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2021

11

Feb

Battle of The Asses of the Day

We like having fun over in these parts because everyone takes their lives too fucking seriously and that’s idiotic in and of itself, we are insignificant and we all die, get over your uptight, oversensitive, whining cunt self….not to mention this is the fucking internet…the escape from your shitty life where you shouldn’t bring your baggage from your shitty life…but instead watch porn, play FLASH GAMES like Jake’s Booty Call or whatever we did in the early days of the internet…and send your friends some weird stileproject puke videos or some shit….instead we’re all crying about people being deleted off social media, or crying to get people deleted off social media…you fucking children fucks…

SO in loving to have some fun, here’s a little throwback to better times, but in modern times, as Paris and this rapper girl help relaunch Juicy Couture back into the trendy athletic gear and Paris better be part owner in this shit because she basically put Juicy on the map…and not because of her wetness in her sex tape…but in actually helping the brand become billionaires long before random ass idiots were becoming billionaires for pushing made in china shit direct to consumer on IG like it’s late night TV…

You know back when billionaires matters, meant something or were respected for their ingenuity, hard work, drive and success story…instead of “my sister had a sex tape and I lazily sat around as a team of people uploaded pics of me, until one day they said we should do a beauty company and I was like ok and now I am a billionaire…yay”….bullshit..

Bullshit you could argue Paris ALSO started but it would have happened anyway…blame the camera phone…

Either way, which JUICY ass is better, even though Juicy are not the kind of athleisure-wear I am into since it’s not skin tight leggings…but it’s still a BATTLE OF THE ASSES…enjoy….

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2021

11

Feb

Taylor Momsen Nude of the Day

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I am pretty sure I’ve posted at least one of these nudie pics of Taylor Momsen…it was probably closer to Christmas when I was reminded she existed after watching a trailer for Jim Carrey’s Grinch who stole Christmas where she played the girl who sang “Where are you Christmas”….iconic performace that over the course of 20 years has evolved into weird rockstar doing the Miley thing before Miley was doing it….tits out for the rock and roll fans…because she’s so fucking Rock and Roll…being a Disney Kid and all…was Grinch Disney? Eveything is Disney….but maybe it wasn’t…but it required the same level of “being sold by her parents” that would break a motherfucker for life so hard the never act again and do shitty music instead….

But we can all agree that as long as she’s naked, we’ll support any project she’s naked in…so long as we don’t have to actually support it and instead just stare at the pics.

All this to say, great marketing strategy…I’m sold….

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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2021

11

Feb

Zoey Deutch Hard Nipple of the Day

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Zoey Deutch posted up these throwback bathing suit pics on her social media the other day…because when you’re an actress trying to maintain relevance, even one with famous parents, you best be putting your nipple on the internet in whatever capacity you can so that people actually engage with your content because that’s all we’re really into…girls posting pics of their nips in any capacity they can…meaning in bikini top, bra top, sheer t-shirt, topless…we don’t care…just bring the shameless attention seeking content for us to judge, jerk off to, judge and jerk off to, or at least have a moderately higher interest in the motherfucker cuz we’ve seen them in a more sexual context than not showing her nips…even if they are trying to desexualize nipples…they’ll never win…until they turn everyone gay and even gays probably suck each other’s tits…sexualizing the nipple…it’s just excuses to post nipples while basically winking at us….as they say it’s for empowerment or to rally behind breast feeding moms..

That say…I actually like Zoey Deutch as an actress and I will stare at her nipples anytime she posts them…not that I like any actresses, they are all hacks, but this hack doesn’t offend me as much as other hacks, so HACK away…ya hacks…

Posted in:Zoey Deutch

2021

11

Feb

Grocery Shopper of the Day

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The only excitement I used to get was going to the Grocery Store where I would for the most part, stare at mom’s asses in leggings, because leggings are the norm and moms are the standard shoppers…when they aren’t fat bitches on disability who basically own a motherfucker and make him get her snacks…

I don’t bother leaving the house anymore, but this is a nice reminder of the asses of the grocery store…obviously a more modern approach since girls are more slutty, oversharing, exhibitionists…and when your mom’s a whore in leggigns, you got to level up to be hard…you can’t have a mom sluttier than you.

I am just disappointed this didn’t end with her squirting all over the canned goods….

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2021

11

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The fun way to show the world your asshole is to do it in a thong so it seems less obvious and more like a Janet Jackson tit being pulled out at the Super Bowl viral stunt that you could pretend was an accident…a little “Oh, I didn’t realize my asshole was in that pic, I was just showing off my thong”….because showing off thongs is a normal thing to do now…when girls in the 90s would be so embarrassed if they showed the top of a thong accidentally because they were bending over to pick something up….the whale tail before that became a trend…because empowering the upper thong and making it a fashion statement was the CURE to shame from wearing a thong…you see girls have done the empowerment thing forever….their DE-SEXUALIZING themselves by over-sexualizing themselves, until that gets boring and they need to go deeper….what was once a whale tail is now a full asshole pic…EVOLUTION motherfuckers…

I am into it.

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2021

11

Feb

Chanel West Coast Nipple of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is some MTV trash that I don’t think has pretended to be anything but trash, I mean unless you factor in that she speaks like a rapper despite being a white chick from Orange County…we call it black voice, which I guess isn’t racist when no one gives a fuck you exist, so they don’t notice you’re south central twang that she picked up watching rap videos from her suburban home…

Anyway, she’s apparently in Maxim because Maxim still exists and she pulled out her tits, a tit I’ve probably seen before but don’t remember because who gives a fuck about Chanel West Coast….NOT mANY PEOPLE…that is the answer…

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Posted in:Chanel West Coast

2021

11

Feb

Ashley Graham in a Magazine Still Fat of the Day

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This is the media brainwashing you into thinking fat chicks are worthy of being featured in the Wall Street Journal’s fashion insert because the fatter society is…the more they can control us….keep us sick, keep us lazy, keep us unhealthy….Fast Food on every corner, eat shit, be “empowered” die prematurely…fear COVID…

It’s all pretty idiotic, but it worked out alright for this fat chick who gets paid millions a year to be a fat icon, they need as that beacon of fat hope, to keep people fat….instead of saying “that fat thing will fucking KILL you bro, maybe get fit and learn hand to hand combate, it’s an apocalypse ya know”…

Either way, I am only posting this to fat shame this bitch as you should fat shame all the fat people in your life, but know deep in their souls they already feel the shame, their whole empowerment is just hyping themselves up on soical media to give themselves an angle…it’s all they have to work with…

FUck Ashley Graham but not like the black guys who find this hot…Stop fetishizing sick people.

Posted in:Ashley Graham

2021

11

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I would never have considered myself a Tan Line Fetishists, but Tan Lines are fucking hot….

Maybe it has to do with spending the last year indoors, but I’ve spent years before the last year indoors….so the idea of looking at a healthy, sun kissed body isn’t really a fetish of mine typically….but I guess it’s better than being into vampire bitches…not to mention half these tan lines are probably IMPOSTER tanlines in that they are created by a SPRAY TAN….but does it really matter…TANLINES the second best fashion accessory when taking nude pics of yourself…because the more naked you get the less accessories you have the option of using…the first best fashion accessory in a nude is BUSH….so girls grow that bush out, get those tanlines and here’s some tanlines…on a THURSDAY…CLICKBAIT…

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Posted in:Tanlines

2021

11

Feb

Charlotte Lawrence Cleavage of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is some LA rich kid born to LA industry people who was raised amongst the other LA rich kids of her generation….therefore she’s fucking shitty…

If you think 20 year olds in your area are annoying, lazy, whiners, crying victim while pretending to be woke, when really they are just vapid idiots who like masturbating to themselves in the mirror, because they are all so hyped on themselves….then you’ve never met a rich LA version of that…it’s far more entitled, bratty and annoying….

But the good news with narcissism and the children of narcissists who have basically won at life, not that I’d ever say KATE FROM DREW CAREY won at life, but I am sure she got paid being KATE FROM DREW CAREY….it was a hit show..so she won at life better than most who missed out on the 90s sitcom craze…is that these idiots are encouraged to just be slutty on the internet like all their freinds…and I guess it all started with those short shorts about 5-6 years ago when girls started walking around with their asses out at like 12…so by the time they are on instagram showing their assholes the parents are just happy they are doing it from home and not at some flophouse.

EITHER WAY….Charlotte Lawrence is another one of those fake popstars in training thanks to having a budget to record shitty songs…and her marketing of herself is half naked and I find her pretty hot and I guess that’s what it’s about…if you’re hot enough..shameless whoring is hot enough to ignore how low hanging the fruit she’s grabbing at is….and why not whore yourself if it makes those dreams come true becaus she’s allowed to dream even if she’s going to inherit millions after her mom dies of tainted BOTOX….you know LA things…so luxurious…

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2021

11

Feb

Loren Gray Wants to Be Fucked Like a Slut of the Day

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Loren Gray was the most followed person on TikTok before it went viral and all the celebs hopped on for China helping make TikTok the annoying but oftentimes slutty good time it is….not that I would ever have that app on my phone…but I see the highlights and girls are WILD…

Anyway, this one had millions of followers, the industry figured they’d sign her because of her audience to get some of that money off their followers, and she now exists as a “Recording Artist”…which is obviously a superfluous or overhyped way of referreing to clickbait….but if you say it’s “Art” and that she’s an “Artist” then it MUST be art….right?

That’s how the commercial, mainstream BRAIN washers posture it…and I don’t fucking care….I am just here for the racy content that keeps getting racier because I have very low expectations for content creation in this era of clickbait…

I guess it worked out alright for this one, since she was the most followed on the app, because she’s still getting paid, where as all the others who could have been are just being forgotten since there’s more important people to watch dance half naked….like Jessica ALBA…

Anyway, Loren Gray, the over filtered, possible AI BOT that isn’t even a real person, but rather created by CHINA to win over America…LIKES TO BE FUCKED LIKE A SLUT….when texting and I guess diddling herself…only to show up and not put out…because people don’t fuck anymore, they call sex RAPE now…you know population control programming…

Either way, I don’t think she’s human…

Either way, why are girls listing to music about being fucked like a slut…then getting mad when you refer to them as sluts…

SLUTS>