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2006

09

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Some guy doesn’t seem to be a major fan of my stepLINKS or my choice in header pics. This is the email he sent in:

Dear Jesus –

You inspire me daily with your blogs. The thing that really makes you special is you enjoy looking at and posting pictures of ugly, fat, and old bitches. I don’t know about you but these bitches have a place in society, and that place is called McDonalds. So unless you plan on opening up a site that is geared towards dudes with baby dicks who tend to fuck fat chicks, keep the blown up pussy off the site. I would rather take a shit in my hand and then place that shit back up my ass then look at those fat sluts with titties that look like dog’s ears. These pictures may not offend you because you are actually married to a fat Ronald McDonald slut but for christ sakes man spare some of us readers who don’t like bigmac sauce on their bitches vaginas.

With Love –
JDickHead

I don’t really have much of a response to that other than I do what I want and if that includes posting fat old ladies taking topless pictures of themselves then that’s just the way it goes. I don’t really value any of the opinions/advice/etc that my 10 readers give me especially when that person fails to see see the humor in 2 old ladies taking topless pics of themselves or of a pussy made to look like a burger that fooled me. You really should do more productive things, like buy my t-shirts.. CUDDLES….

Shania Twain’s Got Rockin’ Cleavage…
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It’s Called Jew-Rave Cuz It Only Cost 5 cents to Make…Or Something Like That…
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Guy Doing a Little Dance Cuz That’s What People With Webcam’s Do…
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2 People Who Think They Are Party Monster, Trying To Imitate SomethIng Party Monster Would Do, Because Trying to Be Original and Different Enjoys Company from Other Posers Trying to be Original and Different. We All Saw the Movie, Now Fuck Off…
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Beyonce’s Face is Melting Off
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Weird Bi-Sexual Emo Kids….Naked…
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Photobucket Corset Action…
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The Same PhotoBucket Naked…
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Probably a Stripper or a PornStar…
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A friend said never bang a girl with 3 kids, cuz it means she keeps them….
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Girls Kissing Video Cuz It’s Been Done But Always Hot…
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Pink is a Man and Pink Wears Latex. I Think She Uses The Name Pink To Throw Us All Off, Making Us Think “No Real Man Would Name Himself Pink..It’s Too Girly”…That’s Just What She Wants…
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Britney Spears Explains Her Vagina
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Renee Zellweger is Disgusting
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Sofia Hyatt See Through Dress…I don’t know who she is…
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Kristen Bell Supports Breast Cancer…But Doesn’t Show Us Her Tits…
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Full Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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Lohan Did Instyle Magazine in October…These Are Some Candids From The Parking Lot….
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Some Stacy Keibler Pics
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Message Board Thread of the Day
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Hips Don’t Lie Compilation
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Buy Nothing on X-Mas you Jesus Hating Jew
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Pole Dance Practice
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RIP Guy From C-Net…
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Lame Fingering an Ass Video
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Here’s the Fashion Model Directory Forum…
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This is Gay
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This is Called Too Much Boob To Handle.
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Caught in the Clauset – Good One You Fucking Jock Retards – Why Don’t You Do Another Keg Stand and Get your Girlfriends to Make out With Each other While You Smash Your Head Against the Wall.
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One of my reader’s Crazy Fucking Art…
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Hipsters in the Netherlands…
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I wasn’t Going to Link This But It’s Too Fucking Ridiculous To Not Post
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3 bottles for the Price of One Means Lots of Sex For You And Your Friends…
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Russian Sunglasses for You To Love
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This Dude is From Barcelona…
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Russian Street Style
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Short Skirts in the Ukraine
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Iranian Streetstyle
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Russian Photography With Naked Chicks…Way Cooler Than Last Night’s Party
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Russian T-Shirts are Cooler than My T-Shirts
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Lookin Good Sweetheart…
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Almost Naked Art..
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Matt Is Gay
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A girl and a banana
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Rihanna In Arena Magazine
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Kristanna Loken Sex Scene
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Some Showgirls Gifs to Make You Giggle
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Submit your links HERE

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2006

08

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie Publicity Stunt of the Day

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There are pics of Paris and Nicole doing some sort of publicity stunt with some DJ AM looking piece of shit in a Santa Outfit. I find this so fucking obnoxious, but I am no authority on this kind of shit because if I was, I would probably be the one being written about, not doing the one doing the writing, provided you call this writing…..Either way, these girls are dirtbags and have banged a whole lot of men, and since they are famous, that means they don’t use condoms and with no condoms comes HPV.

Speaking of HPV, I went to the strippers last night and this is my conversation with one of the strippers who sat with me:

me – Can you get HPV from the Pole?

her – What’s HPV?

me – Genital Warts

her – Oh yeah, I get those all the time….

me – Nice, because if 80% of people have HPV, it’ the other 20% you want to stay away from cuz they are the minority, and you know what minority means…BAD….HPV is like designer jeans, where bitches are all like “what do you mean you passed you’re pap, that’s so lame, it’s all about pre-cancerous cells in your cervix these days, like get with it”……..

her – So do you want a dance?

me – Oh, I have no money, I probably should have told you that before you sat down.

And then she walked away…Here are the Christmas Pics, So get in the Christmas Spirit. Fuckers.


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2006

08

Dec

I am – Mung is Back of the Day….

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I can only assume MUNG doesn’t really keep up to date with the site, otherwise he’d know that some crazed dude from Argentina made a poem for him then went on to pretend to be MUNG in the comments because he missed MUNG’s retarded posts. I know that I didn’t really miss MUNG that much, but that’s because I am too busy trying not to suffocate keeping this site as top notch as it is. I spend a solid hour a day on this shit and I demand some fucking love.

Speaking of Love, I love you so much, I suggest you don’t waste your time reading this. If you are wondering why I am posting it, it’s a legacy to a time that once was, but more importantly it’s to show you how good I am at blogger. So without more rambling, here’s a TONED DOWN, OUT OF PRACTICE, LEFT HIS GAME AT HOME and by home I mean his parent’s Basement…MUNG….That was a shitty intro, but it’s 3 am and I just smoked a cigar and it’s giving me anxiety.Cuddles…

Hiya Jesus,

Remember me? Probably not. I have been gone for a while now but there was something deep down inside of me that made me feel that it was time for a comeback. I felt as though your site was lacking racism, derogatory comments to women, and drug references so I quit my job yesterday selling Subway coupons door to door to become a guest blogger. So on my new found day off I sat in my parents basement and dropped two hits of acid and watched old VHS tapes of when the “Movie Network” was sneak previewed one weekend back in 85′. Man there were some awesome movies back then. I had a few good ones on tape like “Clash of the Titans”, “Mr. Mom”, “The Money Pit” and “Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark”. Raiders was an awesome movie because it sorta had that religious edge to it. Remember that scene in Raiders where the nazi’s face melted because he looked at the light that emanated from the ark? I watched that scene in slo-mo 47 times yesterday. FUCKING AMAZING!!!! When I woke up this afternoon I couldn’t get the image of the melting face out of my head and I knew that I had seen that face somewhere other than “Raiders of the Lost Ark”.

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Does anyone actually miss me?

Good one MUNG…Real Fucking Talent…Speaking of talent, here are some pics of Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh ruining my Christmas Spirit.

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2006

08

Dec

I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe It In 10 Words or Less

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I feel bad because I got 2 submissions for this feature and I misplaced the good one and seem to have deleted the email so I am forced giving Dr Pepper a free product plug. I can only assume this fucker works for the company and this is another example of me giving into these marketing people for free because I just assume no one would ever care about reaching out to my readers and by readers I mean you. If I could ever convince a brand like Nike or Coke or American Express to sponsor this feature, I think that would make me a superstar, but until the day that you see stepBOX brought to you by Audi of the Day, I remain not so much of a superstar and by not so much I mean … not at all… Fuckers.

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2006

08

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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My site is running slow.. but I need to post these links…so this took me an hour to get up and they are fucking awesome, if awesome to you means shit…because I suck at steplinks…I am forced to watch the OC as I go through all of this pain of being the coolest site on the internet and there was just a gay scene with some comic book loser that reminded me of all the celebrity bloggers out there…it’s nice to see closet case, comic book and action figure collecting virgins, accepting their fate…Here are my links….


Sarah Harding as Santa Clause
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Lucy Clarkson in a Thong on the Beach
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LastNightsPartyUrbanPinup SUCKS
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Who the Hell is Isabel Lucas?
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Baltimore Flashing Sequence…
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Some Girl Dances in Her Underwear Like an Idiot…
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Sneak Peak of “We Ride” airing at 11PM on Friday 12/8:
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Merry Christmas Webcam Girl Compilation for All You Mindless Retarded College Kids…I Only Say that Cuz I Hate Cam Girls..They are So Fucking Tacky in their G-Strings and Cheap Club Gear…
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This May Be Old, But I Love Pandas and It’s New To Me…
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Some People Dancing Like Idiots for Myspace
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Is this Deniro’s Daughter or is this His Son?
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History of Snowboarding in 2 Minutes…
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Some Girl Dancing in the Underwear Section of a Department Store
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Argentina Kids Rockin’ Out to an Iron Maiden Song. I Never Listened to Iron Maiden so I Don’t Know if This is Any Good…but I do know that they are better than me….
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I have been trying to get in the Christmas Spirit for the Last 3.5 Years…Alvin and the Chimpmunks Singing with Normal Voices Didn’t Help…
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Some Girl Shaking Her Ass In American Apparel Shorts
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This is the Picture of the Day
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This is a Nipple
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Celeb Corsets
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I had to look at this Twice
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Guy and His Real Dolls on Youtube…Amazing
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Joel Madden is Dating Nicole Richie…Who Cares..
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Here’s som Nikki Ziering Bikini Action
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Stripping is Art in Norway
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A Whole Lot Of Lohan News…
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Did I Post These Paris Hilton in UMM Magazine Pics Yet?
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This is my StepSITE of the Day
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Fat Girl From Myspace Who Turned Down a StepINTERVIEW with me…
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Bill Hicks is Some Legendary Comedian who Died in the 90s. I Only Heard About this Year…This is His Video on The War on Drugs
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2006

07

Dec

I am – Drunken stepFAN of the Day

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I didn’t know whether I should post this in my stepLINKS or give it a post of it’s own, because let’s face it, it’s not that interesting to the average user but it is interesting to me. My FIRST POST EVER from November 2004 asked you to send in pics of naked girls you knew because that’s the kind of fans I was lookin’ for and since then I have had a handful of hot pics sent to me, but lost them all when my computer was stolen and NONE of them ever had writing on them…I’m talkin’ customized FAN ART…

Either way, this is the email I got:

Jesus,

Imagine this
On top of your fat drunken ass.

I won’t even ask for a free t-shirt.

Let’s hope this has a snowball effect and that all you fuckers start sending me in FAN ART…..You better cuz I just started a new section for this kinda thing. That’s called forward thinking.

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2006

07

Dec

I am – Necro in Montreal Lovin' Titties of the Day

This is a video someone sent me from the Necro show in Montreal, in it Necro molests some girl’s tits in front of her boyfriend and it’s pretty fucking funny. I first heard of Necro years ago and actually thought he was fucking awesome…he was hardcore and sadistic, but his music got old fast. I don’t want to listen to some fat dude rant about porn stars and raping bitches. I’d rather be a fat guy who writes a shitty website for unappreciative people who don’t buy my ugly fucking t-shirt or my Get Laid For Cheap Potion.

Either way, watch the video….


BONUS:

Necro in Toronto – Better Than My Video…
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Necro in Toronto – Another Better Video Than Mine – I’m Talking Way Fucking Better – I’m Talking 10 Girls From the Audience Naked – Better…Holy Shit…Necro is Amazing…
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2006

07

Dec

I am – Necro in Montreal Lovin’ Titties of the Day

This is a video someone sent me from the Necro show in Montreal, in it Necro molests some girl’s tits in front of her boyfriend and it’s pretty fucking funny. I first heard of Necro years ago and actually thought he was fucking awesome…he was hardcore and sadistic, but his music got old fast. I don’t want to listen to some fat dude rant about porn stars and raping bitches. I’d rather be a fat guy who writes a shitty website for unappreciative people who don’t buy my ugly fucking t-shirt or my Get Laid For Cheap Potion.

Either way, watch the video….


BONUS:

Necro in Toronto – Better Than My Video…
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Necro in Toronto – Another Better Video Than Mine – I’m Talking Way Fucking Better – I’m Talking 10 Girls From the Audience Naked – Better…Holy Shit…Necro is Amazing…
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2006

07

Dec

I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe it in 10 Words or Less of the Day

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This is the best submission to date, not cuz there is peen in it, but because of the irony of the whole thing. I can’t believe people say my readers are idiots when you guys always impress me like this….

Here is my vagina picture,

This time a picture is attached. (side effect of being a drunken fool I’m afraid)

Keep on Slugging, Slugger.

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2006

07

Dec

I am – Elizabeth Hurley Showin Off Tit of the Day

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Here are some pics of Elizabeth Hurley at the Harrod’s Beach and Children’s Wear Launch in London on December 6th.

I used to work at a carpet store until my boss got caught jerkin off in window display on the persian rugs, but that’s only because expensive tapestry drove him crazy, motherfucker loved the product he was selling so fucking much that it got him off. me up the fucking wall.

I used to know a guy who loved things in his ass. All he would ever talk about was how awesome it felt and no matter how disgusted we were by his stories, we’d always be impressed with some of the shit he shoved up in his junk. He happened to work in a restaurant on breakfast shift and he fucking loved his job…so much that he’d shove the kitchen utensils in his ass why cooking. One day he got caught shoving a strip of breakfast sausages in his ass and he got fired…I didn’t think it was a big deal, it’s not like he was shoving pancake batter up his ass and farting it out on a pan….

Either way, I only wish this post did what carpets did for my boss, or what pancake mix did to my cook friend. These tits are floppy and the lady is in her 40s and that’s okay if you’re 60 which I’m not.

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