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2005

19

Jan

I am – Pubic Hair Toupee

The concept of pubic hair toupee’s is amazing. Especially for people with Alopecia. I just think they would be fun to have around the house and when your parole officer comes in for a cup of coffee while doing his weekly round-up, you can use it as a coaster. When he says “wow, that’s a crazy looking coaster” you can say “dude, that’s not a coaster, it’s my pubic hair toupee….”

Has your last wax or razor encounter left you a little too exposed for the nude beaches of SXM? Are you getting on in years and finding that thinning hair leaves you a bit embarrassed? We at American Merkin Company (AMC) have the perfect solution for your problem. We produce merkins (pubic hair toupees) of exceptional quality in a variety of styles and colors. Now you can have that smooth shave that he loves at home, and still strut your stuff on Orient Beach without revealing everything.

More Pics and Info after the jump.

Our merkins are made from real human hair and crafted with loving attention to detail

The standard – The familiar triangle that we all know and love.

The Stripper – Sometimes called the Brazilian as it fits under string bikinis commonly worn on Impanema, etc, this merkin is a bit slimmer at the top but still provides all the coverage needed for the nether regions.

The Heart – an old standard, especially popular around St Valentine’s Day and as a signal for the swinging set, the heart provides complete coverage with a little hint of devlishness.

The patented design includes a plug on the back side of the merkin to hold it in place. This provides easy on/easy off convenience and a bit of a thrill for the wearer.

Colors include the always popular blonde (a blonde merkin on a natural brunette always causes wonder!), light brown, dark brown, black, and red hot red

The Male-Medium

Our patented design for the males includes an elastisized hole in the center of the merkin to hold it in place. This provides easy on/easy off convenience and a bit of a thrill for the wearer. Specify small, medium, or large size.

Colors include blond, light brown, dark brown, black, red, and executive: black with a hint of gray.

Source – HERE via watdehek.nl

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2005

19

Jan

I am – Google Image Search of the Day

Today’s word is “Car Wash” and you will find what I consider to be the best of the results….If you find a better pic, feel free to post it in the comments, I give you a voice, you can thank me later….

My picks after the jump….

Carwash – The Band

Carwash is Texas

Pre-Teen Carwash

Fat girl limo Carwash

Hot Ass Carwash

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2005

19

Jan

I am – Spam of the Day


It’s been a while since the last SPAM of the day, but the SPAM never stopped coming in. I sometimes think to myself who actually responds to SPAM, then I remember all the lonely people who are just excited to get an email. They are all like “look someone emailed me”. It is really a false sense of self worth. I was always told to never judge a man by the amount of spam in his inbox….

The spam you are all waiting for is after the motherfucking jump…

man it was fabulous I took the only one pill of Cialis and that was such a GREAT weekend! All the girls at the party were just punch-drunk with my potential I have fucked all of them THREE times but my dick WAS able to do some more Cialis – it`s COOL!!! The best weekend stuff I’ve ever tried! Haven`t you tried yet? I get it at -By the trembling ladder, steep and tall, Silently rowed to the Charlestown shore, Quoth the raven, “Nevermore.” —-488326600941020–

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2005

19

Jan

I am – Lil Kim – Upskirt

I made the mistake of calling Lil Kim – Foxy Brown, I don’t know why, maybe cuz all black people look the same. These pics are not new, and I have seen them a long time ago, just not in this quality…so I posted it…Thanks to anonymous for pointing this out for us….because I did seriously fuck up….anyway…here is what I wrote…

I don’t know about you, but I am always ready to view an upskirt shot. Especially when the upskirt shot involves a famous person. More importantly, a famous person who doesn’t wear underwear. That reminds me of the international lady panty law, which states that all girls should wear booty shorts around the house, a thong with tight white pants, and nothing at all when it comes down to skirts and dresses. I don’t know if this is a real law, but my lawyer told me that it was, and he is a lawyer….

pics after the jump….this shit is NSFW




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2005

19

Jan

I am – Darth Tater


Umm.. not much to say for this one.. future archeologists will no doubt take it as proof of a culture obsessed with worshiping the evil tuber god who’s removable facial features fit in his bum.. . ahhh culture…more after the jump

From the Hasbro Website “AWTUCKET, RI, January 14, 2005 – Falling to the temptations of the evil Emperor, MR. POTATO HEAD is adopting a new look and heading over to the dark side of The Force!  To build on the excitement of the Star Wars fantasy, Hasbro, Inc.’s (NYSE:HAS) PLAYSKOOL division is launching a new MR. POTATO HEAD figure, Darth Tater.  Available at stores nationwide in February, kids will be able to have all kinds of mix ‘n match, MR. POTATO HEAD fun with this wacky spud dressed as the infamous Star Wars saga villain, Darth Vader
DARTH TATER comes complete with lots of silly parts, including lightsaber, cape, helmet, shoes, eyes, nose, teeth and more.  The figure will retail for approximately $7.99 and is recommended for ages 2 & up.”

Paired up with ohh .. say.. the Wookie Water Blaster, this would make a great present for Chinese New Year.

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2005

19

Jan

I am – Jewish Rap


I am not a great fan of rap in general, but Jewish rap is another story. Joel Moss is not only Jewish, he raps about the Jewish life with a ton of Hebrew/Yiddish words thrown in. He is the best artist in the Jewish rap genre in the industry today. Listening to him brings back a lot of memories of the rap I heard while waiting to have meetings with the Stepfather in different prisons across the globe.

Link to the the rap and glossary after the Jump

To hear Joel’s bissel rap – check it out here

The Glossary for the Hebrew and Yiddish
Bayit: house (Hebrew)
Bissel: a little (Yiddish)
Blintz: Delicious dough wrapped treat
Borscht: Cold beet soup
Bubbe: Grandma (Yiddish)
Challah: Egg Bread eaten every week for the Sabbath
Clipa: Protective emotional layer
Cohen: member of the priestly class
Crohn’s: An intestinal disease Jews are particularly prone to
Dina Demalchutah Dina: Your King’s Law is Your Law (Aramaic) The law telling us to respect the laws of the country we live in. Even if it’s something ridiculous, like prohibiting polygamy.
ghetto: originally, the area of Rome to which Jews were restricted, later any Jewish or minority section of a city
Halachah: Jewish law
Haman: Villian from the holiday of Purim
Isro: Afro on a Jew, also known as a Jewfro
J-Date: Jewish dating website
JNF: The Jewish National Fund
Keepah: Yarmulkah, skullcap
Kishkes: Stuffed cow intestines
Maftir: final portion of torah read each week, the part the bar mitzvah boy reads
Matzoh: Unleavened bread eaten during the holiday of Passover
Menorah: A Jewish candelabra
Methusaleh: A Jewish patriarch who lived for nearly 1,000 years
Mikvah: Ritual bath used to purify women after menstruation and men after semen flow
Minyan: A quorum of ten Jewish men
Mitzvah: One of the 613 commandments
Mooksah: an activity which violates the sabbath
Nes Gadol Hayah Joel: A Great Miracle Was Joel (Hebrew)
Mordechai: Hero from the holiday of Purim
Perke Avos: Literally, the lessons of the fathers. The most famous book of the mishnah, the oral torah
Sheygetz: Non-Jewish man
Shiksah: Non-Jewish woman
Shtetl: A small Jewish town or village formerly found throughout Eastern Europe
Shlamazel: Man with no luck
Shlugging Kaporos: A method of removing sins by swinging a living chicken around your head, and then killing and eating it. (really works!)
Shmuck: Diseased penis
Shochet: A kosher butcher
Sitting Shiva: Observing a week of mourning following the death of a close relative
Sukkah: A temporary shelter used during the harvest holiday
Tay-Sachs: A disease that occurs in Eastern European Jews resulting in still-born children
Torahs: How Bibles kick it old (testament) school

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2005

19

Jan

I am – Brad's Super Link List

The link dump is here…never fear. If you would like to send me a garbage link you can always email me at: brad.jew@gmail.com

7 Super Links

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2005

19

Jan

I am – Brad’s Super Link List

The link dump is here…never fear. If you would like to send me a garbage link you can always email me at: brad.jew@gmail.com

7 Super Links

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2005

19

Jan

I am – Tiffany Teen's Goodbye Letter

I don’t like porn, and I don’t like teen models….who am I kidding….I love these cock-teasing bitches who never get naked. I like seeing them in the random settings in lingerie and shit….anyways Tiffany Teen, the leader of the gang is retiring and here is her goodbye note… Rumor is she’s quitting because she really has a penis….

So the goodbye letter and pictures after the jump….

Hey everyone Thanks for all the goodbyes and farewells and stuff. Dont be sad…im all good, im happy, im not regretful or pissed or anything like that. It wasnt the nude pics or certain people or anything that caused me to retire from tiffany…just changes in my life…u know…time to move on or whatever. if i said i didnt have fun doing the whole thing i would be lying cuz the whole experience was quite amusing, not to mention a blast. I got to meet some really cool girls, rekindle a friendship between me and one of my good friends (nikki…i miss u!!) and have fun with my best bud phil (thanks for the sweet comment…u know i’ll miss our dennys and applebees discussions heehee) i mean it was fun! but now, im gonna be 21 in May and i dont know if im supposed to say this or not but im getting married in july and before all that happens i just kinda wanted to i guess clean up a little bit and start a life/job/career that is respected and genuine. i really did have SO much fun being tiff and talking to MOST of u 😛 just kidding, all of u that i actually talked to seemed pretty cool. i will miss this whole thing. it was a wierd experience but certain outcomes made it all worthwhile and im greatful for it. and i wanna say thanks to phil for always treating me right hes a really great guy and he knows how to treat a model…i might get in trouble for this but hes a real softy and never EVER made me sleep in a cage! 😛 well, looks like its time for me to get to bed. i’ll check back tomorrow and respond to some stuff if anything interesting comes up but for now byebye

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2005

19

Jan

I am – Tiffany Teen’s Goodbye Letter

I don’t like porn, and I don’t like teen models….who am I kidding….I love these cock-teasing bitches who never get naked. I like seeing them in the random settings in lingerie and shit….anyways Tiffany Teen, the leader of the gang is retiring and here is her goodbye note… Rumor is she’s quitting because she really has a penis….

So the goodbye letter and pictures after the jump….

Hey everyone Thanks for all the goodbyes and farewells and stuff. Dont be sad…im all good, im happy, im not regretful or pissed or anything like that. It wasnt the nude pics or certain people or anything that caused me to retire from tiffany…just changes in my life…u know…time to move on or whatever. if i said i didnt have fun doing the whole thing i would be lying cuz the whole experience was quite amusing, not to mention a blast. I got to meet some really cool girls, rekindle a friendship between me and one of my good friends (nikki…i miss u!!) and have fun with my best bud phil (thanks for the sweet comment…u know i’ll miss our dennys and applebees discussions heehee) i mean it was fun! but now, im gonna be 21 in May and i dont know if im supposed to say this or not but im getting married in july and before all that happens i just kinda wanted to i guess clean up a little bit and start a life/job/career that is respected and genuine. i really did have SO much fun being tiff and talking to MOST of u 😛 just kidding, all of u that i actually talked to seemed pretty cool. i will miss this whole thing. it was a wierd experience but certain outcomes made it all worthwhile and im greatful for it. and i wanna say thanks to phil for always treating me right hes a really great guy and he knows how to treat a model…i might get in trouble for this but hes a real softy and never EVER made me sleep in a cage! 😛 well, looks like its time for me to get to bed. i’ll check back tomorrow and respond to some stuff if anything interesting comes up but for now byebye

Source Here

Pictures link to full Galleries:






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