So here are some responses from the people who love me to the cunt who sent me hate mail:, Feel free to email him if you want all the info’s in the last post.

Oh Brendan,

Do people ever really get hit by a Mack truck? Do you even know what a Mack truck is, as opposed to another type of truck that might hit a person?

Brendan, why go to so much trouble when you are not up to the task of a genu-wine insult?

Here are some words for you to look up. Since you obviously have a computer, you can use that thing called The Internet to find some definitions.

1. Sarcasm
2. Parody
3. Moron (look for your picture – try Google Image search!)

Good luck!
Troy

Go fuck yourself! Your mom is probably splitting her “Fat” beef curtains right now and getting fucked by “the drunken stepfather.”

If fat bitches were flying, you’d certainly be a squad leader, so shut the fuck up bitch.

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I am all for girls doing things in front of me, that may sound vague, but by things I mean anything that involves touching their various parts not excluding changing their tampons, dude can’t be picky….by dude I mean me. Yeah, that’s just how I am livin’, anyway – I made a post about Kate Beckinsale a while ago, and if you don’t remember it – click here I bet you feel better now….anyway bitch had a baby, the goods change and aren’t as tight as they were a few years ago, and things ride up while walking, we aren’t judgin you for pickin the wedgie girl, we understand your situation, but that won’t stop us from posting it, I love how I refer to myself as “we” and “us”….it makes me feel like I am a part of a collective…

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I am all for girls doing things in front of me, that may sound vague, but by things I mean anything that involves touching their various parts not excluding changing their tampons, dude can’t be picky….by dude I mean me. Yeah, that’s just how I am livin’, anyway – I made a post about Kate Beckinsale a while ago, and if you don’t remember it – click here I bet you feel better now….anyway bitch had a baby, the goods change and aren’t as tight as they were a few years ago, and things ride up while walking, we aren’t judgin you for pickin the wedgie girl, we understand your situation, but that won’t stop us from posting it, I love how I refer to myself as “we” and “us”….it makes me feel like I am a part of a collective…

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Now you all know I am addicted to ExtremeRestraints.com, I post the shit daily and should probably set up an affiliate in the event that any of you punks purchase something from these perverts, the reason I don’t is because I know you are all a bunch of hurtbags who don’t actually get laid, so havin a set of anal ring toss toys would be a serious waste. I guess you could get your best friend, who is equally pathetic as you to play with you, but how would you ever decide who is the ring thrower, and who is the ring catcher, I guess you could take turns. No worries anal ring toss is seriously “no homo”….the issues in your life are pretty complicated, and this here is my new favorite sex toy ever!

Anal Ring Toss
For some serious entertainment use the X-rated ring toss. The small 2 inch long .75 inch diameter silicone butt plug goes in their rear while others throw the the yellow rings at the anal stick. The one with the most ringers wins! Comes with 3 rings and anal plug with stick. Sounds like fun for the whole party.

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Dude, I am all for counter culture and I know that the 80’s thing is in, so rocking an mid-80’s hip hop look seemed like a good idea. I also realize that being black means you have to identify yourself as an individual because all white people thing you look the same, but do you really want to be referred to as the “Black Dude with the Stupid Hair” because that’s what’s happened here Jamal. You remind me of a friend’s uncircumsized dick the day he asked me “Is this normal”, which it wasn’t, dudes penis tip had a black mould growing on it, and I realized the source of my breathing difficulties. Lucky for him, it was nothing a good shower and topical coat of couldn’t fix.

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Dude, I am all for counter culture and I know that the 80’s thing is in, so rocking an mid-80’s hip hop look seemed like a good idea. I also realize that being black means you have to identify yourself as an individual because all white people thing you look the same, but do you really want to be referred to as the “Black Dude with the Stupid Hair” because that’s what’s happened here Jamal. You remind me of a friend’s uncircumsized dick the day he asked me “Is this normal”, which it wasn’t, dudes penis tip had a black mould growing on it, and I realized the source of my breathing difficulties. Lucky for him, it was nothing a good shower and topical coat of couldn’t fix.

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It was a horrible show, with no budget, that I couldn’t watch more than 3 minutes of, no matter how drunk I was. Even if I passed out on the motherfucking floor and that shit came on, I would still find a way to change the fucking channel, even if it was to Dick Clark’s History of Rock and Roll infomercial….however the bitch in the show, named Tricia, is semi naked for some type of shitty photoshoot. This is what happens to you when you sign on to a shitty TV show…you end up doing cheap modeling work to pay for the Volks Jetta you bought with your huge paycheck from you shitty show….it was a four year lease, who woulda thought they would stop paying you after the first episode…I bet you didn’t Tricia you whore.

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I was raised in Texas, and in Texas we like guns. For those of you who can’t read, this shirt says “Keep It Real Love”, now I don’t know about you, but if I have a gun in hand, any bitch I approach is going to keep it real love, otherwise, she’d be stupid…but like grandma always said, you can’t rape the willing. Don’t get me wrong, I am not a rapist, but I think there is only one way to read this shirt at that is in a threatening way…it’s like bitch better keep it real or I will fuck you up….dudes I apologize, I just posted 20 posts and I don’t know what the fuck I am writing…my eyes are “Bloodshot” and they aint Jamaican man….

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I would totally fuck that shit out of Renee Zellweger’s mom. She has the body of a menopausal woman (because she is one), her chin merges nicely with her neck, forming a yet to be named body part, and most importantly she sluts out in animal prints. We all know that bitches who rock leopard just wants a nice dick in their ass….we also all know that no dick up in this motherfucker could satisfy, she is old and with age comes gaping holes…that’s where a 2L bottle of coke would come in handy and by handy I guess I mean you could use that too…….

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I would totally fuck that shit out of Renee Zellweger’s mom. She has the body of a menopausal woman (because she is one), her chin merges nicely with her neck, forming a yet to be named body part, and most importantly she sluts out in animal prints. We all know that bitches who rock leopard just wants a nice dick in their ass….we also all know that no dick up in this motherfucker could satisfy, she is old and with age comes gaping holes…that’s where a 2L bottle of coke would come in handy and by handy I guess I mean you could use that too…….

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