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2021

04

Feb

Noah Cyrus Pussy Slip of the Day

Noah Cyrus is still not officially cancelled like that Country star who said the N word when drunk at his house, not that I’ve read anything about the story, I just see the headlines…and that N-Word when said by the wrong person can end you…I mean that guy is kicked out of any awards, dropped from his label, I guess every white country brand is like “ohhhh fuck, they already think we’re racist god fearing hicks, we can’t give them any ammo”….

All while Noah Cyrus can get in trouble, but not cancelled, because she’s a Cyrus for calling a woman on twitter a NAPPY ASS HO….because Noah Cyrus can’t be a racist…she gets deep dicked by black guys on the regular…they like her fat ass and I guess her fat pussy…and I guess her affiliation with the CYRUS clan…which is really the only reason people notice this botox troll…

Now these are pics of her doing the pussy wedgie, it’s a style, or a trend…wearing panties up around her shoulders, also a style and trend, becasue that shie allows them to photoshop themselves smaller WHILE giving the illusion of having a HIP TO WAIST ratio…it’s the look of the now…UGLIES acting hot…only this UGLY is connected, so we’ll pretend she’s hot…but that could just be my affinity for PUSSY wedgies, I mean EAT those fucking panties cunt, GOBBLE it up…

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2021

04

Feb

Rebecca Black Fetish Gear of the Day

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Rebecca Black is in some Illuminati themed shoot, which could explain why she’s all of a sudden starting to pop up on the social media feed…

Whether you believe in the Hollywood Satanists running the world from their world Elite perches or not….it makes for a fun and creepy and mysterious conspiracy to dive into…plus the same 10 corporations control everything you consume, and have their hands in everything you are exposed to, and knowing how shitty humans are, whether within your own family, maybe an old boss, maybe a high school bully, maybe an ex girlfriend who didn’t care when she ripped your heart out of your chest when it was still beating, like some sort of sacrifice…humans aren’t inherently good.

Then there’s the whole big Pharma approach to humans, where they see us as test subjects, our deaths a consequence of business, just all for profit, unhuman shit, that is actually REAL fucking human shit.

That said, whether evil runs the media, it’s all still so silly…inconsistent…hypocritical, etc….

Which brings us to Rebecca Black and her big tits, who was ridiculed when she was a teen with her viral song FRIDAY, that got billions of views on Youtube, just before her fucking time I guess, because they didn’t turn her into a big star, where as now they give anyone with a following a record deal as they scramble to sell records..

So the LAUGHING stock of music, is a song still referenced on Fridays, even though it’s not Friday today….a meme as a teen…never to be taken seriously despite doing better than most signed artists…is now being taken seriously and they are marketing her in lingerie…which is enough of distraction for me from all the bullshit out there…because we are peasants who can’t control any of this…so might as well enjoy half nakedness while we are waiting to die / living our life…depending on how optimistic you are.

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2021

04

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drop Thursday….I know that everyday is for titty drops, we live in a free the nipple world, where girls feel compelled to show their tits, all while also living in a “sell your nudes” online world…and tits is a great marketing hook to get people into see you get fucked, or diddle yourself, or whatever the upsell is, especially when you have fat tits that are designed to drop….not that all titty drops are for fat tits, but the majority of the clout chasers doing the titty drops, because it’s fun and socially acceptable, are the fat titty girls….which makes sense…I mean if you excel at something…fucking commit to it…and deliver the drops..

So here are a bunch of normals, some uglies, all flashing their tits, some big, some weird and long looking, but DROPS are happening…so watch them DROP.

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2021

04

Feb

Delivery Driver Chick Steals Food and Other Videos of the Day

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Porch Pirate Problems

Annoying Passenger of the Day

Shopping…

White Neighbor VS Black Neighbor

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2021

04

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Instead of writing about what is outraging people, becuase people are whiner fucks who like to complain about how unfair everything is, since they are victim fucks…

I’d rather write about thing that inspire, that enlighten, that uplift, that make you a better person..

For the most part, that’s writing about how fucking stupid other people are, so when you see yourself behaving like those idiots, you are reminded that they are idiots.

You know, just trying to keep the pressures of social media performances that are LYING to you to either elevate the individual influencer on their quest to be important, or it is being fed to you by people already seen as important for whatever reason, and they just feed you lies that sound good, feel good, look good…while still remaining horrible humans who don’t believe anything they say behind closed doors, when off social media, when they aren’t being WATCHED or forced to keep up the facade, the bullshit, that has proven successful to them…because you know they don’t care…

Whether it’s about the environment and you see GRETA accidentally posting instructions of things to be “activst” about, or other woke shit, from environment, to plastic in the oceans, banning straws while buying products with microbeads and plastic wrapping, while complaining about FOSSIL FUELS being dirty as they order their instagram brand, made in china, fast fashion outfit they only wear once….to race pandering, to gender, to everything….

And don’t try to reason with them, that gets discounted by the idiot young people as “OK BOOMER”….because us boomer’s just have no life experience or opinion, we’re just old and detached from the narrative the people controlling their minds are trying to accomplish with them…and they don’t like that…so discount REASON and have it seen as being “Out of touch”…while kids are cutting off their own genitals while protesting female circumcision in Africa…

I guess inspiring and uplifting mean different things to different people.

Don’t be an idiot…but game the fucking system….then send me crypto currency for being the spiritual leader who got you there….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Playboy Model Tahlia Paris Shakes Her Thonged Booty in a Mahomes Jersey
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Maddy Petsch Doing Fitness!
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Some Slutty Instagram Posing for the Welder
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Kamala Harris’ Trans Looking Nerd Hipster Woke Feminist Daughter Being a Model is a Fucking Joke
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Some Disney Kid Meg Donnelly in a Bra
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Reality TV Star Madison LeCroy Clears Up A-Rod Rumors
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Some Girl Gets Taken Out Trying to do a Trick Shot
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Tribal People Try McDonald’s For the First Time
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Setting a New Dominos Record
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Wrestler CJ Perry Showing Flexibility!
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They Call THis Girl Wolverine…
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Creepy Chiropractor and his Big Titty Model
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This Coffee Table Fridge Devide is a Lazy Man’s Dream
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I Fucking HATE videos like this
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New Zealanders are Werid….in this “Social Media Travel Cop” Parody that WIll Likely Be a TV Series…
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Evil Hot Chocolate Prank
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Demi Moore’s Face is BACK
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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2021

03

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got nothing…I blame the streaming apps for raping my mind with all their endless supply of content to stream…making me a mindless chip eating, beer drinking, couch fucking fuck…So I guess I got everything I need…just nothing to say in the stepLINKS post no one reads…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Sydney Sweeney Builds a Snow Man!
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Russian Hockey Team Catches Heat for Picture of Scantily-Clad Female “Goalie”
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Swimsuit Model Cintia Dicker Lives!
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Aaron Rodgers is in a Relationship with Shailene Woodley
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Britney Spears’ Social Media Team Spoke Out About the Conspiracies
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Amanda Cerny in her Bikini – Says she Belongs in the Street
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Kelly Nash is Waiting on Spring Training
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Kamala Harris’ Model Stepdaughter is Very New Age…
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Kate Bosworth Throwback Pokies!
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Olivia Culpo’s in a Bikini
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Miley Cyrus in her Underwear in front of the Mirror!
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Actress Phoebe Tonkin Bikini Swim!
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Andrew Luck Comeback Rumors Heat Up After Alleged Text Messages Hit Twitter
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The Internet Says Brad and Jen are Back On..
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And the New Hosts of Jeopary are…..WTF?
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Dr Greg Gives a Girl in a Tight Shirt some Adjustments!
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Meg Thee Stallion Does a Twerk
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Alexis Ren in a Bikini!
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Porn Website Extends an Offer to Courtside Karen
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Dog Helps his Human Shovel
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Jenna Dewan Pantsless in a Magazine Shoot
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50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather are Still Fighting
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Which Character Will Appear Next on WandaVision?
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Julianne Hough in Red Fitness Gear Looking Good.
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Kate Upton’s Selfie!
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Golden Globes Nominate the Most Female Directors Ever – I wonder Why?
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If People Could Use The Force in Real Life
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Cat Gives Dog Some Massage
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Model Anastacia Bijou Thong in the Water!
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Cheese Expert Brett Favre Talks About the Benefits of Cheese
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10 of the Most Controversial TV Scenes That Wouldn’t be Filmed Today
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Demi Moore Has Recovered from her Weird Plastic Surgery
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Two Strangers on the Subway have a Sex Battle
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Man Found Alive in Sunken Tugboat
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The Blackouts of 2003
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Model Paulina Porizkova Gets Nude!
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Kristin Cavallari’s Leg Show,
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Salma Hayek is Out for a Float
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Check Out this Hot Hot Tub Pic!
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Rescuing a Hawk
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Guy Almost Gets Car Jacked by Cartel
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Krysta Has Two Tone Hair and Pantyhose!
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Raiders Could Attempt a Three-Team Trade for Deshaun Watson
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How Many People Die from Nuclear Energy
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Just a Dude with some Coconut Cutting Skills
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Baby Noy Tattooed and Tasseled!
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Florence Pugh Stans Charlotte Lawrence
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7 Funny Face Masks to Put a Smile on Your Face
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Danielle Robertson’s Hot Fitness Hotness
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Pheobe Price Big Tits on the Tennis Court
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Borat’s Babe is Nominated for a Golden Globe
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Youtuber Tana Mongeaus’s Skimpy Outfit!
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Travolta and his Daughter in a Superbowl Ad
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Priscilla Huggins Ortiz in a Bikini!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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From the Forum

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Kim and Kourtney in Bikinis
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Georgia Fowler Spreading her Legs in her Bikini
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Julianne Hough in Activewear
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Braless Ashley Benson
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Kate Hudson in a Magazine
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Carey Mulligan in a Boring Magazine Shoot
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Kendall and Kylie Leave the Trendy Restaurant
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Jenna Dewan in her Panties for Women’s Health
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Winnie Harlow – Famous for Being a Mutant
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Celebs Nude in the Movies
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From stepSMUT!!

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Belle Delphine’s Dildo Collection
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Couple Fuck in a Home Depot
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Giant Fucking Titty Drop
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19 People having Shitty Day
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Some Tit On Tit
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Good Production Value in this Piss Video
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Monster Tits on the Vape
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Science Cannot Explain this Asshole
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A Big Titty Drop
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Interesting Aerobics
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Apparently a Tinder Blowjob
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Whipped Cream Dispenser
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This is Some No Chance Fight Videos
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Too Much Wetness…
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Girl in Grease Shirt Needs Grease for her Amateur Ass Fuck
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Silly Nude porno Shoot
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Big Booty got a Toy In
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Fucking on the Side of the Road
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A Gallery of Butts I probably already posted
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Long Strides for the Ass Dildo
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Fight and Fuck
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Pussy Rubbing / Yoga Balling
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Lexy Lore – Slutty Influencer
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Just Some Rugged Blonde Bitch with a Massive Toy
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Butt Plug Insertion
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Hotness in the Kitchen
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Worst Pissing in the SHower Video Ever
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Veiny Breasts
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Some Ass Fingering!
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Asses
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Hot Model – Nude in Black and White
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2021

03

Feb

Bella Thorne in Lingerie of the Day

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In really fucking important news, Bella Thorne is still using her OnlyFans as a place to get her sexual alter ego, because it’s seen as cool to have sex, or to be into sex, or to get jacked off to like you’re a pornstar, even though it’s always been going on…people were just more subtle and classy about it…rather than straight up selling their lingerie pics…

But yeah, in very Important News…Bella Thorne, the trendiest of trending personalities who claim to be actors, but their acting tells a different story….she’s still not fucking herself with dildos on her OnlyFans…and limiting to shit she used to just post on IG…

I don’t hate her hustle, it’s funny, half naked, and inspiring other girls to get half naked, keep up the good mentoring…you fuck.

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2021

03

Feb

Shay Mitchell’s Butt Shot of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is Canada’s own hero, you know fighting the good fight for us down in LA where she does embarrassing shit like this:

All while winning at life because she got cast on a very popular show with BENSON when instagram first went viral, securing them millions of followers because they were “it girls” at the time and that’s worked out nicely for Shay, because like most Canadians she’s smart enough to see the fucking opportunity and cash in…
So along with being an actress to maintain her celebrity, she’s launched multiple brands, she’s published teen books she’ll turn into movies or tv series, she’s doing power moves and it’s all thanks to being some rich kid from a rich area…who built off that…and I support smart moves when they still produce slutty content despite being a mom…even though I know famous Canadians are the fucking worst because they think they are so important for their bullshit forgetting that real life shouldn’t give a fuck about your social media following, but I guess it does, just not to me…so stop ignoring me at the IGLOO party behind the ICE wall we Canadians go to every year for our ration of communist maple syrup and free healthcare….you mom fuck.

This post was about her ass in leggings…but it’s also about her bikini….Keep the hustle alive you mom fuck…

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2021

03

Feb

Brighton and Saxon Sharbino in Bikini of the Day

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The Sharbino sisters are two actresses I had no idea existed and whether that’s a good or bad thing is irrelevant, I mean even the actors I know exist, I tend to forget exist, because I don’t have a celebrity fetish, they typically always disappoint me, their selling their souls or their parents’ selling their souls to a horrible industry that I feel has destroyed the core of humanity and made us into these content consuming materialistic consumers that idolize fucking losers because they have more mainstream success, or an audience….so we’ve got a society of idiots scrambling to be liked and follows for their own taste…and movies as a whole are just designed for profit and lack any level of increasing or elevating the higher consciousness of man…it’s just dumb smut fodder to distract and anyone part of that is the fucking worst..

That said, these sisters are in bikinis posting to gether…one named Brighton who is an 18 year old from AMC’s the Walking Dead…a show I’ve never seen…the other Saxon becuase the parents needed those hip and marketable names is the older one who has been in basically nothing of value besides these bikini pics…but at least they’re trying…

I mean incest porn is at an all time high, but even before all that dudes were ALWAYS drawn to hot sisters, and dudes have always wanted threesomes with hot sisters, or to watch hot sisters masturbate together since genetically they are basically the same person so it’s not incest…I know dudes who have fucked one sister, then dated the other sister, and any time I’ve met a sister of a girl I am boning, I’ve been more interested in the sister, just to compare their pussies…it’s a whole elaborate thing…but sister fetishes are real…and this is for that…

Posted in:Brighton Rosie Sharbino|Saxon Sharbino

2021

03

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Unfortunately, when you don’t have the chops or what it takes to be a top half naked influencer on the internet, whether a mainstream one who gets all the jobs from the brands like CULPO…..or a more slutty one who gets all that FAN SUBSCRIPTION MONEY who doesn’t need those brand deals to make stupid money….YOU NEED TO FIND AN ANGLE…

It’s just the way life works, not everyone can be a top player, but that doesn’t mean others can’t play the game…it’s like this site, it will never be a legitimate brand friendly site like BarStool or whoever the big guys are, it’s just destined to be obscure as fuck, even if I do the same kind of thing of updating posts for people, it will never be that billion dollar success story…but there are a solid 10 people who check it out, so I get to pretend I am a media company for them…while making no money….because I am an idiot not money motivated who does this because it’s become what I do…

So those girls who can’t be top. influencers, who can’t be top nude sex workers, but still want to go through the process, find obscure places to produce content for, and weed is one of them….it’s a big industry, it will be legal finally, as it should, because it is barely a drug…and those weed brands that can’t advertise on FB and GOOGLE need options, so if you’re not the hottest, if you look like you smoke weed, you can pose with weed and the weed fanatics will be sucked into it…and you can survive like a real instagrammer pushing weed instead of skinny tea…

So these are some of those racy weed girls being awesome…even if some don’t look so awesome…at least they are having fun getting naked online as they fucking should….it’s better than looking like a muppet fuck like those mainstream sluts….so here’s WEED WEDNESDAY BABES…

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