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2006
20
Sep
I am – stepMUSIC: Lily Allen – Shame For You
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2006
20
Sep
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I was talking to some girl from Singapore who reads this site…this is the conversation and she’s got nothing to do with the girl in the above picture…
Her:
do you know how many ppl complain when i refer them to your site
they tell me like trash ppl like you should be dead
cause you think your dirty words make you sophisticated
when it doesnt
Me:
what are you talking about?
when have i ever said i am sophisticated
you’re just a bunch of immigrants who don’t get what’s up
Her:
immigrants from?
Me:
not north american or europe
your part of the world is not for me
you aren’t even human to me
Her:
thanks alot
Me:
the way you speak the english language, the music you listen to, everything you do is so immigrant.
Her:
Bye
That was boring and so are these links…
Kelly Brook in Lingerie…
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This is some Young Yotube Slag Stripping
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Same Girl Doin’ it Again…
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And Again…..
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I don’t know what this is a gallery of or if you can access it….
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Girls Gone Wild University Coming Soon….
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Joe Simpson is Paparazzi
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This is some dirty bag model named Daniella Urzi lookin Hot…
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Here are some Hospital Pics of Lohan:
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Ronaldo’s Ex-Wife Having Sex and Grabbin’ Her Boyfriends Cock on the Beach and in the Ocean. They are Brazilian so she’s really a tranny with AIDs…Just how it goes down…..
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Someone wrote this about her: she has a face to make you gay, but an ass to bring you back.
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Paparazzi Would Annoy the Fuck Out of Me
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Keeley Hazell Has Ugly Fucking Friends. Typical.
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San Francisco Music Conference
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Get in line….for the next Myspace
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This dude doesn’t have me in his blogroll – Fuck Him
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Some Bitch Posing Like A Turkey…Bitch is Naked..
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Here is some Found Porn that wasn’t meant to be porn…
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Some German Bitch Named Regina Deutinger in Oktoberfest 2006 Playboy
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Funny Picture of the Day
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Asia Argento Pulling a Thong Out of Her Ass for You
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Porno Sound Effects Guy
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Dude Caught Trying to Record His GF Fuck Him…Looks fake and is old
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Lots of Celebrity Bitches In Compromising Postions
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Vampire Wedding Pictures…..Weird as Shit….
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This is the Playboy Model Aaron Carter Proposed to and is Slated to Marry in the Next 6 Months. Naked.
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Willie Nelson’s Gone and Got Himself Busted for Drugs
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Nice Tattoo Ex Meth Addict
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I love this post your ex girlfriend in compromising positions shit. I’d never do it, but love looking at the pics you jealous bastards post
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Famous Rappers in the VIP Room
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Some call this winning the lottery…I call it every weekend
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Anna Nicole Smith’s Son is Still Dead…
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There is a New Energy Drink Called Cocaine
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Fergie Tells Fags to Quit Meth
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Rosario Dawson’s Tongue…
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stepSITE of the Day
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Another Dan From Roseanne T-Shirt
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Add Me To Myspace
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2006
19
Sep
I am – Steve Tyler is a Clown of the Day
I am trying to get into the shower so I can go outside for a bit. I need to wash because I can smell my ass as I type this and that is gross even though I love my stink. Winter is going to be here soon and I wasted my whole summer trying to make myself famous with this site. Too much computer is the devil.
Then these Steven Tyler and his slut pictures made their way into my inbox and I had to post them. I hate Aerosmith, but anyone who rock’s those pants with a young bitch by his side has got to be a rockstar. I consider most people who have the balls to dress like fools to be rockstars, like the homeless dude down the street from me who wears a Year 2000 Gold Top Hat every fucking day. I always tell him he’s a star. Steven Tyler is actually a rockstar though. Now look at the pics and deal with this shitty post. I haven’t eaten yet because of you.
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2006
19
Sep
I am – Victoria Beckham Nipples of the Day
These are some brand new Victoria Beckham Nipples for the day. Because all the lame sites were writing about her “fake” nip slip yesterday, and unlike virgin’s, I don’t zoom into ULTRA HIGH QUALITY pics, looking for a little areola to get off to. I wait for the nipple to smack me in the face like in these pictures. I guess bitch is striving to get some male attention because when your husband is a poofter it’s hard to feel desirable or sexy. Nothing a little sheer top won’t change. I could cum to titty back in 1990, but I’m so desenitized I can’t even get it up anymore. Speaking of not getting it up scroll past the Beckham pics for MUNG’s post of the day. He’s like the credits at the end of the movie. Only the losers read them.
BONUS: Beckham’s Mom and Fat Sister. I Guess when growing up, she was the Ball and He was the Player
And Now Mung:
Today must be my birthday. I am pretty sure my birthday was 3 months ago, but apparently not. I could have sworn that 3 months ago I was wearing a birthday hat, sitting on perverts row alone with a Strawberry Daquiri in hand, watching a pregnant toothless indian dancing to Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin”, but apparently not. You see, the reason I think it is my birthday today is because I opened my e-mail and found these little gems. Now usually Christina doesn’t do much for my pathetic excuse for a child’s penis because she normally looks like an abused hooker on meth, but these pictures made my testicles tingle and my underwear sticky. I have decided to print these photos out and post them on my headboard, that way when I am making love to the hole in my mattress that I packed with lean ground beef, it will sorta feel like I am making sweet passionate love to her beaten up mickey mouse club vagina.
Happy Birthday to me. Now go fuck off.
MUNG
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2006
19
Sep
I am – Lohan’s All Broken and Shit of the Day
Here are some pics of Lohan covering her broken wrist. I’d like to wish her a speedy recovery and to remember when jerking off herself or others, she can always rock the other hand. I have read a few articles on people with medical fetishes , there’s a whole community based on getting off to people in casts or on stretchers. Now, I know you can’t control what gives you a boner and I guess this shit is harmless in the grand scheme of thing, just don’t let your one night stand see the mock-doctor’s office that you’ve set up in your basement to live out the fantasy. I have a feeling that will not go over as well as you hope. I also realize that the chances of you being able to afford a medical table and equipment is about as likely as you being able to land a one night stand. That’s why I am not worried. Have you seen the movie Crash, no about cops and car accidents that won an academy award while sucking my cock, I’m talking the other Crash that was about people who get off to cripples and accident victims. Well if that’s your fetish, a broken wrist to Lohan is like a head on collision, leaving you paralized to the avereage person. She’s over-dramatic like that.
Speaking of movies, I found this movie idea on my old hard drive. I am not going to lie, I have wanted to write a movie the last 10 years, and after reading this idea, you’ll realize why I am sitting in a shitty apartment writing this post and not the creepy dude next to Lohan in these pics.
Character driven film showing the events that follow in a man and woman’s life after a drunken one-night stand results in pregnancy. The film compare the man and woman’s views in dealing with this situation. The woman wants to keep the baby and has baby showers, shopes for baby clothes and chooses the baby’s names, while attempting to get closer to the father, while the man wants to get rid of the burden and plots different ways to avoid her, including moving and changing his name. He decides the best strategy is to try to force her to miscarry. In trying to eliminate the baby, the man ends up falling in love with her, they have a shotgun wedding and live happily ever after.
After reading that, I don’t know why I haven’t been signed yet. That’s a genius fucking story. I call it a love story of today’s generation. Now look at the Lohan pics while I sit her bitter that everyone is out to get me.
PS – I am only posting my next post after I see 10 comments in this post. That’s how my cue is gonna work. Go fuck yourself.
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2006
19
Sep
I am – Lohan’s All Broken and Shit of the Day
Here are some pics of Lohan covering her broken wrist. I’d like to wish her a speedy recovery and to remember when jerking off herself or others, she can always rock the other hand. I have read a few articles on people with medical fetishes , there’s a whole community based on getting off to people in casts or on stretchers. Now, I know you can’t control what gives you a boner and I guess this shit is harmless in the grand scheme of thing, just don’t let your one night stand see the mock-doctor’s office that you’ve set up in your basement to live out the fantasy. I have a feeling that will not go over as well as you hope. I also realize that the chances of you being able to afford a medical table and equipment is about as likely as you being able to land a one night stand. That’s why I am not worried. Have you seen the movie Crash, about cops and car accidents that won an academy award while sucking my cock, I’m talking the other Crash that was about people who get off to cripples and accident victims. Well if that’s your fetish, a broken wrist to Lohan is like a head on collision, leaving you paralized to the avereage person. She’s over-dramatic like that.
Speaking of movies, I found this movie idea on my old hard drive. I am not going to lie, I have wanted to write a movie the last 10 years, and after reading this idea, you’ll realize why I am sitting in a shitty apartment writing this post and not the creepy dude next to Lohan in these pics.
Character driven film showing the events that follow in a man and woman’s life after a drunken one-night stand results in pregnancy. The film compare the man and woman’s views in dealing with this situation. The woman wants to keep the baby and has baby showers, shopes for baby clothes and chooses the baby’s names, while attempting to get closer to the father, while the man wants to get rid of the burden and plots different ways to avoid her, including moving and changing his name. He decides the best strategy is to try to force her to miscarry. In trying to eliminate the baby, the man ends up falling in love with her, they have a shotgun wedding and live happily ever after.
After reading that, I don’t know why I haven’t been signed yet. That’s a genius fucking story. I call it a love story of today’s generation. Now look at the Lohan pics while I sit her bitter that everyone is out to get me.
PS – I am only posting my next post after I see 10 comments in this post. That’s how my cue is gonna work. Go fuck yourself.
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2006
19
Sep
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I am watching Oprah and she is doing a lesbian roadtrip in a Chevy with Gayle. I love watching her being followed by a whole crew/entourage with maps and ear pieces, giving her directions. Not quite the road trip you’d be going on, but then again you aren’t Oprah.
I got this email from some kind of genius:
So I have been given a few celeb phone numbers and I have been calling and texting them from my neighbor’s cell phone, since I can’t really afford one. He’s in on this with me because I am sure what we are doing isn’t illegal, it’s too funny to be illegal. I decided to send Paris, Nicole, Kimmy Stewart and Lohan a message to make them think they were getting “accidental” messages from a man to his mistress. This is what I wrote:
I miss you today more than I did yesterday. Our love burns my soul when I am not with you. The first time we kissed, i knew we were connected at the soul. I wish it happened before I met my cunt wife, then I could always be with you….
The first response came about 10 mins later from some menacing dude named Vinnie who called me to interrogate me about who I am and how I should be scared of him. I was uncomfortable with him calling me at 4 am. I was in bed and wasn’t feeling the conversation so I didn’t rip into him like I normally would have. I couldn’t record it – which is too bad because it was funny but that’s just what happens when you are me.
Paris Replies:
Who is this?
I reply and go to bed :
What’s up with pretending you don’t know! I am in bed my angel, wishing you were here instead of this pig of a woman. Did you just have some cha-chi motherfucker call me as a joke? Talk soon. Cuddles and Love.
I send this earlier this afternoon:
Angel…sorry I took so long to get back to you. I had to do damage control with the wife. She read last night’s msg saying she was a cunt. She wasn’t made about us though! I will be in Maryland next weekened to be with you. I can’t wait. Love you.
Paris Replies:
Who do you think you’re writing?
I reply:
Brenda, quit messing around. We met in July when I came to Maryland. We’ve been in myspace love since February. We ate crab. You’re so silly. Last night you had Vinnie call me and now this. You are a real joker and they’s why I am leaving my wife for you.
Paris Replies:
This isn’t Brenda, I don’t know what ur talking about. I’ve never been to maryland so don’t leave your wife for nothing.
So I write:
What do you mean this isn’t Brenda this is the number you gave me on Friday. You said it was your new cell. Are you telling me that she is trying to avoid me? I was ready to drop everything for her and I still am cuz I know you’re testing me. So funny! This is why I love you.
That’s probably the end of that. Speaking of end – here are some steplinks to end your day with a smile:
They call Camille an Avant- Garde Singer – I call Her Kitchen Garbage.
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Shakira Puts Her Legs Behind Her Head is Some Human Pretzel Slutty Kind of Way
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Mary Kate is Territorial When It Comes To The Men She’s Fuckin….We can All Blame Paris
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I never understood Weird Al – But I did Once Knew a Dude with a Man Crush Him. He ever had a Claymation model he made of him. That’s some Restraining order kind of shit. This is Weird Al’s new Music Video.
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Old Janet Jackson in FHM Pics
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Wynona Rider’s Skin Cancer Naked Billboard from Last Week
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Mary Carey Rides the Sybian at the Howard Stern Show. She’s Pretty Gross But This is Still Hot Because Both Her Parents are Retarded and she passes out.
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Burning Man is Some Weird Shit – Here’s a Gallery from this Year’s Event….
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Here are Some Pics of Jenya from Met Art Naked
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The Stoners Guide to Amsterdam – I didn’t check the site, I am just linking it
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Beckham Shows Off Her Panties
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Sexy Links To Get You Through the Night
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700,000 People Have Seen This Panty Video, Have you?
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2 Ugly Girls Dancing Video….
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Check out these Hot Slags All Wet on Spanish TV
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Kelly Brook Bikini from Last Week
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Kristen Cavalari Myspace Pics
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Interesting Scene at the Bar
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Girls Showering Used to Be a Fetish of Mine
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Open Bar in Austin and there’s no Nipple…
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Vote on the Booble Girl Contest NOW
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Dan From Roseanne on My Shirt – NO WAY!!
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Diaper Porn
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Whore Submission 9
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Pheromones Get Losers Laid
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Speaking of Losers – Here’s Zini’s Gallery – HA – I am Joking – I love Zini
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This is a DO where I come From
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Self Pic of the Day
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This person has a diaper fetish
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Hot Girl From Montreal Who I’ve Never Met
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A little bellydrop action
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2006
18
Sep
I am – Heidi Klum has Jungle Fever of the Day
Not only does bitch having babies for the black man, but she also hires them to carry her umberella. Either she is re-living the slave era where the daughter of a plantation owner falls in love and gets knocked up by one of the cotton pickers and runs off with him and his singing brothers on the underground railway to Canada, or she’s integrating herself into the black scene to better understand the culture to help raise her baby. Or maybe she just relates to black people because she’s German and German’s are the black sheep of Europe. I am not going to get into this “once you go black you never go back” bullshit beause Heidi may be blonde but her ass isn’t fat enough for that. On that note, here’s a comment claiming I am a racist who can’t spell:
this has to be the dumbest article i have ever read.the guy who wrote it, must be a meth addict or a heroin junkie.the article is almost impossible to understand, and it has numerous falsehoods.one being,the hearsts ownership of ESPN,which is owned by ABC/Disney.another falsehood, is lydia being a ford model, which she is not.Maybe, you should work on your grammar and fact checking, because nobody cares if a complete moron is being racist.
My Response:
Models.com Claims Lydia Hears is a Ford Model GO
HearstCorp.com Claims that ESPN is their Flagship Porperty GO
So stop trying to shit on my fucking parade, we all knowing dissing someone’s grammar or spelling online is the weakest dis there is, especially when you write like this: “the guy who wrote it, must be a meth addict or a heroin junkie.” or “Maybe, you should work on your grammar and fact checking, because nobody cares if a complete moron is being racist.” Idiot.
PS. I am not Racist, I am funny. There’s a difference.
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2006
18
Sep
I am – Shakira Trying to Rock Out of the Day
I was just watching episodes of Degrassi the Next generation, I know you have this shit in the USA. It’s talent show day and I just saw the cunt who looks like a elf do some kind of experimental dance. Now there’s a fat girl and some hooker looking girl in a glittery shirt singing and dancing a fool. The point of all this is to say that I would rather see them perform than see Shakira rock a guitar. I don’t even know where the guitar entered her act, I remember when she couldn’t handle English, but seduced record execs by singing about her breasts, while giving them her freshly farmed family cocaine. She was a song and dance act.
Speaking of a song and dance act that introduced a guitar and ruined themself doing it, I bring you MUNG. He left some of the best comments on the site, I actually laughed at some of them and I never laugh, and he decided it was time to start posting. Unfortunatly, the posts aren’t as rockin’ as the comments once were…From now on, we call him Shakira.
Hi Jesus,
I have decided to let you write posts now because people say I should stick to writing comments instead of writing posts. I guess my dream of being a blogger on someone else’s website has been crushed by your readers. Tell them thanks a lot! As for my drug experiment, it actually went quite horribly. I hadn’t smoked hash oil in about ten years and I decided to smoke the entire vial to myself. After the fifth joint my eyes began shutting and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas began feeling like real life…then I snapped out of my drug enhanced state and realized I wasn’t with a gun who could steal cars, pick up prostitutes, fuck them, beat them with a purple dildo until they were bleeding out every orifice of their body, and then take my money back. It sure would be a lot cooler if my life was like that and I wasn’t an overweight, balding, unemployed loser who lives in his parents basement and smokes hash oil and tells people he has never met about his experience doing it. After about 9 hours of playing PS2 I decided to shut it down @ 5:30 AM and I went to bed. I didn’t get up until 4:00PM the next day and I felt unmotivated to do anything. I was hungry but didn’t have the energy to peel my face off the pillow on my couch.
I guess I would have to say my experience with hash oil was pretty brutal. It made me feel like my life was more worthless than usual. Now I owe Patterson 20 bucks. I probably won’t pay him. He usually forgets about the people he spots anyways. Now I have to find a new drug to try this Friday. Someone by the name of drphilgood mentioned cat tranquilizers. I think it might be a good idea. Oh well, I thought I would let you know how it went. Nobody seems to care about this shit anyways but you will post it because I know you have nothing better to write and talk about because your life is just as hideous as mine.
Now go fuck off,
MUNG
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