There is something about models and photoshoots that would totally give me a boner if I was capable of achieving an erection which I am not. My doctor says it is my blood pressure medication, but I think it’s my issue with monogamy. I don’t feel like cheating is right, probably my strict catholic up-bringing – priests included….and there is nothing wrong with monogamy when your significant other has some level of sex appeal. Unfortunately that is not the life story and I am living with the fattest bitch I have ever seen, but we all have our problems, and I shouldn’t be such a limp-dicked bitch about it. Point of the story is Kate Moss is doing a photoshoot and these are the pics someone took of her changing. We all like tits even when they are on a twiggy model with small tits. I personally like how she is looking down her pants to ensure her junk is still in place. Models fuck a lot and you can miscarry at any given time, uterus and all….dirty sluts.

Respect.

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The site keeps getting smuttier and smuttier, and I don’t give a fuck. I will drive this motherfucker into the ground. There is only so much celebrity shit I can handle, and when I come across something as golden as a dude takin it like a bitch, I can’t just sit on it and not deliver the motherfucking goods. Now for a little commentary on this situation…..some guys have powerful jobs and like to be submissive, some guys like a little anal play and there’s nothing wrong with that, some guys are secretly closet cases and have imbeded urges to get fucked by another person but can’t come out of the closet, because their parents won’t approve. Most girls, given the opportunity would fuck their significant other, because people like power…and the person who is “taking it” is generally not in the power position. I hope you liked this, and feel free to test this out with your friends, cuz trust me – I aint judging. I have never let my wife fuck me, but that’s mainly because I am scared she will have a heartattack…any physical activity can push her over the edge. We prefer when she just lies there like the slob that she is…

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We have all seen her nipples so many fuckin times, and we know that it’s really not at all interesting, but I will post them anyway, because all nip slips lack a whole lot on the stimulation front, and by stimulation I don’t mean erection, I mean that we are de-sensitized, nip slips are so last year, they bore us all, and we think it’s time for celebs to have clit-slips….hook it up Paris.

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Hip hop is dead, it’s true. Unfortunately, I never considered Lil’ Kim to be hip hop. She’s more of a groupie bitch, who somehow sucked enough dick to get a record of her own. The benefit of having an ex-crackwhore on stage in front of lots of people is that she jacks up her underwear and lets her dirty tits hangout all over the motherfucker. I am wondering what that patch is on the right tit (her right), I am thinking it’s the contraceptive patch, to ensure bitch doesn’t get knocked up (again), because identifying the babby daddy is a total pain in the ass….

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Hipsters make the world go round, at least that’s what I tell myself when I am passed out on the bathroom floor dreaming of a fat line of yay, but can’t really afford one because of all these motherfuckers driving up the price. It’s supply and demand bitches and the more hipsters breed and morph into coke huffin, too cool for life, motherfuckers, the less chance I have of scoring the one thing I know will take me out of this drunken state. Now this is a picture of a hipster rocking a suit that is a derivative of pink, stylin facial hair, black rimmed tinted glasses, long hair, a couple of laminents(press packs) and to top off the outfit a motherfuckin microphone. Nothing says more important that you hipsters than the guy who’s rockin the mic and has a camera crew. This guy is what hipster jealousy is made of, and if I were you, I would take down some notes, because being hip will change your emo life.

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Hip hop is dead, it’s true. Unfortunately, I never considered Lil’ Kim to be hip hop. She’s more of a groupie bitch, who somehow sucked enough dick to get a record of her own. The benefit of having an ex-crackwhore on stage in front of lots of people is that she jacks up her underwear and lets her dirty tits hangout all over the motherfucker. I am wondering what that patch is on the right tit (her right), I am thinking it’s the contraceptive patch, to ensure bitch doesn’t get knocked up (again), because identifying the babby daddy is a total pain in the ass….

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Models make me laugh.They have the most ridiculous jobs and get paid ridiculous money to sit in front of the camera. I am not gonna dis a hard working person, because I know it’s hard work, and that is why the payout is so damn good, but I am gonna say it’s funny to see just how hard these gig can be, first hand. By first hand, I mean through pictures on the internet, because I am not exclusive enough to hit up these photoshoots VIP styles. This is series of pics of Gisele doing some acrobatic shit, only to fall in the water, to be saved and covered by dudes in a dingy (thanks towel guy). You can see side tit shot, if that does anythin for you on a sexual level, you probably got issues. If you are reading this site, you definitely have bigger issues, and getting off to a partial tit shot of Gisele is nothing new. I know you jerk off to your mom’s Victoria Secret catalog. Big up yourself.

Paparazzi Pics – After the Jump

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Wasted is a lifestyle. It’s not something that you can do in moderation, it’s something that you are supposed to do to get through your day, and to forget your problems, because I know your life is dull. For the times that you go out and get sauced, you can rock this shirt, that way when you vomit on someone next to you, they can’t say you didn’t warn them.

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A nipple is a beautiful thing (if you’re weird). It’s the spicket that feeds our spawns, a source of life to a new generation, a decoration on the breast (like christmas lights or a painting on the wall). It gives guys something to look at, play with, satisfy weird psychological mother issues with, all at the same time. I know that not all breasts are perfect, and I am not one out there looking for an ideal nipple or the perfect tit, but I am willing to say that these nipples are disgusting. I know the bitch in the pics is equally disgusting, she has absolutely no good physical attributes, I am sure she’s a good person, hell, she sure as hell better be because her nipples have a circumference(2-pie-r) greater than my dinner plate, and I am a fat dude, so that’s pretty damn big. You may be confusing this bitch with my wife, but my baby is way mo’fatter, Assholes.

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Bitch is still too fat for my liking. She may have got her shit together, and dropped 20 pounds, but I think she’s still disgustingly fat. Look at her thunderous thighs, I guess that’s just the way she happens, you work towards a good thing and you end up losing all your tits, losing your birthing hips, and keeping your fat fucking thighs. I guess the only thing for Lohan to do, is to keep up with the program, continue smoking crystal meth out of a lightbulb and fucking get squating. I remember when my wife went on a cabbage diet, it was supposed to drop 20 of the 100 excess pounds she’s packing. All she ate was steamed cabbage. The outcome was not so good, she gained 10 pounds and stank like a concentration camp. Point of the post is to say that not all diets work and that there are more Lohan fat bikini pics after the jump.

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