Here’s a compilation of QUARANTiTS, get it, like QUARANTINE…only with tits, instead of TINES…genius really…

With sluts making up a huge percentage of the female population, boredome, out of work, wanting to make money

I’ve compiled the best, funniest, weirdest nudes of girls posting nudes with the #quarantine on various questionable websites.

Pandemics bring out the best of people, left to their own devices without work or school or distractions like the gym or shopping for new outfits or planning dinner parties, or going out to bars, shows, events….to online dating….to get in the way…

Just them, whoever they are in quarantine with, a cellphone with camera because it’s not Y2K, it’s Pandemic….get your mass hysteria right and a whole lot of normalization of being a sex worker, getting naked for a crowd, like sexting 1000s instead of one ungrateful loser who they came across online and who writes bootleg 50 Shades of Grey style Game of Thrones LARPING fan fiction….when he’s not working as a bagger at the grocery store to fund his videogames and fetish porn addiction. LARPING costs money motherfuckers. The costumes alone

Point being, I don’t understand why people who aren’t trying to sell nudes, are posting nudes, especially those who look a little TOO real, but I’ll take it…and post it…for you to take it.

The 55 year old with her gut and sloppy tits showing her massive bush…when she should be baking cookies…is beyond weird to me…but I like watching…

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Alya Tulchinskaya is probably a Russian, at least based on her name, who realizes that she doesn’t need to be a cam girl to get noticed or paid on the internet. The future is getting naked in photoshoots you show your small tits, bush, idiotic tattoo and dumpy body in…while pretending to be a nude model, or nude artist, liberated in nudity and confident in nudity because narcissism can be delusional, all in efforts to drive dudes to pay 30 dollars a month to watch you masturbate on snapchat. You know all so that she doesn’t need to be that CAM GIRL …it’s more socially accepted and hip sex work I guess.

The only issue is that Alya Tulchinskaya is not that hot, but dudes don’t care, we’ll fuck anything….we’re opportunists and can always zero in on one body part to bust to…even on the gnarliest of holes.

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I went over how Reddit is a massive fucking porn site, despite being treated as if it is the front page of the interent, because they divert from all the porn being uploaded to it, with Ask Me Anything events with celebrities. I guess they also have niche interest sections and other shit that allows them to pretend they aren’t porn, but the porn is the backbone….only unlike other porn sites…this porn is self produced porn, selfie porn, sexts that want a bigger audience than the dudes they meet on tinder, sexts that they want to bait dudes into buying more nudes from after realizing it gets them off and that it can get monetized, best of all worlds…

So with the Quarantine still running, until it is decided everyone goes back to work next week, only to die a miserable breathless lungs giving out on you death….they’ve come together to upload their quarantine nudes…90 percent push to a premium snapchat and only fans…but I support bitches making a living off their pussy especially now that NORMALS are doing it, not just the alt suicide girl types….but the EVERYONES….because money has that effect on people. Why work when you can’t work, or when you can make more money selling a pervert a tity pic.

Here’s today’s round Up. Some are gross. I like to give a snapshot of what is really going on.

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Angela Olszewska wasn’t ya’ll to know that she’s not one of those alopecia looking pussies that’s been waxed the fuck down by some asian body waxer at some asian waxing salon, where the coronavirus was clearly created from all the pussy bacteria left on the waxing strips….

She got bush ya’ll….

As a person who lives and dies by the bush, a bush activist, a bush philanthropist, the kind of bush lover that has tried to take down waxing salons by protesting them, and getting jobs in them, to take them out from the inside…

I don’t buy that waxing pussy is a construct of the patriarchy, but appreciate all the bush being grown out because of the protest against the patriarchy…because I am a bush advocate!!

Dudes will fuck anything, hairy or not…just ask Oscar the cab driver from Turkey I once knew who used to fuck farm animals…

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I want to shout out all the grocery store workers, delivery people, mail men risking their lives all day, but I am just here feeling too sorry for the influencers who can’t travel the way they want to, even though flight and hotel prices are down, just craving that luxury beach vacation with rich people to selfie themselves in places you can’t afford to go because you’re EATING your fucking cat food, too scared to leave the house…

I am excited for all the influencers to stop getting paid and to go into foreclosure on their million dollar houses…

Assholes…

Here are some stepLINKS….

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I don’t know if this is real, lots of bullshit out there, but I laughed.

Corona Virus Perverts are out there trying to buy viles of spit on the internet to drink, it’s a fetish….like those dudes who used to try to get AIDS…then there’s all the lame corona themed porn and selfies…with everyone being a fucking comedian busting their own toilet paper jokes….

I try not to pay attention to social media, but besides all the memes being posted about the Coronavirus, there’s a lot of fucking annoying misinformation, then the people pulling the “tough” guy fearless, this is no big deal, they are just trying to ruin Trump’s economy by killing all 80 year old italians….

Anyway, chaos across the board, lock down / shut downs….self isolation and the naysayers….

So as you read from people who are not epidemiologists, but hobby epidemiologist now that their hobby political analyst and economist positions have been replaced with new social issues…telling you “it’s no big deal”….and your governement locks down everything that would represent FREEDOM, to contain a virus….

There are people saying it is the New World Order conducting population and mind control…stealing your freedoms with a “fake” disease that’s basically a cold….shutting down industry to swing their powerful dicks instead of it being because of a real threat of a real virus….

Then there’s the people out there licking toilet seats….in the CORONA VIRUS challenge to prove how they fear no disease for social media clout.

The world is nuttier than ever!

This is probably fake news a fake challenge, but people I know don’t believe in the virus and are going on with life as per usual, except totally inconvenienced by all the panic, paranoia, etc.

This is the girl behind the stunt – Ava Louise

The official video:

Pics from her IG…

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Nicole Scherzinger knows all about keeping herself germ free. As a homosexual in the 80s, before she transitioned, she was probably surrounded by the AIDS virus, or the “GAY FLU” as they called it.

As the bottom who didn’t know she was destined to be a woman, because she hadn’t done enough party drugs to really get her to that place as it wasn’t the “mainstream” she probably had a bunch of scares.

But after pulling her life together, getting tits glued on, her dick cut off, and her stripper dances down…she found success, in what was her true calling and is now living her dream.

In living her dream, she won’t let no COVID-19 get her down….masks fucking on….which is only ironic because her face is already a mask thanks to all them injections!

Funny enough, she looks hotter in a mask, maybe something to look into on some MUSLIM level.

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I just saw these pics of Camille Kostek, who is some hyped up Sports Illustrated plus sized model that has sex or is the beard to that faggot GRONK….and I looked at them for a solid 3-30 seconds and thought “that girl is not fucking hot.

Clearly, all the loser dudes out there who visit sites like Sports Illustrated find any of the girls in bikinis hot.

They write things like “You made me rise to the Occassion” in the comments….you basic fucks can’t handle looking at girls, any girls, it just excites you too much, forcing you to write awkward comments on their content. It’s weird, but nothing has changed over the years, from the time I started this site to identify overrated garbage chicks being marketed as hot, I’ve had pushback from dudes…calling me a fag for calling the girls out fo rnot being hot.

What they don’t realize is that I’ve stuck my dick in things that smelled worse that raw sewage and that looked like fucking death….it’s not a fagoot thing to say some chick being pushed on me as a “model” with that all American fat blonde chick look is not as good as she thinks she is, as the people putting her on think she is…it’s fake fucking news…

Whether a girl is fuckable and whether she is hot are mutually fucking exclusive…everything is fuckable if you try hard enough…but not everything is hot…just because some outdated bikini magazine that features fat chicks and old ladies says it is that way….

Fucking idiots buying into bullshit..and this bitch better get knocked up by GRONK to solidify her place before people catch onto her fucking lie.

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There was a time when Cameron Diaz was the hottest thing around….that time is long gone, she married some faggot loser mall brand pile of shit songstress and had his kid and proved to us that she’s a fucking loser too.

I am not the kind of loser who gets mad when celebs get boyfriends. There are people like that, usually virgin losers who have blogs or who leave angry comments on instagram about the boyfriends and I’ve always found that to be real fucking pathetic, so pathetic that I created a website for those people to jack off to.

I legitimately think the Good Charlotte brothers are lame as shit and every 40 year old chick who has fucked them is too….from Nicole Richie to Paris Hilton to Cameron Diaz…to all the other groupies…just lame fucking losers too.

But I figure since the old bitch Cameron is being seen in her old lady retirement cuz she knows she’s rich as fuck and not nearly as hot as she was…I’ll post it for old times…

Mom jeans on a literal mom pushing 50….hotness like the fever you’ll get going to the grocery store in this Corona scare…looking at all the other old moms who dress equally slutty….

The only hot thing in this pic is that bitch got a ticket because she’s entitled and doesn’t think parking rules apply to her. Above the law cuz she’s famous…and what’s a 60 dollar ticket to her…she makes more the 60 dollars on her pile of money in the time it took her to remove the ticket from her windshield….oh how the rich live….

Cameron Diaz has done well career-wise, but she should have done better with her personal life choices. Disappointing…

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