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2021

Jan

Leven Rambin Erotica of the Day

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I accidentally watched what ended up being a totally pointless movie about Malcolm McDowell (Alex from Clockwork) and Ron Perlman (Emrata’s Husband’s Twin) being lifelong blood brothers involved in some West Virginia oil project that gets thwarted by Perlman’s loser son fucking up by killing a girl….only to SPOILER ALERT (not that I give a fuck about giving spoilers) end in a draw where both motherfuckers die…

Well, it was a Netflx thing, so I’ll assume far too many people saw it that shouldn’t have seen it, because there’s no context to basically anything that happens in the movie and makes zero fucking sense, but LEVEN RAMBLIN is the set of tits in the movie, she’s the babe, the love interest that who the fuck cares, she’s got big tits…

Now I don’t know if that going to be her big break, or if it will put her on the map officially…but she was the only thing good the movie had to offer as the rest of it was pure shit….but I guess a good opportunity for her to leverage into something bigger for herself…since her IMDB looks pretty fucking sad…

And everyone knows, if you’ve got some people noticing the 30 year old tits on NETFLIX then give those people something more to jack off to on Instagram…from your shitty apartment that looks like a student apartment because not everyone in the movies can afford nice houses…

I appreciate the fetish gear, even if I hate that bondage look, it’s the bigger picture of being a slut on instagram I like…all while not worrying about how her upper thighs are exploding out of her panties in some not very fit kind of way…brave…bold…edgy….you know anything for hits….which is why I am posting this shit…not that I get any traffic from the 4 people googling Leven Rambin tits…since GOOGLE has me blocked those perverts…

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2021

Jan

Nina Dobrev Ass in White Leggings of the Day

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Nina Dobrev doesn’t just wear white pants, but she also inserts White into her ass…get it…cuz her boyfriend is the circus clown looking billionaire snowboarding Olympic hero doing that whole bootleg Carrot Top thing, where his comedic props are less annoying that the original Carrot Top, but more in the form of 30 something year old Eastern European refugees that managed to end up on a TV show in LA after a stint in Canada where her family bought their way in….

In this video, her boyfriend Carrot Top White filmed her booty in her pants, which is not all that great of a booty, but still the booty he cums in and is smitten by, since she hasn’t worked as an actress in a long time, her finances are likely dwindling, and she’s turned her acting into manipulating rich men….as these actresses do because acting for a movie is much like acting to seduce men since men are half retards and fall for it…and if you don’t believe me, ask any rich guy who’s paid out half his money in divorce settlements, they know….”The sex was so good, she was just so perfect, I couldn’t believe it was real, until the day after we got married and shit got real”….you know romance for profit shit that may have been invented in Communist Russia, but more likely a TALE AS OLD AS TIME..\

I also don’t give a fuck about Shaun White and Nina Dobrev being young and in love doing epic things cuz they are rich, like shooting guns…I am more about her thinking his photography / filming skills are so LOL…no wonder he made 100s of millions of dollars off his deal with GOPRO kind of thing…a fucking MARTIN SCORCESE level director up in here….but the real question is where’s that sex tape at…since I prefer my ass shots to include less clothing and more spreading…..maybe oil that shit up and make a PEROGI out of her….

As a sidenote, I was reminded that I have historically been grossed out by ginger haired people’s mouths, maybe it is the contrast of their pale skin to their overly dark lips, but in High School I’d gag watching the ginger kid eat…so I googled it to see if redhead mouths offend or disgust anyone else, or if I was alone in this…maybe it was just a one-off situation….and this is what google brought back to me….

You’re naughty google…

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2021

Jan

Olivia Jade Bikini of the Day

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I guess now that Olivia Jade’s mom has been released from Prison, and unlike Phil Spector, she didn’t die of COVID while in there, Olivia Jade can go back to her meaningless existence of being another rich kid trying to find clout on the internet by being slutty on social media.

She must have hated the last 2 years where she had to go silent or off the whole influencer hustle, especially since she never wanted to go to UFC, fake rowing bribes or not, that was her parents doing and in doing, she was perfectly happy being a slut of instagram and youtube pretending to be an influencer, creating content for her virtual fans, cuz it feeds their egos…which makes the whole college scandal even more hilarious…like this bitch didn’t even want to go to school, she has money and social media, what more is there for her.

Anyway, in the last 2 years, probably the most important 2 years on Social Media where celebs have finally dove into it, legitimizing it as a valid marketing and sales tool that is good enough for the A List….and the f-list trying to climb the ranks…and this bitch had to sit it out…

So hre she is starting up again, bikini pics are the way to get those likes and follows going….also the gateway to selling used bikinis and feet pics…which is the gateway to a fan account where she fakes chatting with her pervert fans as she upsells the nudes…even though she doesn’t need the money…her Dad Massimo is rich as fuck from his Sears brand of clothing…but I guess having money when you’ve always had money isn’t as fun as having “FANS”…into the young tits and that fake rower body.

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2021

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I am not a breeder or interested in breeding, I find it some basic animalistic instinct that is ridiculously inconvenient and totally unrewarding.

Anytime I see people, especially young people, pushing their stroller, the dude always looking exhausted and miserable, because he knows in his soul that being in this mess fucking sucks and that he’d be better off just playing videogames and jerking off to porn, I mean sex is good and all, but sex with life changing results with a bitch who is just going to get older and older, is pretty depressing.

I don’t know how they convinced us into having kids, there seems to be nothing fun about having kids, if anything it’s just a weird perversion, or just something for simple minds to do….because sure, seeing a young version of yourself can be rewarding if they end up doing something substantial with their lives, but 99.9 percent of people just end up lazy, miserable, in shit jobs living unimpressive lives, so maybe that time and energy spent on being a dad or parent could be spent on you living your best life, your substantial life, where kids aren’t really in the mix…

So to me, the whole breast milk thing is nothing hot…swollen hormonal tits with a banged out pussy is not my fetish…the only benefit of breast milk would be if I survived a plane crash with a group of people and one happened to be lactating, I’d latch on for LIFE and start sucking that human dairy out of her, but in everyday life, when not in some traumatic survival mode, breasts filled with milk, doing what breasts were desinged to do, are better for the dads that got those breasts full of milk to experience new / bigger breasts before they dry up and they go back to just empty sacks of mom tit…

What I am saying is that anyone into breast milk as a fetish, who isn’t a dad who has already traded his balls in for a “family” experience, and is just happy to have a new version of an old tit that he’s stuck with for life, is just a werido…so you are a weirdo….

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2021

Jan

Ashley Graham’s Nipples on Buzzfeed of the Day

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Whilst trying to give birth to whatever my rotted out intestines decided was ready to painfully eject from my system, I was on my “smart” phone looking at “apple news” app because my “smart” phone is one controlled and operated by the evil empire that is Apple….

In this “apple news” app I came across a headline that read something like “Ashley Graham Shares Pregnancy Pics” because I guess whatever rotted out of intestines and was ejected out of her vagina, because she’s got one of those vaginas that has breached the intestines due to injury from taking massive fat girl shits, and like a crackhead who had a still birth in the back alley she lives in, she took that mass off what she assumed as fecal matter and started to breast feed it….and now at a year old…it has taken human form and she calls it her child..

Point being, in her round-up of pics, there’s a wet t-shirt pic, with her fat girl tits out, all hard nippled…and Instagram says “that’s cool, fat girl nipples are cool”….and Buzzfeed, who has mainstream advertising networks that turn down any small site for far less racy content, post it up like it’s not some fat girl titty fetish content…and that offends me.

Not as much as Ashley Graham offends me as she goes around making her millions of dollars for being fetishized by an industry as this fat icon needed to market products to the fatter generation of people who can’t relate to skinny bitches traditionally used, as they are a total other species of woman…

So this fatty is out there being celebrated, getting work, being told it’s ok to be fat, telling girls it is ok to be fat, which is fucking FAKE news that should be FLAGGED on twitter as one of their “this is not actual fact, this is lies, lets delete all these fat empowerment bitches, cuz we have proof that like smoking, fat fucking kills and telling kids it’s ok and HOT to be fat, is lies used to keep society sick, unhealthy, on meds, dying young, unable to protest or fight the system, because they are too busy eating their POISON junk food”….

So not only are the ad networks like GOOGLE full of shit, if you want to see the list of bullshit ad networks, all of whom have rejected running ads on DrunkenStepfather for being a “porn” site but think it’s cool for Buzzfeed to post fat Ashley Graham tits for empowerment and diversity, when anyone jerking off to her is a fucking weirdo pervert…you can CLICK HERE

Or maybe you’re more into fat girl tits, since fat girl tits is the only redeeming quality a fat girl can have….

All this to say, we live in a weird hypocritical, inconsistent society that confuses an Autistic fuck like me……an I don’t care that Buzzfeed gets away with tits cuz they are high trafficked billion dollar media company, I am just saying how I am blacklisted for the same content, that’s discrimination and I’d care more if I was actually producing this content instead of reposting it to say “LOOK AT THIS FATTY AND HER FATTY TITS”….

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2021

Jan

Her Name is Marty McFly and She’s About to Bomb this Massive Hill and Other Videos of the Day

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Laundromat Crimes…

Camera Man Gets Taken Out

Construction Accident

Snake on a Hiker’s Leg

Accidental Shooting at a Gun Shop

Snowmobile Jump Fail

NYC Joy Ride..

Oil Change Fail…

Girl Tries Crossing the Street

Old Fat Man on a Homemade Foil Board in Colorado

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know about you but I spent my weekend scrolling through reddit porn for STEPSMUT because reddit (not stepsmut) is the hub of internet porn, despite sites with misleading names that would lead you to think they are the hub of internet porn…but yeah, Serena Williams is married to a pornographer….and entitled to half his porn money if they divorce I guess…making her a pornographer too I guess….a Tennis pornographer who probably scroll through the DMs on reddit while they fuck…like VOYEUR cucks…

Point being, the way reddit porn is set up is that you follow different subreddits, but they push shit on the feed like “popular on Reddit”….it’s usually some dude playing an instrument or a dog sleeping or doing something silly…but this weekend, amongst the titty drops, the spread pussy, the suction dildo riding of girls trying to move people from reddit to their OnlyFans….I saw…. image of a 5 year old helping her younger brother suffering from chemo treatments for his terminal cancer – that’s just bad porno business reddit, keep the dying kids for other weirdos, my fetish is self produced nudes, not that….

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Iggy Azalea Just Won the Buss It Challenge…
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Drew Brees and His Wife Brittany Share an Emotional Moment on the Field After Saints Loss
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Marysia Malicka is a Hot Topless Model
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Squirrel Jumps on UPS Driver’s back
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Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake welcome baby #2
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Instagram Model Jenny McCon Shows Support for Her Chiefs
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Miley’s Ex Cody Simpson Swimming for the Olympics..
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Most Metal Cover of Game of Thrones Scene.
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Garbage Truck Malfunctions – Bursts into Fire
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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If You can Get your government to buy you tits..you should do it….

Speaking of tits…I just saw some videos of girls getting pissed on, fucked, cummed on and in various states of group sex on twitter, glad they’re cleaning things up….not that I have twitter…

Then 3 escort accounts added me on Facebook…with “CLICK HERE TO FUCK ME”….and “I LOVE SUCKING DICK SO MUCH”…..”DON’T WATCH MY STORY IF YOU DON’T WANT TO M A S T U R B A T E”….GLAD THEY ARE CLEANING UP FACEBOOK…

Then there’s google, youtube…holy shit, have you seen the shit uploaded there? Thousands of weird fetish videos…youtube is a place people go to jack off…

This holier than thou shit has annoyed me since I started on the internet, the ad agencies that won’t advertise cuz we’re too racy are the same dudes paying sugar babies to fist them…and the platforms that are all big mainly because of big investors allowing them to hit critical mass….not because they were better than the alternatives…account at least 50 percent of their traffic to porn/sex/depraved shit….reddit, FB, Youtube, Google, Twitter…so much PORN traffic because people are into porn…pretty fucking basic..

Maybe all this porn, during the world into a bunch of chronic masturbating perverts, so that we don’t actually have to have sex with each other, just jerk off, play videogames, jerk off, stream, jerk off in a day…fucking women’s basically become obsolete…can’t be bothered…that shit will get in the way of your “me” time…

We are the pervert generation designed to not actually fuck, with all those hormones in the food, I guess it makes sense…POPULATION CONTROL..

I heard BILL GATES is the largest private farm owner in the USA…hilarious….

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Steplinksl….to remind you that I love sluts..

Haley Kalil is Back on the Beach and It’s Good
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Arianny Celeste All Done Up With Nowhere to Go
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Hailee Steinfeld All Made Up
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Stars in the Sauna
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Bikini Glamour Model Ruined…
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Jessica Chastain is Pretty In Pink
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TikTok Star Daisy Keech in Tight Shorts at the 100m Dash
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J.Lo in a Sheer Dress
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Dutch Speed Skater Jutta Leerdam is Worth a Look
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Taylor Hill in Lingerie!
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Ashley Tisdale’s Baby Bump is Massive
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Bella Throne Defends Armie Hammer
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Dude Leaves Phone Connected to TV when He Goes to Bathroom
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Christen Harper Puts a Ton of Trust in Her Braless Look
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Phoebe Tonkin Instagram Tease!
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Girls Who Killed it on the “BUSS IT” Dance Challenge
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Frozen Car Needs Hammer to Break Ice to Get In
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Asking Cops All The Silly Questions They Ask Citizens!
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SUV Driver Turns Without Checking, Causes Crash
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Grey’s Anatomy Actor’s Nice New House
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Horrible Neck Injury Doing a Stunt
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Renee Gracie’s Instagram Account Was Deleted
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Hardened Steel Parts Go Up Against A 150 Ton Hydraulic Press!
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Amazon Delivery Guy Falls On The Same Set Of Stairs Twice!
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Jackie MacMullan Said She Once Told Kyrie Irving He Was the Property of an NBA Owner
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Nude Model VikToria and her Crazy Tattoos
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Hot Tattooed Woman Explains Why Nice Guys Finish Last!
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Amusement Park Rider Experiences Every Emotion Possible!
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James Harden Likes Meme About Houston Strippers
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Hot Model Sierra and Her Skateboard
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Why Microsoft Decided To Leave Servers At The Bottom Of The Ocean!
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The Stoltman Brothers, The Strongest Brothers That Ever Lived!
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Bernard Tomic’s OnlyFans Girlfriend Congratulates Him on Qualifying for the Australian Open
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Nude Model Sloane on the Carpet
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Florence Pugh Has Bella Thorne’s back!
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Wild Bear Attacks Camera After Being Released!
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The Most Stupid And Funny Robbers Ever!
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Hilarious Mixed Messages…
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Porn Star Richelle Ryan Regrets Not Shooting Her Shot With Gronk
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Top 5 Upskirt No Panty Scenes!
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Lady in Heels Tries a Kickflip
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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J.Lo in a Swimsuit
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Lucy Hale in leggings
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Regina King’s Cleavage in a Magazin
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Pregnant Ratajkowski is a Monster
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Addison Rae is a TikTok Bitch in Jeans
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Olivia Munn in Sweatpants
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Lucy Hale Spandex Shorts
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The Slink is Fucking Weird
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Fists Out – Tits Out
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Plane Dick Suck
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32 people Having a Shitty Day
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Shitting Out a Butt Plug
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Pussy Flashing in Public
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Lesbians
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Trying New Things…
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1 Toy in 2 Holes
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Nude Tanning Leg Spread
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Holy Shit Big Tits
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Amazing Solo Piano Performance
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Amateur Fuck
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Scumbag of the Week
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Dildo Sucking
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Hottest Crackwhore Around
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Pushing Out the Lipstick
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Reddit Amateur
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Big Farmer Tits in Overalls
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Mila Azul with her Dildo
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Just a Couple Girls Being Naked
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Try Not to Make Eye Contact with this Booty in Front of Your Girl.
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Laying eggs From the Egg Hole
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Nude Snowball Fight
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Airplane bathroom Tits
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2021

Jan

Izabel Goulart is Topless on the Beach of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is a 35 year old Brazilian model who came up in the Victoria’s Secret empire along with all the other Brazilians during an era of America being obsessed with the tanned and hot bodies of Brazilian women…despite some of them probably having dicks…since Brazil is one of the premiere place for trannies, tranny porn, and all that other shit you are well aware of because you transgender is trending…or of the now…our NEW normal…or whatever

Izabel Goulart tapped out of Victoria’s Secret work to move back to brazil and do fitness while being tanned and hot bodied in amazing places….where I guess she gets topless on the beach, because she’s a bikini model who has been topless, plus it’s the Euro way, even before all this free the tit fake activism for internet girls to justify their nudes….this bitch doesn’t need to justify shit, cuz she’s the real deal who’s already done all the whoring she’s had to do and can now kickback and live that good life..

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2021

Jan

McKayla Maroney Handstand in a Skirt of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is back….

The Olympic gold medal hero who went viral when she was 16 because you are all a bunch of perverts….up on some Gymnastic Team Doctor level of perverts….if you know what I mean…

If you don’t, it’s that Maroney was one of the girls with parents blinded by the success, talent and future plans of their kids, that they let a doctor deal with ankle injuries by fingering you….what the fuck is wrong with stage parents is the real question

ANYWAY, she came back from the olympics a viral hit because of a meme they made out of her, she was underage but knew how to sexualize her content, doing half naked, in bikini splits, things of that nature, it was before we knew she was a victim of sexual assault from her team doctor..so to the perverts into her contnt didn’t realize she knew what dudes liked based on being molested….which puts a dark cloud on things..

Apparently, she took the cash settlement offered to not get in on the taking down of the doctor, and got hate for it, scaling back on her mission to use her gymnastics like most professionally trained dancers use their dance….by being strippers…

I guess she’s back…her knowing what dudes like…under the guise of an informational HOW TO CARTWHEEL while wearing a skirt…I know what she’s doing here that sneaky flasher….probably getting ready to launch an Only Fans.