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Game went to a party at Jamie Fox’s and Vida Guerra was there and two minutes after meeting her he’s finger-banging her in a room filled with people. I am not that surprised, he’s a rapper and by rapping he’s got obligations to molest girls who are the covers of magazines and by molest I mean act on some of the pussy being thrown his way. He talks about how he’s got 2 fingers in her and how he rocks the clit and how he smelled her goods….
The good thing about all this is that he just don’t give a fuck and tells all, because fingering her is like winning a Grammy to him, so he wants the world to know.

I guess there’s no commentary needed, this story is awesome, it’s the reason we all want to be famous and I’d like the thank Joe Bravo for sending it in!

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2007

Jan

I am – Paola Maltese Personal Hot Pics Revisited of the Day

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I posted about this Actor from Paraguay’s personal half naked pics a few months ago, if you want to see them, click HERE .

The reality of all this is that whether she is famous there or not, she’s nothing to people who read the site so seeing her hot personal pics is no different than logging onto your favorite porn site and making love to yourself to any of the random models you find. Her celebrity, although big in Paraguay is non existent to you, so you don’t give a fuck about her.

I don’t discriminate. I like girls who take pictures of themselves half naked, and as long as they are half naked, they are worth posting. My whole theory is that if they need that extra internet boost of fame, I have no problem making them famous, even if it’s only to my 5 readers. I don’t know where I am going with this but it’s definitely not getting my point across. It is 6 am and I drank tequila, I am typing this with one eye shut, because when I open both eyes all I see is doubles. Maybe this is the stroke I’ve been expecting. Years of hard living all leaves me wondering when the body is going to shut down. Since I’m like a cockroach, I can only assume never.

Here’s some Paola Maltese….

Some Photoshoot Pics…

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2007

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got this email from a Gay Celebrity Blogger who is in love with another Gay Celebrity Blogger and they are in Gay Celebrity Blogger love…

What was even better was when you grabbed the video from MollyGood without credit ..

I’d like to address this for all of you to read:

Dear Pink is the New Blog’s Pink Asshole to Fuck,

In the event you haven’t realized celebrity blogging is all about stealing content from paparazzi agencies, storage containers and other picture sources that we don’t always credit. If this video was on MollyGood, I wasn’t aware, I found it on a message board and that is why you weren’t credited, I also didn’t watch the video but it seems it says “MOLLY GOOD EXCLUSIVE IN IT” so you’re getting all the credit you’re site deserves, but obviously that’s not enough for you.

I have linked your Molly Good site when Molly Good was writing it and you never linked back to me. You are a rip off artist with your traffic. You TAKE TAKE TAKE and FUCKING TAKE and never give back until something like this happens and you WHINE like it’s the fucking Holocaust all over again, and Hitler just ripped out your gold tooth. It’s all about giving sometimes too.

I’d love for you to suck my dick. I am sure You’d LOVE it too….except for the wash that would show up 6-8 weeks later.

You’re not getting credit on this stolen video. Asshole.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

The point is that I never visit celebrity blogs, and if I don’t get emailed to link someone, I don’t. To accuse me of ripping anything off when we’re all a bunch of rip off artists is like calling the dude with a dick in his man pussy a Homo.

I’d like to say that the person in question was pretty nice about everything after I wrote this and we’ve sorted this whole mess out, but I still wanted to post my reaction cuz it’s funny

Heather Vandeven is Penthouse Pet of the Year
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Do you speak english video
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Carmen Electra Doing a Spoof Video Blog and I want to Bang Her
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Paris Spending Some Of the Money She Made from Paris Exposed
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Idiots and Their Kitchen Cupboards Firework Show
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Not Safe For Work Asshole Play
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Czech Police Have Nothing Better to Do than Fun and Games and It’s Funny
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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God Hates Fags
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Brandy Should Be Goin To Jail
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Sienna Miller’s Got Diddy Jungle Fever
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Serge Gainsbourg Song of the Day
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Kids Doing the Treadmill Dance from that Shitty Band OK GO, They Must Be Jews.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Asia Argento Exposed Boobs
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Sweet Krissy Has Bigger Boobs Than You Gallery
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Bride has a Massive Hair Wig Out, Whatever the Fuck That Means, It’s Obviously Staged and a Waste of Time…
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This Band is Called the Pipettes and They Are Sexy
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Japanese Fetish Videos
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Lohan Owns Rehab
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Sharon Stone’s Nipples in a See Through Shirt
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Ivanka Trump’s Huge Rack
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Jessica Biel’s Photoshoot, She Doesn’t Show Off Her Dick.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart (I’m Talking to the Dog)
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Here’s a Hot Video About 11 Minutes into It
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Karla Spice has a Hot Ass
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Nikki Ziering is Good To Go
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Some Sluts on Myspace
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Are These Tits Real
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Rosa Blasi Stuff Magazine Shoot
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Maria Menuenos Pics
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Zeta Logotheti – Mediterranean Beauty
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Celebrity Edition
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The Indian Chick One Big Brother, I Wonder Why – Affirmative Action
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Zini Cayos Made a Post for Me
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A Little More Brooke Hogan Action
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2007

Jan

I am – Banana Blowjob Video of the Day

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I was told not to post this because it was boring. I was told that it’s not worth watching. I realize that a huge part of running this site is posting boring things that aren’t worth watching so here it is.

This video was shot in outside a bar by stepSTEVE and his friends before stepSTEVE was the celebrity rockstar in a band that he is today. I asked him if he was cool with me posting it and he told me he didn’t have enough time to watch it cuz he was going to the gym….I guess he’s getting in shape for his tour. So this is me, bringing back stepTV. Cuddles.

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2007

Jan

I am – More Paris Exposed Shit of the Day

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This is a 20 minute video of Paris Hilton in Ibiza from the Paris Exposed Scandal and below you will find a truck load of pictures….This is the list:

70 images leaked from Paris Hilton with shocking pictures, letters and more!

Paris & Her pipes, weed, coke & shrooms
Paris loading up the pipe
Paris high as a kite, trying to eat her hand
Paris high with gorgeous hair
Paris filming herself while shes got the munchies, more of that sexxiez hair
Paris getting high again
Paris is still getting high and higher
Paris is officially high
Nicole Richie eating coke off of a plate
Nicoles coke plate
Paris and Jasons shrooms galore
More of Jason and Paris shrooms
Paris and pipeParis getting high with a joint

Personal Pictures
Paris half naked getting out of a tanning bed
Paris modeling pix
Paris being kissed by some guy
Paris taking a pix of herself
Paris and some guy
Nicole, some chick and Nicky
The attack of the wonky eye & ugly guy
Nicoles cooter, kinda

Misc. Documents
Request for shoes for a photoshoot
Paris’s schedule
Notes about Nick Carter, LAPD and Tara Ried
Interview questions for Paris & Nicky
Paris’s Ohio fake ID
Notes for a fake ID
Nicole Richies Arizona University ID
A card to Paris from Nick
A letter from Paris to Nick

Personal Misc. Photos
Paris mooning you
Paris & Nick Carter
Paris, Nicky, Nicole & some other bitches
Paris, Nicky & Nicole
Nicole & Paris, as kids
Paris & Nicole photobooth
Kim Stewart, Someone, Nicky & Nicole
Nicole & Paris
Nicole with tall chick
Paris & Nicole in a urinal
Brian, Nicole, someone
Nicole & people
Nicole’s ass
Nicole
Nicole, Nicky & Paris
Nicole, Michael Jackson, Paris
Nicky & Nicole
Paris, Tara, Nicky & Nicole
Paris & Nicole with some dudes
Nicole crying in a chair
Nicky & Paris pose with a crying Nicole
Cisco Adler, butt ass naked, NSFW, PENIS!
Paris & Amanda Lepore, NSFW, PUSS!
Paris getting it in the butt
Paris & Nicole making out! OMG!
Nicole is a pyro
Simple Life Photos
Paris & Nicole working on “The Simple Life” 1
Paris & Nicole Working on “The Simple Life” 2
Paris, Nicole & guys from “The Simple Life”
Paris & Nicole, The Simple Life premiere

Paris & her drugs, again!…
Paris, some guy rolling a joint
Paris, Playboy bitches & a bong
Paris getting high in an elevator
Drug notes from Amsterdam
Paris & Chad Muska stoned out of their small minds
Paris’s drugs
Guy on yacht covered in coke, not baby powder
Coke man 1
Coke man 2
Coke man 3

There is no way that I am not going to be getting sued for posting this shit. I am convinced that her lawyers are reading this before you are and that’s okay, I figure I need the publicity and since I am not worth shit, the lawsuit will bring me nothing but good. I thought this shit was staged but when I start seeing naked pics of other celebs surface and people doing mass amounts of drugs, I can only believe that it’s just rich kids living in excess and Paris being negligent with her shit cuz she’s too busy looking at herself in the mirror.

I guess the fact that they are this rich makes them untouchable and no matter how lame they are, little girls everywhere are eating this up and wishing they could be like this useless slag for a day….So the point of all this is to say that their lives are probably more fun than yours but I am happy I am not them because there is nothing remotely cool about them or what they are doing….and being cool is cooler than being rich. Too bad you’ll never experience either…

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2007

Jan

I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe It in 10 Words or Less

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The person who sent this in forget to describe the box in 10 Words or Less, which is a huge part of this feature. But based on her art work she’s too fucking new age for words, she would rather speak in shapes. Wait a minute, I just realized there’s writing on this drawing. Who’s the idiot now….

She also said that I was a misogynist, which is rude because I love women, I just live with 3 in a one room apartment and it’s a little much sometimes. I hate feminists who hate on my like I was a black guy moving into their suburban neighborhood , the fact that I have this feature is a way to celebrate the vagina as art and not as an object to fuck….which is what I tell you to get you to send it nude pics. I’m good like that…. this may be broken english, but it’s almost 6 am and I should probably post celebrity content, it’s what you’re here for. Asshole.

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2007

Jan

I am – Brooke Hogan is Tall of the Day

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I should do sit-ups. Then people will like me. My washboard abs and thick legs will make you want to be my friend and will make girls want to eat out my ass like I was Brooke Hogan. That’s the attitude she had and look at her now. She cut the ice cream out of her diet and cut the rippling muscles on her back, trying to be a sex symbol all while looking more and more like her dad. It’s working, because she may not have style, personality or talent…but she’s got her dad’s trashy genes and a set of his Hulkamania workout shorts and that’s all that matters to you.

Let’s face the facts here, Hulk Hogan was your first gay experience. Watching his oiled body and his rippling muscles when you were a kid was probably the gayest thing you’ve ever done in your life….watching him take hit after hit while walking away a hero…putting Macho Man Randy Savage and Andre the Giant to shame while wearing smaller panties than your mom…..Speaking of Andre the Giant, how fucking tall this this bitch….

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2007

Jan

I am – Andria Jolie – Hot Blogger of the Day

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I don’t get many emails. Other blogs hate me. Which is okay because I hate them. Then one day someone emailed me from a blog calling herself Andria Jolie and I got annoyed. I figure the world has one celebrity blogger who ripped off a celebrity’s name, why do we need another one. I said that I was going to be legally change my name to Lionel Lohan so that I can get readers too. Anyway, she started commenting on this site and emailing me stories to post and shit like that and I didn’t really bother with her. From my experience most girls on the internet are ugly and most girls on the internet long enough to blog, are faggots who think they are 16 year old girls or have obesity issues or are stay at home mom’s. I think there may have been one or two bull dykes too, but no one really pays attention to them. Andria Jolie wrote me saying that people aren’t linking her because she’s not gay. I told her that I would link her if she was hot enough to have sex with. She sent in these pics. She is the brunette. She’s hot enough to have sex with. I lost the bet. So now I have to link her. Unfortunately I can’t ejaculate in her, but that’s a whole other impotency story that you’ve heard too many times. That just goes to show you that looks go along way with me. I am a superficial asshole and I just made you famous, bitch.

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