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2008

30

Jan

CariDee English Does Blackberry of the Day

Here is Caridee English from America’s Next Top model fame, realizing that Tyra’s show wasn’t much of a stepping stone that leads to work after winning the 100,000 dollar contract she won because every year they throw another model with no business being a model into the mix with the same prize.

I am all for posting pictures of girls whoring themselves even when that whoring isn’t the kind of whoring I am a fan of that takes place in back alleys and seedy motels that rent by the hour and involve drug addiction and all that good stuff.

So now that Caridee’s 100,000 dollars only went so far for her so she does whatever she can to get by. One of those things is going to Verizon Blackberry launches and whoring for them, so that she can get a free phone and plan because one less bill when you’re not making money is a good thing, but another good thing is that when you are a tall thin blonde girl with a hot body, there is always better ways to whore yourself to make money when all those hopes of dreams of being a legitimate success are replaced with having to buy yourself some groceries or tampons….and I’m talking sucking dick and I’ll be there to post the pictures because I am always doing my part to help….


Related Posts:

Caridee English in a Blue Dress
America’s Next Top Model Melrose Showing Her Tit
America’s Next Top Model Contestants Naked
Tyra Banks Talking About Vagina

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2008

30

Jan

Britney Spears See Through Halter Top of the Day

I don’t think Britney is any crazier than the bitch I used to date who woke me up with a knife to my throat because she thought I was cheating on her with the checkout clerk at the grocery store because I told her she was cute, or the bitch I found overdosed in the bathtub convulsing after having sex with me, or the bitch who used to fuck everything that walked behind my back and would come home to me begging me to marry her, or even my current wife who emotionally eats herself to death but really doesn’t give me all that many headaches except when she doesn’t shower.

So this whole Britney bi-polar shit is just excuses or labels on things that really don’t need labels, because the reality is that Britney is just a chick and in being a chick she’s just emotionally unstable and I blame it on her period.

Either way, she’s running around in see-through halter tops that make us all feel like we are lying in her bed and she’s dressing up all sexy for us in hopes of having a special night together that leads to making a replacement baby for her and this whole free-spirited take on life is pretty fuckin’ entertaining, because the people want to know and Britney’s giving us what we want and crazy or not, that’s a pretty nice gift. Thanks.


Related Posts:

Britney Spears Isn’t Crazy Her Dad’s Just Trash
Britney Spears Wearing a Bra
All Britney Wants is Another Baby
Britney’s Period Stained Underwear
Britney Classy Upskirt for the Cameras
Britney Buying a Pregnancy Test

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2008

30

Jan

Avril Lavigne is a Pregnant Skater Girl in a Bikini of the Day

The thing I like about girls who dress like boys is that they have vaginas, the thing I don’t like about girls who dress like boys is that they dress like boys. I was never a fan of the skater chicks even though they were the tom boys who’d get wasted with you, wrestle with you and spit on hot chicks with you. They would never worry about getting dirty or messy but with never worrying about getting dirty comes a whole lot of smells I’d rather not get down with. But when her crusty baggy jeans she’s been wearing all week slipped off and her dirty skate shoes that make her feet smell like dude come off and her drunken mismatched sock wearing ass crawls into your bed and that ass is on a fit little body from all the running around pretending like she’s a female Steve-O while learning how to Ollie and moshing at punk concerts, makes the cross dressing ok.

Either way, the word in Canada is that Avril is pregnant according to Sum 41’s friend, which only seems normal, since everyone is fucking pregnant and let’s hope that video from the birth gets leaked on the internet, because watching babies squeeze out of celebrity vagina is my new porn.



Related Posts:

Avril Lavigne in Boys Underwear
Avril Lavigne Upskirt
Avril Lavigne and Sum 41 are Boring
Avril Lavigne’s Fan Do A Weird Celebrity Nude Drawing

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2008

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am dying. Here’s an email I got:

I don’t have much to say other than that celebrity gossip and porn are sedatives for me, in the way that Xanax and weed are for a lot of people. I’m a fetishist, and your site helps to mend the paranoia, at least it used to.Your senseless, pseudo-intellectual rambling just gets old. Its predictable, moot.

I suck at life and here are my links:

Before Britney’s Intervention – They Make a Stop at the Benz Dealership to Buy Mommy a New Car
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Some Hot Brazilian Chick Rubbing Oil on Her Bikini Wearing Self Video
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Liz puts on a topless show at the beach
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Blakely Shae is the Half Naked Club Girl Gallery of the Day
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Her Name is Melissa Satta and Her Bikini Bottoms Get Snagged by Some Pervert Showing Off Her ASs
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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Still Fucking
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Tony Romo Singing Journey’s Don’t Stop Believing from the Same Night
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More on the Britney Spears Family Intervention Because You Care
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Mariah Carey’s Big Ol’ Tits on Rodeo Drive Shopping
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Here are the Cheerleaders from the 2008 Playoffs for you to Jerk Off To
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Here’s a Drunken Nicky Hilton Leaving Villa – Some LA Hot Spot
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David Beckham’s Name is Being Used to Promote Condoms….Which is Weird Because He’s Knocked Up Posh More than Most Men Knock Women Up…I Guess It’s Over-Compensation for his Homosexuality….In Which Case IT All Makes Sense That He Promotes Condoms Since He Doesn’t Have AIDS after All Those Bath House Parties
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Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge at Some Hawaiian Tropic Party That Attracts The A-Listers
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James Gandolfini Attacks His Fan Like He’s Really Tony Soprano
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Some Girl Calls 911 on Herself for Drunk Driving
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Stacy Keibler is a Disco Ball I’d Fuck
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Jamie Lynn Spears is Harming Her Unborn Child By Drinking and Smoking
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Some Star Trek Orgasms For You Losers Who Get Off To Star Trek
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Miley Cyrus Legally Changes Her Name from Something Even Dumber- Yes It Is Possible
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This Woman Talks a Whole Lot About Masturbation Because She’s Ugly
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Tricia Helfer is Showing Off Her Cleavage and Legs at Some Evnt
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Some Girl Getting Spanked And Not Lovin’ It Video
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Gwen Stefani is Pregnant Again
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Some Britney Spears Lookin’ Sad from Last Night Pictures
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Jennifer Hawkins is Some Australian Worth Fucking
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In Must See Movies – Here’s the Trailer to Meatloaf’s Documentary on Preparing His 18 Month World Tour That I Would Never Go To
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Drew Barrymore is Dating the Guy From the Apple Commercials and That’s a Really Handsom Couple if you Consider Ugly People Handsome
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One of the Rock of Love Girl’s is a Pornstar – I Thought They Were All Pornstars
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Some Quentin Tarantino Freaking Out on the Paparazzi because They Are Scum
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Gemma Atkinson’s Tits in Nuts Mag
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This Woman is in a Sexless and Loveless Marriage for Her Kids..and Her Misery Makes Me Laugh
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Girls Peeing In Each Other’s Mouths Video
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Some Granny Busting a Move Video
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Katherine McPhee Wants You To Look At Her Tits
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Erika Sato is an Japanese Model You’d Totally Shit ON
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Some Streaker Gets Owned By Some Mascot Who Gets Way Too Excited About Touching a Naked Man
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Lohan is Off the Wagon and Partying It Up (sucking off) With Stavros and Brody Jenner.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Stewardess Gettin Naked in the Cockpit of a Plane
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some BMXer bleeds everywhere after a blow to the head
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Here’s a Gallery of the Best Celebrity Asses – Decide Who’s Missing If You Care
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Some Crazy Slut Obsessed With Her Giant Dildo
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The Original Cat Woman in Lingerie at 74 Years Old
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The Lingerie Bowl will Not Happen in 2008 but We Have Pics from Previous Years for You Perverts
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Dennis Leary Does a Dumb Song Called At the Rehab
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Dita Von Teese’s Top Teasing Moments Poll that I don’t think is possible because she’s ugly
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Photobucket Tits and Vagina on Young Lookin’ Girls Who Probably Should Have Been Smarter With their Digi Cams
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More Tits on Photobucket
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More Nudity on Photobucket
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FROM THE FORUM:

Marvin Gaye – What’s Going On
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The Bravery – the Sun and the Moon
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Esthero – Breath from Another
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Siouxsie & the Banshees Greatest Hits
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Emily Haines & Soft Skeleton
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Ratatat – Classics
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Sinead O’Connor – Best of
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Beta Band – Hot Shots II
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Find The Best Dirty Sites on the Internet
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If You Buy This, You’ll Probably Get Sex….
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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2008

29

Jan

Britney Spears isn’t Crazy She’s Just Embarrassed of Her White Trash Dad of the Day

If you watch this video of Britney’s chaos last night that had to do with some kind of manic episode that her manager is blaming on her paparazzi boyfriend, you’ll see her redneck child-molesting lookin’ father telling the paparazzi to fuck off and that was the highlight of the video.

Reality is, who gives a fuck about Britney’s mental health issues and demise, or her sleazy immigrant boyfriend’s rise to the top, or her sister’s teenage pregnancy when you’ve got this toothless fuck who talks out of the side of his mouth like a small town tractor mechanic buying bullets at the local Wal Mart because he’s got rats in his shanty he calls home, to laugh at.

It is one of those things that proves that America is the land of dreams and anyone can become rich and famous no matter what sewage pipe their family crawled out of…All kidding aside, I am sure his daughter’s drama is putting strain on his family and has forced him to miss some KKK meetings back home, which is too bad because I heard his local chapter got themselves a gay black jewish dude last week and that’s like a trophy for they are so rare to come by.

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2008

29

Jan

Tara Reid Celebrating Chinese New Years of the Day

Tara Reid doesn’t really need a reason to party, bitch will get wasted just to celebrate waking up in the morning, but for some reason she’s out celebrating Chinese New Year this past weekend with her little gay friend like she was Chinese. There’s something really arousing about seeing a girl in a stained dress leaving a party wasted that makes the animal in me want to follow her back home like I was invited to watch her sleep. Unfortunately never sleeps, she just keeps on going like some lifelong rave Energizer Bunny hopped up on substances so I guess I can only dream of making some more stains that count on her dress, none of this too drunk to hold my drink so I spill on myself bullshit, I’m talking about semen and vomit….two things that go hand it hand when it comes to me.

Here are Some Bonus Pics from the Event of some Hot Body Painted Chick and Some Sarah Jessica Parker Bitch Named Hofit Golan With Her Retarded Big Tits


Related Posts:

Tara Reid Upskirt Moment
Tara Reid is a Drunken Mess
Some Tara Reid See Through Nipple
Tara Reid is a Washed Up Drunken Party Girl

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2008

29

Jan

Diora Baird Amateur Lookin’ Pictures of the Day

Her name is Diora Baird and she’s some kind Guess? Model who did Playboy. These are supposed to be some kind of amateur self-shot pictures she took but they look like they are from the 70s and bitch was only born in ’83, so I don’t really get it. But I am not the smartest dude out there. I do know that she’s got bush going on and everyone knows that from the time she was 18, bush didn’t exist and the brazilian had already killed pubic hair around the globe. Murderer.

Either way, she’s topless, and despite lookin’ like she’s on the set of Roseanne, or part of some trailer park film festival, her tits are big and worth lookin’ at.


Related Posts:

Diora Baird at the Tenacious D Premiere

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2008

29

Jan

Rachel Hunter Braless at the Beach of the Day

So these pictures were called Rachel Hunter braless at the beach and I figured I’d post them even though I can’t tell whether bitch is in a bra or not and don’t really see why it matters if she is in a bra or not. Caring about whether a washed up model has a bra on or not is pretty fucking desperate but the good news for Rachel Hunter is that her tits are perkier than Britney. Then again my limp penis is perkier than Britney’s tits and if Britney’s tits were shit, they’d be diarrhea.

Either way, good job Rachel Hunter for finding herself some kind of boy toy who probably used to jerk off to her swinsuit modeling pics in the 80 before he became rich enough to seduce her. I can’t really tell how old he is, but I can tell that he’s definitely not taking Rachel and her big-ness to the gym with him. This is probably not the best way to end a post, but I am still sick and still have a fever so I really don’t care about trying to think up a closer. Asshole.


Related Posts:

Rachel Hunter Putting on Shoes you Foot Fetishist
Rachel Hunter Bikini Pictures
Rachel Hunter’s Mom Cleavage
Rachel Hunter Upskirt Moment

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2008

29

Jan

Jennifer Garner Getting Her Ass Smelled By A Dog of the Day

These are some pictures that hit last week and I wanted to post them but never really got to them because I am lazy even though they are funny. I was going to go off about how period’s aren’t natural again, because it seemed to be a hit with the feminist lesibians, but I decided to tell you a little story about this retarded dude I once knew and his dog who loved periods more than the average guy, even though the average guy secretly fucking loves periods because it means we didn’t knock our bitch up this month and it’s a time for celebration, a celebration that only lasts about a minute until we realize that our bitches are going to be pains in the ass, not put out and expect us to be sensitive to their needs for the next 5 days.

That said, this retarded dude I knew had this dog and he would take his dog on walks and this dog would sniff more pussy than a lesbian pornstar and every single time the dog would work it’s way into a stranger’s cunt, the retard would point and laugh and scream “you’re on your period” then laugh hysterically. The girls he would usually embarrass doing this too would usually just blush and walk away as fast as she could to get away from the creepy retard, but one time he did it to a teenager who was with her father and apparently father’s don’t like retards talking about their teenage daughter’s periods and the retard got institutionalized and his period-sniffing dog was sent into the police force as is doing really well sniffing out drugs at the airport. I lied about the last part. It happens.


Related Posts:

Jennifer Garner Orgasm Face Action
Jennifer Garner and Some Paddle Surfing Gayness

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2008

29

Jan

Maria Menounos Gas Pumping Porn of the Day

The thing I like about Maria Menounos isn’t the fact that she is greek and takes it up the ass because I hear that that is a rumor and that greek girls don’t actually take it up the ass with any less convincing than non-greek girls. It’s just an urban myth that is fun to throw in “bro’s” faces at clubs when they are “poppin” bottles surrounded by hot chicks while hugging each other and you’re alone in the corner with your friend from elementary school who has always been there for you, sipping on your draft beer.

The other thing I like about Maria Menounos is that she’s driving an Audi A6 that is obviously a nicer car than I have, but the kid down the street’s skateboard is a nicer car than I have. But I do know that the Audi is just one step up from a Volkswagen and that’s not very ballin’ for someone on TV and that leads me to think that she’s pretty much the poor girl amongst her rich coworkers and is possibly the kind of girl who doesn’t need to get with other celebrities, but is satisfied with Doctors, Lawyers and rich business men and that may not lead us to her vagina, but I’m happily married so fuck that noise.

I think the real reason I am posting these pictures is not because of her hot ass in her business casual pants or her tits busting out of her bra under her tight white shirt or the fact that I can zoom into her credit card info so that I can go on an internet shopping spree on her tab, but it is the fact that she’s pumping her own gas like she doesn’t mind getting down and dirty and that is my new porn.

I spent all day saturday at the local self-serve watching all kinds of bitches struggle with their gas and washing their windshields and having the hardest time figuring out how to pay on the machine, while I sat there drinking my coffee and smoking cigars. I am pretty sure that’s the reason why I am sick, but it was worth it because now I have something to imagine myself jerking off to, since I am non-threatening and can’t get hard and it was free in a world where nothing comes free.


Related Posts:

Maria Menounos’ Tits for the Superbowl Last Year
Maria Menounos Shopping With Harry Potter Chick
Maria Menounos’ Ass Crack of the Day
Maria Menounos at the Emmy Awards With Cleavage

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