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2005

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Jul

I am – Pam Anderson Baywatchin’

When the majority of your career involves sucking rockstar cock, contracting hepatitis and running around in a bathing suit it’s hard to turn off the slut, it’s what makes you who you are. I thought it was nice to post a few pictures reminiscent of Pam’s baywatch days, a silcone bitch running may not be your favorite thing, but I tend to park outside strip clubs to watch the girls running into work, you know, late for their shifts, trying to get there on time, because even though getting drunk and naked is their gig, they still possess a certain work ethic. I have spent many nights with strippers, and when you show them a little cash, they are the hardest group of people out there.

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2005

06

Jul

I am – Lohan Eating

Lohan eats, so fuck all you haters out there. This is proof that she’s not anorexic, it’s not much proof that she’s not gonna puke the shit up after she’s finished, but who cares if she does, a girl needs to maintain her motherfucking figure, yo. I know there are people who hate the fact that I like my girls skinny, and resent that I call my wife fat, but she is….I try to get her to puke after every meal…only because she needs to know how it feels to be sick to your stomach after going down on something that tastes like kitchen garbage…my story is over.

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2005

06

Jul

I am – Britney's Nipples Get Bigger


That’s right, she’s pregnant, and with pregancy comes bigger tits, and with bigger tits comes bigger nipples, but that doesn’t mean it’s hot. I want to “bed” a pregnant girl just as much as the next guy, I like to wait until the third trimeste when everythings ripe and her belly button becomes an outty, but I have trouble bringing myself to love a girl with a shit stain (areola) the size of a tea saucer. I know tea is supposed to be classy and shit, but I am more into whiskey….point of this post is to say Britney’s areolas, pregnant or not are too big and aim the wrong way. I don’t mean to be picky, but I remember this time I got this girl naked and her tits were just nipples and there was nothing beautiful in that. I let her give me a blowjob, but made her keep her shirt on…..

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2005

06

Jul

I am – Cheryl Tweedy's Ass Tattoo

I don’t understand what all the hype is in tats, I mean yeah we all know you’re so different, and that your body art makes you stand out amongst a crowd, there is no way you did it to fit into the crowd, or even better, to stand out from the crowd as a way cooler being….tattoos are stupid, unless you’re in some african tribe where you get all inked up then eat people. Canibalism makes you different, none of the cool kids are doing it, you should check out that scene, it’s way more hype than Emo….Cheryl Tweedy’s ass tattoo looks like she pooped herself and didn’t have time to clean up because the sun was waiting. Vitamin D is the miracle vitamin. Thank you sun.

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2005

06

Jul

I am – Britney’s Nipples Get Bigger


That’s right, she’s pregnant, and with pregancy comes bigger tits, and with bigger tits comes bigger nipples, but that doesn’t mean it’s hot. I want to “bed” a pregnant girl just as much as the next guy, I like to wait until the third trimeste when everythings ripe and her belly button becomes an outty, but I have trouble bringing myself to love a girl with a shit stain (areola) the size of a tea saucer. I know tea is supposed to be classy and shit, but I am more into whiskey….point of this post is to say Britney’s areolas, pregnant or not are too big and aim the wrong way. I don’t mean to be picky, but I remember this time I got this girl naked and her tits were just nipples and there was nothing beautiful in that. I let her give me a blowjob, but made her keep her shirt on…..

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2005

06

Jul

I am – Cheryl Tweedy’s Ass Tattoo

I don’t understand what all the hype is in tats, I mean yeah we all know you’re so different, and that your body art makes you stand out amongst a crowd, there is no way you did it to fit into the crowd, or even better, to stand out from the crowd as a way cooler being….tattoos are stupid, unless you’re in some african tribe where you get all inked up then eat people. Canibalism makes you different, none of the cool kids are doing it, you should check out that scene, it’s way more hype than Emo….Cheryl Tweedy’s ass tattoo looks like she pooped herself and didn’t have time to clean up because the sun was waiting. Vitamin D is the miracle vitamin. Thank you sun.

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2005

06

Jul

I am – Kate Hudson Puttin' The Baby Back In "der"

If you look at this Kate Hudson pic, you will see her knees wide apart, a position she’s been in a few times before and two of those times were when dude in that band who’s way older than her stuffed her without a condom, cuz no one in Holywood uses condoms (ask Lohan), the second major time she was knees spread was when the baby fell out, while she was at one of dude who’s too old for her concert and this time it seems she’s in this position to try to get the baby to go back to where it came from because she realized that she ended up with a dude who’s too old for her, and even had his baby. In too deep is what one could say, this type of thing usually ends in suicide…..I don’t suggest it, but this celebrity types are crazy!

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2005

06

Jul

I am – Kate Hudson Puttin’ The Baby Back In “der”

If you look at this Kate Hudson pic, you will see her knees wide apart, a position she’s been in a few times before and two of those times were when dude in that band who’s way older than her stuffed her without a condom, cuz no one in Holywood uses condoms (ask Lohan), the second major time she was knees spread was when the baby fell out, while she was at one of dude who’s too old for her concert and this time it seems she’s in this position to try to get the baby to go back to where it came from because she realized that she ended up with a dude who’s too old for her, and even had his baby. In too deep is what one could say, this type of thing usually ends in suicide…..I don’t suggest it, but this celebrity types are crazy!

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2005

06

Jul

I am – Tom Hanks: Pedophile

They say it’s his kids, but I don’t have the fucking DNA test and we know he’s got money, he can buy himself a 12 year old and pretend it’s his son. His own personal sex slave, like he was to the gym coach or the priest if he’s not jewish (everyone in entertainment is) or the cub scout leader or the grade 3 teacher…..point of the story is: this is how you get a website shut down. LOVE!

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2005

06

Jul

I am – Paradose Electro Stimulations

Ever get bored of standard sex toys? They are just too plastic and boring. Do you ever feel like you want something with more of an impact? Lucky for you, there’s a whole range of elecro-toys that shock you in all the right places, it sure beats sticing a fork in your ass and shoving it into a socket that is if you can even afford electricity you poor fuck. We know you live in a shanty and that you’re just rockin’ out at the library, it’s cool brotha, when I was in your situation I would go out to farm country to pee on an electric fence to get the jolt my penis needed to feel alive….it could be the reason I can’t get it up anymore, but I like to just keep blaming the wife….

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