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2009

02

Jul

Anne Hathaway Doin’ Some Homely Shit of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Anne Hathaway on her downtime lookin like she’s fuckin’ homeless and the only thing hot about that is trying to imagine if she’s allowed the rest of her to fade as much as her hair and face, because if she has, that pussy probably smells like some kind of wonderful, if some kind of wonderful to you is the smell of roadkill.

I once went to Shakepeare in the park and got escorted out by security even though it was a free show, I think it had something to do with me masturbating over my pants…

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2009

02

Jul

Hayden Panettiere in a Shit Taking Stance of the Day

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After last night, I am not only surprised that I am alive, but I am also surprised that it isn’t the weekend yet and that I have to fuckin’ post on the site, probably the last thing I want to do, but the only thing I got goin for me, which makes it all more depressing for me.

Here are some pictures of Hayden that look like she’s taking a shit, because you know to get a ripped body like hers she’s eating all kinds of protein 8 times a day probably leading to many shits a day, the kind that throw you off your feet and make you wonder how such a horrible smell came out of such a small body, because I feel like shit.

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2009

01

Jul

Some MTV Chick Named Coral and Her Tits of the Day

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Here’s some MTV Real World shit that’s not so real world, but is more like fabricated world for the masses, a seemingly real world setting used to market and sell products to the youth, but you don’t care about that Sum 41, fake punk swagger, you care about tits, and the good news is that this chick Coral is doing take after take of titty play that is worth watching if you like seeing girls play with their tits.

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2009

30

Jun

Beyonce’s Wonky Tits in a Pantsless Performance of the Day

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Beyonce’s a cunt. There’s nothing really more I can say about her. It’s just that when I see the faces she’s making when she performs, with such intensity that reminds me of the drama kids I used to beat the fuck out of who thought what they were doin’ actually mattered, like it actually had purpose and was art and not some pile of shit waste of fuckin’ time that even their parents laughed at, I mean until they were able to leverage shit and take it to a bigger scale where they made millions doing it, givin’ them the last laugh, unfortunately without their pants on, because seriously no one wants to see this bitch with her pants off, no homo….except maybe her husband, but even he fucks other pussy to forget what he’s locked himself into, while she forces us to only blame ourselves and each other for buyin her records and creating this monster….

I need a nap badly…

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2009

30

Jun

Kim Kardashian Fat Tits of the Day

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This is the kind of slag who I’d love to see give up on life, you know maybe because of a bad break-up or a drug addiction or something that would lead to her not maintaining her look, you know where she’d finally let go and allow herself to be the obese pig she’s destined to be, where she stops getting her hair and nails done, and she stops getting her body waxed, leaving her lookin like the hairy little Armenian troll we all know she is.

All this plastic, make-up, effort she puts into herself everytime she leaves her fuckin’ house, is just smoke and mirrors and I know that under this put together whore, there’s a fuckin’ monster hiding and I hate the fuckin’ lie.

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2009

19

Jun

Kendra Wilkinson’s Shotgun Wedding Tits of the Day

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Kendra Wilkinson is getting married because she’s gone and got herself pregnant, and being a piece of trash she needs her a shotgun wedding, not that that is really a reason to get married today, it’s pretty much accepted if parents aren’t married and I’m sure it has no real ill-effect on the outcome of their annoying kid, it’s just some traditional values, that its a bad look for a whore, to be a stereotype by having a kid out of wedlock, but in reality, we already knew she was a whore to begin with and this only solidifies the fact that she’s a whore, because whore’s are all about the shotgun wedding because they feel obligated or some shit.

I was walking down the street the other day with my friend and his baby and we offered a couple who were getting married on a Tuesday, which we thought was weird, his baby for one of their pictures, and they said they had a baby of their own inside her, and that explained why they were getting married on a Tuesday, she didn’t appreciate my shotgun sound effect, but in her defense, it sounded more like I was chocking on mucus….

Here are the pics.

Bridget Marquardt was there, which is only fitting, since they were in a relationship with the same man/had the same employer who they pretended they dated, up until recently….

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Posted in:Bachelorette Party|Kendra Wilkinson|Tits

2009

17

Jun

Some More Katie Price Pictures from Ibiza of the Day

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Since I’m really jockin’this girl as hard as I can now that I know she’s single and going through a divorce, which is a pivotal time for me to work my way into a woman’s life because they are usually all sad and fucked up and just want someone to listen to them, I figured I’d post some more pictures of her and her tits, because posting pictures on a bitch is really the only way I know how to show her that I care, I’m pretty useless when it comes to getting off my couch and actually putting the effort in, not that any effort would get me into this girl’s soiled vagina, but posting this shit definitely does nothing for the cause. The good news is that the salt water doesn’t seem to be burning her open sores. Yay!

Here she is in some hot staged photoshoot, it’s only hot because I am in love with her personality or lack there of….

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2009

17

Jun

Tori Spelling Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I didn’t expect the pictures of Tori Spelling in a bikini to be all that hot, I mean she is a Jewish girl afterall, and Jewish girls tend to have wonky heads, probably because of generations of inbreeding, unfortunately for Tori, she’s also got pretty wonky fuckin’ tits, probably because of a early 90s boob job her dad got her for her 16th birthday because she was born and raised in LA the pressure of being beautiful that was put on her by her trashy, superficial mother, when she wasn’t too busy drunk, medicated or fuckin the pool boy, made her feel like it was the only way, to counter balance her weird Jew face they couldn’t do much about, since face transplants weren’t technologically developed at the time, but the good news is that she’s rich. The other good news is that she’s not fat. So at least she’s got something goin’ for her….

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2009

17

Jun

Some More Katie Price Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Since seeing these pictures of Katie Price in a bikini in Ibiza, I’ve decided that I want to move in on her and be her new husband who doesn’t fuck her, not because I wouldn’t want to fuck her dirty AIDS pussy, you know I’m talkin’ straight from an African village pussy, but I figure she won’t want to fuck me, you know, since I’m disgusting, even though I’m quite charming in the way I write on the internet, I know this will be the kind of push I need to get the media coverage I really deserve and need to pump into my site. That’s why, I’ve spent the last 24 hours, dancing on my table while throwing napkins and poppin’/pumpin bottles over my head in a bootleg Ed Hardy shirt while listening to David Guetta, whoever the fuck that is, so be warned Jordan, soon I’ll be the nude guy in the pictures with you only I’ll be coming for you in them and not talking on my mobile phone while showin of my gay ankle tatoo.

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2009

16

Jun

Lookin’ Down Kim Kardashian’s Shirt of the Day

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Armenian is such a beautiful language, you know, when you meet an Armenian girl and they start talking to you in their soft ethnic accent, and you think to yourself that this really nice complexion girl with her big brown eyes and amazing body had to have been sent to you from heaven, even when she says she needs to take a piss, shit warms your fuckin’ hear, then she picks up her phone only to talk to her other Armenian friend in Armenian and a series of hacks, spits and angry sounds come out of her, shit that sounds vile and like child molestation would sound if it was a language, and when you ask what happened and what’s wrong, thinking she just heard that her father killed her mother or some shit, she says she was just telling her mom she’ll be home in an hour.

That’s not to say Kim Kardashian knows the language or that she really has any substance, other than the shit spilling over her belt, because she is fat, but he does have a deep loving relationship with Armenian food, and really all food for that matter and that’s all that really matters….and like all fat chicks I see bending over, I can’t help but stare at their tits, I’m a man dammit and that’s just what we do.

So here’s the Armenian poster girl, you know the one little American Armenian girls look up to, since not that many other celebs are Armenian, and she is showing off her fatty tits…

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