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2008

21

Jul

Ashley Dupre Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I used to think what this Ashley Dupre hooker charged was insanity. It was highway fucking robbery that any normal person could never afford but when I think back to what normal priced hookers look like in all their toothless, addicted and unwashed with a box that smells like fishy Aids garbage , she’s definitely easier on the eyes, but still not worth the cost.

I mean when you’re ready to get down with a hooker, you’re not lookin’ for love, you’re lookin’ for a vagina, and the benefit of a stinky pussy whore who charges 50 dollars and you find on the street corner is that you’re also paying for the the full experience,

When it comes to the Ashley Dupre level of prostitution, it’s more like making a bet with a normal girl you met in a bar who is resisting going home with you. It’s like “come on, I’ll give you 2,000 dollars to fuck you right now….No? Fine make it 10,000 dollars” when all she’s thinking is that she probably would have done it for free if dude had a little more game like that guy the night before, but might as well collect the money because 10,000 dollars sounds like a lot of money and she really wanted a new pair of designer shoes.

Here she is in a bikini, it’s a better deal than actually hiring her, because let’s face it she’s a fucking rip off, but at least she’s put a price on her vagina, that should go down everyday she gets older, like the slow rotting fruit at the grocery store at a rate that in about 60 years, your bank account will be able to score this ass. The other thing she’s put on her vagina is that stupid tattoo, because Ashley Dupre’s such a little whore that she likes her tramp stamp in the front, because she likes to stare in your eyes when you cum all over her, instead of the impersonal lower back like all the less expensive whores are rockin’.

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2008

18

Jul

Topless Sienna Miller Get’s Felt Up by a Married Dude of the Day

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Here is Sienna Miller playing with her married boyfriend. I just thing the funny thing in all this is that his name is Balthazar. That’s some seriously pretentious name that I had to look up because it sounded so fucking blue blooded and obnoxious and it turned out that I was right. This dude is the great grandson of one of the richest men in the USA in his day and his dad is some drug using rich kid who suffered a stroke in ’81 after having a drug overdose. It’s only natural for a rich kid to take whatever the fuck he wants when it comes his way or when people tell him that he can’t have it, it’s this spoiled brat attitude that proves that despite being married, having a new born kid you can still have the pussy he want. So while his wife is breast feeding their baby, he’s breast feeding himself and all he’s gotta do is cut a child support check once a month to shut her up. I guess that goes for all you married dudes out there too, you can buy your freedom, and play with tits on the back, just let Balthazar and his annoying name show you the way. Sometimes all the world needs is a rich kid to show us how it’s done.


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2008

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got this email:

Dear Jesus,

I am an American first and an avid reader second. As your are probably aware, in America nothing we do is our fault, it is someone else’s fault, and my recent relapse into strippers, cocaine, and alcohol can only be the result of one thing: your blog (or whatever the hell its called). I am convinced that by you posting pictures of naked females, I am required to visit your site daily, and furthermore reading about your exotic adventures in bathrooms and college afterbar party’s complete with drugs and alcohol, I have relapsed into such behavior. Therefore, I am doing the American thing and suing your for something, I haven’t figured out what yet because I am a little high right now, but trust me, I will be looking for compensation.

Considering you are an American, I was impressed to see that you knew how to write and use email. Someone told me that 40 percent of Americans are illiterate and I thought those were the people coming to the site. Also, I embrace this lawsuit, despite it not being something high profile that would put me on the map, since you’re not Lohan, but because it means I have made a difference in someone’s life. I think everyone is so uptight in this fast paced world and forget the best times of their lives were back in college, before kids and wives and mortgages, where they’d get so fucked up they’d wake up next to girls they didn’t know and wish they never met because the stink of their pussy takes days to get out of their pubic hair.

Drugs, alcohol and strippers don’t lead to a productive life to society, but society is depressing and who needs to be productive and fit in when you’re too busy having a good fuckin’ time. Congrats on your new found life, because it sounds fun and I’ll see you in court motherfucker.

Here are my links…


Waffle House Wedding
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Who Wants to Bang Miley Cyrus’ Mom?
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Mini Bike Fun
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Lohan’s Tits on the Set of Her New Movie
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Example #34561930756 of Why Jennifer Lopez is a Supreme Cunt
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Catherine Zeta Jones Panty Flash
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Sex Scene or Murder Scene
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10 Funniest Home Shopping Network Bloopers
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Megan Fox is a Sex Jedi
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What Baseball League Has The Hottest Girls:
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Posh Spice Shows Some Skin
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ALICIA DOUVALL took her 12 year old daughter to a Surgeon for a boob job
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Sports Jerseys Body Painted on Sluts
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Miley Cyrus On God, Remaking “Sex And The City” And Her Purity Ring
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Top 10 Latino Dimes (sluts)
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Barbara Chiappini Like Whoa!
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Glued Flip Flop Prank is Pretty Rad
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The Best Porn on the Net, Period
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If Only Tuesdays Meant 2 for 1 Sluts, Like At The Movies
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The Best Baseball Brawls Ever
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Victoria’s Secret Backstage Shots
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Swing/Fall
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Cougar Coochie?
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Crash, Bang, Boom!
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Guy Gets Demolished is Fight
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Sex isn’t Really Sex if You’re Alone
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Pilot Training Exercise Freaks Me the Fuck Out
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NUDE WIMBLEDON HEGRE GIRLS
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Playboy’s Tiana Hunter
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Kahna’s Gallery
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Playboy Drama – Oh Shit…
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Pink Shops for a New Penis Attachment in SoHo
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WTF is Aubrey O-Day Wearing on Her Head?
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Eva LongWHORIA Got The Katie Holmes
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Tree Planting Naomi Campbell Says She’s Not a Bad Person
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This Will Help even Your Sorry Ass Get Laid
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Striptease of the Day
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Host Faints on Live TV
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She Finds the Hidden Camera
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Close Call Cop
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Megan Fox Lookin’ Hot @ FOX All-Star Party
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Oily Renata Daninsky
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Now Here’s a Little Pick Me Up
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Flavor of Love’s Bucky Talk’s About Her Sex Tape
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Necklace of Firecrackers
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HELP WANTED!
I Probably Wouldn’t Help a Handicapped Girl. Would You?
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Nicole Richie’s Book Is Being Made into a TV Series…Yawn
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Izabel Goulart in Arena Magazine
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Blake Lively;s Rockin’ Legs at Fox event
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On the Job Pussy Play
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Steal Change from a Vending Machine
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Suzanne Somers Flashes Her Panties on the Home Shopping Channel
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

The Milkiest Vagina Grossness I’ve Ever Seen
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Some Girl Spreading Her Ass Cheeks
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2008

12

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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My wife got wasted for the first time in a long time, she was out drinking vodka with one of her friends celebrating the 4th of July, she’s a little slow because not only is she a week late, but she’s also not American. I thought it was going to be a really nice change of pace for us, since I am usually the only drunk one in the house and I figured it’d be fun to have my wife drunk with me, I just thought we’d get along better and she’d stop her constant nagging and we’d be able to joke around for a change and she’d be too drunk to complain about my inadequacies. I was wrong.

About 3 minutes after walking in the door, she went off about how I am a pussy and how I bully girls and how I am a disgusting person who doesn’t turn her on because I am a little man with a little penis and the thought of me fucking her makes her want to throw up, which she did end up doing shorty after. She said other hurtful things I don’t remember because I was drunk and I black out now, which turns out to be a good thing, I do remember ending up in a wresting match and her winning and me sleeping on the couch with a broken rib and a whole lot of shame, but here I am hungover and bringing you the links. I am nice like that…..

Sienna Miller KIssing Her New Married Boyfriend Topless Preview
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Cancel All You Plans (Like You Have Any Anyways) and Take the Phone Off the Hook While These Girls Take Their Clothes Off….
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Hot Girl From New York of the Day
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Suicide Girl Radeo is a Barely Legal Miley…
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$132 for This Slutty Trash?
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Krystal Forscutt Topless In Zoo
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Selma Blair Has Nipples. Maybe
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Some Slut Named Emily Blunt is Single
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One Man Beat Boxing Band, Because Beatboxing is Fucking Annoying…
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Catherine Zeta Jones Flashes Her Panties
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The Top 10 Wii Sluts Ever
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Famous People Who Have Lost it All
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The 10 Hottest Topless Mastubation Movie Scenes
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Eva Longoria and Her Pussy Peak….
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Tina Fey Showing Off Her Hot (Disgusting) Tits
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Jessica Simpson Having an Orgasm….
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Some Jessica Simpson Chick Sucking Her Boyfriend’s Dick Pictures…She’s Not the Real One…
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One Way To Weed out the Weak….
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20 of the Hottest Chicks Dressed Like Faye Valentine
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Read Some Music Reviews
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Some of Miss July for Playboy’s Personal Pics
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Kira Miro Does July, 2008 MAN Magazine
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Nice Dress Mister…
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Troll Wedding of the Year?
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Selena Gomez is the Next Piece of Disney Jailbait
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Coco’s Rack is All American and All Silicone
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10 Lazy Video Game Cliches
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Inguna Butane is Fully Fuckable
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Truck Versus Parked Cars
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Gangster Wiggles
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Find Girls To Fuck, and Stop Being Pathetic
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Bik Ramo in the Water Goes Wrong
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Wife Nude in Nature
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Jessy Formal Fantasy
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Brookw Hogan, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Test Roll Goes Wrong
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Pretty Good Wheel Chair Prank
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Station Striptease
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Use This and Get Some
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Striptease of the Day
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Wino Left Something Behind, and It Ain’t Her Purse
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Ildinia Looks Amazing in Her Lingerie
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Girl Gets Beatdown
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Some Space Shuttle Shit That is Pretty Rad
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Talent Show Nipple Slip
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Luciana Salazar in Gente Magazine
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John Mayer Enjoys Groupie Sex
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Jennifer Ellison can’t escape NUTS
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What is is Called if It’s Not Called Doggystyle?
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Molotov Cocktail Test Subject
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Playboy Babe – April Ireland
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Backstage is Always More Interesting
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Solve Rubik’s Cube in 88 seconds…Blindfolded!
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Hi-Def Gagging. Yes, You Read that Right
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Porn Company Boss Claims Victory in Hendrix Sex Tape Battle
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2008

11

Jul

Some Busted Faced British Chicks in Bikinis of the Day

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This is what Birtish Soap stars look like in bikinis, an outfit unemployed British men everywhere probably prefer seeing these girls in, not because bikinis make life a better place, proven everytime my wife sits in my neighbor’s backyard under the sprinkler to keep cool in the summer, since the heat is like death for her and her heavily insulated body, and death for me, because of the smells that come with profuse sweating from her ass, but because some girls just look better naked than clothed. These girls have these cartoon lookin’ wonky faces that make me feel like I am watching some low budget british documentary on the longterm effects of unfiltered, mercury contaminated water near some steel factory in working class neighborhoods, but when you take off their clothes, they are totally worth fucking…from behind…to prevent nightmares, or permanent psychological damage that turns you homo.

Their names are Adele Silva and Verity Rushworth, in case you were wondering, which I doubt you were, because ugly faced girls have the ability to make hot bodies unfuckable and we hate them for that internal battle they cause us trying to figure out whether or not we can get really go through with watching theirn disgusting chompers eat dinner just to get in their their pants and that kind of debate shouldn’t happen when it comes to getting pussy.

If these bitches were nice, they let their bodies go south, to match their faces, that way we wouldn’t have to deal with these kinds of internal debates about whether we’d bang them or not because the truth is, despite how busted these girls are, they have an ego and false sense of what they look like and actually fancy themselves to be hot making the liklihood of you getting up in them, even if you don’t really want to and are just doing it because there are no hotter chicks around and a pussy is a pussy even if attached to shit, is impossible.

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2008

07

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis in a Brown Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some decent looking European chick in a barely there bikini, because Europe knows how to do things when it comes to having half naked girls running around in public. It’s something I like to think is fighting obesity and could be the reason why they aren’t as fat as the USA. Maybe if America switched up the laws and weren’t so conservative, making topless legal, wearing tops would make chicks feel awkward, different, out of style and unattractive, they would second guess eating that extra Big Mac and would try to get in shape so that they could be like everyone else.

The truth is that the fat Americans I’ve seen have totally accepted that they are big, they blamed it on genetics and not on themselves or the fact that they eat more calories in a day than a devoloping village in a third world country does in a month, with all their snacks, deserts and fast food restaurants on every corner making them too busy eating in front of the TV to be exercising, meaning that they would get topless too without realizing how disgusting they are, making American beaches a scene from a fucking horror movie and not the kind of horror movie I jerk off to, so maybe it’s just better that instead of changing laws to get girls naked they US Government is focusing on killing arabs.

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2008

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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So I got this email because I called Jewish girls dog faced and people think I am racist and I don’t think I am because Judaism isn’t a race it’s a religion. Anyway, this is the email I got:

I just thought I would share the fact that although I thoroughly enjoy your rants, raves, whathaveyous.. and your incredibly beautiful and skillful way of articulating such hateful and completely disgusting spew about celebs and rich people that are famous because they’re rich, I was upset at your suggesting Jews are ugly. Not ALL Jews are
ugly. For example, I’m Jewish, but I’m not ugly.

Fuck, you know what? I’m adopted. And actually Swedish. But proudly converted at birth and bat-mitzvahed! L’chaim. Oh well. All Jews are ugly.

Yours truly,
Hot Jewish Girl Who Isn’t Really Jewish

See, she gets what I am saying and she’s a fucking Jew. So you can stop sending the hate mail and start sending the nudes and until you do, I’ll just post my links….oh and Happy July 4th Americans.

Real Sluts Don’t Talk Back, They Just Get Naked and Give It a Little Diddle….
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I Wonder If Tyra Banks’ Ass is as Big in Wax as it is In Person
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Bad Traffic Stop
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Nikki Miller is Pretty in Pink
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Megan Fox is Single – Because Brian Austin Green is a Loser
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Blake Lively Panty Upskirt
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Whoose Boobs Because America Loves Boobs
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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Some Amazing Tits
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The 10 Worst Celebrity Sex Tapes of All Time
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Be Kanye!!
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Selita Ebanks is Fine
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Latest American Apparel Ad Features a Porn Star because they are Sleazier than Me
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Mini Me’s Opportunistic Jew Gets Interviewed By AVN – Check Out The Dog in the Picture Gallery….By Dog I Mean Her and Not the Actual Dog….
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The Pregnant Man Gives Birth!!
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Best and Worst Celebrity Beach Bodies….Marla Maples Dreams Have Come True….
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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10.5 Million Firecrackers
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Christina Applegate’s Boyfriend of 2 Years Dies of a Heroin Overdose – RIP MOTHERFUCKER
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Classic Candid Camera Elevator Prank
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Irina Sheik in a new Intimissimi lingerie shoot
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Lesbian Bitch Fight Erupts Live on Croatian TV
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Sweet Blonde Denisa
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Jennifer Aniston + Kimbo Stewart = Fight to the Death
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Apocolypse How
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Nikki Jane Outdoor Shoot
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Let the Licking Begin
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Everyone is Fucking Everyone Else
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Heidi Klum and Her Legs Ar Out For Lunch
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More Stuff About Dark Knight
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Ashlee Simpson is Having a Boy and Pigs Out to Celebrate
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Amateur TITS!
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Sexy Asian Babe Mia
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Slutty Nikki Shows Off For the Camera
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Petra Nemcova’s Legs are Something Special…
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How Good Are Krispy Kreme Donuts? Blooper.
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Jordan – Katie Price Close Up Disgustingness…
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Bad Swing Set Owns Idiot
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A Chat with Brittany’s Bod
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Ana Beatriz Barros does GQ Italy
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Esther Baxtern = Boners
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Testing a Super Sixed Slip and Slide
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Irina Sheik bikini pics for Sports Illustrated 2008
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Dimitri the Lover Orders a Pizza
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Vanessa Hudgens Looking Hot
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Even MORE Web Slut Fun
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Red Ass Teens Say Yes to SPankings
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Spy Cam Fun
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Make Explosive Mini Rockets with Matchsticks
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Ass Fucked By A Trailer Hitch
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Nikki Benz is Half Naked
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Leah rubbing her hard clit in her car
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Some Slut Showing Off Her Insane Ass For the Camera
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Some Dude Messing With His Driving Instructor
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Collection of Some Redhead Slut
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You End Up On This Site When You Drink Too Much but You Don’t End Up in My Bed….
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2008

03

Jul

My Wife’s New Favorite Meal of the Day

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My wife is fat and I feel it gives me something that I can relate to Americans on, so it’s not all bad that I can’t handle the smell of her disgusting ass that she can’t wipe properly because she can’t reach, or the fact that I can’t get hard anymore because all I see is a big fucking pile of shit that is her body that struggles to take breaths in, while I sit any pray that eventually her organs will crap out on her so I don’t have to deal with it anymore, not that I want her dead, but the fact that she got herself to this level of obesity makes me think that she wants to die and her heart and lungs are begging to be put out of their misery everytime she tries to stand up.

I made the mistake of showing her this video and now she’s got a new life dream and that is to eat one of these disgusting 1000 calorie bacon cheeseburgers on Krispy Kreme donut buns, not because she wants to be American but because her exact fat words were “that looks so good it should be illegal”, so being the good husband that I am, I have decided to fuel the fire and clog those arteries a little more, I figure I’m like Doctor Kevorkian in this motherfucker and this is just assisted suicide.

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2008

02

Jul

Marla Maples is Miss America in a Bikini of the Day

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Marla Maples has been doing that “Look at me everyone I’m in a bikini” cry for attention the last couple of weeks now. I guess she figures that if she hires photographers and gets in a bikini and poses with random things in hopes of getting attention, eventually she will land on a tabloid as the hottest bikini body above 40 or some shit.

Today is the Miss America edition for July 4th, and I hear that if this song and dance doesn’t work, her next photoshoot includes midgets, clowns and fireworks and if that one doesn’t get her the attention she thinks she deserves, things are going to get messy and she’s going to start taking hostages at gun point in the local bank with a list of fuckin’ demands, the top being to get her pictures in People Magazine.

I assume all this is to get back at Donald Trump and make him regret that he left her for a younger hotter immigrant gold digger and since she’s a little too old to get back at dude by competing and winning his next Miss America pageant, she’ll go about it her own way, because revenge is bittersweet, at least that’s what I hear.

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2008

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend and I still haven’t left my house to get drunk. That depresses me so I am not going to waste my time writing this post and will just leave you with the links because that’s how lazy fuckers do things. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Spend Your Weekend Telling Hot Sluts How To Make You Cum….
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Stalker of the Day
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The Naked Drummer is Becoming Famous
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Susana Wants You to Work the Power Tube
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Normal Men Get Back Pains From Working to Hard. Hugh Hefner Gets Them From Fucking Too Much
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Jodie Marsh Panty Upskirt
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Who Would You Rather Do – The Models Who Fuck Famous People Edition
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Rihanna is Bloated
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10 Best Skinny Dipping Movie Scenes
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Video Games They Could Make Porno’s Out Of:
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Stripper Doesn’t Do Her Job Very Well
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What’s Wrong With Office Masturbation?
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Balloon Bowl is Amazing

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The 394 feet Dirtbike Jump – World Record

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Let’s Laugh at Myspace Losers
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Find a Girl and Then Fuck Her
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I want Beyonce and Solange to Fight to the Death in a No Holds Barred Celebrity Death Match
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Life is About Tough Lessons
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Paris Hilton Took a Shit Bath
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Kate, Raven and Misty Put on a Show
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Jana Jordan Has a Tight Body
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The Real World…The Aftermath
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Jessica Taylor Has Got It Going On. From the Neck Down
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Fegie’s Daughter is Quite the Looker
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Lohan Still Having Labor Pains
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Leona Lewis Looks Smokin at Nelson Mandela’s Birthday
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Coco’s Implants Might Need a Tune Up
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Amateurs of the Day
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Porn You Can Thank Me For Later.
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Gina Lynn breaks the law
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Okay Not EVERYBODY Gets to Play Wii Fit in Their Underpants
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Bad Babysitter Masterbates at Work
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Tory Lane Takes It Off
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Michelle Heaton is Some Hot Broad I Have Never Heard of Hanging Out in a Lingerie Store in a Country I Have Never Been To
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Ashlynn Brooke is Busty
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Get Some Help Getting Laid This Weekend
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Mini Me is Gonna Sue the Shit Out of TMZ
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Useable NES Controller Table is Amazing
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Kitchen Bikini Slip and Slide
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Vida Guerra Photoshoot
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Guess The Celebrity Thong!
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Man, Hollywood is Running Out of Ideas Fucking Fast
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Tramp Stamp to End All Tramp Stamps
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Sara Tomasi is Hot and I Think I Love Her
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Do you women regret one-night stands more than men?
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A Plastic Surgeon’s Response to Audrina’s Fake Tits
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Funny Climate Change Ad that Doesn’t Scare Me
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Anime Fuck Sluts is Right Up Your Alley, Because You are a Loser Who Watches Too Many Cartoons
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Beat Super Mario Brothers in 5 Minutes
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BONUS – Sluts Who Can’t Say No To You, Because There Are in Photos and Can’t Talk Back
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