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2005

02

Dec

I am – DrunkenStepfather's Stalker

It is official. DrunkenStepfather.com has a Stalker. I am officially an internet celebrity, I feel like Julia Roberts or some shit.

Instead of hiding in my pool house, my stalker’s been emailing everyone in my myspace friends list about my 15 year old tech guy, who is too busy masturbating to make me a fucking site.

This is the bullentin I posted on myspace.

There’s some child molesting motherfucker messaging my friends list talking some crazy shit about my tech guy, who is a 15 year old boy who goes to school with one of my step daughters.

I am guessing that this motherfucker used to be his camp councilor, gym teacher, baseball coach, priest, swim instructor, or someshit and is bitter that my tech guy got pubes and a bigger dick than him now.

It’s always embarassing to molest a boy with a bigger dick than you…

Anyway his name is “k” and if he mentions me – tell him to fuck off,

Thanks in Advance

and

Cuddles

I don’t like people who try to fuck with me or my site, but it is pretty fucking funny. Next thing I expect is you fuckers to send in naked pics of your girlfriends or do other things that you do to Internet Celebrities (I know you never met your girlfriend, but she’s great at IM. You fucking loser. Thanks for nothing).

I decided to make “K” an internet celebrity too but the “Fake Profile” stalker’s been using cuz he aint man enough to do it under his real shit has been shut down.

This has been a waste of time, but I hope you enjoy the pics- weirdo.

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2005

02

Dec

I am – DrunkenStepfather’s Stalker

It is official. DrunkenStepfather.com has a Stalker. I am officially an internet celebrity, I feel like Julia Roberts or some shit.

Instead of hiding in my pool house, my stalker’s been emailing everyone in my myspace friends list about my 15 year old tech guy, who is too busy masturbating to make me a fucking site.

This is the bullentin I posted on myspace.

There’s some child molesting motherfucker messaging my friends list talking some crazy shit about my tech guy, who is a 15 year old boy who goes to school with one of my step daughters.

I am guessing that this motherfucker used to be his camp councilor, gym teacher, baseball coach, priest, swim instructor, or someshit and is bitter that my tech guy got pubes and a bigger dick than him now.

It’s always embarassing to molest a boy with a bigger dick than you…

Anyway his name is “k” and if he mentions me – tell him to fuck off,

Thanks in Advance

and

Cuddles

I don’t like people who try to fuck with me or my site, but it is pretty fucking funny. Next thing I expect is you fuckers to send in naked pics of your girlfriends or do other things that you do to Internet Celebrities (I know you never met your girlfriend, but she’s great at IM. You fucking loser. Thanks for nothing).

I decided to make “K” an internet celebrity too but the “Fake Profile” stalker’s been using cuz he aint man enough to do it under his real shit has been shut down.

This has been a waste of time, but I hope you enjoy the pics- weirdo.

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2005

01

Dec

I am – Fergie Grabbin the Cooter

The beauty of being a used up whore is that sometimes you don’t know if your pussy is still in tact or if it’s somewhere on the stage behind you. You know when you get a ravaging case of herpes it can either hurt like shit, or it can numb you junk – so that you don’t even know if it’s still there. Well, an appearance at for a Children’s Charity is always a good place to check, you trashy used up whore. That was for Fergie and I need to sleep, I am runnin off a 3 day binge. I was really not gonna bother updating – but I love you and had no choice. That’s what makes me your stepdad…now have a good sleep and I’ll drive you to soccer practice in the morning.

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2005

01

Dec

I am – The Hiltons

They have disowned Paris for being a whore. The mother’s a shop-a-holic, trying r to deal with the loss of her daughter, Nicki’s happy she gets all the attention, so happy that she rocks “Fuck You” boots we know are directed at Paris, and Conrad is guilt ridden for getting a boner watching Paris suck cock like a 7 year old. That’s my story and this is the Hilton’s keeping up appearances for their x-mas card.(Just because they are rich, doesn’t mean they are jews like you.)

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2005

01

Dec

I am – Pamela David’s Dress

I had no idea who this chick was, only cuz I am not good with names and because I think I may have a learning disability, but I eat great pussy, at least that’s what I tell the girls I lure in with my dead impotent cock. I guess at this point in time there’s really no point in even trying to cheat on my wife. It always ends in a floppy penised disaster. Anyway – Spyware motherfuckers raped my computer, like my friend once raped a street kid in an alley. He’s not my friend anymore and I still don’t know who this whore is. I do know she’s wearing that outfit on a TV show, so she’s gotta be European. I once had a dress like that. I wish I never grew out of it. It may me feel so desirable. This post makes no sense. I am gonna go pass the fuck out. PEACE.

More Pics Here

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2005

01

Dec

I am – Pamela David's Dress

I had no idea who this chick was, only cuz I am not good with names and because I think I may have a learning disability, but I eat great pussy, at least that’s what I tell the girls I lure in with my dead impotent cock. I guess at this point in time there’s really no point in even trying to cheat on my wife. It always ends in a floppy penised disaster. Anyway – Spyware motherfuckers raped my computer, like my friend once raped a street kid in an alley. He’s not my friend anymore and I still don’t know who this whore is. I do know she’s wearing that outfit on a TV show, so she’s gotta be European. I once had a dress like that. I wish I never grew out of it. It may me feel so desirable. This post makes no sense. I am gonna go pass the fuck out. PEACE.

More Pics Here

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2005

01

Dec

I am – Jessica Simpson Fake Lips and Cleavage

The only thing I really like about Jessica Simpson is the fact that she knows the importance of making her daddy proud. He brought her into the world, and she realizes that. She stayed a virgin for him, she married the guy he wanted her to, she made him a lot of money, all while giving him “happy endings” on the road. I guess now that she’s got a taste of cock, dropped her poofter husband, and realizes her pussy is raging for new cock, she paid a visit to the plastic surgeon for a little lip beefin, and by lips I mean on the mouth not the cooter.

Stop being so gross.

Also spotted at HOLLYWOODTUNA!

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2005

01

Dec

I am – Orlaith McAllister’s Ass

Orlaith McAllister is another Big Brother Chick who is obviously a drunken exhibitionist. I know how this shit went down, she lived in a shitty East London flat, was working in a retail store by day, she was an aspiring model, like 80 percent of bitches who work retail. She was obviously rockin the club scene by night doing coke off some dirty DJs cock on the regular. Signs up for Big Brother, gets on and now her dreams of being a party slut followed by the paparazzi can come true. Who gives a fuck about this bitch, but more importantly, who gives a fuck about the UK. ALL i give a fuck about right now is the coke on that DJs cock. I kicked the shit years ago…but you know nights like tonight….it would help. Go fuck yourself, stop lookin at me like that.

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2005

01

Dec

I am – Orlaith McAllister's Ass

Orlaith McAllister is another Big Brother Chick who is obviously a drunken exhibitionist. I know how this shit went down, she lived in a shitty East London flat, was working in a retail store by day, she was an aspiring model, like 80 percent of bitches who work retail. She was obviously rockin the club scene by night doing coke off some dirty DJs cock on the regular. Signs up for Big Brother, gets on and now her dreams of being a party slut followed by the paparazzi can come true. Who gives a fuck about this bitch, but more importantly, who gives a fuck about the UK. ALL i give a fuck about right now is the coke on that DJs cock. I kicked the shit years ago…but you know nights like tonight….it would help. Go fuck yourself, stop lookin at me like that.

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2005

01

Dec

I am – American Apparel Girl On Myspace

Do you ever flip through a magazine and think to yourself how badly you want to contact the bitches that grace the ads of the magazines? Yeah, neither have I. But I did come across an American Apparel bitch on Myspace. The beauty of American Apparel is that they get the girls who work in their stores to pose for their ad campaign. The girls do it for free, just happy to help the cult they are part of, and excited that 35 year old drunken mexicans would be jerking off to their pics if they weren’t impotent. I assume that this bitch isn’t one that Dov Charney, the pervert behind the brand’s been shovin’ his dick inside, but when you’re the David Coresh of the motherfucker, you kinda get the chance to get your dick up in all the cooter you pay 7 dollars an hour too, especially the wet backs that work in the factories, or thai sweatshop workers AA now employs since they found it more “Cost Effective”. I don’t have a social consciousness. I support fucking your payroll, and gettin them to prance around in their panties. Dov – Big up yourself.

I am lazy today – not feeling too funny so here’s this bitch VANESSA ON MYSPACE

Be sure to send her dirty messages from me. AND I just contributed to your fame, bitch. CUDDLES.

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