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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The life lesson is that Drunkenstepfather should have been a reddit channel, instead of a stand alone website, only reddit blocked DrunkenStepfather links on reddit a long time ago, I guess before they became the biggest porn site on the internet with all the most vile and hardcore amateur porn out there….but DrunkenStepfather was too racy for them…

I should sue, because I could have sold my life rights to Brett Ratner like the Wallstreetbets guy, assuming Brett Ratner would take time out of making inappropriate jokes about that slut Olivia Munn, only to give her some asshole angle to try to expose him for clout, because we live in an era where being a rape accuser or victim brings you opportunity which is awesome for all the creeps out there who have creeped on girls for the LOLz, who will be thrown under the bus as a “CLOSE ENOUGH”….you they have dreams to make happen, you’re just a sacrifice for that…

But since I’ll never be the Wallstreetbets guy, as a movie about a reclusive who doesn’t leave his house would be boring, maybe I should turn DrunkenStepfather into my own media company, that makes my own damn movies..

SO I am currently reaching out to the reddit channel founders of “Not A Dildo”…..”Lips that Grip”….and “Asshole Behind Thong”….to make movies about their lives because they do the actual good work….I mean ASSHOLE BEHIND THONGS has penetrated pop culture harder than a thong has penetrated an asshole….I do a weekly POST on that shit….

Here are some Morning Links….

Rita Ora Erases her Instagram Pics, Buys a Haunted House
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Emrata’s Nude Selfie – Imagine the Freakish Belly Button Now
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Porn Star Kira Queen “Clarifies” Her Claims That UFC Star Khabib Nurmagomedov Tried to Have Her Killed
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Space X Falcon Flying In Front of the Moon
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4 Generations of “MOMS” for You to Jack Off to the Youngest Mom To…in Some Mom Fetish Weirdness
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Car Almost Gets Carjacked
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Just Here Trying to Get Workerman’s Comp
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WWE Diva in Maxim!
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Tiny Car Carrying a Truck Cab
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The 10 Best Selling Sunglasses
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NYC Flash Mob Snowball Fight
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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As it turns out, every girl is a porn star, wanting dudes to jack off to them, now getting paid to produce content by the dudes who want to jack off to them…and seeing it as a viable business even when they were making money elsewhere…

It’s pretty funny…that whole “Everyone has a price”…which I translate to “everyone is a whore”…but when you call all girls whores…because everyone has a price…they all get mad at you and call you a woman hater…when it has nothing to do with being anti-woman, I love women, and I am glad they are all whores….but the truth is, we are all whores…slaving away everyday for some bullshit dream, always working or bending over for some motherfucker…

Not that I care…the more whores the better…you fucking whore…

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Bella Thorne is Getting Spoiled for Valentine’s Day
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Reality TV Star Clears Up the A-Rod Rumors
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Bella Thorne Puts on a Bra Show on Instagram
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Paige VanZant Goes Viral with her Adult Subscription Site
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Hust a Dude Taking In a Chick
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Salma Hayek Gets Chest Tattoos!
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Arianny Celeste in her Hot Cowboy Lingerie Shoot
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The Horrible Truths of the Adult Industry According to this Guy
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Montana Yao on a Bike Ride
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Selena Gomez Selfie!
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Here’s a “You Got This Bro” moment
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Elle Fanning Looks Comfortable!
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Dreams in Brazil!
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In Case You Missed it – Cardi B’s Silhouette Challenge
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Charley Hull Won Throwback Thursday in a Revealing Leopard Print Bikini
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Dude Makes a Portal Using After Effects
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Idiot Backyard Wrestling Jump
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Sydney Sweeney is in a Machine Gun Kelly Movie
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CJ Perry Showing off her Flexibility
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WWE Diva Lena is Hot in Maxim
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5 Generations Saying “Hey Mom”
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Crime Fail
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Gigi Hadid is back in Vogue
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Sean Payton Will Never Forget When the Chiefs Traded Up Ahead of the Saints to Draft Patrick Mahomes
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This Train Drives Through an Apartment
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Craigslist Phone Scammer Gets Caught!
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This Bitch is Blue
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Cops Swarm Marilyn Mansons home on welfare check
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People Still Pulling Pinata Fails as Legit Fails?
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Meg Donnelly a
Former Disney Kid Flashing her Bra!
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Hall of Fame Legend John Clayton Can’t Watch the Super Bowl Because of DirecTV
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Rattlesnake Waking Up….Scary
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Parkour Dog!
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Jojo Siwa on Coming Out
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Mom Fail on a Bike
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Madelaine Petsch is Working Out!
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Camille Desbos is a Model in Hot Photos!
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Pranking Colombian Cops with Cocaine
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The Wedding Violinist.
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Anna Nicole Smith’s Daughter Visits her Old Home
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Scooter in a Flood
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Hip Model Sarah Snyder in her Valentine’s Day Lingerie!
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Sia Vlasova Posing for Fashion!
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The Biggest Pie Fight Ever Filmed
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Slutty Posing!
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Hot Nude Model Madds
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Priyanka Chopra’s Racy Shoot for Elle!
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Playboy Model Supports Mahomes in a Thong
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Top 10 Selling Sunglasses!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Cindy Crawford Pantsless in a Magazine
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Katy Perry Still Looking Pregnant
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Megan Fox Plastic Face
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Pryanka Chopra is Gross
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Jamie Chung in a Dress
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Fat Tiffani Theissen Mourning Screech
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Kendall Jenner Hot Legs in Leggigns
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Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Milla Jovovich in a Photoshoot
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Georgia Fowler Hot in a Swim Photoshoot
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Kristen Stewart Gross in a Magazine Shoot
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From stepSMUT!!

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Big Ass Dildo
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Girl Takes a Shower for You
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Hot Reddit Amateur!
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Gape Training is Gross
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BEACH TITTIES!
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Panty Soaker
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Strong Chick.
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Bikini Girls!
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Hotel Counter Squirt
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Nude Model Holding a Sick with her Ass
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CRIME SCENE
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Amateur Fuck!
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Zorro Gets Wet
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Naked Workout
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Vacation Sex Tape
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Hot Pussy Rubber
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Giulia has Massive Tits…
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Quickie
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Oiled Ass
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Nude Model Alison Tyler Valentine’s Day Shoot
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Girland her Massive Dildos
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Homemade Sex Tape Leak
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Pissing in the Shower…
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Did You Watch This Weird Mom Porn?
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Big Titty Bra Drop
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2021

Feb

Dua Lipa to the Moon of the Day

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This is DUA LIPA taking on the GME/GAMESTOP story a few days too late…with her own version of the reddit communities “TO THE MOON” hype man hype words…

Or it’s just her way of finding new ways to show off her tits in a bikini or bra top…tits that are integrated with the Hadids because the Hadid brother titty fucks them…tits that are trending as the top pop artist thanks to TikTok and Youtube…created by the people for the people being the important of the people…knowing tits get hits…the voice of a generation that is probably a computerized voice because these kids all fake it…even their songs have zero emotion and are just clickbait meme catchphrases (like to the moon)…..or choreographed dances…but at least they know the importance of showing off the tit in all you do to get the half a second attention from the low attention span with access to far too many content options than to pay attention to some bitch they don’t know…unless there are tits.

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2021

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanline Thursday is a wonderful day to remind me that not all bitches are pasty, half dead, meth addicts, who haven’t seen the sun in at least a year, in part because they are half dead, but then there’s the whole covid thing getting in the way of their spray tans that they use to appear less half dead…

Tans look healthy…and tanlines let us see just how white the bitch is…you know because white is not inclusive so we must boycott all these girls in brown face…use tanlines as a way to confirm their racism…or stare at the places bikinis or underwear once were before the spray down, or sunbathe down…who fucking cares, tanlines are hot.

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2021

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

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So….when a 46 year old Victoria’s Secret model puts on that thong bikini…it eventually starts to look like that 46 year old ass….because there are only so many squats you can do before biting the bullet and getting that bralizian butt lift, I mean she is from Brazil after all and has an round ass reputation to live up to…but instead delivers this long and sad faced ass, with the cheek being sucked into the asshole…because maybe her asshole has vacuum like properties, it would explain why she had so much success as a VS model when always looking way too average to me….at the time of her peak with the brand…she was always mid-tier…whether she had longevity or not, outliving the contenders or not, it doesn’t mean she was the best of their army….last man standing doesn’t mean best man standing…

That said, she’s wearing a skimpy white bikini and I like skimpy white bikinis, plus the old, smaller, saggier ass is still hot to me…because a mid-tier VS model is far better than any rugged cheap street hooker I’ve had sex with….I mean do you realize how far gone you have to be to be street hooker in this era of technology…pretty fucking hurting bro…

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2021

Feb

WWE Tranny Transformation of the Day

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I know that you’re not allowed to call the transgender trannies, but it’s my site that’s blocked everywhere anyway, so who the fuck cares…not being into the whole tranny thing is as much my right as chopping off their dicks is their right…I am all for people doing and living how they want…which includes being able to call a trans a tranny when they’ve always been trannies to me…

POINT Being…I don’t care if it is mental health issue, I don’t care if it is some enlightening experience, I don’t care if it is for opportunity or clout knowing that you’ll get more famous and more work being trans….I don’t care if it is some hormonal side effect of doing steroids….

I just know that it makes far more sense for a dude to become a girl, cuz girls are hot and you can jerk off to yourself and your new tits anytime you want…

Where as girls who become men and cut off their tits confuse me, since dudes, real dudes would NEVER cut off their tits, we DREAM of having our own tits…and envy girls with tits cuz they get to see their tits naked anytime they want…

Not all of us are as into fulfilling our dreams of having tits as Gabe Tuft, now Gabbi Tuft, was WWE Tyler Reks…

All this to say…nice tits slut..

I bet he’s been waiting his life to be degraded by a man site that has been mislabeled misogynistic…like the little slut he always felt he was…right?

Plus I know married dudes are the primary consumer of tranny porn…

Plus…if you’re going to go trans, you might as well look like a weathered Florida stripper with cheap hair and some bolt ons…or what I call the ideal woman form…

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2021

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I was just reading 13 times you should never wear a thong, they include:

1 – In Tight clothing like spandex leggings can interfere with air circulation. But damp, tight clothing is an even worse offense: It can foster bacterial growth that disrupts your vagina’s healthy balance. Bring a fresh pair of underwear (and pants if you’re prone to swamp ass) to keep things fresh after exercise.

2- You’re wearing a short skirt. If your skirt hikes up when you sit down on, say, a subway seat, you’re better off in a bikini brief. Go bare-assed in a public place, and you could sweep up bacteria and viruses that rival those in a porta-potty.

3- You’re skipping your daily shower. Daily washing with gentle soap can help reduce skin and vaginal infections. If you don’t hose down at least once a day, you’ll raise your infection risks.

4- You’re changing your tampons next to never. While it’s unlikely that your thong could make your tampon string rub up against your rectum, then drag it forward to infect your vagina, it’s not an impossible scenario.

5- You’re not using condoms (and you have multiple partners). This risky move sets you up for infection on its own. Thong underwear could cause additional irritation, increasing your susceptibility to contracting an STI.

Good to fucking know….you sick fucks.

Apparently, you should ALWAYS wear a thong when trying to lowkey show the internet your asshole…while not being a straight up whore…but rather a subtle whore who keeps her panties on when showing asshole..in what is the gateway to full asshole pics…but more comfortable and easy to accept because a thong is there to make it wholesome…

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2021

Feb

Charlotte Lawrence Topless of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is not fatty ISKRA LAWRENCE , she’s not even the skinny sister of fatty Iskra..but they do have the same last name…so explain that one to me motherfuckers…maybe they are the same person and the simulation we live in is glitching out…I have a hard time believing that both are whoring on instagram and have nothing to do with each other…sure…say it’s a common last name…but I don’t know any other Lawrences….no, Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t count…

Anyway, Kate from Drew Carey and the Producer of SCRUBS created this Charlotte Lawrence and since they are all fake artists, they are investing into her art, which is likely very shitty pop music, because MONEY can buy success….pretty easily and what the fuck else would they expect her to do besides being a vapid Malibu rich kid who hangs with other vapid Malibu rich kids…there was never any plan for her to use her resources to build African villages to nurse AIDS babies, or I guess African COVID babies, since AIDS isn’t a thing anymore back to health….you know admistering those Vaccines that sterilize them because the evil WEST has a plan for population control and it starts in unregulated over populated countries…

NOT THAT THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH CHARLOTTE LAWRENCE, which is basically the point, all that has to do with Charlotte Lawrence, is Charlotte Lawrence related since these narcisssists are so fucking self involved, hence the whole confidence to be a popstar…..

Not that I care, her marketing strategy is topless, in lingerie, braless, tits out, famewhoring, THOTing, Clickbait-ing, whatever you want to call it…and I like it.

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2021

Feb

Iskra Lawrence Braless Mom Tit of the Day

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I forgot Iskra Lawrence was a thing, unlike the all you can eat buffet owner of the all you can eat buffet she would frequent…who would run to the door to lock up before she waddled her fat ass in…you know because she would really bite into profits by EATING IT ALL UP….as all you can eat buffets likely stay in business by knowing the average amount of food a person eats and pricing it accordingly…but there’s always those asshole who move in and treat it like an all you can eat challenge…get their moneys worth…or in Iskra’s case…eat your fucking face off to maintain your business…

SHE was an aspiring model before she got fat, realized that fat was in, basically like all the Trannies or on the fence trannies who realize that going trans will bring great opportunity if done right…only it was when fat was all the rage..

So girl looked at the industry, realized fat girls were needed in marketing campaigns, and eating yourself fat isn’t overly challenging…just eat the fuck up…if anything trying to be a skinny model is FAR harder…

She dropped a viral video of her in her underwear on the TUBE…because she’s from the UK and they don’t have subways there….and all of a sudden she fucking exists….and makes millions as a fat chick in fat face…before eventually getting in shape because fat kills..

The industry want fat girls to be relatable and inclusive to other fat girls because they know fat girls are miserable and buy shit to try to make them feel better about things…so people like ISKRA are needed in the keep them SICK, LAZY and CONSUMING…even though fat is proven to kill, probably far more deadly than cigarettes, only cigarettes aren’t allowed to advertise…or sponsor sports events…or anything….but fat girls are allowed to be sensationalized…as a beacon of hope…it’s all very irresponsible and here’s her fatness not fitting into shorts…because she’s fat…or in need of taking a shit…because she’s fat….in men’s underwear…cuz she’s fat…

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2021

Feb

Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones has a great ass and she gets paid to show it off on her instagram in some weird OnlyFans style of exclusive content to paying customers in the form of using instagram’s CLOSE FRIEND’s feature…so this is likely for her CLOSE friends…which is really for the dudes jacking off to her and she knows it…and probably loves it…because that’s how the world works now…what once creeped girls out is a business model and new PROFIT AND LOSS line item on their INCOME STATEMENT…do you like when I talk accounting to you…I actually know nothing about accounting, other than that TAXATION is theft, which is really why my accounting jokes are so good…but you have NO IDEA….

Anyway, she’s white trash from Michigan who was cute enough to sell to a reality show, because white trash have dreams too, I mean they sit in line on their motorized shopping cart looking at the tabloids thinking “That could be me, if I had a skinny blonde kid I could put into dance”…

She exists because of that reality show, but she continues to exist because Hollywood keeps their price possessions around, so instead of heading back to Michigan being the girl from TV to help her trailer park dick sucking sales, she’s selling bikini content…of her great ass…it’s a young, round, high up, dance ass that knows how to move in a variety of ways, that should be working at the stripclub but destiny had a different plan for it…and that plan is letting dudes jack off to her bikini pics for money…a good plan really…one that makes a girl feel wanted, or pretty.

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