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2008

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

So – I have some bad news about my other pair of pants that I have committed myself to because I came home in my underwear at 7 am in my underwear after a rough night, I don’t really know what happened, but keeping my eyes open was next to impossible today. Anyway, the pair of pants I am forced to wear couldn’t handle my weight gain, a huge reason why we broke up before I bought the pair of pants I lost last night, and the button popped off. To make matters worse, while walking down the street a homeless dude refered to me a big guy when asking for change, because I guess god doesn’t think having hot chicks reject me constantly is enough abuse to my self esteem and figured throwing in some stabs from homeless crackheads will really drive the fuckin’ point home, I mean that is if there is a god, maybe I should start my Carmen Electra Stripper-robics DVDs, all I need is a TV and all you need is to click on this fucking links you fucking motherfucking piece of motherfucking shit that I am happy to know.


Karla Lopez Will Most Probably Give You a Boner
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Never Promise Crazy a Baby
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Miranda Kerr’s Weird Looking Face Doesn’t Distract Me From Her Tits Busting Out of Her Dress
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Ryan Phillipe’s Girlfriend’s Topless Scene
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Some Slut Named Charley Uchea Moons The Paparazzi
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MORE FROM THE DANCING INMATES!!
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10 Videos Of Boobs Bouncing in Slow Motion
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Prince Harry’s Girlfriend Shows Off Her Slutty Legs and Hot British Teeth
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Goes Furniture Shopping
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FOR SALE – Slightly Used Rubber Fist.
Wait…What?
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Samantha Willis is All Right in My Book
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Lohan Got a Job!!
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Sex is Fun, But Don’t Take My Word For It. You May Need This Tho
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Black Guys on a Beautiful Day
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How to Dump Your Girlfriend is 64 Easy Steps
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Some Hot Slut By The Pool VIdeo
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Some Parking Lot Brawl
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A Bunch of Slags Belly Dance for Your Sorry Ass
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Jelena Jenson is Naked on a Bed
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Chelsea Ray Strips Down
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Some Amateur Girl Shows Off Her New Implants
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Some Weird Motherfucker Pulls a Wack in a Bookstore Because This Public Masturbation Movement is Taking Over and Freaks me the Fuck Out
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Abigail Clancy Gallery
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Kids – Watch Out for This Weatherman…
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Becky Rule Rules Your Pathetic Penis….
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Make Dad Proud, Get Laid
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Budget Bungee Jumper Owns Himself
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Girl Make Out
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Burger King Saved Robert Downey Juniors Life
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Marisa Miller Looks Shiny
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College Sluts Make Mom and Dad Proud
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Kellie Pickler and Jessica Simpson are Attention Whores Who I’d Fuck The Trash Out Of
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Striptease of the Day
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Blaaaaaaaake is Found Guilty. I am Shocked. SHOCKED!
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Aneta Heat Is On Fire
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Some Charity Sluts
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Molested by the Crowd
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Celebs without Make Up
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Diddy Changed his Name BACK to Puff Daddy
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Banquet 5 Day Tour (This One is For Lucas!!)
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The Old Sluts From the Golden Girls Took a Night Off From the Old Folks Home
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Monica in the Kitchen
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Jamie Spears To KFed: “Do My Daughter Again, I’ll Give You Millions”
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Fence Versus Idiot
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Now Thats What I call a Wonderbra Ad
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Teacher Accused of Having Sex With Students Writes to Nick Hogan in Jail
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Strange quirks after Fucking
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Sluts or you to Shake Your Stick At
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Malibu Angels Make Me Wanna Take a Vacation
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Spy Cam Office Fun
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Put Custom Songs on Guitar Hero
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G String at the Office
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Chick and Her Self Shot Tits
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Some Naked Chick in the Bath
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Some Girl Topless With Her Boyfriend
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BONUS: Sluts Show Some Ass on the Beach
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Another Bonus: The Term Slut Just Got a Whole Lot More…Sluttier
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2008

05

Jun

Penelope Cruz’s Ass Rockin’ Out in Shorts on Set of the Day

Penelope Cruz brought her nose onto the set of some movie where she walks around in shorts that show off her Spanish ass cheeks. It reminds me of a pair of shorts my wife used to wear around the house only no one would ever masturbate to that shit, they wouldn’t even have sex with it if I paid them and trust me I have tried because I am tired of having all the pressure of having to satisfy her because she is disgusting and I’d love to find a stand in cock to get her off my jock.

I have nothing to say about these pictures, but I am hungover and need fluids and food or I may die. Fuck you poverty for doing this to me.

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2008

03

Jun

Kim Kardashian is a Slut on Set of Disaster Movie of the Day

The biggest joke of Disaster Movie, something I can only assume is being made by the same people who did Scary Movie and Date Movie is that they hired Kim Kardashian to be in it because I know these things are supposed to be spoofs and can only assume casting a useless fat slut to pretend to act must be all part of some spoof joke, like making fun of real actors, but since I don’t do spoof too well, maybe I am wrong and she’s the only whore the could get due to budget constraints.

The good news is that she goes onto spoof being a cheerleader, which we all know is some kind of joke, considering she looks like she ate the cheerleading squad and the only lifting she’ll be doing is the piece of cake from plate to mouth and the only cheering she’ll be doing is burping to make more room for more cake and the only acrobatic dance she’ll be doing is passing out on her sofa after stuffing herself like a turkey since moving that weight around is tiring but ironically so is sitting all day, not that I know what irony is, but it sounded right to me.

Either way, here she is with Vanessa Minnillo as a Fat Cheerleader which has funny written all over it.

And, Here she is with Carmen Electra in some America Apparel outfit that I want to watch my seed slide off of it’s shiny slicked surface.

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2008

30

May

Jojo Levesque’s Got Some Tits of the Day

Jojo was one of those Miley Cyrus jailbait sluts before Miley Cyrus existed. She kinda paved the way for Miley by giving perverts everywhere some teenage popstar fantasies and I never really understood it. She was chubby and didn’t have tits but did have a thing for black cock. The good news is that the eating paid off for her and that she finally secured some fat in the right places, it took some time and a lot of cake, but in the end, she is stacked and never had to go under the knife. Sure fake tits look stupid, but fat tits usually look worse as the nipple tries so hard to kiss the ground that you think shit’s just got off a rocky flight or even like it spent the last 6 months at sea. I guess all that matters is that bitch is showing off the cleavage she always wanted and all it took was a couple years of laziness and overeating something that my wife and I can relate to.

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2008

30

May

Adriana Lima Gets Topless for Elle Magazine of the Day

This staying up all night shit is making updating the site a pain in the ass, I guess I shouldn’t really stop the site, because I would upset about 2 people, but maybe I should stop drinking at a reasonable time. These after parties and shit are keeping me up until 8 am and I only wake up at 3 when most people are winding down for the day and getting off their computers for the weekend, making my shit useless and a waste of time. I guess I’ll figure it out and while I tend to this horrible hangover that feels like my heart is going to explode, here are some topless Adriana Lima pics for Elle magazine because she’s pretty much my favorite model and has the potential to make your dick explode all over your pants.

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2008

22

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was thinking of doing some Patch Adams shit and go to the local funeral home tonight to help mourners deal with their loss by reminding them that it may suck to lose a loved one but at least they aren’t me, but decided that’s a little too morbid and will go drink instead, but before I do here are my links….

Ninja Babes in Space Episode 2
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Denise Richards is a Money Grubbing Whore
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Bikini Contest Winner
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I Wish Marisa Miller’s Legs Were Wrapped Around my Fat Body
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Kristin Davis is Not Only An Amateur Porn Star But She’s Also a Boozer
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Kim Kardashian Kind of Moons the Cameraa
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Cheat on Your Exams and Get a Passing Grade
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Web Cam Sluts Are Better than the No Sluts You Currently Have
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Shania Twain’s Husband Dumper Her For a Chick Uglier than Your Mom
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Remote Control Babe
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Victoria Silvstedt – Incite PC Magazine – Slut
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Maxim had a Party and You Weren’t Invited
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Make Mom Proud, Find a Girl to Fuck
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Tara Reid’s Agent Probably Can’t Find Her Work
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Sylverstor Stallone’s Mom is a Hot Piece
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A Pretty Good Bathroom Prank
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Bar Rafaeli Look Hot at Some Fashion Show
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Jesus Christ, Paris Hilton Wants to Procreate
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Some Drunk Guy Getting Messed With While Passed Out Outside the Bar
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A Couple Galleries of Real Girls Half Naked…
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Some Ecuador Plastic Surgeon Uses Scary Angelina Jolie and Paris Hilton Pics to Sell His Service – Funny.
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Amateur Stripdown of the Day
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Kerli Kıiv is Estonia’s Avril Lavigne
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Have Some Sex, and See What All The Fuss is About!
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Dave Navarro’s Dating a Reality TV Rock and Roll Slut
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Selma Blair and Stana Katic Nude
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Brides in Underwear
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Halle Berry Pregnancy Boobs Throwback Because they are Wonderful
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How to Undress a Women in the Most Cop
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Some Beach Volleyball Sluts
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Ughh, is it me, or did Barbie’s Dog Just TAKE A SHIT?
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Some 2005 Reggie Bush Partying in Cabo With Sluts
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Miss Great Britain – Gemma Garrett Topless
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Locals South African’s Deal With People They Don’t Like By Burning Them and That’s Gotta Be Against Some Human Rights Shit…..
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Find the Best Amateur Porn Sites Online…
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Some Hot Model’s Got Her Tits Exposed in this Photoshoot…
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Hilary Duff’s Tits in a Wife Beater
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Liv Tyler is Ugly in Some Low Cut Dress
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A Group of Teenage Girls Fight an Old Lady
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Some Funny Stripper Mishap
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Some NSFW Deaf Girl Wants to be a Pornstar – Like Really NSFW – Like Don’t Click it NSFW if You Don’t Like Seeing Hardcore Sex NSFW
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Some Dude Playing the Drum Table
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Some Slut Named Jenny Hendrix Works Her Hot Ass With Gogo Boots On
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Some Slut Named Erica Campbell Showing Off her Big Ol’ Tits
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Some Topless Lesbians Make Out in Public
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Beckham Checkin Out a Laker’s Girl
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LOLPORN Takes On LOLCat
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An Arab Woman Running on the Treadmill and Falling
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Anna Nicole Smith Throwback Nudes
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Wilmer Valderamma Bangs A 70s Show Slut
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Some Chick Gets The Milk Sucked out of Her in This Weird Fetish Video
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Chick Completely Naked for Some Alternative Model Photoshoot
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BONUS – I Think It’s Time to Take a Trip to Miami Beach Because of the Clubsluts

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ANOTHER BONUS – HEYMEN HUSTLE

Some Gossip Girl Chick and Brooklyn Decker from Victoria’s Secret At Some Event Lookin’ Hot….
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2008

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t like hunting, I actually like animals more than 98 percent of people I’ve met over the years, but there’s just something amazing about watching a dog hump a shot deer, and I am not quite sure what it is but I know that I laughed and as someone who never laughs, I had no choice but to post it here….I also have no choice but to post my links, but they are worth clicking, I’ve been told by at least one person that they are the best links online, but that person was me and I am kinda bias.

The Hottest Soccer Wives You’ve Ever Seen
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Strippers Rejoice!!! You Don’t Have to Keep Your Tips in Your Old Underwear Anymore
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Watch Ninja Babes in Space Episode 1
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Keeley Hazel Isn’t Naked But IS Still Fun to Look At
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Nick Hogan is a Cry Baby and is Feeling Sorry for Himself
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Beverly Hills Pimps and Hoes Do a Photoshoot
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Katherine Heigl is Boring and Reminds ME of Your Mom, Which is Prbably a Huge Turn on for You.
So Here are Some Pics of Her
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Top 10 Athlete Performances on SNL if you Care…
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Cheat Your Education!!
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Use This Spray to Get Sex Today
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Patsy Kensit See Through Dress
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Sharon Stone Drags ANother Old Haggard Animal on the Red Carpet
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Flex and the City
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The KKK is Endorsing John Mc Cain, but are Pretending They Aren’t But They Are
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That Little Troll Tila Tequila has a Gallery
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Amy Winehouse Used to Look Half Decent
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Former Whore for Heidi Fleiss Turned “Actress” Denise Richards Makes a Fool of Herself on The View
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Mila Kunis is My Wife in Training, At Least that’s What I Tell Her When She Shows Up on My Computer
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Jury Watched R.Kelly Sex Tape with the Lights Off, Probably so They Could Beat Off
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Tennis Judge Has Fun with Tennis Players
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Bar Rafaeli Does A Photo Shoot In Cannes
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Funny Skunk Prank
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Find The Best Cock Sucking On Net
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Adrienne Manning’s New Swimsuit
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Bai Ling Bikini Throeback
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Susana Spears Supports the Dutch
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Awesome Fight from A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila
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I Don’t Even Have to Explain Why This is Funny
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Ali Lohan is Fucking Ugly and Went on Letterman to Promote her Shitty Reality Show
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The True Story of the Internet
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Indiana Jones and the Lego Boulder
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Get Girls to FLASH!!
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Aishwarya Rai Cleavage in Cannes
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Daily Poll – Are Daisy Fuentes’ Tits Real or Fake
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Baseball Player Hunter Pence’s Hot Girlfriend
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Miley Cyrus is Breaking Up With Hannah Montanna
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Some Funny Things You Can Get in the Harriet Carter Catalog
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I didn’t Know Jodie Foster was a Lesbian…a Huge Cheating Lesbian…
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Some Pussy Cat Doll Slutty Performance Pics
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Odalys Garcia is a Hot Cuban TV Presenter
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Retarded Huge Tits in the Bath
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Bonus: Club Sluts You Want to Get Your Hands On
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2008

21

May

Madonna Has a See Through Dress in Cannes of the Day

Madonna may be old and washed up but should be given some credit in trying to hold onto the fame she once had. Even though I should ignore this bitch and ignore her new-found masculinity because I know that no one gives a fuck about her, I just can’t seem to. She’s in Cannes and she’s wearing some kind of barely see through dress that isn’t really a big deal, but you can see nipple and that usually seems to be enough to keep you happy, because the last time you jerked off to nipples this old, it was when your mom slipped out of her towel after taking a shower and this will probably cause a lot less emotional damage.

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2008

20

May

Whitney Port from The Hills Stars in Some Nipple Slip of the Day

These pics have been floating around the last couple of days but I decided to post the shit regardless because that’s how irresponsible I am when it comes to bringing you the latest and greatest of the world of famous and no so famous sluts. I am also irresponsible in every other aspect of my life so don’t think you’re special.

What is special is the concept of not wearing a bra, because let’s face it, not every chick needs one and it is a little presumptuous of some girls who wear bras when they don’t need them, that’s like me buying extra large condoms, provided I wore condoms, but prefer the fear induced by not knowing whether I am dying of a horrible virus, it’s just hard to find street whores willing to do that, you always have to offer an extra 20 and sometimes that just doesn’t make fiscal sense and you have to go for the bareback blowjob instead which is a lot less exciting because the changes of contracting shit is substantially less, even with their open crackwhore sores in their mouth. I like to think I live on the wild side.

Speaking of wild, this girl I’ve never heard of is important enough to have pictures taken of her by the paparazzi and you aren’t, I am not sure what that says about you, but it says something about fame in America and how useless you can be to get it.

Enough writing, look at her nipple while she eats, it kinda grosses me out, but that’s just because the only time I’ve seen my wife naked is when she’s naked, she thinks it makes her favorite thing a more spiritual experience, I guess like someone who likes skinny dipping instead of swimming, or like a naked baby being baptized. She just wants nothing to stand between her and her food, it pollutes the experience between her and her god. Enjoy.

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2008

20

May

Kimmy Stewart Gets it on with Jude Law of the Day

I always thought that Kimmy Stewart was a mangled piece of bird nosed shit, but I guess when drunk she’s worth fuckin’ if you are a homeless motherfucker like me. I can just close my eyes and pretend the nose bashing me in the fuckin’ face is just my priest teaching me what Catholicism is all about because I always had fond memories of the church growing up as an Orphan mexican who couldn’t speak english,, it was a whole lot holier than the hell that is living in Kimmy Stewarts underwear.

Either way, she was caught getting down with Jude Law, offering to zip him up because celebrities are high maintenance and Kimmy Stewart knows she’s not quite celebrity enough or hot enough to be chased after by anyone, especially some second rate actor, and has to do everything she can to star fuck him.

I guess to be fair to Kimmy Stewart her dad did revolutionize music for 40 year old women in the 90s, turning them all into sluts and he does give hope to short men that a little money and a raspy ballad singing career leads to impregnating numerous tall blonde models who clearly did enough cocaine and smoked enough heroin in the 70s to ruin their uterus and produce this mess of a daughter.

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