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2020

20

May

Lindsey Vonn in a One Piece of the Day

I am late to the game on this one, it was posted 3 Days ago.

I guess I am not a big enough Lindsey Vonn fan to track her every move on social media, but I figure why not showcase a retired Olympian who people think is hot, in part because she’s an American sports hero who still looks like a woman, but also because she is into black dudes, and everyone likes a little black on blonde action, why else would they have that porn category if it wasn’t an important thing.

From my perspective, Lindsey Vonn only has sex with black people, or variations of black people, like Tiger Woods, unless that’s just part of her marketing efforts knowing that kids are into hip hop culture to give her some edge.

Where I just think she’s athletic and lame pussy white dudes can’t keep up with her needs…her threshold for pain is high, which we know from her ski injuries and recovery, her vagina can take in some volume, but most importantly her strong legs from all that skiing, some muscle memory shit…can ride….and why waste that on a motherfucker who can’t hang….she needs eager, athletic enough to destroy her to get off….and here you can look at the side of her tit.

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2020

20

May

Nina Dobrev in Mexican Black Face of the Day

Nina Dobrev posted up a bunch of pics of what I am going to assume is some racist fuckign shit, but like all things in life, people are inconsistent as fuck and selective in their activism…so Universities selling Indian food made by white people trigger protests…white girls going to prom in a Chinese dress even though everything is made in China…the Chinese want you in their dress even if it mocks their culture so long as you buy it…ALL dresses are Chinese dresses….triggers protest…but rocking a Sombrero is cool…because Mexicans don’t care if white people mock their culture…they just want the white folk there for Spring Break…even if it consists of them culturally appropriating…

Now I am not a believer in Cultural Appropriation, that’s some white person problems that aren’t real problems because they are so fucking coddled…the whole idea of humans borrowing from each other seems like a normal and smart thing…it’s not like they are in black face making SAMBO voices….wearing a Sombrero isn’t any of that…

BUT if you are going to get mad at people for culturally appropriating one thing, let’s fucking cancel ALL these motherfuckers for every THING….it’s not like we have anything better to do.

So here’s Nina being a fucking RACIST in a SOMBRERO with no respect to the MARIACHI culture….cunt.

She might as well be in Nazi uniform….cunt.

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2020

13

May

Britney Spears Yoga Shorts of the Day

Britney Spears Yoga

Britney Spears’ father said that she has dementia in court documents, which is hilarious on one level, since he’s been pulling the mental health card from every angle to retain control over her. Apparently it was in reference to her wanting babies and he put a stop to that because she’s got enough damn babies and they just bite into his profits…

She’s had a pretty crazy story of being abducted in plane sight, everyone just watching her sing and dance ignoring that she’s held in captivity for her family, that are basically human traffickers, all because the smoke and mirrors or light show of fame and fortune distracted people…they forget that the family is ghetto trash and if she didn’t make it at Disney, they’d be letting his bowling buddies run train on her for a case of beer…they may be rich as shit now thanks to exploiting their kid, but that doesn’t delete the pimping pervert trailer trash with a hustle….

Thanks to that hustle, this pussy is top shelf not bargain basement and affordable with foodstamps…now watch the near 40 year old stretch that pussy / spread that pussy proper.

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2020

05

May

Nina Dobrev Bikinis of the Day

Nina Dorbev is fed up of staying indoors, so she’s gone out to her backyard in a bikini to pretend she’s in CABO…because she’s doesn’t really understand struggle, which is funny, considering she’s from some Communist country and her parents were likely raised in those communist struggles, before moving her to Canada to steal our jobs, thanks to lax immigration laws….

Her real name is NIKOLINA, from Sofia (Richie) Bulgaria, but CANADA is where she got her start to be the vapid cunt who writes shit about the struggle of being kept indoors in her LA house….while people are out there dying and struggling to fucking eat…

I guess like all first generation immigrants, the parents try to make the kids assimilate as hard as they can forgetting the war torn Bulgaria they are from….

It’s pretty risky to post anything in these times, yet these cunts seem to be pretty good at being offensive…but luckily the bikinis make it all ok….

Nina Dobrev was also in Shorts? OK….

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2020

04

May

Sofia Richie’s Skinny Friend in a Bikini of the Day

Sofia Richie was out on the beach with some girl who makes her look fat. I am not sure who the skinny friend in the bikini is, but she’s definitely making Sofia Richie look a little boxy. Not that Sofia Richie gives a fuck, they’ve got photoshop to fix that for her IG feed, and her IG feed is “LIFE” man.

The legitimate daughter of Lionel Richie, not the daughter Lionel found in the dumpster outside one of his shows, is killing it on social media relevance all thanks to fucking a Kardashian and being an offshoot secondary character on their show because that’s what is important in life.

She has an inheritance of a couple hundred million dollars assuming Lionel ever dies, she’s got all the access and resources in the world, yet she chooses to be the offshoot character from a Kardashian reality show.

I think that sums up what is wrong with this generation, but what isn’t wrong with any of them…is the bikini pics and the sluttiness…I mean these girls are all basically pornstars…and it’s socially accepted…weird times for them, but not weird times for us who get to stare at all their half nakedness.

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2020

27

Apr

Hailey Clauson in a Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Hailey Clauson claims to be 25 years, she’s probably about 46 years old, but that could just be the face injections. Her wikipedia is basically all fucking lies, so who knows what is real…

What I do know is that she was trying to be a model when she was a teenager, she got a gig with hipster photographer named Jason Lee Perry who has done a lot of shit, for Urban Outfitters when she was not quite 18. Her dad was on set, they were fully cool with the shoot, signed off on teh shoot, but when Urban Outfitters published the pics…they sued for like 50 millions.

Settled out of court, I’m not a lawyer but if you’re suing for 50 million for exploiting a child…you can assume she probably got 5-10 million….this was in 2012.

She then coasted for 4 years and by coasted I mean got fat, but thanks to Sports Illustrated low standards and her ability to live off her settlement while trying to continue modeling, she was able to get the cover…become a SWIM model or a Lingerie model, even though Sports Illustrated has zero influencer…and LOOK AT HER NOW….in a bunch of fucking lingerie…looking alright for some weathered bitch who has sued clients and photographers but hasn’t been blacklisted because believe all women unless they go against BIDEN…in which case LIARS!

She looks alright.

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2020

20

Apr

The Frontliners Flashing in Scrubs of the Day

All we are hearing about in the media is how special and heroic the frontliners are because they are on the frontlines…

Most people working in public health or really anything public are typically only there for the job security, benefits and are in fact lazy and just do these jobs for the pay check and not for their passion of changing diapers or being amongst the sick….

That applies to doctors also….and cops…They aren’t there to make the world a better place, if anything they are there to do nothing until they are forced to do something…all while abuseing their power or live above the law….to benefit themselves.

Tthis isn’t about cops, or about doctors…it is about the nurses…and not slandering the nurses who instead of quitting their jobs, are still going to work in healthcare, basking in the attention they are getting by being nice enough to take a minute out of their busy and crazy days as they theoretically risk their lives to help save lives…which is hero work…to flash their pussies in nude selfies they upload to the internet…which is the actual hero work….

Perverts need as many people from as many professions naked, whether that profession is trending now or not….

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2020

14

Apr

Malin Ackerman Swimsuit of the Day

Malin Ackerman Swimsuit

The nice thing about the pandemic is that you know which celebs are calling the paparazzi….and staging their bullshit publicity stunts…

Like Malin Ackerman.

Basically, celebs going to the grocery stores when they pay personal assistants to do everything including wiping their asses in some cases, life as a celebrity personal assistant would be fucking hell…yet here they are out there doing their groceries all of a sudden…while in masks so that you can’t even distinguish which celeb is which…but the paparazzi just “KNOW”….it’s some real fucking bullshit…

Then there’s Malin Ackerman….

Who no one gives a fuck about anymore now that she’s in her 40s, but in her younger years was the eye candy needed to make movies better.

She’s just randomly walking out to her car, that is visible from the street, for the paparazzi that just happen to be posting up at her house because Malin Ackerman is such an A-List name…while they arent posting up at actual A-List houses because they know they don’t have a 1 pm scheduled bathing suit appearance.

I get it, celebrities are whores dying for relevance, even when they’ve had major success, they want to keep the lies alive…

I don’t mind it, because an old celebrity ass is still an ass….not that Malin Ackerman is really that much of a celebrity but you know what I mean..

It’s just a reminder that it’s all desperate and pathetic and thus hilarious….

Shamelessness isn’t reserved for those girls of instagram trying so hard to get famous…it’s for the already famous too.

Society is so fucked.

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2020

13

Apr

Bella Hadid Nudes of the Day

Bella Hadid Nudes

Bella Hadid posted up these pictures, that may be branded as a collab with VOGUE, but that are really just her doing barely elaborate nude selfies, posing in front of a dozen dead roses, high concept….so edgy.

The COVID crisis has turned all on the fence whores into full on sex workers, I think more nudes are being produced now than ever before, so I find it offensive that this trashy rich kid’s nudes are packaged as art and fashion, allowing her to be an “it-girl” despite looking like a hard faced dude…when all the other nudes are smut….

Not that the hypocrisy really bothers me, I’ve been posting up nude celebrity content for years, content they produce and I’m labelled a porn site, even though the images live on Instagram.

I am used to the “you’re porn, even though this is not porn by any other measure”….but I still think it’s some bullshit, mainly because these nudes suck, stop paying some trashy rich kid to be an “it-girl” when she’s zero compelling, zero hot, and zero fucking interesting..not to mention her nudes, whether for fashion or not, are fucking garbage…embarrassing even….catalog it low hanging fruit that it is.

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2020

13

Apr

Blanca Blanco Scary Easter Bunny of the Day

Blanca Blanco Scary Easter Bunny

We have had >PHOEBE PRICE, and FRENCHY MORGAN mock the sanctity of celebrity…by getting into silly themed costumes, whether for COVID or EASTER or BOTH, because celebrity is a fucking joke…and if you move to LA to get as close as you can to the glitz of celebrity, you might as well make the most of your obscurity and produced themed content for the paparazzi to sell to low hanging fruit magazines, or for you to post on social media you barely have any fans on, because you’re not compelling enough of a shameless opportunist in her 40s being slutty by wearing costumes.

The only difference with Blanca Blanco than the other low hanging fruit, 40 year old clickbaiters, is that she’s actually worked as an actress…look at her now!

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Blanca Blanco Scary Easter Bunny

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