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2021

Feb

Olivia Munn’s Overrated Midget Legs in Leggings of the Day

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I saw this picture of Olivia Munn, who I’ve been pretty consistent on calling a scam since before she was an “actress”…it was pretty obvious back when she was a TV HOST on a nerd TV show where she spoke NERD speak and I knew the nerds had no fucking chance…

You can’t expect a nerd to be able to decipher a fake fuck taking advantage of their naivety, or their hopefulness that she was legit into their nerd things, when really she just wanted nerd followers to help her get cast in nerd movies, that needed a way to market to the nerds….

She’s pretty fucking evil….that was before her trying to take out Brett Ratner for MeToo shit…and before she flew to Montreal to train with the XMEN trainer so that the media would report her being in XMEN….so that the billionaire behind XMEN…SIMON something…would fold and cast her…DEEP DESPERATION…he didn’t end up casting her…

So when I see her short legs, midget legs, it’s just something else to hate about the old bitch…who is cocky enough to think her midget legs are cute enough to be in leggings without heels on, because she’s clearly not even bothering trying knowing she’s got all the NERDS by the BALLS.

In the event you’re on Twitter, and you’re seeing the Trey Songs sex tape trending that I won’t be posting here, but that I will LINK TO as everyone is reposting it, despite us living in a MeToo world where that would be seen as revenge porn, or mean, or bullying, or “don’t post the dick sucking videos”…or terrorism….but I guess they only react negatively to reposting sex tapes if the girl kills herself in it…but yeah….Olivia’s legs may be shorter than his dick…

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2021

Feb

Jenna Dewan in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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The other day I saw that Jenna Dewan had a NIPPLE / TITTY FLASH in outtakes for what I assume is this Women’s Health Shoot , but you can never be too sure…I didn’t bother posting it, because who gives the fuck about Jenna Dewan’s old dancer titty, whether it was good enough for Channing Tatum or not…

I do know that my only Jenna Dewan story came from some random dude I met who claimed to have been Channing Tatum’s agent back in the day, he had since retired and was in Canada at the dive bar I was drinking out….he smelled homeless so it could have been a lie…but a very elaborate and weird lie so I’ll just take it as fact…

He said that when he’d drop off scripts for Channing, he’d obviously take it to his house, as celebrities are coddled babies who need to be tended to…

He said that when he’s get there, they’d be naked, meaning Channing and Jenna and they’d spend the time with the guy I met, trying to convince him to get naked…whether it was for fuck or not, who knows, maybe they are just nudists…but even after knowing that, I didn’t give a fuck about seeing the dancer wife naked, because who cares…

She’s now 40, a mom of 2 and I still have no interest in seeing her naked, even though dancers are great fucks, thanks to the fitness, endurance, stamina and the muscle memory needed to get their fuck on…so on that level she’s hot, knowing she’s a good fuck…

But this shoot is just straight awkward…pantsless and awkward…and if she’s not showing cunt while being a nudist, I pretty much hate her for it….so I post this with ANGER in my soul…

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2021

Feb

Ashley Benson Braless of the Day

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Ashley Benson is out with her tits out…which I guess is good news because the only good thing I know about Ashley Benson is that she was the big sloppy tit girl from a show I’ve never seen, but a show that was very popular, so it put her on the map and on Instagram to be FOREVER followed by her audience..

She’s been working out, but still has tits, tits that are not wearing a bra but that are in a sheer top so that you can see your tits which is how you’d want any bitch who you don’t fuck to dress when they are out in public, you know so you can see her tits…

I don’t really find Benson to be anything special, not that hot, her whole lesbianism with Cara Delevingne didn’t give me lesbian fantasies, if anything I felt like ti would smell like unshowered overrated pussy discharge…but that’s just me…

She’s back on the dick…as fake lesbians or people who get rooked in by predators trying to ride their fame…in a one night went a little too wild in the mutual masturbation so we touched each other and the next thing we know, we’re a fake lesbian relationship….not that I care about the inner workings of her lesbianism…I’m here for the tits…to leave kind and encouraging words for the tits…because more of this is a good tactic….keep showing the tits…

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2021

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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The pussy print, or the frontal wedgie, or the cameltoe or the “that pussy so fat it keeps eating all your damn pants”…is a pretty popular thing right now…and I’m very into it…because I’ve always stared at a woman’s pussy area when we meet to make sure she’s not rocking a dick…you know basic measures to stay straight…and not get duped by some tranny cross dresser…as an alcoholic who has spent time in some of the worst bars the accidental dick hasn’t happened to me…but has happened because trannies have been around forever…long before they were a trending hashtag and Hollywood decided to legitimize them as anything more than mental health issues…

The point being, for a generation of women, who now need to compete with men living out life as women, whether in sports, or in sex, because the more tranny is normalized, the more pervert dudes will think it’s straight to fuck a tranny, and the less they’ll bother with women, cuz women are bitches, while men playing women, also a tale as old as time, I mean tribes used to send a dude out with their warriors who dressed as a woman for them to fuck….so women need to scramble, band together, be pussy empowered and show the world they have cunt…even though trannies can buy tuck inserts that give this same effect…

MEANING…there’s no knowing if these pussy wedgies are real pussy or not…but we’ll pretend they are…because that’s the trend…from Kendall to Jesus freak hailey Beiber…girls are putting their pussies out there through their pants…and as someone into pussy and trying to decipher a pussy through its pants..that’s brilliant…

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2021

Feb

Salma Hayek Titty Float of the Day

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Salma Hayek posted this titty shot the other day, I didn’t post it, but figured I will now because Salma’s tits are iconic to perverts like me…

Not just because she’s the billionaire’s wife who I am sure was rich as shit before she landed the billionaire, I mean she’s a huge fucking star straight from Mexico, meaning she was likely rich as shit in Mexico in the first place, which allowed her the luxury of getting into the whole acting thing, where her tits mesmerized the American producers to think “We need some of that over here state side”…so I figure she started rich, got richer, with her big celebrity became the trophy wife to some way richer dude who owns all the Luxury Brands thanks to his dad….but because her tits have been big for over 20 years, in our lives for over 25 years…meaning these are some old tits…54 year old tits…which are typically TOO old tits…but in this case…are just great big Salma Hayek tits..

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2021

Feb

Rowan Blanchard Lingerie of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some mousey looking Disney Kid with millions of followers on instagram doing something the investigative journalists should look into because it’s a bit too common of a trend for these Disney kids turned naughty, but in an era where everyone gets naked or half naked on instagram, posting things that they’d struggle to send to dudes they were fucking for the fear of it getting out there, on their social media for everyone to see…to get those likes and follows..it’s all so silly…

But yeah, the journalists should see if this is something that Disney gets them all ready for at 17 or 18, so that by 18 they have their “Slutty” rebrand…like Miley, Lohan, Bella Thorne, there’s SO many instances of it….

But she could just be a young girl being young in an era of hip, woke, sexual, because it’s a weird sexual revolution, at least in content for people to jack off to, because other studies say that kids aren’t even fucking each other, they are just producing content like this for each other, and I wouldn’t know…

I just know a Disney Kid at 18 posting a titty grab pic because she identifies lesbian or something silly would never happen in the past, but happens now, and whether you like Rowan or not, whether you think she looks like an awkward boy in drag or not, she’s putting good stuff out there to inspire 5.3 ,million people to get on the trend too….we need as many nudes as possible…

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2021

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I say this every Wednesday, because if I didn’t, how would you know and my post would be…

Workout Wednesday You know the drill..

But I like to assume that no one has ever been to this website, because based on everything, it’s safe to assume that no one has been to this website, so I like to give long winded boring backstories you know to filter out anyone who is into the content on the site but wants good editorial to get rooked into the site….you know because being irrelevant and invisible is the new being relevant…

So the backstory is, I wanted to post sluts working out slutty, it evolved to sluts who work out, or who think they are fit, posting nudes of their gains, or their workout bodies, when REALLY I am here to see you being a slut in the gym…there’s just more girls who think they are fit getting naked…than girls doing squats naked…and that’s because GYMS ARE OPPRESSIVE and don’t let women produce the nude content they want for hygiene purposes, no nudity in the gym unless you’re fucking the trainer, SEX WORKERS of the internet discrimination…

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2021

Feb

Amanda Seyfried is a Pantsless Mom in Vogue of the Day

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I am sure if you went through the archives of the site, and you won’t, but if you did, you would see that I am a big Amanda Seyfriend fan….

That doesn’t mean that I don’t think she’s some useless, garbage celebrity because that overrides or supercedes anything positive you’d say about these idiots….you know a little DISCLAIMER…I a m a big Amanda Seyfried fan, BUT she is an actress, therefore that’s like being the fan of the nicest dog shit you see at the dog part that some asshole didn’t pick up because it is winter…

Now that I’ve cleared that up….the reasons I like Seyfriend are:

1- She would do 1 nudie movie and 1 shitty mainstream Disney level movie in the same year….so she’d get that mainstram money and we’d get her tits…you know cuz she’s an artist….

2- She has big tits on her small frame, always a win…whether those tits are real or not, I don’t care, they are tits and NOTHING is real.

3- LOHAN fucking hates her, they were in Mean Girls together and Seyfried was basically the Lohan replacement in at least 2 movies I can think of, there were probably more, and despite being a Lohan fan first, I like cat fights….and yes, I still think Lohan will win an Oscar, I’ve been saying it for years, it will happen….because LOHAN supercedes all….

4 – She gets naked in movies..which I guess is number 1, but all we care about here…

So….I guess Seyfried now that she’s been ruined through childbirth….is back on the scene, hence the media she’s doing, pantsless looking hot…so this is a welcome back, she’s hot and I never think celebs are hot…so there.

Here she is breast feeding for woman free the nipple empowerment or some shit…

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2021

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Mom’s Titty Flash of the Day

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Bella Thorne may be an aggressive shameless self promoter who took her Disney fame seriously when she turned 18 and decided to rebrand to be the face of her generation. It’s a Disney tactic because Diseny is one of the 5-6 companies that own all the other companies and thus know how to meld the MINDS of the viewers and control the basic “ZEITGEIST” of society by using the media to show people what is good, what is evil, all from a very biased position while their executives get richer and richer, get away with creepier and creepier things, because people just want their kids to be famous so much….

Now Bella Thorne has been a win, she’s trendy, has that audience, has that fan base, and gets that mainstream work being the voice of her generation, or the mainstream version of the voice of her generation, I like to hope people in her generation don’t pay attention to social media, youtube and people like Bella Thorne…but since we all live on the computer there’s no proof of that…so yeah, she’s used influencer and youtuber tactics, got into their gossip circles by fucking them, because they are chasing clout harder than she is, because she is clout…and can sell her racy content to her perverts and cash in…while still maintaining that mainstream appeal to the mainstream people because she’s DISNEY TRAINED…

Well behind every child being sold to the industry story, is a mother who is behind the whoring of her kids, and oftentimes they are whores too….they are reacting or performing for their kids in ways they wish they did for thesmelves…they were willing to lose it all, put their ass on the line, LITERALLY, when packing the van and driving to LA from the Florida model they likely lived in…chasing that dream…and willing to take dick to get that dream…and it worked…

So naturally, the mom, now running her marketing agency, and an only fans agency for slutty girls with Bella Thorne, you know cuz there’s cash in sex work, like the Madame she is…is willing to flash her tits, I mean they are straight up early 90s Florida tits and that makes it pretty hilarious to me….cash grabbing by gash flashing…without the gash…just the tits…you know it’s more wholesome like that…all while being rich and having made it…so really they are just doing it for fun, or to be the next Kardaashians, getting that internet money…the only way I know how to get internet money…tits out.

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2021

Feb

Some Bridgerton Bitch Seducing You of the Day

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I read some advertising quote from some great advertising copywriter that someone into advertising posted on something I randomly encountered on the internet…and it was something like “Don’t think everyone is dumb, they are actually very sophisticated when it comes to ads, and understand the big picture”…..which was funny to me, because people are dumb and don’t understand basically anything else…from HISTORY, to Economics, to corruption, to science….they are just vapid idiots…but luckily the advertising industry has trained them to understand a BIG advertising idea on an emotional level, I mean we need that to SELL product we don’t need…

Now, I am a firm believer that whether people understand advertising or marketing because society is based on it or not, they are still fucking idiots…who don’t understand anything else…

They know how to pull out their credit card and buy what is popular, they don’t know how to come up with their own ideas or their own conclusions, but they don’t know how to be leaders…just followers…

Every once in a while, we are reminded of that with things that go viral, from George Floyd to Kardashians, to most recently the Bridgertons…the HIGHEST VIEWED NETFLIX show ever, according the NETFLIX marketing, to get more of you idiots watching it with a “everyone likes it, therefore I must like it, otherwise I am different than the masses, and I can’t live with that, how will I live with have an opinion that doesn’t go with the general consensus…system overload”…..

I watched 2 minutes of it, you know to see the hype, and it was the fucking worst…and not because of the “race” thing it’s being celebrated for because society are a bunch of racists who need to say “BLACK PEOPLE ARE IN THIS SHOW YOU KNOW, SUCH A FOREIGN CONCEPT”…..or whatever they say….I am saying it sucks because 2 minutes in I fucking hated it….the fact that I have to say that hating Bridgerton that I didn’t realize was a black show until 3 minutes ago when I saw this bitch’s IG story celebrating their NCAAP award….I just thought it was a shit show and I still do….

Anyway, this bitch Phoebe Dynevor is on it, and this is her sensual content that sucks, because Bridgeton sucks, so blame her for all the overhype going on with it…cuz she wants to be household and continue working on a hit…

I am only posting it because it reminded me of how much I hated Bridgerton and the hype around it….and that’s all I have to say about that.

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