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2021

Feb

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Tits Out for Jesus of the Day

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I like when I see Hailey Baldwin Bieber out with her tits out because it reminds me that she pretends to be some Jesus loving, Jesus Freak, which as you probably know is not something you advertise, but rather something you just live out, but for whatever reason these hollywood Jesus freaks are slutty…or at least LEWD…you know they didn’t get the MODEST IS THE HOTTEST MEMO..

Now I am not a religious man, but everything I’ve heard about her and Bieber is that they connected through god, through the church and got married to consummate the relationship despite having already fucked in the past, she as a Bieber Groupie and letting him pop her cherry was a gift to him….

Anyway, maybe her logic is that god made her tits, clothing is a construct of man….or that GOD made these clothes to fit like this so that people can see her tits and so she can get more attention to herself because she is someone who clearly doesn’t believe in the church, because she befriended the Kardashian/Jenners and followed them everywhere…like they were Jesus…

The Jesus thing, probably an angle, or maybe the POPE has accepted tits like he’s accepted gays…WHO KNOWS….

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2021

Feb

Skylar Grey See Through of the Day

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Skylar Grey has hard nipples.

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2021

Feb

Brie Larson Pussy Stretch of the Day

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I saw someone bitching about the “FAN CASTS” he hates…meaning the people who get cast in these bullshit superhero movies that fucking suck but that make Hollywood a ton of fucking money because people are mindless idiots into action movies that suck…based on comic books that sucked…in an era where I thought we’d be better than this…you know after years of making fun of comic book nerds…why they fuck are we making their stories into movies that take up budgets from actually original concepts….you know we BULLIED the nerds so that we wouldn’t need to deal with this shit….but instead, the nerds succeeded, were drawn to work in Hollywood because a nerd in Hollywood is not seen as a nerd because he’s in Hollywood…and I realize a guy with a website calling a millionaire movie producer making nerd movies a nerd…is pretty fucking nerd but know that I barely know how to send an email which is NOT nerdy at all….

In the event you are confused – this is not a fan SITE…

THAT SAID, the dude asking about Fan Castings that he hates, which included Jared Leto, Tom Hardy and who the fuck else, but they never mentioned Brie Larson….

Brie Larson is the fucking worst, try hard, desperate to be an actor, who potentially sold her soul to the devil…because she’s sure not hot enough to justify that celebrity she ended up getting..but she’s got this celebrity and it was all thanks to one movie role, that I actually didn’t mind her in, but they spun that into her faking it as a legit celebrity…while clearly not doing a very good job at the celebrity thing…because despite the roles she’s got…she’s not deserving, doesn’t have that star power, and just sort of squeezed her way in through her asshole I assume….because if she did have star power, her lame ass attempt at being a popstar would have done more for her.

I have no idea why she looks like she’s 45….but she’s probably 45…as she poses in this one-piece…if youre into mom bodies and flat asses stretching….I’m not…if they pretend she’s a star, I’ll pretend she’s worthy of posting…but I am pretending..this is make belief….

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2021

Feb

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back panties are still panties that you probably wish you could sniff, or that remind you of the panties that you’ve stolen from your sister’s laundry hamper back in high school to sniff, basically panties, especially dirty panties, are for sniffing…that fresh or not so fresh butthole smell…that crusty discharge after a long day of leaking…you know…that petri-dish of good fucking times…all while looking great on the girls who wear them…whether they are FULL BACK who have a bad reputation, or more sleazy versions…they are underwear and despite being very similar to bathing suit bottoms…are designed to be worn under the clothes and therefore you seeing it is special..if if these girls are just trying to clickbait…it works for me…and for you…you panty loving fuck….so into panties you’ve jerked off to your senior neighbor’s panties she hangs out to dry even though you’re not sure she even has a cunt, because if she did it died long ago, but your love of panties overrides that….PANTY BOY….

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2021

Feb

Hunter McGrady Poo Fetish of the Day

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Hunter McGrady is another one of these fat chicks that is pretending to be healthy and empowered when we can smell the diabetes wafting off of her…bitch smells like fruit juice and BBQ sauce…at least she looks like it…

She is the pawn USED by Sports Illustrated to pretend that they care about fat people…

They do not care about fat people.

They care about people thinking they care about fat people…when even fat people don’t want to be seen in a bikini uless it’s to make them more internet famous so they can monetize right…

The fact is that these “BELIEVE SCIENCE” whiners of the internet who are “WOKE” and “Blue haired” and looking all trans like Kamala Harris’ now a model stepdaughter (check her out HERE you fucking puppets)…don’t believe science when EVERYTHING about science says that fat kills…and FAT people know this…but I guess marketers know that FAT people are great consurmers so market to them with fat chicks and who really cares when they die, we’re all overpopulated already and can sacrifice a few so long as they spend their money before they go on shit they don’t need.

THERE is nothing hot about fat…even the tits aren’t impressive cuz they ate too much to make them….and the fact that the media panders to this shit is reason to NOT TRUST THE MEDIA…they are pushing inconsistent LIES….for some bigger agenda…

Anyway, she’s repped by some major influencer agency, always using her by doing the Diversity, Plus Sized, Unrealistic Body Expectations are Bad, so lets hit the polar opposite of TOO SKINNY…with too fucking fat and say too fucking fat is fine…but hot an skinny and fit is not…WEIRD….

All this to say, fat is gross…stop eating, start working out, it’s not empowering just cuz brands sell XXXL thongs you dumb fucks…it’s a SCAM…a MONEY MAKING SCAM!

I guess this is Hunter and her man trying to be funny, while advertising he’s a chubby chaser, or a clout chaser, or a bit of both, because I guess some dudes are into the BBW outside of 3 am last call pussy….they are open to letting people know they like being smothered by gunt..in their pick and fold and fuck it sex….but I’ll just assume they’re queer, since everyone is queer…

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2021

Feb

Bella Thorne Bra of the Day

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I have a hard time believing that Bella Thorne was able to design her success the way it has panned out for her.

I do think she’s been trained to take order and follow direction since she was very young, and that people saw her as the answer to taking on the generation, so they designed her every move.

I have a hard time believing any of these popular people really envisioned or strategized or even managed to put any of this together, people are lazy, especially people who are built by Disney and told to do what they are told for Disney…

I do not think Disney would invest MILLIONS into a bitch over the years, build her audience, then just tap out when the real money is going to get made.

I do think that Disney is smart enough to know that the 14 year old audience turn 18 and when they turn 18 they will no longer think the starlet they thought was cool was still cool.

So like Miley, Lohan and so many others before her, they have to sexualize them, rebrand them, reposition them…and run with it.

They saw youtubers were trending with the young, get Bella integrated in their storylines, leaving the YOUTUBERS excited that a Disney Kid wants to hang with them….

They saw OnlyFans happened, knew they could make money and make it part of her brand….then build a sideline business off of it.

It’s nice to think she’s got no handlers, that all she does is off the cuff, but she got the fake tits for a reason, and now shes’ using them….

Either way, who cares who is owned and controlled by big corporations so long as part of their strategy is TITS OUT….only Bella Throne hasn’t fully gone TITS out, not even on her Only Fans, because she still needs to work in the mainstream…it’s all scams!

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2021

Feb

Ava Max Nipple of the Day

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I don’t know who AVA MAX is, but this is her nipple in a tight t-shirt because that’s the kind of things girls do to give you thinks to jack off to…while pretending to be progressive FREE THE NIPPLE feminists because bras are so oppressive…we get it, we remember the bra burners of the 60s happened, you’re not that innovative bro…

Not that I care what idiots use as their motivation, let them think they are revolutionary, clueless about historical nipple freeing, because I don’t expect much knowledge in any of these idiots, despite the access to all the knowledge…it’s easier to selfie..

Anwyays, she’s a singer, she’s has charted, she’s Albanian like DUA LIPA, BEBE REXHA, RITA ORA…and probably a few other popstars….in what I find fucking weird…why are they all ALbanian?

Apparently, she’s a bootleg Gaga…this is one of her annoying quotes

” I don’t like people putting me, or anyone else I know in a box”.

Now look at her bullshit tits.

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2021

Feb

EAT THE RICH of the Day

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I just saw this post being shared on the internet when looking for tits for you to see…

It’s called EAT THE RICH…and the concept is pretty simple and something I’ve been advocating for YEARS..

UNFOLLOW the celebrites and the corporations just SELLING you bullshit and making themselves BILLIONAIRES in the process.

THEY are not that interesting, they are not that good looking, their content is not that compelling or inspireed…they are lazy pigs just sucking up the money you give them…or that you allow them to make.

I hate social media, but think it should go back to socializing with actual peers, NOT just sucking celebrity dick like it’s a new passive TV…

So people see there being fed ads like it’s the HOME SHOPPING network from asshole trying to mooch off them and they go along with it…

YOU control their destiny, you control their earnings..

Now I know it will NEVER work, people would rather be passive consumers of content, and figure from the celebs is the only way to get it…but celebs are evil, they are trash, they won’t go away….and SOCIAL MEDIA helps them stay around forever…since NO ONE unfollows.

EAT THE RICH is the most IMPORTANT internet challenge, but no one will get involved until a celebrity tells them to…you fucking losers…

Here’s the STORY

Make it happen..

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2021

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I guess Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and you lonely fucks who aren’t able to find actual women to fuck because you are losers…deserve a little FISHNET STOCKINGS even if your only alternative option to get it would be buying them and modelling them for yourself…you know the gateway to cross dressing is loneliness…and crossdressing is the gateway to tranny…so do youself a favor and either get it over with….or use these girls in fishnets as inspiration, to get that taste of romance you’d get from a fat wife trying to be wild like it’s Halloween, in her fancy french prostitute from the 1800s outfit…for the weird 1800s French role play…you Les Mis masturbating fuck.

POINT BEING…girls are bigger exhibitionist whores than ever and they need any excuse to take a sleazy pic and they need outfits to keep their pics compelling…so fishnets are the win.

Invest in FISHNET stocks they are the next GME!