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2021

Feb

Larsen Thompson Pussy Print of the Day

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I don’t know what devil Larsen Thompson made a deal with, but for whatever reason she pops up more and more, like someone out there has decided she’s the next face of who the fuck knows what…

The Ginger Haired, big titty, big girl, river dancer, turned lame hip hop dancer, claims to be only 20 years old, yet looks like a mom at a hot yoga class while the kids are at daycare…

She is repped by a company called DBA, who I guess saw her youtube video that went viral when she was 15, because that’s how creepy LA works, and DBA are one of those agencies I’d say is “sitting at the right table”…you know the big brands just funnel business to them so they need a roster of overhyped idiots to execute those campaigns, and this one managed to be that person, which is weird, since she’s white and white people aren’t allowed in ad campaigns anymore, but maybe because she’s so fucking white, almost see through, her invisibility is seen as a defect or a deformity, I mean gingers have been ridiculed since the dawn of time, left in the woods to fend for themselves because red hair meant evil…which is why they all have super strength…you know survival shit…

All this to say, big tits in a sports bra jiggling, good times.

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2021

Feb

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I guess we are in an era where younger and younger women are having kids, because they are fucking mental cases and following their leader from their horrible church of Kardashian/Jenner…which as a concept is hilarious to me…the fact that humans are so weak minded that they need some spiritual overlord and out of all the options they have, they decided the Kardashians who represent ALL that is evil and terrible in society…besides maybe the idea of “family helping family to win”….that’s the only positive quality I can think of…other than “if you fuck in video with the right team, you can win at life on a financial level”….which is a good thing to pitch any girl you’re trying to film fuck…

But yeah…with younger and younger moms, and being an old as shit old guy where all lactating women are by default younger than me….I still find the idea of showing off lactaction like it’s a TikTok challenge “Look how far I squirt”….or just a weird niche porn fetish…or something worth celebrating and posting…because the tits not lactacting would be totally fine with me…if not better….like I don’t need to see their biological purpose…I’m more into just seeing them not at work, doing their job, to feed babies….because that whole breeding thing is gross.

But Monday is a New Week, new Birth, a Revival….so milky tits speak to that…and here’s those milky tits.

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2021

Feb

Idiot UFC Fighter’s Ice Plunge and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Place for a Nap

Stealing Oranges!

Highway Robbery

Pushed Off the Road

Girl on the Bridge

Black Ice!

Man Steals Muddy Boots

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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So the Super Bowl happened…and apparently old man Brady and his gang of annoying idiots who have won at life managed to destroy in a “fuck you I’m not too old for this, but I am the greatest of all time” kind of way…clearly he sucked all the testosterone out of Gisele’s Brazilian tranny dick to give him the super powers needed to be the greatest of all time…I mean his 30 million dollar a year contract that is probably one a portion of what he makes in a year relies on it…and the whole pro sports thing is a reminder of how the only thing any parents out there should be doing is taking their fat lazy kids off their fat lazy asses and stage parenting them into athletics, the original influencing, since dudes are closet cases who like watching men play with balls….but that makes it clearly the best life you can possibly have…fit, healthy, surrounded by money and models, working a few months a year, and the rest of the time you just need to stay fit, to not be a pro athlete is to not fully live…as I get out of breath just typing this..as I sweat out my hangover…it’s a workout to some..I mean there’s clearly strain on my heart as it struggles to keep me in the seated position! I guess that makes me a pro athlete in my own right too…my sport is sex jokes no one understands….TOUCHDOWN.

Here are some morning links..

Bella Hadid Soaks Up the Sun in a Bikini
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IG Model Katy Jo Raelyn Throws a Touchdown Pass in a Skimpy Bikini Ahead of the Super Bowl
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2 Hot Models Go for a Swim
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Bad Sushi?
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Drug Smugglers Are Now Smuggling Cocaine Inside Avocados!
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Crazy Hot Wheels Car Illusions!
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Workout Fail
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Rebel Wilson Being Skinnier and Single but Still Fat
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Train Plowing Through Snow At High Speed!
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Ice-Covered Roads Cause Car To Fly Off Course!
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Unique Tree That Grows 40 Kinds Of Fruit!
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We Love Cam Girls…and Their Pussies
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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Who cares…

There’s so much insanity going on out there…with so many crazy people…so much noise…all this content being produced, people scrambling for the latest meme stock, or trend, eveyrone trying to cash in on the internet or on internet fame…it’s just so LOUD and TEDIOUS…activists, hashtags, whining…write it in your fucking diary…

Do you remember when diaries were private and people got mad when were read to large groups of people, humilated…let’s get back to that…

That’s how you gotta go into the weekend, some meditation, staring at the wall, lay on the couch and mindlessly binge shitty content that isn’t interactive, that doesn’t talk back at you, that doesn’t give your hands arthritis…jerk off to your imagination like you have had to do before porn was everywhere…or you can do it to your men in tights wrestling each other for a ball to run across a line in exchange for millions of dollars…

Here are some steplINKS…CLICK EM.

Cardi B Releases a New Video. It’s Racy
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Camille Kostek Talks About Her First Ring as Gronk Prepares for His Fourth
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Charlotte McKinney in Lingerie
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Top 5 WallstreetBets T-Shirts!
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BikinI Bitch Trying to Look Cute Fail
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Bella Hadid Getting a COVID Test
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World Series Flasher Julia Rose has Joined Only Fans
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie!
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The Dream is Over – National Hocky League for WOmen is Folding
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Bezos Talking Amazon in 1997
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High Heel Fail
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Paige VanZant’s Premium Content Preview!
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Lena Gercke at a Fashion Show Looking Great
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Bikini Bottom in a Racy Selfie!
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RIP Christopher Plummer. What a Career.
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Bear Sits Beside a Guy on a Chair
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Amanda Seyfried is At Home in a Photoshoot
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Ana Braga is Ready for the Super Bowl!
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Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Bikini Snap!
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Lucy Hale in a One Piece
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Homes Battered By Big Waves
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Avalanche Causes Shockwave.
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Falling in Love….Weirdness
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Malin Ackerman at the Dog Park
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Kaia Gerber Selfie in Leggings
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Chrissy Teigen is Still Talking about her Failed Birth….Weird.
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Al Pacino has a Daughter with Beverly DeAngelo that you Never Knew Existed…
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Chiefs Assistant Coach Involved in Accident that Left 5 Year Old with Life Threatening Injuries
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Penguins at the Zoo on a Field Trip
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Guy Tries the One Chip Challenge!
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Optical Illusion Beach
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Tana Mongeau in a Skimpy Leather Bra Thing
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Claire Holt is Selling Quite the House
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Miley Cyrus is Training for her Superbowl Tailgate Party and She Looks Awesome
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Trevor Bauer Lands Monster Deal in LA
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How a Ship ANchor Works
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World Record Breaking Number of Loops on a Hot Wheels Ramp
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Dive Fail
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Carmen Electra Gives us a View!
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Porn Star Kira Queen “Clarifies” Her Claims That UFC Star Khabib Nurmagomedov Tried to Have Her Killed
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Emrata’s Nude Pregnancy Selfie!
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Weatherman has a Meltdown
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Baking a Lego Chocolate Bar.
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Genius Cat
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Selena Gomez Wants you to Dance
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Nick Kyrgios’ Girlfriend Takes Her IG Private After Cryptic Message About Cheating
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Chrissy Teigen in a Wet T-shirt….BOOBS!
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Tiny Car with a Huge Truck Cab
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Rita Ora Bought a Haunted House1
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Biden’s Administration Reportedly Asked MLB to Delay the Start of the Season
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Model Helena Lu in a Cool Apartment Posing!
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Kim K Getting a Facial
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Olivia Wilde’s On Set Rules
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Top 5 celebs with Puffy Nipples
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Top 5 WallstreetBets T-Shirts!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Christina Ricci Pumping Gas in Leggings
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Emma Roberts in a Sweat SUit
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Florence Pugh is Not Hot
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Iggy Azalea in Leggigns with her Weird Body
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Halsey is Pregnant in a Sports Bra
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Kai Gerber is SKINNY in Leggings
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Camille Kostek Mooching Off her Boyfriend’s Tampa Bay Super Bowl in a Photoshoot
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Zoey Deutch in Leggings!
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Brooke Burke in Ripped Jeans…
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Ambrosio in Her Bikini….
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Victoria Justice – Sports bra
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Jennifer Lawrence Ugly on Set…
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Pia Mia Perez Booty in Leather Pants
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Ashley Bensin in Tight Pants
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Gigi Hadid in Vogue..
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Celeb Nudie Scenes
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Today in Dildo Riding
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Ruined for Life
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Girl Shows off her Round Tits
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These Tits Fail the Scrunchy Challenge
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Muslim Dick Suck
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Air Drying the cunt
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34 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hot Young Titty Jiggle
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Ashley Ortega Masturbates
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WHY?
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The Flying Dutchmen
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Just a Girl on Vacation on her Own
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Twitch Girl Titty Time
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The Surfer Bro who Lasts7 Seconds
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They Call this a Blow Jibber
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Weird Fox Girl Masturbating
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Naked chick Posing
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Pantyhose Peel
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Hot Reddit Amateur!
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Margot Posing in Nature
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Fat Ass Twerk
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The Call her the Gas Station Whore
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Hairbrush in the Cunt
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Tits Naked in the Garden
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Train Fuck
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Compliation of a Couple’s Sex Adventures
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Gamer Fuck
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ANother Leaked Sex Tape
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Creampie Show
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Leaked Sex Tape
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A Bunch of Booty
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2021

Feb

Miley Cyrus Topless of the Day

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I don’t think that Miley Cyrus is some creative genius who came up with the whole concept that is Miley Cyrus…

I just don’t believe her management or Disney would ever drop her when she turned 18 and Hannah Montana was done and they needed to rebrand her…

I do think it’s a rebrand….

But that doesn’t mean that the rebrand is bad, it just means that any celebrities you see is contrived because the people who profit off these celebs own the media you consume the celebrity content on…when they want them selling albums and earnings…the puppets start their puppet show…and Mileys is one of the best puppet shows to date..

She brought the TUMBLR nude to the mainstream in an era when that was racy and would really distinguish her from being a Disney kid, you know SEPARATE the two through nudes….

Her TUMBLR nudes are part of the reason all these girls get naked online all the time, she made it OK and that’s pretty great for the perverts and for whoever is puppet mastering and wanted people distracted taking nudes and watching porn like mindless consumers we finally are…

On top if it all, I think she’s good…she’s talented…she can sing…she can perform…which is more reason why Disney would never kill her off…TOO much money in this one and too much money can be made off this one…

So cheesy or not, a puppet run by a team…she’s got a tight body and she’s topless with the handbra…rocking the tiny tits we’re fans of…its a good way to end the week…while she preps for her Superbowl Performance she’s doing cuz this is marketing!

That said: Here she is showing her fit body….she looks good…she looks fit…

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2021

Feb

Julia Fox Masturbating in a Movie of the Day

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You may remember Julia Fox as the love interest or the sugar baby in an Adam Sandler movie where he was a Jeweller, she had big tits..

Well apparently, she plays a cam girl, which I am sure was a stretch for her, in a movie called PRVT CHAT, which I guess targets the younger, more perverted generation that grew up watching porn, working as cam girls, and launching OnlyFans instead of working a real job…

In this movie, she has a masturbation scene, some dude jerks off to her tits, it’s all a positive step in the right direction for movies, I’ve been waiting for sex in mainstream to become more pornographic, you know to compete with porn, since that’s anyone cares about seeing in a movie anyway….I figure celebs get paid enough to actually take a dick, when porn chicks make like 900 dollars a day taking sometimes more than 1 dick…you equality or some shit…

Anyway, despite being doughy, or dumpy, or fat, she’s got tits and they are being perverted, and that’s fun.

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2021

Feb

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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So you probably already know what an On/Off is, so I’m going to write you a novel explaining it to you, despite you already knowing, because my take, that I take, every fucking week when I do this post…is really not that enlightening, interesting, even funny…

I mean there really isn’t FUNNY in girls posting side-by-side pics of themselves in clothes and naked, or less clothed, depending how keen the slut involved is….but there is FUN in girls posting these side-by-sides…it’s the best game ever, one they should implement instead of college, because seeing clothing vs no clothing enlightens us…it helps us see what’s really there…on a philosophical level….it’s DEEP man…but also technical…in that we can see what fabric technologies can do to help women mislead people by making themselves look better…it’s that WHO DONE IT MYSTERY of does she look better or worse….presented to us in an easy way to understand…in PICTURE form, which is why you should be looking at the damn pictures by now, I hope you’re looking at the damn picture by now…

Spoiler Alert…the NUDES are always better, even when they look worse, because they are nude and it’s nice to have the side-by-side to know it’s really a nude.

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2021

Feb

Jamie Lynn Spears Bikini of the Day

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I heard that Jamie Lynn Spears has put herself on the chopping block to be the diversion from all the insanity that is Britney Spears, her handlers, her own parents, all exploiting her, enslaving her, imprisoning her, in what we can be certain will end in killing her off….

So while Britney’s out there putting weird terrorist camp beheading video energy out on her IG feed from her mansion that doubles as her prison cell….they’ve got Jamie Lynn in the mix either speaking out, not about her being molested and impregnated by that Nickelodeon exec they say knocked her up when she was underage…but by taking weirdo bikini pics with her tits exploding out…because everyone knows tits are a great diversion…and her bikini pics also have that terrorist beheading video energy…you know to keep it all in the family’s aesthetic….like how the Scotts have their Tartans or some shit…

I guess it is possible that Jamie Lynn is doing this for attention to herself, you know she’s allowed to have a life of her own, assuming her dad doesn’t have her in the same Spears’ cage that we don’t know about because who cares about Jamie Lynn…plus they all live off Britney so anything they do is to offset the fact they re exploiting her..

But now that the world knows she has tits, maybe it is Jamie Lynn’s time to fucking shine….it’s a win to me…except that the family are billionaires, yet their pics are all shot on a Sega Master System….

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2021

Feb

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt as a pose is evidence that girls practice and plan their instagram poses for their slutty instagram content and they have communities or conversations about the various poses they can do depending on the body part they are trying to give some shine to….

So they’ve got the Centaur pose, where they king their back in the weirdest way while pushing their chest out to get the look of a curved back arch, with more higher up ass…they’ve got the cross your arms to push your tits up…and they have FROG BUTT…some make the ass look rounder whilst on your knees…and it’s pretty hot.

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