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2021

Feb

Nina Dobrev Bikini Spin of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is the Russian mail order bride that professional snowboarder, American Hero and GoPro Billionaire….Shaun White has acquired with all his money and good clown-like looks…because everyone knows mail order brides do what they can to get what they need…I’ve seen 90 day fiance…I know…

The truth is that Nina Dobrev, the Canadian export I never met, because she only routed through Canada from her native Bulgaria on her way to the fucking top….all Canadians know each other you see…probably has a lot of money on her own, but like all sugar babies before her, who date men richer than them for security when it comes to shitting out babies and such, as love is as much a business and it is about love, you gotta secure the best possible divorce settlement before you star…especially when your celebrity opens the doors to other rich guys who want to fuck you….there are options…only the best, or richest, or most value….meaning cool to rich ratio wins!

It’s a general misconception…people think since she’s rich and he’s rich it’s pure love since they don’t need the money…but rich people give a fuck about money and you can still be a money grubber sugar baby who wants a dude’s money, EVEN when you’re rich…or famous…or both…

Life is about opportunists seizing opportunities…possibly why her family came to Canada in the first place…that better life…

But the real question is why would White, who could fuck 23 year olds who are as rich and famous as Dobrev, despite his looking like Carrot Top, be with this. Sure she’s hot to us losers, but she’s old…so she must be a good hustler….gypsy shit..

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2021

Feb

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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This is about as woke as I get…you know by posting The Ratio….because while big fat and nasty girl, or midget troll girls and Kamala Harris’ weird genderless daughter are being packaged as models….when clearly any retard could be a model..just take their pants off and take pics of them…but that doesn’t mean they are models I want to see…

So the reason this is as woke as I get is because I am a believer in science and science had said bitches with waists and bitches with hips and the bitches men are most attracted..

They can be fat, they can be skinny, so long as they have a waist and hip…that’s what fucking matters…and I stand by that..inclusivity done right and according to science so all you bitches with NO wait to hip ratio can give up your quest of being hot, you’ll never be as hot as a bitch with waist and hip ratio….no matter how hard you try…but we’ll still jerk off to your butthole…just know we’d rather jerk off to butthole with some womanly shape to it…we’re not all queer.

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2021

Feb

Demi Lovato Nipples of the Day

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I’ve been a consistent hater of Demi Lovato for as long as I can remember.

I never found her hot or interesting and she seemed like she had a pretty shitty attitude….was coddled and surrounded by yes men, with too much money…

I’d laugh at Wilmer Valderamma for sticking his dick in it, back when he was sticking his dick in it….he was probably sticking his dick in other things since he had fame and that gets you a lot of hot unknown pussy…but publicly pretending to fuck this…trash…

So when she survived her heroin overdose I was hoping society would have taken an old school approach and cancel the bitch for being a terrible influence on the youth, if anything saying Heroin is so good I’d die for it, rather than Heroin is so bad I almost died for it..

Then she’s always, even before the heroin, used her BI POLAR diagnosis, which basically anyone can get from any doctor, especially a celebrity in need of an excuse for her shitty lifestyle choices, moves, living in excess, surrounded by yes men…

MENTAL HEALTH…the ultimate in excuses….”I can’t do that, i am bi-polar”….”I did that shitty thing because I am bi-polar”….etc….get the fuck out of here, everyone is fucking nuts, we don’t care…it’s no excuse…

Then she’s done the fat thing, the attempt at skinny thing, the no filter, no make-up thing, it’s been a pretty gross time….but not as gross as her promoting her heroin overdose, getting sympathy, addiction is a disease, nonsense…that street level heroin users who are actually dying, and teens in middle class homes are actually dying, for this bitch to champion the opiate crisis by monetizing it…sensationalizing it…garnering sympathy from it…

It’s pretty awful…and so is this weird Lesbian mom at the bookstore who just found lesbianism after her husband cheated on her look….even if there’s gratuitous nipple.

Looking a lot more like POOT Lovato these days

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2021

Feb

Hilary Duff Titty Bounce of the Day

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I’ve concluded that Hilary Duff is some weirdo pervert a while ago, and it wasn’t in a weirdo sitting at home in his mom’s basement watching her on whatever show she was on, saying things like “oh you’re a bad girl aren’t you”…it’s more that I understand what being a teen star meant back in the day…coupled with understanding how 90 percent of people are…you know it’s a porn era and there’s a lot of downtime when you’re rich and famous and have everyone doing your bullshit for you…lots of time to diddle yourself….

Plus, she had a kid in her early 20s, which in the event you didn’t know, happens when you beg a dude to cum in you because that wiring is what keeps the species alive…

During her divorce she was publicly fucking, not the kind of public fuck we like, but with dudes she was clearly fucking and not ashamed of the fucking…then there’s be a series of pregnancies since then with at least one, maybe two other dudes…”My kids have different dads” how modern you get cummed in slut…

So seeing her pregnant with her milk filed fat mom tits is nothing too shocking for the pervert that is Hilary Duff…but it may be shocking for her die hard fans that are into the pregnancy knowing it means she was cummed in and that her vagina will be gaped right when it is shot out of her in what will likely be some hippie water birth or some shit..

I personally think pregnancy is unnatural, terrifying, bigger tits or not, there’s a human growing inside you and that’s fucking creepy sci/fi shit I do not like….but the tits are bigger…which you may like..

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2021

Feb

Sofia Jamora Twerks of the Day

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Her name is Sofia Jamora and she’s got 2.8 million followers on Instagram, so I guess it was only natural for her to hop on the Only Fans trend and get money out of those followers, after giving it all away for free over the last years it took her to build up her insta fan base….

You know when she started, the goal was likely to be a legit model or influencer, do the whole brand collab thing like she was a Kardashian, but chasing brands is a fools game, when you can just get a slice of your audience to pay you a monthly fee….it’s like if you have 2.8 million followers, getting 10,000 of them to pay you 10 dollars a month will make you 100k per month, constant..and all you have to do is post racier shit than what you post on IG, which is already half naked anyway…

It’s a wild time where women were conditioned to play model on the internet, only now they’re being conditioned to play nude model on the internet because it gets paid, and it’d be interesting to know how many of these girls got started thinking “I’ll get into a members site for perverts” back when they started…but I guess money is a funny thing that makes people do amazing things like become pornographers…even if the porn isn’t hardcore.

For the record, the pay for premium content thing makes total fucking sense and I think all these girls who have been giving it away for likes and follows have been silly to give it away for free for likes and follows…if you were to go through the archive, and you won’t, because you don’t exist, you’ll know that I’ve always said giving ZUCKERBERG the license to make billions off your butthole thong pic is fucking insanity….the do your own site get paid for your butthole…is the answer….

Now if only I created OnlyFans…I’d be on a private jet and not posting this twerk video…because failure comes in all shapes..

Yes, this twerk video is hardly naked enough for my liking, especially if it’s actually paid content, but if you like her, this is her INSTAGRAM

Funny enough, I never heard of this girl, but she was captured having a tit slip by the paparazzi for attention the other day, so I like her hustle.

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2021

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny tits don’t always mean tiny bodies, or tiny vaginas for your tiny dicks, sometimes tiny tits are on large bodies an it’s fucking weird….but they are still tits..and tits matter..

My theory on the TINY TITS thing is that a girl with tiny tits with statistically have a tighter body which as far as I’m concerned, since I am a “NO FAT CHICKS” kind of guy when it comes to internet smut, but a “ONLY FAT CHICKS” when it comes to everyday life because the hot skinny girls have other options, and really the fat ones have other options now too because of the whole inclusivity things, so thankfully, I’m impotent and it’s a “No Chicks’ policy….I can blame on COVID…unless you consider my wife a chick, which I don’t….so you shouldn’t either.

ANYWAY…good things come in small packages or some shit, where small tits, and some of these aren’t even that small, but the girls think they are because they are deluded from shitty fat Kardashian tit and think that’s what people like…look good to me…and that’s what it’s about.

So here’s to small titty empowerment!

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2021

Feb

Kate Beckinsale Bath of the Day

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This may not be all that sleazy of a bathtub pic, you know you’d rather see Beckinsale shoving the shampoo bottle up her ass to show you that she still cares about your support after all these years, you know a simple thank you is not good enough, when you’re as old as she is and a mom, there’s a level of skill that her vagina comes with and I guess her ass comes with, that would allow her to fit that shampoo bottle where we all want it to be, and the fact that she’s not sharing that with us is just cruel…it’s just her being unappreciative…take the fucking compliments from everyone shocked at how hot she is….but never giving back…it’s enough for you to bemad at her….

But then, you realize being mad at a celebrity who by default is only using you for likes and follows as none give a fuck about their fans at least not on an individual level….they like the collective of the fans to feel important….because I guess they are important…

So it’s more a take what we can get situation, but it’d be better if what would could get is the self care we’re looking for, that release…it is the porn generation and as a near 50 year old…masturbation is likely what she spends most of her time doing…just not for you..cuz you aren’t important enough…

Either way, it’s still a bath pic…and for her fans that’s probably more than they’ve ever been sent from a girl…so this one’s for them.

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2021

Feb

Lea Michele Cleavage of the Day

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I have been calling Lea Michele a dude for as long as I can remember, it was her pre-botox man face that threw me off, but I realize as time goes on that dudes are into women with manly faces, maybe it’s because they are queer or maybe they just hate women and think manlier looking women will put out more thanks to the testosterone that gave them a man face…I don’t know, I am not a doctor…

I just know that I am still not convinced that Lea Michele isn’t a weirdo story of a mom with a dream, who knew a daughter would have more logevity that a son, so she started her out young.

I’ve said it before, but I watched Sleepaway camp as a teen in the 80s and it was a real eye opener that bait and switches can happen if the parent is nuts enough, even though now that trans is mainstream, parents just do it for fun, but in Lea Michele’s day they’d be doing it for other weirdo reasons..

So yes, there are tits, but are they man tits, maybe…there’s crotch…but is she tucking…I don’t know….

I just know it will take more than a PREGNANCY on social media to fool me into the storyline….I know movie make-up can make pregnancy bumps and the star of GLEE has the resources to do what she can to hide the lie….

HOWEVER, the only thing working against my LEA MICHELE is a man theory is that it’s trendy to be trans now, so if she was to jump on that she’d make a lot more money and as Hollywood money grubbers, they are all about the money…so hiding the trans storyline doesn’t make sense on that level….unless she’s scared of backlash from the years of lies…but there’d be no backlash, they’d just call her a hero and brave to share her truth with us…so for now…Lea Michele tits aren’t man tits…so stare at them guilt free.

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2021

Feb

Sierra Skye is Twerking in the Tub in a G-String of the Day

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Sierra Skye has over 4 million followers on instagram, which you can never be too sure is real folllowers, for 1,000 dollars you can buy about 100k followers, and if you were to want to grow your instagram to be 4,000,000 people, where 500k are real, you could easily just invest that 40k over the course of time, since brands pay like 10k for an IG post…it’s lunacy only because the audiences on most of these women aren’t even legit…

But let’s say that Sierra Skye and her famous booty is legit, it really doesnt matter, because she does the whole premium content thing, where her booty is celebrated in ways it should be…

So whether you like the IG model look or not, whether you think IG is legit or not, Sierra Skye is worth checking out…at least in the hot tub in her g-string…because her body is fucking crazy…and is likely making millions for being crazy…and since part of her hustle is giving us what we want to see to keep us into it…I am all for being into it…I mean I have forgotten a time that babes didn’t do this kind of thing all the time….I am into it even if I hate G-strings and always have…but that’s a conversation with myself on a public blog no one reads for another day….

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2021

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I know that there was a life before TIGHT PANTS were fucking everywhere, but that’s not a life I am willing to revisit, in part because I wasn’t the ultimate human I am now, you know after figuring out how to game the system by running a website that no one reads, visits or advertises on…you know the real fucking wins…

But I guess girls have historically always been exhibitionists who want to show off their asses in tight pants, it’s some primal instinct of wanting to look good enough to get fucked by the alpha in the room…animalistic shit….even if they don’t actually want to get fucked while parading around the internet in their tight pants like some sort of harlet….the brain is wired to get off on doing it….on a subconscious level..

So now, as girls compete for likes and follows, the tight pants is standard fare, and you can leave your house, or not, and see so much tight pant….so tight what’s the point of even wearing pants..and that’s always fun.

Tight pants should make you want to dance.

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