Courtney Love just got AIDs in the movie I just watched which is probably not far from the truth. Tom Cruise may have died of AIDs if he had followed his destiny which was being a poofter. Instead he sucked the shit up, artificially inseminated a girl 20 years younger than her and joined a cult. I am not here to judge the way a closet case lives his life but I am here to judge the way a girl who looked worth a round in Dawson’s Creek and the movie she was full naked in now has an upskirt that’s straight from the 1800s. I don’t know what kind of underwear this slag’s rockin, but I can only assume it’s a pair of boxer briefs, that way Tom can get hard for her and knock you up with baby number 2. In reality, I have a fat wife and can spot form fitting / shaping pantyhose from a mile away. When they made them in my wife’s size she squeezed her way into them and still looked fucking disgusting. The same can be said for this post pregnancy celebrity…

I am pretty out of touch and it is 5 am. I am drunk again and these are those pics…Asshole.

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Courtney Love just got AIDs in the movie I just watched which is probably not far from the truth. Tom Cruise may have died of AIDs if he had followed his destiny which was being a poofter. Instead he sucked the shit up, artificially inseminated a girl 20 years younger than her and joined a cult. I am not here to judge the way a closet case lives his life but I am here to judge the way a girl who looked worth a round in Dawson’s Creek and the movie she was full naked in now has an upskirt that’s straight from the 1800s. I don’t know what kind of underwear this slag’s rockin, but I can only assume it’s a pair of boxer briefs, that way Tom can get hard for her and knock you up with baby number 2. In reality, I have a fat wife and can spot form fitting / shaping pantyhose from a mile away. When they made them in my wife’s size she squeezed her way into them and still looked fucking disgusting. The same can be said for this post pregnancy celebrity…

I am pretty out of touch and it is 5 am. I am drunk again and these are those pics…Asshole.

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Dita Von Tease is disgusting.

Speaking of disgusting, I was at the strip club tonight and I seem to go there at least once a week because it’s cheap. The last 4 times that I have been there, I’ve seen this group of fat chicks in the audience. One week they just watched then the next week they mustered up the courage to stick a couple bucks in their mouths and lie and stage, but the fattest of the fat chicks was too scared and ran off pissed off that her friends were having all the fun and she was just fat…anyway tonight was her big break, she got on stage and laid back, belly stickin’ out during a stageshow and the stripper grabbed her money and the fat bitch was probably feeling sexy for the first time in her life, then the stripper walked away and the fat girl walked off stage probably thinking she could have used that 5 dollars on a box of donuts instead of embarrassing herself in front of a room full of people….but I guess since I am a nice guy, it’s ok for people to live their dreams even if their dreams are as small minded as being a stripper when they are probably too fat to wipe their asses….

Point of the story is that I don’t think Dita Von Tease deserves the love she gets, it’s like she was a fat girl with 5 dollars between her teeth, when in reality she’s just a pale bitch with saggy used up titties…Here are those pics…

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These are some Uma Thurman Pics that I saw about a week ago, I am convinced they are old because let’s face it I am always late. I know I say this every fucking day and you fuckers must think this is groundhog day, but I’ve never seen the movie so it’s all new to me. The benefit of drinking yourself to a stupor allows for a nice break in the day. It also destroys your brain enough to forget what you’ve seen or posted…but for some reason I have a memory for the stupidest shit.

I was at the strip club with my lawyer again tonight and saw the same girls I see every week. One of them turned 18 a 2 months ago and was shy a month ago, now she’s friends with all the girl and rocks a lesbian show where she spits on her dancing partner’s cooch. Another one of them was in her late 20s and had huge tits she never pulled out because I am guessing her fresh c-section scar meant she was still breast feeding and she probably didn’t want to spray the crowd with her milk. Another one was about 60 lbs overweight and shoved an umbrella up her box and sucked it off to death metal, but the most interesting was the girl from a small town trying to make a name for herself in the “big” city. She told us about her peircings and about how she worked at the classiest club in her home town. She went into telling us the design of the stage didn’t work for her and she stood up and walked away with the thickest cankles I’ve ever seen….

Uma Thurman may not have cankles, but she’s a stripper to me and these are her pics.

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I’ve seen these pics floating around for the last could of days and waited on posting them for a while because I didn’t know if they were new or not and I’d hate to have to go on my site and dig through the archives looking to see what I’ve posted….So I waited for my cue and here are the pics.

I have been getting complaints that I write too much stripper content and I guess those people are right but it’s pretty much the only place I go when I leave my house. I don’t do it because I am a pervert or because I want to touch new young tit, I go because it makes for good content and because I find in therapeutic. It probably doesn’t make sense to the average person and I don’t think that it should, but you’re not the average person and you tune in for all my stories. I have been to hipster clubs, trendy clubs and local dives and nothing leaves me laughing like good night of strippers.

I am watching the People Vs Larry Flynt. Courtney Love just did her stage show and I wouldn’t stuff dollar bills down her panties cuz she’s fucking disgusting.

Speaking of disgusting, here’s some pics of Peneolope Cruz and some poofter doing the Nazi Salute.

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I am still in shock from this Paris Hilton scandal, not because I care, but because I am excited to watch the videos. I know they probably suck and that this is Billionaire Joe Francis’ brainchild but I don’t get out very much and watching celebs doing kilo’s of coke is amazing, even if it’s all staged. I like that it’s a glimpse into what you’d think the real world of celebrity is all about since it’s not the candy coated shit, even though this is what everyone wants to see and they will do amazing for publicity and a dollar I am all for seeing it. You gotta remember that being a celebrity is a well-oiled machine and things like this are all set up to make more people rich while playing all of you like fools, but I am all for seeing it. It’s like fake amateur porn, I still fucking love it even if the actors are paid and not really in a relationship….you get what I am saying here…right?

I wrote Paris a text message and got no answer….

Nice new site. I know it is staged. It’s the only way it makes sense. Hot tits

So I wrote Stavros a Message and got no answer….

Did Paris Give you Herpes…

I “designed” a shirt that says “I got fucked in the Butt For Coke – Paris Hilton” cuz I am funny and the dude who sold the URL ParisExposed got $400…

I may not have given you herpes, but could if you want, but I’d rather give you links that I checked out today…yes, there are a lot….but like I said, I don’t get out much.

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The story is that Paris Hilton put stuff in storage and never paid the 200 dollar bill. The company claimed her stuff as their own and is making it all public for a monthly fee of 40 dollars. Here’s what they have, including diary entries about how she gave some dude herpes and video of billionaire kids doing a Kilo of Coke off each other. It sounds like the biggest fucking scam since Rick Solomon’s sex tape scandal that she “NEVER” agreed to releasing, but seemed to have got paid a lot for releasing.I think bitch just wants a little more boost to her celebrity status..they do say fame is addictive and by they I mean the stripper who though she was famous because she had an old fat guy come in daily to see her. We’ve already seen her get fucked, the only think more embarrassing would be video of her shitting, which is probably something I’d come out of impotency to jerk off to.

Anyway. I don’t have a credit card and want access to this site. IF any of you have a credit card please sign up and email me all the goods!! I suggest only one of you does it because I’d hate to drive sales for these fuckers, especially since they aren’t paying me to post this possible scam.

SIGN UP then send me the goods…

Download the promo video for the site Paris Exposed HERE

Download the video paris in bed Paris Exposed HERE

Download the other paris in bed video Paris Exposed HERE

Download the video paris in bath Paris Exposed HERE

Download the RAR file that has 8 Videos in It Paris Exposed Here

Watch the video of her in the bath Paris Exposed HERE

Updated Links….at 5:27 EST Thursday. THis post is messy like my underwear….

Paris in Bed 1
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Paris in Bed 2
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Paris in Bath 1
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Paris in Bath 2
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Paris Bath 3
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Paris at the Computer
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Get Your “Fucked in the Butt Fo Coke” T-Shirt HERE

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I was about to post this picture of Jessica Simpson’s tit hanging out of her dress yesterday, but replaced it with a picture of Perez Hilton’s pink hair, despite what my really hot stepdaughter told me, while wearing her new sheer Brazilian bikini one of the guys she’s fucking bought her. Anyway, the reason I didn’t post was because I was convinced they were old. I know that never really stopped me in the past but I started getting tons of hate mail about how my shit is stale…not my actual shit which I try not to talk about because with liver problems and my shitty diet, stale shit has never really been an issue…getting it out and keeping it in has been. I guess my bowels are a lot like the sag in Jessica Simpson’s tit, which I love, because perky tits are for lesbians. I wrote something funny about how I hope she goes on tour with John Mayer and the plane goes down, not because I wish death upon people, but because I think it will be a romantic ending to a love affair based solely on her looks, and because John Mayer’s music makes me shit myself….it seemed funnier the first time around, it probably wasn’t.

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All you internet experts are going to rip into me because I have no idea who Kelly Brook is. I was sure she was the bitch in the Burger King commercials, but that’s another Brooke. What I do know is that she’s on Vacation, which is pretty creepy considering I have no idea who she is and she’s rockin a bikini with her big ol’ titties and relatively hot ass. I am usually drawn to tight bodied chicks because I am married to a fat thing, but the tight bodied chicks kinda look like dudes, so it’s nice to see some curvy girl who looks softer than my pillow, which isn’t saying much because it’s about 10 years old and has no more bounce left, but at 4 am, I am not so good at analogies…in reality I am never good at analogies….

Speaking of not being good….my friend told me that we should do stepTV episode of us going into an abortion clinic trying to get them to give us abortions or something. I thought that idea wouldn’t be funny. What would be funny is to puncture holes in people’s condoms to get the girls they banged knocked up and videotape the process. You know them getting the “we’re pregnant call” then going through the abortion convincing and ending up in the abortion clinic. It’d be my own kind of documentary. My friend said that’s why I am creepy. So I thought that standing outside an abortion clinic and interviewing girls going in and leaving would be gold. A little before an after action and he said that was sick….On the way in ask what brings them there today and on the way out ask if it was all they dreamt it would be. I was really just joking about the concept cuz I don’t think the content would be good, it’s a little too private and I am sensitive to people’s needs, but on paper it was a hell of a lot better than his idea.

Either way, here are the Kelly Brook pics…

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