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2009

23

Jul

Rachel Sterling and Her Tits of the Day

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I hate giving this girl any publicity. It’s not that she’s done anything to offend me, if anything she hasn’t done it hasn’t done anything. She was a Pussycat Doll in the Vegas show , or in Playboy, or something equally trashy and designed for the kind of chicks I hate, and now she tours shitty clubs where I am guessing she DJs or maybe just sits and poses in the VIP room and I find the whole thing pathetic, but she doesn’t. I have a friend who was in a club with her and she wouldn’t talk directly to him, she’d only talk to him thru her manager and that’s just the kind of “thinkin’ she’s more important than she is” insecurity that makes me want to cunt punch a bitch, and in reality she’s really not all that hot and I’m only posting this cuz there’s nothing else goin’ on today, which is pretty much why I post everything…

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2009

20

Jul

Katie Price’s Retarded Tits of the Day

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I was just lookin out my window and saw some girl who I guess didn’t realize some creep was lookin’ out the window, pick her frontal wedgie. It wasn’t a subtle adjustment either, it was like an intense digging for fucking gold to get the fabric of her panty’s life out of her big ol vagina…and I thought that was sad.

Not the fact that she has a gaping vagina that eats her panties that are too small for her because she’s not willing to accept that she’s no longer a size medium and isn’t ready to up the shit, because the tightness and wedging isn’t enough of a headache to justify the emotional trauma that comes with admitting you’re getting fatter.

But because she had to subtly do it on a side street, where only one creep got to enjoy the site, instead of embracing her condition and sharing it with the world.

That’s why I like Jordan, she just doens’t give a fuck and if she’s got a shirt that’s too tight for her, then she takes ownership of it, no matter how stupid her tits look, because I hear the only reason she has stupid tits, is so that her retarded son has something to relate to at home, you know so he’s not the only stupid thing in the house.

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2009

17

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Picture of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is still alive and kicking, despite the countless number of times I’ve wished death upon her and here’s a picture of Jennifer Lopez pushing her tits out like a 14 year old girl at the summer camp dance trying to seduce her CIT, only less exciting. Maybe it’s be worth lookin’ at if she wasn’t such a fuckin’ cunt. The only thing good about Jennifer Lopez is that that Latina Hype shit that gave her a career a few years back has died the fuck down and no one gives a fuck about her or her fat ass anymore. The only bad thing about that is that she milked that shit like she wasn’t the lazy pig we all know she is, like the latinas I know milk the sales at cosmetic counter of my local dollar store…and here she is on set for a new movie and that is horrible news. Let’s hope something goes wrong.

And yes – I cropped out her ass because no one needs to be celebrating that shit…and by celebrating I mean masturbating to it…

Posted in:Cunt|Jennifer Lopez|Tits

2009

15

Jul

Mary Carey and Her Husband Kissing of the Day

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Some dude was lucky enough to land Mary Carey as a wife. I am sure she took a lot of fucking work, you know because she’s so fucking unattainable and not at all disgusting. I mean there’s no way she’s just a washed up piece of trash pornstar who looks like a fuckin’ pig and eats like one too who no one wants and who other pornstars have to get drunk to fuck on camera even though it’s their fucking job and she’s just been doing it for less and less money as her career gets older and her dress size gets bigger because up until finding this sexually confused motherfucker, she just liked feeling valued and loved, even if for just a minute. Whore….

She makes me sick, she is H1N1.

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2009

14

Jul

Aubrey O’Day is Turning into Beyonce of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is posting pics from her Paper Mag cover shoot that I guess she’s currently at on twitter. I found it weird that she’s lookin’ like she’s black. Now I love black chicks, I just don’t like white chicks who pretend to be black chicks. They are tacky pieces of trash who deserve to be stomped out by black girls for stealing their men, since black dudes love all things white….

I guess she’s realized the color of her target market’ so she’s gone out and got her ass fatter than ever, she’s got her skin darker than ever, and I guess that’s the magic formula to become the white chick every black dude wants to fuck, but up until now, I thought just having a vagina was all you needed.

I guess the real unfortunate thing in all this is being called Beyonce, because Beyonce is disgusting and that’s a dis worse than unexpected sodomy in a back alley….

Posted in:Ass|Aubrey O'Day|Black|Fat|Tits

2009

13

Jul

Lisa “Pussyface” Rinna’s Jacked Body of the Day

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I used to know a bitch who was into suction on her pussy. She made this device with a plastic cup and a garden hose that she’d but over her vagina and start sucking and one day I was lucky enough to watch. She said something it being the only way she can get off, but I’ll tell you the space creature shit that happened to her vagina under that kind of pressure was disgusting as a vagina should never be seen under those conditions, and it was the one time I couldn’t get off to a naked bitch who wasn’t my wife and the shit looked a lot like Lisa Rinna’s mouth.

Here is Lisa Rinna on the beach and she is fuckin’ jacked and I guess not eating is the least she can do after spending all that money over the years on lips, tits, and labia reduction surgery that has yet to be confirmed but would explain what the hell is on her face.

Posted in:Body|Lisa Rinna|Ripped|Tits

2009

09

Jul

Ali Larter is Suckin’ Straws on Set of the Day

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Here’s the whipped cream bikini slut from Varsity Blues 10 years after shit made pretty dull cinematic history. She is 33 now because people tend to get older as the years go by and you see that a pussy you used to jerk off to, or even fucked is no longer as fresh faced and bright eyed as it once was, and bitch has become what you remember your mom lookin’ like when you were growing up or some shit and that despite the fact that you keep getting older too, which doesn’t really matter because you don’t have to look at yourself all day, all good things come to an end…..

Here are her tits….not covered in cream…..

Pics via Fame

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2009

09

Jul

Kelly Rowland’s Shitty Implants of the Day

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Kelly Rowland spent her Destiny’s Child money on a set of fake tits. I think she should ask for a refund because they are clearly pretty fuckin’ shitty tit and she should spend that money on fixin’ her horse grill, because some of us like ridin’ horses, some of us like fucking horses, some of us even like betting on horses, but I’m pretty sure none of us like lookin’ like horses, especially not horses with bad tit jobs….

Now let me put it in terms Mr Ed will understand:

Naaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you fuckin horsetoothed cunt…. NAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

Yes, I still haven’t figured out what I am doing….

Posted in:Implants|Kelly Rowland|Tits

2009

08

Jul

Megan Hauserman and her Trashy Everything of the DaY

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I don’t watch garbage TV shows like Rock of Love, but I do know tacky pieces of trash women when I see them. You know the cunts who live the fuckin fake tit, fake hair, fake tan, fake designer purses, ugly obnoxious dog cliche and there’s nothing hot about no money acting like a whore who married an old rich guy because they are lazy but don’t mind fucking a lot to get what they want and the whole thing is fuckin’ desperate, but I guess not as desperate as leaving your job as a cocktail waitress at a seedy stripclub to be on shitty reality shows that don’t deserve to be on TV but are on TV because there are so many fuckin’ channels and they need to fill the shit up somehow, but I guess when you have no shame and are a piece of trash, there is no thing as being desperate and instead you’re at the fuckin’ top of your game right now, right? I don’t get why guys find this kind of pudgy garbage worth lookin’ at, maybe I’m gay, but I think it’s got more to do with her not being worth stickin’ my dick in, regardless of me having no standards or not…

Posted in:megan hauserman|Tits|Trash

2009

08

Jul

Ginger Spice Tits in a Disney Shirt of the Day

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Ginger Spice went out dressed like a bubbly 12 year old with tits in some Disney T-shirt, like she was on her way to Girl Guides or to go on a bike ride with friends to watch the boys in their class play basketball or some shit, unfortunately, her face wasn’t up for the lie.

Posted in:Geri Haliwell|Tits