What better way to start the day than to watch some shitty video clips of Sienna Miller naked for some Andy Warhol, Edi Segwick, Socialite cunt who died before her time because all she did was drugs movies….there’s nothing wrong with Sienna Miller or Edi Segwick being a socialite cunt who did lots of drugs, because drugs are fucking cool and gives you something to do rather than sit in your cubicle and think about how life sucks, you can throw your life away and be just like me…I’m not complaining, having nothing to do allows me to be up til 6 am watching these clips before you do. Asshole. I need to go to bed now.

All the clips have been taken down by the video hosting sites, if you find them online, send them to me. Even though the Weinstein company is trying to keep them off the net.

Here’s One of the Three…

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I have no fucking clue as to whether these are old or new, but I have decided to post them anyway because dolphins are our friend and Tara Reid isn’t, even though she’d probably suck our dicks for a couple bucks at this point in our career, I suggest holding out a few more years, cuz then she’ll let you stuff her like a Christmas Turkey, that is if you are not poor, because this Christmas our family had a can of beans, which I guess you could technically take the lid off and fuck and it would probably make less of a mess than shoving it inside this whore….

Speaking of whores, I went to the strip club tonight and I drank with my friend who owns a video camera and wants to shoot some stepTV stuff. I tried to convince him to get a lap dance from my favorite little mangled tooth dancer, but he fagged out on me. The best I could do is get her to sit on his lap and pull out her tits and she didn’t charge me…I guess she knows I am famous or poor, I am going to stick with the latter. I always hated people who say former and latter, it drives me nuts cuz it confuses me and I just dropped it like I know what I’m fucking doing…it’s a Christmas Miracle….

I had another Christmas Miracle today and it’s January….I put on the videographers night driving glasses and the dull world I’ve been living it became vibrant, the buildings had edges and the signs on the street had letters. I always had a feeling my eyes were fucked because living in a blurry world isn’t normal, but could never afford glasses..so I stole these ones. I had them for 5 minutes before my wife tried them on and snapped off an arm with her fat face….

Speaking for fat faces, here’s them there Tara Reid pics… I am hunting for funny in all the wrong places.. fucker.

I crossed anabandoned street blindly, that means without looking both ways and I survived. I figure that’s his way of telling me it’s not my time to go. He then guided me to the Chinese restaurant where I ate some General TAO chicken that tasted like socks, I was only charged 4 dollars, I guess they knew I had Jesus by my side. I then let Jesus guide me to the strip club where a stripper to pulled out a tit and asked me to touch it, when I was done she charged me the regular 10 dollars but I could tell by the sparkle in her eye that she knew there was more to this Christmas Miracle then I was letting up….A

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I figured one little bitch who read the site and bought a t-shirt would be pissed off that I sent them a different shirt design then the one they chose, even though the new one is a lot nicer than the old one….This is the email I got from one of you useless fucks…who is a little too sensitive because I can only assume he has a small penis to go with his size small t-shirt…

Still waiting for this t-shirt [day 42] to arrive. You have till saturday.

So I told him I sent him the new shirt because the old ones never came in and he should have it by Monday…That wasn’t good enough for him because he’s a cocksucker…

if it is not the one I ordered, I don’t want it, especially if it’s the one you just put up on the site.

Let’s make this easy and just give me a refund.

DR

So I tried to explain to him what happened, so here’s the story. I got the shirts made this summer. The dude who did them for me was supposed to drop them off in October but never answered my calls. When doing this run I tried to find the original artwork, but couldn’t find it. stepSTEVE didn’t have it and it was no where on my computer so I Evan was cool enough to hook me up with a new design that I like a lot better anyway. The bitch complaining wasn’t satisfied with that and he wrote this to me…

Well, let’s see. You ripped off an artist and got sued. You sold me a product you don’t have, which is fraud. I don’t care if it’s $20 bucks, I don’t like it when someone try’s to rip me off. Ask the guy I bought my house from-he just had to pay me $12,000.00 and my legal fees.

To top it off you call me a “jew” for not “supporting” you. Supporting you and your site is how I got in this situation.
The new design doesn’t interest me and I would not wear it. “I heart DS”? No way is that the product I ordered and no way would I ever wear that.

Want me to file complaints? Sure, and while I’m at it I’ll look into what else I can do to help you find my refund.

-DR

For someone who just got 12,000 dollars, you’re pretty fucking cheap. So in keeping everyone happy I sent him a refund with money I don’t have because that’s just the kind of guy I am…

Payment Details

Payment Sent To: DR
Account Status: Verified Personal Member (0)
Type: Goods (other)
Amount: $19.99 USD
Total Amount: $19.99 USD
Email Subject: Refund for your t-shirt
Note: Despite sending you a t-shirt, here’s your refund. You won. You Cheap Fuck.

Now I hope DR feels good about himself and that he got what he want because he’s obviously a pretty miserable fucking person. Anyone else who has issues with the new shirt being sent to you instead of the old one is going to have to suck my dick….because the $20 I had sitting in my paypal just went to this loser…

Here are today’s links….

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I don’t know why everyone gave this whore so much attention this year. Who cares if was skinny and starving herself. Who cares if her uterus is taped in place to prevent it from falling out of her twat. There are anorexic girls around the fucking world who no one pays attention to, even though they are 10 times hotter than Riche, which isn’t hard considering she looks like a dumpster.

I wonder what type of girl she is because she only dates the biggest fucking losers in the world and there has to be a reason for that. Dude from Good Charlotte got a ton of tattoos to pretend he’s a rockstar when he’s obviously a suburban piece of shit from a good home, I wouldn’t be surprised if his tat’s were temporary in the event he ever wanted to become a dentist like his dad always wanted. If they aren’t, that’s too bad, because they are fucking lame, hiring someone to paint them on him seems like something a rich loser would do…. The tanning salon near my house offers temporary tattoos and I am waiting for my big break so that I can get a temporary tattoo of a cunt on my forehead…and that cunt will be Richie’s last boyfriend, DJ AM, some twat who wanted to be a DJ so he got Technics tattooed on his arm and taught himself how to scratch….

All this to say I had something good to write about today but I completely forgot while I did that little ramble…so here are the Richie pics..I am not even going to post the pics of him doing the Karate Kid Kick and Her Laughing at it because it’s too fucking easy….

The HQ Pics can be found GO , I shoulda thought about that before taking an hour to upload all of them…fuckers…

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I don’t know a whole lot about bra’s but whatever bra Paris is wearing, it’s working….

I don’t know a whole lot about make-up, although I once told some bitch in a club that I was a make-up artist to get her to come home with me. I told her that I worked on 90210 and was in town for the weekend, it was the 90s, she was 18 and easily impressed. Unfortunately for her, I never did follow-up with the producer of the show to get her that role I promised her, but I did give her a slammin bout of genital warts, she shoulda insisted on the condom….I admit when I ran into her 10 years later and she laughed in my face it hurt as much as the pre-cervical cancer laser treatments hurt her….

Speaking of no condoms here’s some Paris Hilton action. I guess I could rip into her for looking having a face that doesn’t match her tits like she was a circus performer, but we all know that with feet like that she’s obviously a clown…unfortunately for us however, her circus performance doesn’t take place in the bedroom, that frigid scared looking girl who doesn’t know how to use a dick in her video, could have learned a lesson or two from my french 90210 slut who banged me for my lies, I remember her being one of the better experiences of my life because she wasn’t a prostitute, well at least not a real one, she was more of a girl who took opportunities, she just lost out on the deal….

Enough with these stories, I don’t feel a need to relive the past, when I can enjoy a set of Paris Hilton pics for a change…..Cuddles.

PS – She’s wearing fishnets….

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I don’t know a whole lot about bra’s but whatever bra Paris is wearing, it’s working….

I don’t know a whole lot about make-up, although I once told some bitch in a club that I was a make-up artist to get her to come home with me. I told her that I worked on 90210 and was in town for the weekend, it was the 90s, she was 18 and easily impressed. Unfortunately for her, I never did follow-up with the producer of the show to get her that role I promised her, but I did give her a slammin bout of genital warts, she shoulda insisted on the condom….I admit when I ran into her 10 years later and she laughed in my face it hurt as much as the pre-cervical cancer laser treatments hurt her….

Speaking of no condoms here’s some Paris Hilton action. I guess I could rip into her for looking having a face that doesn’t match her tits like she was a circus performer, but we all know that with feet like that she’s obviously a clown…unfortunately for us however, her circus performance doesn’t take place in the bedroom, that frigid scared looking girl who doesn’t know how to use a dick in her video, could have learned a lesson or two from my french 90210 slut who banged me for my lies, I remember her being one of the better experiences of my life because she wasn’t a prostitute, well at least not a real one, she was more of a girl who took opportunities, she just lost out on the deal….

Enough with these stories, I don’t feel a need to relive the past, when I can enjoy a set of Paris Hilton pics for a change…..Cuddles.

PS – She’s wearing fishnets….

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Here are some pictures of Mischa Barton wearing a bra and a doily…I don’t know why I know what a doily is but I don’t know what a doily is for. I just know that it is crocheted which may be even gayer than knowing what a doily is. I guess in this case this luxurious shirt-sized doily is used to cover up her useless man-tits, less of an O.C. and more of an O.A, if you know what I mean.

Speaking of gay, cross-dressing, and crochet, I was forced to watch a movie where George Costanza plays a fag with AIDs, a redundant statement, I know. But what I don’t know is what it was called, a friend of mine rented it for a dollar and made me watch it. He passed out about 5 minutes in, which made me happy because otherwise I woulda thought he was trying to give me a little AIDs of his own, and by AIDs I mean try to rape me in the ass. I never thought this friend of mine was a homo, but anyone who rents this kind of gay propaganda films is a little suspect. You can’t get much gayer than men on men kissing AIDS lesions, that is hands down gayer than bicycle shorts …

I guess this post was more of a movie review than anything..and it sucked because it isn’t funny, or interesting, but it’s 4 am and I want to sleep, I just sat through a shitty movie and I had to listen to my dirty friend snore and smell my wife’s ass from the other room. She sweats alot. Now the asshole who brought the gay movie here is asleep on the couch and that means I have to go crawl into bed with my wet stinky wife, something I’ve putting off for a few hours now….

So, here are those Barton pics…

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