I made the mistake of calling Lil Kim – Foxy Brown, I don’t know why, maybe cuz all black people look the same. These pics are not new, and I have seen them a long time ago, just not in this quality…so I posted it…Thanks to anonymous for pointing this out for us….because I did seriously fuck up….anyway…here is what I wrote…

I don’t know about you, but I am always ready to view an upskirt shot. Especially when the upskirt shot involves a famous person. More importantly, a famous person who doesn’t wear underwear. That reminds me of the international lady panty law, which states that all girls should wear booty shorts around the house, a thong with tight white pants, and nothing at all when it comes down to skirts and dresses. I don’t know if this is a real law, but my lawyer told me that it was, and he is a lawyer….

pics after the jump….this shit is NSFW

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Umm.. not much to say for this one.. future archeologists will no doubt take it as proof of a culture obsessed with worshiping the evil tuber god who’s removable facial features fit in his bum.. . ahhh culture…more after the jump

From the Hasbro Website “AWTUCKET, RI, January 14, 2005 – Falling to the temptations of the evil Emperor, MR. POTATO HEAD is adopting a new look and heading over to the dark side of The Force!  To build on the excitement of the Star Wars fantasy, Hasbro, Inc.’s (NYSE:HAS) PLAYSKOOL division is launching a new MR. POTATO HEAD figure, Darth Tater.  Available at stores nationwide in February, kids will be able to have all kinds of mix ‘n match, MR. POTATO HEAD fun with this wacky spud dressed as the infamous Star Wars saga villain, Darth Vader
DARTH TATER comes complete with lots of silly parts, including lightsaber, cape, helmet, shoes, eyes, nose, teeth and more.  The figure will retail for approximately $7.99 and is recommended for ages 2 & up.”

Paired up with ohh .. say.. the Wookie Water Blaster, this would make a great present for Chinese New Year.

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I am not a great fan of rap in general, but Jewish rap is another story. Joel Moss is not only Jewish, he raps about the Jewish life with a ton of Hebrew/Yiddish words thrown in. He is the best artist in the Jewish rap genre in the industry today. Listening to him brings back a lot of memories of the rap I heard while waiting to have meetings with the Stepfather in different prisons across the globe.

Link to the the rap and glossary after the Jump

To hear Joel’s bissel rap – check it out here

The Glossary for the Hebrew and Yiddish
Bayit: house (Hebrew)
Bissel: a little (Yiddish)
Blintz: Delicious dough wrapped treat
Borscht: Cold beet soup
Bubbe: Grandma (Yiddish)
Challah: Egg Bread eaten every week for the Sabbath
Clipa: Protective emotional layer
Cohen: member of the priestly class
Crohn’s: An intestinal disease Jews are particularly prone to
Dina Demalchutah Dina: Your King’s Law is Your Law (Aramaic) The law telling us to respect the laws of the country we live in. Even if it’s something ridiculous, like prohibiting polygamy.
ghetto: originally, the area of Rome to which Jews were restricted, later any Jewish or minority section of a city
Halachah: Jewish law
Haman: Villian from the holiday of Purim
Isro: Afro on a Jew, also known as a Jewfro
J-Date: Jewish dating website
JNF: The Jewish National Fund
Keepah: Yarmulkah, skullcap
Kishkes: Stuffed cow intestines
Maftir: final portion of torah read each week, the part the bar mitzvah boy reads
Matzoh: Unleavened bread eaten during the holiday of Passover
Menorah: A Jewish candelabra
Methusaleh: A Jewish patriarch who lived for nearly 1,000 years
Mikvah: Ritual bath used to purify women after menstruation and men after semen flow
Minyan: A quorum of ten Jewish men
Mitzvah: One of the 613 commandments
Mooksah: an activity which violates the sabbath
Nes Gadol Hayah Joel: A Great Miracle Was Joel (Hebrew)
Mordechai: Hero from the holiday of Purim
Perke Avos: Literally, the lessons of the fathers. The most famous book of the mishnah, the oral torah
Sheygetz: Non-Jewish man
Shiksah: Non-Jewish woman
Shtetl: A small Jewish town or village formerly found throughout Eastern Europe
Shlamazel: Man with no luck
Shlugging Kaporos: A method of removing sins by swinging a living chicken around your head, and then killing and eating it. (really works!)
Shmuck: Diseased penis
Shochet: A kosher butcher
Sitting Shiva: Observing a week of mourning following the death of a close relative
Sukkah: A temporary shelter used during the harvest holiday
Tay-Sachs: A disease that occurs in Eastern European Jews resulting in still-born children
Torahs: How Bibles kick it old (testament) school

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The link dump is here…never fear. If you would like to send me a garbage link you can always email me at: brad.jew@gmail.com

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The link dump is here…never fear. If you would like to send me a garbage link you can always email me at: brad.jew@gmail.com

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I don’t like porn, and I don’t like teen models….who am I kidding….I love these cock-teasing bitches who never get naked. I like seeing them in the random settings in lingerie and shit….anyways Tiffany Teen, the leader of the gang is retiring and here is her goodbye note… Rumor is she’s quitting because she really has a penis….

So the goodbye letter and pictures after the jump….

Hey everyone Thanks for all the goodbyes and farewells and stuff. Dont be sad…im all good, im happy, im not regretful or pissed or anything like that. It wasnt the nude pics or certain people or anything that caused me to retire from tiffany…just changes in my life…u know…time to move on or whatever. if i said i didnt have fun doing the whole thing i would be lying cuz the whole experience was quite amusing, not to mention a blast. I got to meet some really cool girls, rekindle a friendship between me and one of my good friends (nikki…i miss u!!) and have fun with my best bud phil (thanks for the sweet comment…u know i’ll miss our dennys and applebees discussions heehee) i mean it was fun! but now, im gonna be 21 in May and i dont know if im supposed to say this or not but im getting married in july and before all that happens i just kinda wanted to i guess clean up a little bit and start a life/job/career that is respected and genuine. i really did have SO much fun being tiff and talking to MOST of u 😛 just kidding, all of u that i actually talked to seemed pretty cool. i will miss this whole thing. it was a wierd experience but certain outcomes made it all worthwhile and im greatful for it. and i wanna say thanks to phil for always treating me right hes a really great guy and he knows how to treat a model…i might get in trouble for this but hes a real softy and never EVER made me sleep in a cage! 😛 well, looks like its time for me to get to bed. i’ll check back tomorrow and respond to some stuff if anything interesting comes up but for now byebye

Source Here

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I don’t like porn, and I don’t like teen models….who am I kidding….I love these cock-teasing bitches who never get naked. I like seeing them in the random settings in lingerie and shit….anyways Tiffany Teen, the leader of the gang is retiring and here is her goodbye note… Rumor is she’s quitting because she really has a penis….

So the goodbye letter and pictures after the jump….

Hey everyone Thanks for all the goodbyes and farewells and stuff. Dont be sad…im all good, im happy, im not regretful or pissed or anything like that. It wasnt the nude pics or certain people or anything that caused me to retire from tiffany…just changes in my life…u know…time to move on or whatever. if i said i didnt have fun doing the whole thing i would be lying cuz the whole experience was quite amusing, not to mention a blast. I got to meet some really cool girls, rekindle a friendship between me and one of my good friends (nikki…i miss u!!) and have fun with my best bud phil (thanks for the sweet comment…u know i’ll miss our dennys and applebees discussions heehee) i mean it was fun! but now, im gonna be 21 in May and i dont know if im supposed to say this or not but im getting married in july and before all that happens i just kinda wanted to i guess clean up a little bit and start a life/job/career that is respected and genuine. i really did have SO much fun being tiff and talking to MOST of u 😛 just kidding, all of u that i actually talked to seemed pretty cool. i will miss this whole thing. it was a wierd experience but certain outcomes made it all worthwhile and im greatful for it. and i wanna say thanks to phil for always treating me right hes a really great guy and he knows how to treat a model…i might get in trouble for this but hes a real softy and never EVER made me sleep in a cage! 😛 well, looks like its time for me to get to bed. i’ll check back tomorrow and respond to some stuff if anything interesting comes up but for now byebye

Source Here

Pictures link to full Galleries:

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As much as I enjoy alternative lifestyles and therapies, this one just gets my gag reflex all hyperactive. What you do is, every morning, you pee. Then you drink it, fresh and steaming.

I’m sorry my friend. This simply makes my stomach turn. They say the first glass is the hardest. Richard Iredale, on the left, has been drinking and bathing in his for 7 years…

More after the jump….

But get this, the ex-prime minister of India, Morai Desai (left), drank 6 cups of his own pee every day and lived to be almost 100. Apparently pee drinking has a great history in the Indian and Asian medical traditions, and Mr. Desai was very vocal about his habit (there goes the gag reflex again), and in no way ashamed.

What’s even better? Serono Laboratories of Italy collects pee from post-menupausal nuns across the world to prepare fertility drugs. It costs about $1,400 for a months worth of pills. Their only problem is a lack of supply… apparently nuns don’t drink enough beer…or maybe they keep all the urine for themselves.. scheming urine hoarding christians.

For those of you that think “Hey, this sounds great”, and there is no lack of testimonials from people saying how urine has cured the gout, or cured their cancer or psoriasis etc…, then check out John W. Armstrong’s book “Water of Life”… the , ahem, ‘seminal work on the matter in the english language’.. he started it all 50 yrs ago by reintroducing the ancient tradition. Another work is, “Golden Fountain” by Coen van der Kroon.

Rotten.com also has a nice little historical blurb on this: HERE

And the article on our chardonnay sipping friend: HERE

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So, I, like many people, have a slightly more than passing interest in one Lindsay Lohan. I don’t know why, but it may have something to do with her breasts.

These pictures, however, will definitely add a new dimension to most male fantasies regarding our lovely Lindsay.

So, the question is, does she, or doesn’t she? Maybe Wilmer knows… pics after the jump.

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Suzanne Somers is an icon to low class obese women everywhere. She has figured out the way to market to these lonely, helpless people through the power of “Capitalizing on Insecurity”. She used her d-list celebrity status to make millions off the fat chicks with social lives that consist of watching the Home Shopping Channel. We figured this would be a great place to find some entertaining commentary by the trash who buy her smut. We were right, although I was expecting a hell of a lot more than what I got….

Funny story: The first girl I ever dated had hideous thighs, she was built like a bus driver, with legs as thick as a lamp post, the kind you see on the highway. Everytime I went down on her, bitch would pull some head crushing grip, as much as I liked choking on her muff, I felt that resolution was in order. I purchased the thighmaster, gave it to her for Valentines Day, and she dumped me.

That’s the end of my story, testimonial and link – after the jump ….

Suzanne’s got a flamer, flaming in a little pink dress…he looks so pretty

jay247 Posted – 17 January 2005 19:0
SUSANNE’S D CUP BREST!!!!!

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THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, AREN’T THEY?

jay247 Posted – 17 January 2005 19:15
Susanne’s Measurement

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I LOVE WHEN SHE TELLS US HOW MANY “INCHES” HER PRODUCTS ARE!

jay247 Posted – 17 January 2005 19:24
SUZANNE SHOULD MAKE MEN’S PAJAMAS THAT GRIPS THE…

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THEN I COULD SHOW SOME REAL SOMER “SIZE”!!!

You don’t have to use a condom with this girl…

kdion03 Posted – 16 August 2004 11:7
29 years old and no period??
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I am 29 years old and overweight. I don’t
get a period every month. In fact, I could go 6-8 months without a period, unless I take Provera to “jump start” me. Am I to young to be on bio identical hormones and if so, would it help regulate me rather than taking Provera. Also, is Provera considered to be bad for my health?
Thank you!
Kim

It’s cold, I don’t have a bra…no worries…

oklahomagirl Posted – 26 March 2004 11:0
Inverted Nipples

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Has anyone had successful treatment for inverted nipples?

they used to be normal but have become inverted and it is embarrassing. I have found some info on the web. And was wondering if anyone had tried anything that worked.

Everyone loves Jesus, especially when we live in a trailer…

katiepup Posted – 16 September 2003 9:47
Christian’s gather here! Jesus loves you!
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Well, here we go…another great opportunity to gather and share with fellow lovers of the Lord!
I pray this thread will be a blessing to fellow Christian Somersizers as well as to sincere seekers of the Truth!
May God bless our efforst to follow in His path and this great WOE!
How is everyone doing? Looking forward to hearing good reports as well as prayer requests and just general encouragment!
God bless!

With God all things are possible.

Why making a pet purchasing decision, ask Suzanne, she know’s what’s up…

Kris Jordan Posted – 22 February 2004 10:17
Considering Buying a Hamster

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Hi – Anyone have one? Had one? Here are my questions before buying one for each kids room:
1. How much do they smell?

2. How often must the cages be cleaned?

3. How messy does the area around the outside of the cage get?

4. Would you recommend them as a good indoor pet?

5. Are they safe?

Thanks!

Kris

Visit her offical site here

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