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2009

28

May

Kendra Wilkinson’s Promoting With Her Tits in Poland of the Day

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Kendra Wilinson was promoting some garbage in Poland because you know Poland is the place you go to promote when you’re a real big star, not when you’re a desperate whore trying to hold onto any fragment of fame you once had. In her defense though, maybe she was already in Poland trying to get abducted and thrown into the Eastern European sex trade, and when that didn’t work out for her because she’s not 12 years old, she had to resort back on her failing career. Nice tits.

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2009

26

May

Tori Spelling’s Weird Tits in Her Bikini of the Day

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I am still in vacation mode, even though I didn’t really have a long weekend yesterday since I am in Canada. I think it’s gotta do with the fact that I am seeing all these pictures of bitches in their bikinis while I’m sitting her in my dirty underwear smelling my own ass from days of not washing, but I think the real vacation I need is one away from strippers, I’ve been spending too much money that I don’t have and I think this is phase one of gettin to that, because lookin at Tori Spelling and her shitty fucking tit job, makes me really want to put on a pair of white pants and dance to house music while drinking cosmos like some kind of faggot.

This is some mutant shit and the fact that it has the capacity to breed is ruining vagina for me, but at least it will only be temporary, cuz the power of pussy is just too strong and always manages to suck me back in. Sure all you haters can hate on me by saying she looks fit for a mom of two and all I gotta say to that is that she would because she’s the fucking devil and that’s the kind of power that motherfucker has.

Here are the pics

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2009

22

May

Happy Birthday Jordan of the Day

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It was Jordan’s birthday, I’m not sure how old she is but I think her tits are about 2 years old. I am sure everyone made that joke today. I am not creative, but Jordan’s plastic surgeon is, so I guess we’ll let him be the star of this post, even though she’s covered the fuck up for once.

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2009

20

May

Jessica Sutta’s Tits in Australia of the Day

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Here’s a Pussycat Doll, her name is Jessica Sutta and she’s arriving in Sydney for whatever award show is going down there. You may want to google it, since Australia award shows are your fuckin’ passion, but I’m not going to bother because I am lazy and figure if the Pussycat Dolls are there, I don’t really want to be.

She’s wearing some kind of sticker bra/pasties shit which makes no sense because she’s got implants and implants are the 5000 dollar bra that will save you money on bras pretty much paying for themself in the long run, I guess the only explanation is that she’s a cockteasin’ cunt.

Posted in:Jessica Sutta|Tits

2009

18

May

Tara Reid’s Got France in her Pants Pics of the Day

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Tara Reid’s heart may be close to death from all the cocaine she’s done over the years. You know, one more line and bitch gets Heath Ledgered/River Phoenixed/Chris Farleyed/John Belushied.

But she’s never gonna be dead to me.

Here she is in a bikini in Cannes showing off that sometimes a set of fake tits are like the cherry on the sundae, even though I hate fake tits, not to mention knowing the kind of partying this bitch has gone through over the years, I am sure their perkiness would be a nice change of pace from her sloppy, mangled, hanging vagina.

Here she is after partying….

Here she is arriving in Cannes….

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2009

14

May

I want to Fuck Janice Dickinson of the Day

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I don’t know what it is about Janice Dickinson, maybe it’s her tits or her jacked up dick suckin’ lips, or maybe it’s her insanity and partying ways, that just make me want to jerk off on her face when she’s asleep on the plane next to me, not that that would ever happen, because I don’t fly in luxury, in fact I don’t fly at all, but I figure it’s the only chance I’d ever have getting close to her, you know my kind of mile high club, because she doesn’t look like the kind of girl who would take public transit here, where I normally jerk off on sleeping people, and I really only do that on sleeping homeless people late at night, and it really only happened once a bunch of years ago, but you do get what I’m sayin’, Dickinson reeks of sex and I like it.

Here is the Video….She is even more amazing in video….

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2009

13

May

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits for Pepsi of the Day

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I don’t really understand the message that Pepsi is tring to send out to the kids. Not because they have her dressed in PVC with her tits hanging out of the shit, but because they sponsoring an amateur porn whore. Her major claim to fame was having a sex tape released starring her, her big tits, her fat ass and her bald pussy all getting ravaged by a black man.

That’s pretty much telling white girls everywhere that if they want a career, they just need to videotape themselves fucking a black man and next thing you know, they’ll be on TV, they’ll make lots of money, they’ll get corporate sponsors and it’s a hell of a lot easier than having actual talent.

I guess in their defense, it’s only fitting for a junk food company to sponsor and girl who has a junk food addiction and a body that has been affected in a good way from a junk food diet, instead of sponsoring my wife on her sleep apnea oxygen tank, with her insulin needle in arm, sweating while clumps of her hair constantly fall out as she struggles to the bathroom to take a disgusting shit I’ll be forced to clean off the fucking walls….

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

12

May

Coco Has an Excuse for a Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t know what these promo pictures are from, but the stripper Ice T married and turned into a famous ass graced the cover of her own magazine. I am guessing it is for a website or something along those lines, maybe it is for her own escort business cards to be handed out on the Vegas strip for old times and whatever it is, it is just an excuse for her to organize a photoshoot centered around herself, to keep her out of trouble and to keep her ego inflated because no one wants to hire her for a photoshoot, because she’s scary looking.

I guess none of that matters, what does matter is what went wrong in her life to make her think dressing, lookin or actin’ like this is okay. I get why Ice T loves it, she’s his own personal stripper whore who mooches off him and who he pretty much owns but above all that she’s white and black dudes can never say no to some dirty white whore pussy….

Either way here are the pics….I don’t know when they are from, but I do know I need a nap, I’ve been up since 11 am today and it’s catching up with me.

Posted in:Ass|Coco|Tits

2009

12

May

Halle Berry Tits in a Tube Top of the Day

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Oh shit, it’s Halle Berry in a tube top. Where’s the creepy guy who got arrested for pulling down unsuspecting girl’s and their unsuspecting tube tops a couple of summers ago cuz he loves titties as much as he loves sexual harassment when we need him. Oh that’s right, sitting right here typing this. Legally obligated to stay at least 15 feet away from tube tops, but at least I’ve got the pics. Motherfuckers.

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2009

11

May

Amy Fisher’s Tits to Exxxotica in Miami of the Day

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Remember the Amy Fisher/Joey Buttafuoco story from the 90s, where he was banging her at 16 when she was in her prime and she couldn’t deal with the fact that he was married, so she shot his bitch wife in the head and got charged with assault, making every man who hates his wife, including myself, realize there is a way out and that way is with hot young pussy.

She spent close to a decade in jail, only to come out and launch a porn career years after she really should have, but I guess in support of girls who let me watch them fuck other dudes in video, I can’t hate on it, even if it took a little too long to happen by my standards.

She was at the Exxxotica bullshit event in Miami this past weekend, the same one who didn’t email me an invitation, and she hosted some Mother’s Day MILF competition with a couple of paid hookers/models to make it look like real MILF’s signed up to compete, because Exxxotica are fucking scam artists who manipulate the truth for overall effect..and here are the pics.

Posted in:Amy Fisher|Exxxotica Miami|Porn|Tits