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2008

29

Jan

Uma Thurman Makin’ Out in a Bikini of the Day


These are supposed to be pictures of Uma Thurman in a bikini from about a week ago. I really don’t know where she is but I do know what she’s doing and that is making out with a dude like she’s some kind of town whore. This is the first step in getting pregnant, but by the looks of this dude’s gay face, I think it may be the first step in getting AIDS. I am just bitter because I am still sick as fuck and the words on my screen are floating around like Uma’s big ol’ titties float in the ocean or her tongue in dude’s mouth….but that doesn’t make me question why she’s rockin’ that wrist brace, I can only assume it’s for hand jobs because her man doesn’t mind kissing but he sure as hell doesn’t like Vagina, he just like the glamor that comes with dating Uma like trying on all her gowns and attending red carpet events like he’s important and making out with her on the beach is just a small price to pay for all that.

Either way, here she is in a bikini and making out in a wrist brace because she has hot tits.


Related Posts;

Uma Thurman has Massive Hands
Uma in a See Through Dress
Uma in a Bathing Suit
Uma Getting Wet

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2008

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

So it turns out that I have been sick the last 3 weeks and everyone I come across is dropping like flies with this virus and calling me to bitch me out for getting them sick. They all call me the outbreak monkey and I tell them that they shouldn’t let the outbreak monkey spit in their mouths for fun and the reality is but today was the first day I was actually bed ridden and spent 20 of the last 24 hours asleep because I was unable to look at a computer, but being the committed guy that I am, I decided to throw up the links, like I’ve been throwing up blood because fever or virus or not, I have a responsibility.

Here are my links:

Lohan and Her 14 Year old Sister Look 40
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Lohan and Her Lesbian Lover Break Up
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The things this guy has Learned From the Woman Who have Dumped Him
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Who Would You Rather Do at the Screen Actors Guild Awards
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Super Bowl Coke Binge (LT not included)
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Louise Glover is the Club Slut Posing of the Day
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Here’s a Gallery of Girl’s in G-Strings
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Angelina Jolie is Probably Pregnant Again
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All the Screen Actor’s Guild Picturs
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Her Name is Ingrid Chauvin and She’s Got Hard Fucking Nipples
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Paris Hilton Goes to a Lesbian Bar because No Dude Will Fuck Her
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Steve Martin Doing Michael Jackson Video
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Kim Kardashian’s Huge Tits at Prive with her Black Cock
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Some Dentist With Huge Cleavage Prank
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Britney Spears Rockin’ Out at a Porn Store
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Some Jessica Alba is a Slut Pregnancy Gossip
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Jaslene From America’s Next Top Model is a Skinny Wreck Showing Off Her Ass Cleavage
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Natalie Denning in a Bikini Pictures
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LeAnn Rimes and Her Fake Bikini Magazine Cover for Fitness Mag
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Some Old Vida Guerra in a Bikini Pictures
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Some Drunken Segway Driver Going Segway Nuts
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Catherine Bach is the Original Daisy Dukes and Here She Is Topless
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Check Out How Hairy This Girl’s Back Is
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Some Ice Skater Falls Hard Video
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Some Cam Girl Masturbating Video
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Hayden Panettiere Wants To Save the Whales
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More Britney Spears See Through Pics
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Pam Anderson’s Lettuce Bikini for PETA
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Some Screen Actors Guild Pictures
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The Rest of the Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photoshoot Pictures
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Some Spiderman Asshole Sucking
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2 Girls Beat Some Girl Senseless – Video
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Some Chick Named Denise Milani’s Tits are the Monday Morning Pick Me Up
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watch BMXers eat shit because they are monkeys riding kids’ bikes
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Some Heidi Klum in Very Little Clothes Posing
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Lisa Rinna Has Some Hot Tits
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Some Room Filled With Asian Sluts Getting Busy Video
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Chicago Police Beat Up a Dude in a Wheelchair Video
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Her Name is Tory Lane and This is Her Gallery
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Young Goth Chick Showing Off Her Tits….
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Some Weird Animated Gifs
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Some Photobucket Lesbianism
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FROM THE FORUM:

Best of Siouxsie and the Banshees
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Ratatat – self-titled
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Mos Def – Mos Definite
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Mos Def & Talib Kweli are Black Star
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Mos Def – Black on Both Sides
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DJ Tiesto – Magik 7 [Live In Los Angeles]
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Find The Best Dirty Sites
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If You Buy This, You’ll Probably Get Sex….
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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2008

28

Jan

Amanda Bynes Lookin’ Hot by Comparison of the Day

Someone was telling me that there are girls who only hang out with girls who are uglier than they are, so that they look like the prettiest and most desirable by comparison and there are girls who only hang with girls who are equally hot if not hotter than they are because they want to be part of the most desirable group of girls everywhere they go.

I think we can all determine what kind of girl Amanda Bynes is, sure she may just be being nice at the Screen Actor’s guild with her co-star from Hairspray who is the size of numerous co-stars at least in the volume of food she eats, but the reality is that that Amanda Bynes has never looked so pretty and I am pretty sure it’s got something to do with what she’s up against in these pictures.


Related Posts:

Amanda Bynes Legs
Amanda Bynes Does Burton
Amanda Bynes Has Big Nipples

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2008

28

Jan

Britney Spears Wearing a Bra of the Day

I am sick as fuck with some kind of flu and spend that last 3 nights curled up in a ball trying to break the fucking fever. My brain is fucked and just posting this is painful enough for me. But I guess I have no choice but to do it, so if it sucks harder than I usually do, blame my flu.

I have been avoiding Britney Spears stories as much as I can because everyone is playing her out with all her emotional issues, mental issues, baby issues and her ex-husband issues and I really don’t give a fuck about any of that. What I do give a fuck about is seeing her living out this wreck of a life in as little clothes as possible because that’s kinda what I am into. I don’t care if a bitch is crazy or not, I just care whether she’s naked or not. So I’ve decided to end the Britney boycott and bring the goods because she’s making all the right moves as far as I’m concerned.

Here are pictures of Britney in a bra and I figure that’s newsworthy enough to post because I pride myself on bringing really newsworthy stories by always posting irrelevant shit and Britney is usually never wearing a bra and usually shows off her saggy tits with her nipples aiming to the ground so this could be the beginning of the end with some kind of reformed Britney by putting her bra back on….next thing you know she’ll be in the park playing with her babies like a normal family and that’s where all the fun ends for us.s

BONUS – Britney Flashing Her Tits at the Dance Studio in Some Stalker Video


Related Posts:

All Britney Wants is Another Baby
Britney’s Period Stained Underwear
Britney Classy Upskirt for the Cameras
Britney Buying a Pregnancy Test

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2008

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I got my first selling out email:

I have been reading your site for at least two years and I just wanted to remind you of a time when you didnt fucking suck and have ads everywhere

You might as well stop pretending you have no readers because you have become the hipster version of Perez Hilton.

Keep up the good work my pretending to be controversial and exploiting lame ass feminists by writing negative shit about pregnant bitches. Why not do another posts where you drop racy shit about black people loving KFC?

Way to go ya fucking loser. Remember when you were actually funny.

You have become a fucking joke.

My response is simple, I have the same number of ads I’ve always had and they still don’t make me money. I have the same amount of traffic I’ve always had because it’s up and downs depending on who links me and no one seems to link me. I may not be as funny to someone who has read this shit for 2 years because I know I’d never read a website for 2 years consistently and still find it funny, shit gets tired. I am tired and reality is that I can’t even watch a movie and laugh at it the last hour because I already hate the cast, so the fact that you’re still around means you’re a fucking loser who has no opinion.

If I could make money talking shit, writing dirty things about dirty people and linking to porn, I would totally sell out. In my mind if I was selling out, I’d be doing the same commentary everyone else is doing because it’s easy, I’d do it on a clean site and I’d be banking huge money, which I’m not. So if this is selling out, it’s definitely not doing what it’s supposed to be doing. I don’t feel like Blink 182 in this motherfucker…..

This is the Radio Show Host taking back and apologizing for his Heath Ledger Jokes and I find that Selling the Fuck Out….

Enough of that, here is what I am supposed to be doing and that’s posting my links:


Some Kid Wanted to Hijack a Plane and Crash it into a Hannah Montanna Concert Because She’s Just That Good
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Maria Sharapova Tennis Upskirt Video
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Is She a Pornstar or a Popstar?
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Here is a Video of Some Russian Sluts Singing and Slutting Out
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Liz Claman Making The Lesbian Gesture for Eating Pussy in a Picture
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Some Vintage Jayne Mansfield Topless Pics Because It’s Okay to Get Off to the Same Shit Your Grandfather Got off To
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Vida Guerra Half Naked Drunken Party Slut
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Some Bikini Clad Girls Doing Some Wrestling With Some Jenna Jameson Ultimate Fighting Lookin’ Mother Fucker
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Some Chick Sticks a Nerf Football in Her Ass
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Some Big Breasted Chick Baby Oils Herself and Takes a Shower
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Christina Model Shows Off her Tits
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Half Naked Jenna Jameson Jumping Out of a Cake
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Some Pictures of Jenna Jameson Jumping Out of the Cake
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Some Hot Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photoshoot Leading Me to Believe She Isn’t Preggers
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Some More Miley Cyrus Myspace Pics of Her Posing Slutty
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Some Chick Named Candice Swanepoel at some Pinup Stars Fashion Show In a Bikini Lookin’ Hot
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Carmen Electra at Some Event Lookin’ Hot Enough
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Some Eva Longoria in a Dress Showing Some Leg Pictures
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Tara Reid’s Upskirt From a New Angle
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Josh Hartnett and Kirsten Dunst Were Caught Making Out and You Don’t Care Because You are Masturbating
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Lohan is Already Starting to Write her Memoirs and They Are Going to be Life Changing to Never Read
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Some Double Jointed Girl in Video
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Some Chick Fucking a Banana Because They Are Way Cheaper Than Sex Toys and Provide Energy When Done
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Some Lesbian Girls Hooking Up at the Club Because That’s What Boys Want them To Do
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Some Amputee Humor – this one legged dude tries to jump over a fire
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Nicole Richie Showing Off Joel Madden’s Pregnancy Weight
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Some Chick Named Jennifer Wilcott in a Lingerie Shoot
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Some Hot Chick Named Vanessa Lorenzo for GQ Spain Posing Half Naked
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Some Older Jaime Pressly Topless Pics Worth Reminding Yourself What They Look Lke
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Some UK Invasion For Wrestling Gets Naked
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Party With this Whore at the Superbowl
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Tila Tequila and T-Pain Have a Music Video Together
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Tabitha Taylor Posing Like a Slut for the Party Girls
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Some Crazy Chick Fight Video That Looks Like Every Other Chick Fighting Video
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Britney’s Paparazzi Boyfriend Sold Her Voice Mail Messages to Entertainment Tonight…
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Britney’s Paparazzi Boyfriend Did Some Reviews for Some Male Enhancement Site
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Here’s a Preview to the Suicide Girls because Alternative Models aren’t Called Models for a Reason and That’s Cuz They Are Ugly
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Shitting Teenage Girl Video Tape Themselves Pissing and Shitting in Some Public Bathroom Floor But Get What They Deserver
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Rudolf Guliani Makes a Scary Fucking Face
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Young Girls Go Tit Crazy at a Party
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Some Chick With an Amazing Ass doing Squats Video
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2 Young Girls Take a Shower Together
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Kid takes a hit to the head and brains fall out of the hole in his head
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Some Latina Chick’s Got Some Retarded Big Tits
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Hayden Panettiere Suckin’ Dick on Law and Order
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The Jezbians Make Me Look Like an Internet Hero Again
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Lohan Caught Partying Until 4 am in NYC
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How to Say 12 Months in Estonian Because It’s Funny
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Chick Named Heidi Shows Her Tits
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Some School Shooter Lookin Slut With a Gun Shows Off Her Panties
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Some Chick in Her Underwear Poses With the Vacuum and Other Things….
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Some Big Breasted Young Girl Does Self Shot Cleavage Pics
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Fat Chick With Big Tits and A Vagina Pics
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Some Hot Wife
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Some Dude’s Wife Naked
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FROM THE FORUM

Nirvana – With the lights Out
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Concrete Blonde – Mexican Moon
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Ramones Thread
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Lily Allen – alright still
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Harley Davidson Road Songs
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Beth Orton – Daybreaker
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Nirvana – Hormoaning EP
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Pee Helper
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Mos Def – The New Danger
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The Cranberries – Best of
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Get Yourself some Porn
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If You Buy This, You’ll Probably Get Sex….
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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2008

25

Jan

Alex Curran Rocks Some Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Here’s are some pictures of Alex Curran in some fuck me boots, even though she’s already been fucked and has 2 kids with her ‘footballin’ husband. It turns out that she’s another one of those UK bitches called WAGS who lands a footballer to marry because I guess football husbands are the closest thing to royalty, with blue collars and not blue blood bullshit cuz blue collar love blonds with fake tits as trophy wives while blue blood just like them to fuck and make disappear so they don’t cause a scandal with the media.

I also learned that Alex, writes a weekly column for the Daily Mirror about Shopping, which should probably be called how to seduce and get knocked up by rich men athletes so that you can buy designer clothes, attend all the right events and never ever work again.

Either way, I feel like a better person for looking up this girl today instead of just writing that I have no idea who the bitch is, so thanks wikipedia for being my teacher, because with you in my life, who really needs to know anything,

The highlight of these pictures is that they call Lays chips something different over there and that’s good news because it gives me something to talk to my wife about, we really only connect when we’re talking about food. but that’s just because it’s all she knows, I mean besides knowing how to be lazy as fuck.


Related Posts:

David Beckham Feelin Up Posh
Cheryl Tweedy Cole in a Bikini
Chantelle Houghton a Typical UK Upskirt

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2008

25

Jan

Britney Spears Using a Public Pay Phone of the Day

Here are some playful Britney pics, because I like to think of crazy people as playful because in their insanity they are always smiling and having a good time while laughing hysterically, when the assholes I see on the street who are late for work and seemingly normal on the surface with their shitty standard suburban lives are always pissed off at the world and hate their lives as much as they hate their wives because the only happy they know is when their paycheck roles in and they express that joy by pretending to be excited when talking to their clients with fake happy business talk like you learn when you’re a telemarketer, which you probably are, because that’s all I expect out of you.

When I worked in an office for about a minute before being fired for drinking on the job, I would always go out on my breaks for smokes with crazed homeless people to get some taste of reality. I remember one immaciated guy who was always fucking drunk who would try to sell people dieting tips for a dollar, for those fat women who paid him for his secret, he’d just tell them to stop eating because they were fat and run off with their money to buy booze. It’s that kind of honesty that I respect


Related Posts:

All Britney Wants is Another Baby
Britney’s Period Stained Underwear
Britney Classy Upskirt for the Cameras
Britney Buying a Pregnancy Test

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2008

25

Jan

Sienna Miller’s Hard Nipples Update of the Day

The question of the day is while Heath Ledger is out dying, Lohan is out doing drugs secretly and not in public while wearing leggings, Paris Hitlon is starring in a movie she produced and a whole bunch of other celebrity sluts are out getting knocked up and giving birth, where the fuck has Sienna Miller been….

These are some pictures of her getting in her car with her nipples, just to remind you that she’s still alive and still worth convincing to let you cum on her stomach in hopes of some of it dripping down and getting her pregnant because it would really turn you on and make financial sense, provided you had that kind of conviction because as it stands now the only thing your penis has got pregnant is your hand, bed sheets, an old t-shirt, your mom’s panties and a 40 bottle and that was on a dare with yourself, just to see if it would fit and you won. That’s what makes playing games with yourself just as fun as playing with yourself.


Related Posts:

Sienna Miller Topless Beach Pictures
Sienna Miller’s Vagina
Sienna Miller’s Hippie Nipple

Posted in:Hard Nipples|Unsorted

2008

25

Jan

Trista Rehn Sutter Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know who Trista Rehn Sutter is, but I do know that a white bikini is my poison, because when white bikinis get wet they reveal things that only having sex with a girl reveals and despite being a pretty attractive homeless lookin’ man who smells like shit, getting the girl in the white bikini to have sex with me is usually not an option….so I take what I can get.

So this physical trainer turned, Miami Heat dancer turned reality star in her mid-30s may not be the ideal girl to watch run around the beach in a white bikini, like this hard-bodied 19 year old I used to spy on tanning at the park who pretty much let half her vagina hang out of the shit without knowing, but she’s better than nothing and since it’s January, there’s pretty much nothing out there, so beggars can’t be choosers or some shit, even though I’ve always been the kind of beggar who only wants the best. All the other poor fuckers I know think I am a snob because I only eat brand name soup.


Related Posts:

Carla Bruni White Bikini
Hilary Swank White Bikini
Danielle Lloyd White Bikini
Pam Anderson’s White Bikini

Posted in:Trista Rehn Sutter|Unsorted

2008

25

Jan

Gemma Atkinson’s Big Tits in a Red Dress for Christmas of the Day

The Christmas miracle of the day, one month after Christmas, is that Gemma Atkinson still gets work and that works is doing some launch of some in-store month after Christmas sale. This is like the local radio host broadcasting live from the furniture store or some shit and that’s one step away of sprawling your big fat tits across new mid-range cars on display in the Mall or even handing out samples of new flavors of pickles at the discount store.

None of that really matters, when you are a useless bitch with big tits you take any job you can get because work is work and that’s more than I can say for myself. I think the fact that Gemma got all done up in red is just a sign of how committed she is to the task no matter how how insignificant or embarrassing it is and that’s the kind of work ethic that leads a girl to showing off her huge tits to get ahead by not having to work the pole in the local strip club to pay the rent and in my boring internet based life, there’s nothing wrong with that, because it gives me something to look at.


Related Posts:

Gemma Atkinson’s Tits in a Bikini with a Friend’s Nipples
Gemma Atkinson’s Tits in a Bikini With a Pair of Shorts On
Gemma Atkinson’s Tits in a Bikini With a Hairy Stomach
Gemma Atkinson in a Lingerie Shoot

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