Drunk is something we support, we figure being a former rockstar gives you the right to drink away all the money you made, hell, I work in a fucking factory and I spend all my money on booze, so why can’t Tommy Lee. We all saw him slammin Pamela, we know he’s slammin Tara Reid, an obvious fan of implants, and drunk. I remember when I was a fan of implants…it was in 1988, when they were just hitting the scene, I would frequent the local strip club and the regular girls would disappear for a month at a time, at first I figured one of 3 things happened, a drug overdose, they were raped or killed, or lastly the met a rich lonely old man who would take care of them. The tie-in to Tommy Lee is that he is capable of all three. We know drummers are violent, it’s a deep rooted bitterness that comes with being the band member no one notices. Over-compensation motherfucker, now keep on drinkin.

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Drunk is something we support, we figure being a former rockstar gives you the right to drink away all the money you made, hell, I work in a fucking factory and I spend all my money on booze, so why can’t Tommy Lee. We all saw him slammin Pamela, we know he’s slammin Tara Reid, an obvious fan of implants, and drunk. I remember when I was a fan of implants…it was in 1988, when they were just hitting the scene, I would frequent the local strip club and the regular girls would disappear for a month at a time, at first I figured one of 3 things happened, a drug overdose, they were raped or killed, or lastly the met a rich lonely old man who would take care of them. The tie-in to Tommy Lee is that he is capable of all three. We know drummers are violent, it’s a deep rooted bitterness that comes with being the band member no one notices. Over-compensation motherfucker, now keep on drinkin.

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Fat people shouldn’t have sex, that’s the school I come from and I am married to a fat woman, I am pretty fat myself, and don’t believe that we should ever engage in sex acts…I just let her eat cookies while I drink whiskey, it makes for a real healthy relationship….now I know all you fat bitches have your large underwear all tied up into a knot about this statement, but if you click on this link, I think you’ll understand where I am coming from, when you are doing your “thang” you don’t realize how fucking gross you look, but this will bring my point home. Cuddles.

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Look at her with her smug little face and her crossed little arms, telling the world that she takes no fucking bullshit and that she calls the nanny, who she knows better than her own mother a cunt, because the Guatemala bitch didn’t bring her enough cookies and more importantly because she can. There are no consequences in her little Princess world, and for that we here at DrunkenStepfather.com hate her.

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Look at her with her smug little face and her crossed little arms, telling the world that she takes no fucking bullshit and that she calls the nanny, who she knows better than her own mother a cunt, because the Guatemala bitch didn’t bring her enough cookies and more importantly because she can. There are no consequences in her little Princess world, and for that we here at DrunkenStepfather.com hate her.

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I am not going to give a long-winded intro to this post, I just have to say the the Fleshlight discussion board makes me laugh. This guy wrote a fucking thesis paper on his first fleshlight experience, that proves my point that chronic masturbaters have few friends. You can argue it if you want, I just won’t believe you. I guess the only real confusion that came up was that this guy one jerked off using his hand for 2 weeks before getting a Fleshlight, obviously not too easily impressed, my prediction is that he rapes a girl within the next 5 years. Too bad we will never know….

Part 5 – First use
I won’t give a blow by blow description about what I’ve done with it after it was done warming up. Basically it should be self described. From the use, I was greatly surprised and really happy with the results. My stamina is extremely poor, to the point that I can’t control ejaculation the very best (thus any masturbation session lasts around 5 minutes tops with me). The one surprise that i also wasn’t expecting was the sensitivity of the penis after ejaculation in the FL. It was so sensitive, that I had to leave it in the FL for a minute or so before I could take it out. I never expected this, or anything – it was a very odd sensation.

So the pros:
1. Better feel than I anticipated. I’ve tried masturbation with the hand, and sometimes with cloth to a degree as that helped. The actual “hand” method most people are familiar with I never really understood fully until about 2 weeks ago, so I can’t compare too much – but i will say it was a pleasure I never expected.
2. Built well. I have a feeling this will last me awhile, especially with good care. I plan on buying new inserts over the course of the next few months.
3. Cleanup is relatively fast. I thought that cleanup would be a real problem, and take a long time – but cleanup right now took about 30 seconds, and is now drying. I’m using a town hanger to hold the FL in place while it dries.

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I am the biggest supporter of the no-bra movement. I fucking love that shit, even when a bitch has the biggest, downward pointing nipples, I don’t discriminate. Based on this picture it seems that although Lohan’s titties shrunk, her nipples stayed the same size, we can only hope that eventually her breasts turn into 2 giant nipples, and nothing else, only because I fuckin love that shit and it is all about me. My bigger concern with Lohan right now is that she’s been trying to remove her freckles with some Michael Jackson skin bleach, and it’s been leaving fucking disgusting shit stains all over her body. The yellow smudge reminds me of a time my liver gave out on me and my ass was spitting bile for a month. I neglected to tell you that throughout that month I was rockin the same pair of underwear…yes Lohan’s skin stains look like the stains that my underwear saw, I guess I technically saw the stains too, but I try to block out the memory, the smell however was so vile…it will stay with me for life…

Update: My liver is still fucked, but I just ignore it now….

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So she’s got a hoof for a foot, what’s the problem with a little imperfection?! She also gets naked on camera and seduces all of you with her perky breasts. That’s the reason I am posting this link to this forum post that will give you lots of pics of kate. Including a series that shows her junk from every angle. Now I am a big fan of checkin out a girl’s junk from every angle, and by junk I am not talking about her empties…although I am a fan of those, you would surprised how much money you make if you hit up people’s recycling box the day before the men come and take it away….I like to call that my fun money…and here is a link to a gallery that you may find fun, since you’re a pervert.

KATE KATE KATE

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So she’s got a hoof for a foot, what’s the problem with a little imperfection?! She also gets naked on camera and seduces all of you with her perky breasts. That’s the reason I am posting this link to this forum post that will give you lots of pics of kate. Including a series that shows her junk from every angle. Now I am a big fan of checkin out a girl’s junk from every angle, and by junk I am not talking about her empties…although I am a fan of those, you would surprised how much money you make if you hit up people’s recycling box the day before the men come and take it away….I like to call that my fun money…and here is a link to a gallery that you may find fun, since you’re a pervert.

KATE KATE KATE

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Greek people know shipping, and lucky for Paris Hilton’s fiance, daddy knew it well, leaving him a trust fund that allows her to see past his dirty greek looks and his afinity for fucking little boys up the ass. It’s true, all Greek people like anal sex, it’s not just a stereotype, and rumor has it that this motherfucker hasn’t even entered Paris’ babyhole, he’s been only doing it batty-styles. Point of the story is that Paris’ trust fund isn’t as big as the media makes it out to be, the Greek dude is rich enough to support her lavish lifestyle, and if she’s lucky, maybe he will get drunk enough and actual venture into the place many men have been before, I am talking about her pussy….once knocked up, Paris will find have a man to pay her way, still a daddy not hers, her baby’s get it! It all makes sense in my dirty mexican head. I remember fucking some bitch who wanted me to get her all knocked up and shit, she thought it would be her way to live the lazy life. I guess that’s what I get for not telling her the truth and that my lavish hotel room was really a park bench. Girls can be so dumb sometimes.

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