work and to work her way into our minds, and I guess it worked on me…..
I had a really weird sex dream involving Lohan that involved her naked ass, a bucket of KFC chicken, a bathtub full of gravy and a marker we used to play connect the herpes scars. It was fucking weird, but I work up with a boner, so maybe the key to my libido is fast food and easy celebrity haggard under 25 year old pussy. I guess I still have love for Lohan even though everyone else has given up on her and here are some recent pics because she fucked me so proper in my dream last night that I figure I should give her as much exposure as possible, just so it gets back to her and she knows I still care….
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Sweater|Tits
2009
29
Dec
Coco’s turned her body into some kind of freakshow attraction and it’s worked out pretty well for her, you know with the whole Ice-T marriage that pretty much secures that she is seen at high profile events, making it so she doesn’t have to strip or do whatever it is she was doing before seducing Ice-T with her retarded fake tits. She looks like a fucking cartoon character in the cartoon erotica you watch because you can’t get laid, with her exagerated huge fake tits and huge fake ass, and the whole thing seems like overkill considering Ice-T is black and would probably fuck anything so long as it was white.
Either way, she brought her tacky, trashy ass to the pages of some magazine I’m sure none of you will ever read and here are the pics…
Posted in:Ass|Coco|Ridiculous|Tits
2009
28
Dec
Pam Anderson’s got some pretty stupid implants that she likes to show off to distract the world from her face, since they are still in their 20s and perky as shit, but by the looks of these pictures, even they find Pam Anderson disgusting as they try to make their escape in some kind of mass suicide in efforts to end the pain of being attachted to her, or maybe she’s just wearing too small of a bra…what the fuck do I know…I just know I felt these were worth posting for some stupid reason…
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Posted in:cleavage|Pam Anderson|Tits
2009
21
Dec
I don’t know what kind of tape or harnesses are jackin’ Rihanna’s tits up, but whatever it is, it is a hell of a lot better than her electrical tape on her shirt in her most recent video, and whatever it is, it is doing a good fucking job, because I haven’t seen cleavage like this shince the strip club 2 nights ago, that wasn’t that exciting and only ended in one fight with one of the whores, who asked me for a dance last. I am talking doing the rounds of the whole bar, including 5 dudes I was with at least twice before lowering her standards, accepting her rejection and lowering herself to ask me to grab her tits with money, only for me to reject her for not having asked me first, since I get that she’s a whore, but really like to be made to feel special, especially since I’m paying the cunt. Needless to say, I got kicked out, something I hope happens to Rihanna when immigration comes knockin’…that way we won’t have her shoved down our fucking throats everywhere we go….and here she is doing a pre-recorded NYE party, because not everything you see on TV is authentic…smoke and fucking mirrors….motherfucker….
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Posted in:cleavage|New Years Eve|Rihanna|Tits