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2008

02

Jul

Marla Maples is Miss America in a Bikini of the Day

Marla Maples has been doing that “Look at me everyone I’m in a bikini” cry for attention the last couple of weeks now. I guess she figures that if she hires photographers and gets in a bikini and poses with random things in hopes of getting attention, eventually she will land on a tabloid as the hottest bikini body above 40 or some shit.

Today is the Miss America edition for July 4th, and I hear that if this song and dance doesn’t work, her next photoshoot includes midgets, clowns and fireworks and if that one doesn’t get her the attention she thinks she deserves, things are going to get messy and she’s going to start taking hostages at gun point in the local bank with a list of fuckin’ demands, the top being to get her pictures in People Magazine.

I assume all this is to get back at Donald Trump and make him regret that he left her for a younger hotter immigrant gold digger and since she’s a little too old to get back at dude by competing and winning his next Miss America pageant, she’ll go about it her own way, because revenge is bittersweet, at least that’s what I hear.

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2008

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend and I still haven’t left my house to get drunk. That depresses me so I am not going to waste my time writing this post and will just leave you with the links because that’s how lazy fuckers do things. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Spend Your Weekend Telling Hot Sluts How To Make You Cum….
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Stalker of the Day
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The Naked Drummer is Becoming Famous
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Susana Wants You to Work the Power Tube
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Normal Men Get Back Pains From Working to Hard. Hugh Hefner Gets Them From Fucking Too Much
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Jodie Marsh Panty Upskirt
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Who Would You Rather Do – The Models Who Fuck Famous People Edition
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Rihanna is Bloated
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10 Best Skinny Dipping Movie Scenes
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Video Games They Could Make Porno’s Out Of:
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Stripper Doesn’t Do Her Job Very Well
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What’s Wrong With Office Masturbation?
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Balloon Bowl is Amazing

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The 394 feet Dirtbike Jump – World Record

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Let’s Laugh at Myspace Losers
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Find a Girl and Then Fuck Her
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I want Beyonce and Solange to Fight to the Death in a No Holds Barred Celebrity Death Match
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Life is About Tough Lessons
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Paris Hilton Took a Shit Bath
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Kate, Raven and Misty Put on a Show
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Jana Jordan Has a Tight Body
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The Real World…The Aftermath
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Jessica Taylor Has Got It Going On. From the Neck Down
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Fegie’s Daughter is Quite the Looker
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Lohan Still Having Labor Pains
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Leona Lewis Looks Smokin at Nelson Mandela’s Birthday
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Coco’s Implants Might Need a Tune Up
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Amateurs of the Day
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Porn You Can Thank Me For Later.
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Gina Lynn breaks the law
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Okay Not EVERYBODY Gets to Play Wii Fit in Their Underpants
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Bad Babysitter Masterbates at Work
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Tory Lane Takes It Off
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Michelle Heaton is Some Hot Broad I Have Never Heard of Hanging Out in a Lingerie Store in a Country I Have Never Been To
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Ashlynn Brooke is Busty
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Get Some Help Getting Laid This Weekend
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Mini Me is Gonna Sue the Shit Out of TMZ
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Useable NES Controller Table is Amazing
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Kitchen Bikini Slip and Slide
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Vida Guerra Photoshoot
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Guess The Celebrity Thong!
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Man, Hollywood is Running Out of Ideas Fucking Fast
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Tramp Stamp to End All Tramp Stamps
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Sara Tomasi is Hot and I Think I Love Her
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Do you women regret one-night stands more than men?
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A Plastic Surgeon’s Response to Audrina’s Fake Tits
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Funny Climate Change Ad that Doesn’t Scare Me
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Anime Fuck Sluts is Right Up Your Alley, Because You are a Loser Who Watches Too Many Cartoons
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Beat Super Mario Brothers in 5 Minutes
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BONUS – Sluts Who Can’t Say No To You, Because There Are in Photos and Can’t Talk Back
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2008

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw some cunt given a free ice cream for her birthday at some ghetto restaurant I went to with my wife because she insisted. I kept staring at her table becauase it was her birthday and she was there with her family and her mom happened to have the biggest, perkiest tits any 60 year old I had ever seen had. Either way, the bitch gets her birthday ice cream and sends it back for more strawberries or some shit, which I thought was a little presumptuous considering we were pretty much eating in the fucking gutter but the waiter complied and when he came back with her ice cream a little more jacked on fruit, she sent it back again for chocolate sauce. Now, I don’t know about you but a ghetto bitch sending back her ice cream once is more than enough cunt behavior, but this cunt went did it twice and that is insane. In the girls defense, she was about 50 pounds overweight and someone you’d expect to take her ice cream pretty fucking seriously, because if she didn’t she’d probably be skinny. I thought it was a good enough story to post, but since it’s not that good, I’ll throw up some links to distract you from the bore that is me. Easy.

The Mini Me Sex Tape Clip Offends the Fuck Out of Me
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Open Wide Cheryl Burke and Show Us That Pussy
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Imogen Thomas is Watching Her Car
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Jessica Simpson’s Got Some Shitty Fucking Cleavage But We’d All Still Fuck Her
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Cameron Diaz’s Cry for Attention
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Martha Higareda Panty Upskirt
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Sesame Street Hires a Slut Muppet
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10 Hottest Celebrity Cougars
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Pam Anderson’s Taking Off Her Shirt Cuz Her Tits are Going to Be on Big Brother Australia
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Web Sluts Are The Best Type of Sluts to Have Cuz They Don’t Know Where You Live….
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Natasha Nice is Everything You Want in a Women
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Ashley Tisdale Looking More Jailbait Than Ever
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The Chick Who Fucked Mini Me in His Sex Tape
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Cheat at Roulette, Make Some Money, Then Give It To Me
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Cindy Margolis New Playboy Pics
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How NOT to Do a Flaming Shot
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Fun at the Mall
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Lucy Clarkson Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because You Can’t Be Mommy’s Special Little Guy Forever
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Old Disgusting Woman Decides to Take a Dump in Public
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Lenna’s Pink surprise
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Monique is Your Dream Date
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Hot Asian Dances For the Camera
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John Mayer Proves, Yet Again, That He Is an Idiot
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Jane Krakowski Puts on a Hard Hat and Pretends She Knows About Construction
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Brooke Hogan Looks Kind of Hot in the New Issue of Maxim, and By Kind of Hot I Mean Not Like a Man
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Angelina Jolie Looks Super Hot in Wanted
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Dorm Daze Photoshoot Will Make You Horny
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Knob Hockey is a Type of Hockey I’m Sure You Will Enjoy
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Stop the Press! Mary Kate Olsen is SMILING!
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Don’t Die a Virgin, Use This to Get Laid
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SKinny Dipping Fun
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Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
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No, You Are Not a Ninja
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Bree Olsen Sun Tans Naked
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Naked White Crackwhores Are the Best Kind of Crack Whores
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Bedroom Ass Shaker
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Boy George Got Into the Country After all
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Nicole Graves Washed Her Car
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Find The Best Porn on the Net, Period
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Paulina Rubio is Oh So Fine
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Kimora Lee is Preety Fucking Unreasonable
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Adabel Guerrero is in Argentina’s Maxim. Naked
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Pee Pee Firehouse
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Marisa Miller’s Legs Around Town
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Sluts Who Know How to Get the Job Done
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Stripper Dykes Caught on Camera
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Roller Derby Girls are Fucking Scary Looking
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Economics – Meet Hot Chicks
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Hot Chicks Doing Random Things
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Ashely’s Husband Want’s to Share the Wealth
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ROGUE COLLECTOR SAYS “PHOTOBUCKET’S JUST ANOTHER PORN SITE”
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BONUS – Club Sluts Who Won’t Give You The Time of Day
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2008

25

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I got some fan mail:

Why did you write White Power on your site. You’re a fucking racist and shouldn’t be advocating those kinds of negative things. I will never come back to your site again.

Signed
Black Power

I said:

It is funny because I am Mexican and White Power groups hate me more than they hate you. Don’t be such a girl, let’s go eat some fried chicken burritos and some watermelons while trying to fuck fat blonde chicks. I predict a long lasting friendship.

Signed
Mexican Power

Here are my links:

Prepare to be Turned On
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Mama Mia!! It’s the Italian Spider Man!
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Audrina’s Got Cleavage – Fake Titty Rich Kid Cleavage
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Kanye West Crys More Than a Baby With Diaper Rash
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Adrian Lima Pokies
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Sluts Who Know Not To Make You Ask Twice
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Amy Winehouse’s Lice
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Which sexy ebony chick looked the hottest at the BET awards?
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Alicia Keys is Fat
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Top 10 Hottest Moments of Tennis Babes in Slow Motion
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If Heidi Montag is a Born Star, I have a Functioning Penis and You Are Not a Homo
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Brooke Hogan: ìDad Touches Me Like Old Carî
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And Now, Some Backyeard Gymnastics!
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Con People Into Buying You Dinner If You Are As Poor As I Am
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Sneakiest Goal Ever Made in Soccer
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Use This to Get Sex, And Find Out If It’s All It’s Cracked Up to Be
(for the record, it is)
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The Kool-Aid Man is On the Loose!
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Miami Looks Like an Awesome Place Where Don’t Let People Like You and Me Run Freely
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Some Teenaged Girl Makes the Best Play in Minor Leagur Baseball History
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A Katy Perry Parody That Is Only Funny Because Katy Perry Sucks and I Hate Her
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Alessandra Ambrosio Gallery
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Gang of Sluts Jumps Some Other Slut
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Shopping with Lenka
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Jenna Nikol is At Her Best
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Blonde Slut Has a Private Party
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Stop Hanging OUt With 13 Year Olds; Find a Real Women to Fuck
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Audrina Patridge Short Shorts
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Rhianna Looks Like a Cake I Would Like to Fuck at the BET Awards
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And Now, Child Molester Will Bring You Your Local Weather Forcast….
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Nelson Mandela Hates Naomi Campbell
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Is It Just Me, or Is Dita Von Teese Looking Fucking Hefty?
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Madonna’s Divorce is About to Get Uglier Than She Is
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Striptease of the Day
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Ice T’s Wife is a Real Piece of Work
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Alison Angel is a Naked Butterfly
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Shaquile O’Neil Thinks He Is a Rapper, and He is Wrong
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Beyonce Cleavage Throwback
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Some Dude Lost 15 Pounds Using the Wii Fit. Maybe There is Hope For Me Yet
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Lorena Bobbitt Gives Interview 15 Years Later
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Skateboard + Face = Awesome
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Peta Todd is the International Babe of the Day
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Sluts Who Know How to Treat You Right
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I Just Hope They Didn’t Film the Peehole
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Some Hot Chick Flashing Traffic Video
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Big Tiitties in the Bathroom Compilation Video
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Some Arab Chick Shows Off Her Pussy
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Celebrity STD Guessing Game
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Hancock Poster Gets Pranked
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Hot Sweaty Portuguese Chicks in Bikinis
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Nereida and Cristiano on vacation
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Soccer Wife Oksana Andersson Topless on Vacation
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The Stupiest Shit From Harriet Carter
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Breasts Endorse Obama
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Youtubes Next Big Star Who Will Get Signed to Justin Timberlakes Label
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Fake Tits on the Volleyball Tour
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A bunch of cougars partying on a boat
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Murder Lily Has a Shitload of Tattooed and Pierced Whores for the Taking
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BONUS – PARTY GIRLS IN LINGERIE
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2008

25

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I got fan mail:

Seriously where was the line before you crossed it?

The things you write about her miscarriage are awful, if you wanna write shit about her being an ugly, pig faced, fat, talentless tool then go for it, i for one have no qualms with that, but the death of an unborn child is no laughing matter, and if by any long shot you are actually aware of this then you should take a long hard look at yourself, instead of making fun of the matter, obviously the bird is never going to see your site so it will affect her in no way, but anyone with any ounce of self respect should not be posting this about her.

I appreciate i sound like a fucking 55 year old church regular who helps serve fucking drinks on a sunday or whatever but I ask you please not to write that kind of shit, cuz i fucking love the site and 90% of the shit you write is funny as fuck, but as i said at the start, there was a line and it has been crossed.

I am in no way the fucking internet police or whatever but i’d like to visit your site and not have to scan shit like that.

My Response:

There are no lines to cross when the bitch in question smoked and drank while pregnant. End of story.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my links that hopefully offend some of you….

Heather Locklear is Desperate for Attention, so She Decided to Check In To Rehab
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Helium Pants Seem Amazing, Though I’m Sure They Won’t Lift My Fat Ass Anywhere
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Ali Larter is Wearing Next to Nothing in Allure Magazine
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Anne Hathaway was Attacked for Being So Fucking Boring….
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Kate Moss Upskirt
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Whoose Boobs the Swimsuit Edition
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Some Crazy Fighting Robots Made by Some Japanese Kids Who Are Way Smarter Than You
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Hot Women Sucking Cigars:
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Some Facebook Leaked Pics of Mary Kate Olsen and Nicole Richie at Some Dude’s Birthday Acting Retarded and Drunk and Smoking…..
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10 Hottest Videos with Yoko Matsugane’s Huge Tits
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Theresa Moore is Bangable
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College Girls Vacation in Dildo Paradise
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Party Prank Goes Wrong
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The Best Soccer Goal Ever
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Make Losing Your Virginity a Reality
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Nicole Scherzinger Panty Upskirt Throwback
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Kim Kardashianís Juggs Come Up For Air
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Soldier Boy and Ice T Are Fighting Like a Couple of 7 Year Old Girls
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Prank Your Roomate With a Table and a Air Horn
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Some Broad Rides 2 Escalators at Once and It is Amazing
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Best Boob Trick I’ve Seen in Awhile
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Pool Dive Makes Danger Fun
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Superman Gets His Soldier Boy On
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Colbie Caillat is Fine, is that Girl Next Door Type of Way
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Gas Station Scuffle Leads to Knock Out
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The Best Porn on the Net, Hands Down. Your Pants.
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Say Hello to Heather and Friends
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Hottest Orgasm Ever Caught on Tape
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What Part of “If You don’t Stop Smoking, You Will Damage Your Lungs Forever” Does Amy Winehouse Not Understand?
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Anne Hathaway’s Ex Boyfriend Got Arrested Again for Fraud
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WTF is Beyonce Doing
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Playground Faceplant
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More Madonna Divorce Rumors
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Getting Sex Has Never Been Easier Then Before
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How Do You Say “Dirty Ass in Russian”?
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Tanya James is Dressed Up Like a Maid
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Puma and Faith Sho You What’s What
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Vida Guerra’s Ass Was in the Dodger’s Hollywood All-Stars Game
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That Crazy Fat Kid Whole Stole a Car and Beat Up His Grandma is Ready for His 15 Minutes
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Magali Montoro Gives Boners
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Check Out Some Tits in Zoo
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Caught on the Job
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Some Crazy Sluts in the Hooters Parking Lot
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Some Topless Pic of TNA Chick Named Shelly Salinas Martinez – Not Related to Me….
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Carmen Electra Gets Sexy Over Cards
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Body Parts Art: 5 Unique Ways to Use Your Body
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Sexiest Light Beer Ads
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Mark Ronson and Sean Lennon Watched Porn with Sean Lennon
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What’s Gayer than a Rainbow??
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Get to Know Brianna Frost
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Some Funny Porn Blocker Ads in Germany that You Will Like
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James Caan is Getting it on With Pam Anderson
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Celebrities and their Philanthropy is Bullshit
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Miss Boston 2008 Finalists
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Sluts Who Do What You Say
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The Funniest Pictures of Crocs You Will See This Week
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Some Big Brother Germany Chick Takes a Shower
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Barbie Cummings Wants You to Come a Little Closer
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FIND

Disneyworld, the Kids and a Whole Lot of Panty/Nude Pics
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Real Sluts Know How to Get the Job Done Right
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THE ANAL PLAY MINUTE OF THE DAY:

Some Dude Shoved a Cell Phone Up His Ass To Hide it From the Cops and He Failed
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Jack Black Shoved Cereal Up His Ass and Could Be the Cause of His Fat
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2008

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

A reader reached out to me and opened up about his own alocholism and appreciation of what I do and his desire to help me out of this rut to reach a healthy, productive life that will open up other doors and take me out of this rut. He suggested I go to AA and quitting the booze will make me feel 1000 times better. I think I will look into it, because if anything, I’ll at least have the stories of the people in AA to make fun of, even though that’s probably frowned upon, more to come, but until it does, here are some links for you to rock out to.

Sluts Having Sex to End the Week Off Right
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Shauna Sand and Her Silicone Are Out For a Night on the Town in Her Stripper Shoes
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Toy Story 2: Requiem
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Susana is Back and Wants to Help You Work Out Your Biceps
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Amy Winehouse is going to be Dead in 3 Months. Mark My Words
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Now Here’s a Paparazzi Who Deserves Some Credit For This Upskirt Picture
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Before They Were BoobJobs
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Prince Charles Shows Off His Fly Side
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The Top 10 Porn Star Topless Scenes in Mainstream Movies
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Keira Knightley Lookin’ Hot at an Event
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Get Some Self-Esteem For Christ Sakes
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Hooters Waitress Has the Last Laugh
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Kim Kardashian is a Cutter
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Rihanna Performing Live and Hot on the Today Show
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Twin Indian Belly Dancers Have a Threesome in Some Movie
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Ray J and 2 Members of Danity Kane Made a Sex Tape
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Cindy Margolis and Her New Playboy Pics
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Gemma Atkinson in Some Big Titty Bikini Pics
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Hulk Hoga is a Sick Fuck
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The Lead Singer of Saving Abel is Banging This Bikini Clad Wrestling Whore
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Some Hot Chick and Her Popsicle Cool Her Whole Hot Body Off
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Private Outdoor Party, Lesbo Style
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GNAR WARS!!
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Losers of Myspace
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Marisa Miller Gallery
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Sometimes a Fat Friend is a Good Friend to Have
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The House Bunny : Film Clip
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Sandy Goes Lesbian
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Viagra of Arabia
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Jessica James in Black Fishnet
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Kristen Bell Pretends to Be as Drunk as I Am
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Queefing on Command
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Blake Lively Short Dress
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Pam Anderson Talks About Some Stuff I Don’t Care About
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Striptease of the Day
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Abbey Brooks Shows Off
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Tarantula Pussy Weirdness
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An Ass Worth Smacking
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Elsa Pataky @ Mont Blanc White Nights Festival Reception
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Some Balloon Art That Would Have Been More Funny If It Was Made of Condoms
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Rhianna Wears a Dumb Hat
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Some Sexy Beach Babes
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Jennifer Waycott Looks Hot in Sexy Boots
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John Mayer Left THIS for Jennifer Aniston?
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Girls and Their Toys
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Lego Coaster!
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The Joy of Synchronized Swimming
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Casey Michelle is All Sorts of Sexy
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A Little Bit of Web Sex is Better Than the No Sex You Get Right Now
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Fun in the Lounge
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Mike Myers is a Diva
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Play with a Womens Clitoris Proper
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Britney Spears is Already Back from Seeing her Neice
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Hawaii Dreamgirls Will Have You Dreaming of the Islands
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Miss Universe Australia in Some Lingerie Photoshoot
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Hot Asian Chick In Her Underwear
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Crazy Topless Lesbian Whip Cream Party
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Some Naked Chubby Chick in Some Photoshoot
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BONUS: Montreal Sluts Get Wet to End the Week Right
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2008

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I write about celebrities everyday because it is easy and I am not a very ambitious person. It’s like right in front of my face all the time but I don’t actually give a fuck and I didn’t realize that people actually do give a fuck about celebrities until last night. Sure, I knew they people liked laughing about shit going on in their lives, but I didn’t know that people followed there lives. I met 2 girls at a party who had matching dice tattoos and told me that they got that shit in honor of Britney and K-Fed. I had no idea that Britney and K-Fed had matching dice tattoos even though I absorb myself in this shit daily. They went on to tell me gossip about John Mayer liking golden showers, Keanus Reeves’ baby momma dying in a car accident and went on and on for hours. I was drunk and listening, and by listening I mean staring at their tits and that’s when I realized that I am actually a hack and people are fucking losers for caring about this shit and I am a fucking loser at everything but at least I can sleep well at night knowing that I have the longest daily link dump on the internet. Here it is.

Free Live Sex Show….
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Rio Girls Have Crazy Asses in this Video
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Funny Airline CEO Says Business Class Will be Beds and Blowjobs Cuz He’s Trying to Stay Competitive.
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Tila Tequila Looks Hot in a Tight Purple Dress
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Britney Spears Still Looks Pregnant
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100 Impersonations That Are Amazing
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Amelle Berrabah Of The Sugababes Has A Pantyhose Upskirt
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The 10 Best After School Specials
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This Ones for the Gays
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Hot Claudia Schiffer Photoshoot Video for Allure
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Top 10 Biggest Celebrity Breasts of All Time
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Let’s Travel Inside the Head of Tom Cruise for a Minute
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The 25 Sexiest Women in the World According to a Woman
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A crazy Story About A Man Who Found Gold in a Shitty Property He Bought – Check it Out
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Guess the Celebrity Cameltoe
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Laetitia Casta is All Types of Sexy
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Hillary Duff is a Mess
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Jamie Lynn Spears Has Officially Ruined Her Vagina
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To Catch a Super Predator – Super Mario
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Some Carrie Underwood Video to Masturbate To Because She Looks Distressed and We Like Girls in Distress
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Studio to Tom Cruise: Thanks, We’re Good!
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Make a Star Wars Storm Trooper Costume For Your Next Star Wars Convetion. Loser
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Skirt Prank Makes For Good Times
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Some Commercial That Freaked Me The Fuck Out
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The Great Office War
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Kirstie Alley Collapsed When She Weighed in at 240
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Some Unintentionally Dirty Candy
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Some College Sex Diary
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Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Daddy Has an Amazing Job
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The 8 Baddest Women in Sports
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These Kids are Off to a Bad Start
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Some Really Weird Aids Prevention Ads, Not that You Need Them, Aids is the Last Thing You’ll Die Of…
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Crazy is as Crazy Does
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Alessandra Ambrosio Gallery
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More Porn Than Ever I Know What to Do With
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And That’s Why You Don’t Play With Fire
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Moli Takes it Off at the Beach
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Glamour Girl Peach Wants to Show You Her Peach
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Tropical Thunder Viral Video Isn’t Too Viral But Still Funny As Hell
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Anne Hathaway Actually Looks Kind of Hot For Once
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Danielle Lloyd Takes Her Tits Out For a Night on the Town
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Bikini’s, Toplessness and General Nakedness
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Lulu is a Sex Bomb
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Body Guard I Want to Fuck
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I Wanna Punch AC Slater in the Face
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Luna Turns Her Webcame on in the Morning
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Topless Celebs Throwback
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Which Ass Would You Tap
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Lisa Van Allen Is PRetty Pissed Off That R-Kelly Got Off the Pedo Charges, And She’s Not Afraid to Say It
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Krystall Forscutt is Hot
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Let’s Watch a Gecko Get Eaten By Ants
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Go Fuck Yourself
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Homemade Tank!!
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Adriana Lima Gets Sized For Her Ring – Your Fantasy Chances of Marrying Her Come to an End
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Sunny Lane Looks Like the WHore She Is
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Bathroom Spycams Gross Even Me Out, But Here Are Some Anyways
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Maxine Knows How to Get the Job Done
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Suburban Amateurs
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Erotic Photography of Some Chick
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AND HELP SUPPORT MY DRINKING CUZ I AM STRUGGLIN’ HERE

Use This to Get Sex, Because The Old Fashion Way Obviously Isn’t Working OUt For You
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Sluts Who Know How to Do Things Right
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because Sex is More Exciting When There’s a Chick
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BONUS:
It’s Christmas In July….Or June I Guess
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2008

18

Jun

Shauna Sand in Some Hair Salon Porn of the Day

I have a feeling that you’re the kind of guy who hangs outside of Beauty Salons and peers in at all the luxurious women getting there hair done, until they notice you and ask you to leave, because I know I am.

When I look at rich women, a lot of times they look as ratty as streetwhores because they have seen their fair share of tanning beds, hair bleach, packs of cigarettes and cock that doesn’t belong to their husbands and look just as tacky and haggard as a prostitute. It reminds me that girls will be girls and that they are all cut from the same cloth, because no matter how much money you have you’re still a fuckin’ whore, just one in more expensive accessories, clothes and cars.

I like to think of Shauna Sand as the missing link between suckin’ dick in back alleys for 5 dollars and suckin’ dick at prestigious events for a quick adrenaline rush. Because she looks like a whore, she made her money being a whore, but she’s got enough money to get her hair done where the high society women go and that turns me on.

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2008

17

Jun

Karina Smirnoff Gets Upset When Talking About Maria(o) Lopez Cheating on Her of the Day

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, admitting you dated Mario Lopez from Saved by the Bell on TV, or crying about the fact that he cheated on you. I guess nothing destroys self esteem like being cheated on by some second rate loser going off fucking chicks behind your back, not because you are inadequate, even though it feels that way, but because dude’s just trying to hold onto this fame thing as hard and as long as he can and will sleep with anyone who offers because he knows he’s a fuckin’ has-been loser with little time left of convincing Hooters girls that he’ll show you what he used to do to Zach from Saved by the Bell, because a time will come when the generation of Hooters girls will have no idea what the fuck Saved by the Bell is and bedding 23 year olds will be a thing of the past. Those fans are hitting 30 now, soon they’ll be 40 and the only thing fun about fucking a 40 year old is menopause.

Posted in:Karina Smirnoff|Uncategorized

2008

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Today is a struggle, I am hungover and adjusting to being somewhere that isn’t my shitty couch in my shitty apartment and by adjusting I mean trying to bang as many bitches as possible because I left my disgusting wife at home. One of the bitches I am not going to be getting with is this one who just emailed me:

u are so hot but im only 12

I had nothing to respond so instead here are my links:

Britney’s Favorite Porno
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Bikini Super Market
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More Gameshow Fun from the Far East
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Nikki Sanderson Looks Oh So Good
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Adriana Lima is Engaged and It’s Only a Matter of Time Before She Ruins Her Vagina With a Baby
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Kim Kardashian Panty Upskirt
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Hayden Like an Old Truck or Fridge – Keeps Getting Older and Less Significant
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Find Out a Girls Name After You Slept With Her, In Case You’re a Drunk Like Me And Forget Shit Like That
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Tali Jatali Has a Horrible Accent But Is Fully Hot, So It’s Forgiveable
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Roselyn Sanchez Gallery
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Amazing Compilation of Some Crazy Basketball Shots
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The Top 10 Hottest Videos of Chicks Using Guns
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Jordan’s Sister Sophie Price’s First Strip of the Day
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Some Tila Tequila Shoot for King Magazine that You’ll Want to Fuck
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Darth Thriller Video
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Wet T-Shirt Goodness
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Car-Ma-Sutra : The Top 10 Sexual Positions in your Car
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Two Fat Guys Fight in Tight Pants Video
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8 Popular Sex Toys for Men
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Some Dude on Drugs Rock’s Out Proper
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Some Wrestling Diva Milf Flashing Her Ass and Showing Off her Big Fake Gross Tits
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Jamie Bradford is Cute in Plaid, and By Cute I Mean Fuckable
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More Mischa Barton Mushy Thighs
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Hot Underwear Ad You’ve Probably Already Seen….
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Kanye West Manages to Piss Off an Entire Festival’s Worth of People,
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American Apparel Ad With Tits
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American Apparel is Selling Sex Toys Now….
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Watch GIrls in your Neighborhood Get on Cam So You Can Get Off or Take them On a Date
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Samantha Fox Rocking The Cameltoe
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Top 7 Ass Getting Hollywood Assholes
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The Top 50 Most Lovely Cheerleading Squads
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Denise Richards Bikini Throwback
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Wet T-Shirt Contest Backstage
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I Usually Enjoy Watching Skaters Fall, But This is Pretty Awesome
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The Mid-Life Crisis Tour 2008
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Lesbian Butthole Lovers
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Rhianna Looks Hot at the Music Music Video Awards
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Ron Jeremy Never Ceases to Amaze Me
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A Collection of Nude Beach Shots
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Winehouse is Steadily on the Road to Recovery; Shows Up Only 2 Hours Late for Show
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Katherine is Sexy in a Fishnet
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Hyacinth’s Photoshoot Video
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The Ass Polka
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The Best Porn On The Net According To A Fat Guy (Me)
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Girlie Caught Masturbating
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Creepy Dutch Dude Gets Close to the Childrens
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Some Car Crash From the Inside Video
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Harvey Price Has a Message For Us
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Kate Beckinsale Hates Her, Which is Odd Because I Think It Is Glorious
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Tila Tequila Needs to Have Her Fucking Head Examined
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Uhhhh…Rock On…I Think?
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Who knew polka could be this fun!
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Living Lohan Episode 4
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Lori Loughlin is Back and More Bangable Then Ever
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The Oldest Lesbians in the History of Lesbians
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Miranda Kerr in a Victoria’s Secret Commercial
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Chaka Khan Dressed Like a Tire
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Prank Goes Gay
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Remember When Britney Spears Was Fuckable?
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Bierstick is Possibly the Greatest Invention Ever
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Spy Cam Catches Strippers Getting It On
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Keanu Reeves’ Chink in a Bikini
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Some Freaks Doing Weird Things to Themselves….
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds of the Day –

A Picture of Some Naked Chick and a Little Dick Suckin’
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Some Chubby Chick Gets Down To Her Naked Self in These Pictures
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BONUS –

Club Sluts From Montreal Sluts That Are a Hell of a Lot Better in Picture than in Person Because You Can’t Hear Their Annoying Voices…..
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PORN REVIEWS –

18 Eighteen is the Closest You Come to Doing Underage Girls Without Getting Arrested
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In Hornor of R.Kelly – Get into Sneaky Pee
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Her First Pregnancy
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Watch Squirting Carly Do What She Does…
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SUPPORT THE SITE BY CLICKING ON OUR SPONSORS WHO HAVE ALL THREATENED TO CANCEL THIS MONTH BECAUSE NO ONE IS CLICKING….WHICH MEANS THE END OF THIS BULLSHIT….

Use This to Get Sex, Because We All Need a Little Help Sometimes
And By We I Mean Losers Like You
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Relationships Made Easy
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Sluts You Know You Can Count On…..
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Start The Week Off Right. Get Laid
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