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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder how many people in lockdown have suffered severe head trauma like they were Dr Dre locked in Eminem’s basement, during this COVID pandemic when forced to lock yourself in your house and drink yourself into a stupor….which eventually gets boring and requires stepping up with the degenerate behavior by adding pain pills from your dental surgery…

Probably more people than those who died of COVID….

I am not a Covid Hoaxer, but more a “why do people want to live so bad that they’ll stop living to live”….not that leaving the house is really living…but you get what I am saying…it’s like live a little, roll the dice, go out in public, lick a doorknob, be a little risky…because at least if you die of COVID you’re part of the COVID movement everyone is so invested in….you know, they’ll feature you on the news, when before COVID, dying rarely got you on the news unless you did some dumb shit that people laughed at…

So if anything, people need to be more like those bareback gays in the 90s that were like “bring it on AIDS”….because you’re going to die eventually why lock yourself in waiting to die of something other than COVID….when you can just die of COVID…even though 98% of you will survive COVID when you get COVID….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning at 1 pm because I choose sleep over you fucks.

Hot Model Carmen Clarke in Pink Lingerie
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English Smokeshow Soccer Player Madelene Wright Joins OnlyFans
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Dua Lipa is Hot in Vogue
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Dr Dre Survived Brain Aneurysm
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Tesla Car Uses Autopilot And Drives To San Francisco From Los Angeles
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Naima Bossi Plays Tennis in a Hot Bikini
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Austin Rivers Pissed Off His Model Girlfriend by Hooping on His Day Off
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Kendall Jenner Hot in Vogue China
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Guy Chased By Neightbor’s Dog
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The Best TV Shows of 2020 in terms of Nudity
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Paige Spiranac Wishes Everyone a Happy New Year in Her Low Cut Top
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Rachel Brosnahan in NYC
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of covid was walking by a gay couple holding hands with their groceries maskless and saying to my dog “avoid those two, they are high risk” you know as a throwback to when Aids was a thing……a thing that didn’t stop people from raw dogging that had a death rate of like 99%….because you can’t stop life in its tracks for fear of dying…you gotta always choose raw anal sex when it is presented to you…..

Remember, dudes who draw “art” of hot girls they follow on Instagram did us all a favor because it creeps girls out so hard they don’t expect us to draw portraits of them to get into their pants…if anything drawing portraits of them is a way to NOT get in their pants….so thanks losers for helping me out since I can’t draw and still like to get int girls’ pants..

That’s all I got but I wrote like 45 posts today for you to ignore…if you NEED more of me…

If not, here are some stepLINKS..

Sara Sampaio’s New Year is Off to a Good Start – OOPS
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Danica Patrick is a Mermaid
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Sydney Sweeney’s Hot Selfie Roll
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Asian Girl Standing on the Wall
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Peyton List is L’Officiel!
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English Smokeshow Soccer Player Madelene Wright Joins OnlyFans
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TikTok Star Loren Gray in Bed
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Alex Daddario in a Tanktop
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Montana Brown Swimsuit Cameltoe
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Donna’s Mom in that 70s Show has Died after Premature Death Notice
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Amazing Baby Horse!
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Cardi B’s Toned Bikini Snap!
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Karin Hart Rocks a Thong for 2021
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Actress Sasha Pieterse is Feeling Her Topless self!
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This Guy Turns Himself Into An Optical Illusion!
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Baby Dolphin Caught In A Net, Gets Rescued!
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Lizards at the Pool Scaring Bikini Girls
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Alexis Ren’s Got That New Year Glow!
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Fanny Stollar With the Summer Vibes
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David Hasselhoff Replica from Spongebob Movie on Auction…
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Hot TikTok Dancer Isabella Fonte Bikini Tennis Vibes
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Skier Gets Caught Hanging from Chairlift
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The Onion’s Review of WW84
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Underwear Model Rocio Crusset in Underwear
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Dumb Girl Destroys Skateboard
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Bieber has Left his cult
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Skittles VS the Hydraulic Press
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25 Middle Age Success Stories
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Surprise in the Public Trash
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God Still Hates the Cleveland Browns
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Tom and Gisele Sell Penthouse for 37 Million
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Two Hot Nude Models Posing in the Artist Studio
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3 Random Strangers Make a Song Together
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Tom Scott Tries To Fail A Drug Test On Purpose!
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Jerk on the Door Buzzer
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Hoodie Dance Challenge Fail
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Rubiks Cube has been Optioned as a Movie and TV Show
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Fuck That Sign
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Von Miller’s Ex-Fiancee Called Him Out for Allegedly Praying for Her to Have a Miscarriage
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Very Busty Model Elle Brittain’s Recent Topless Shoot
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Dog Destroys Fresh Concrete By Jumping Around In It!
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Comparing The New Year’s Eve Celebrations For 2020 And 2021!
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Idiot Hipster on the Vintage Bike Getting Smoked.
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Freddie Kruger Starts a Coffee Company!
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Halsey’s Got her Tongue Out…
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Bills Want Chiefs Fan Who Said He Would Get “Bills Mafia” Tattooed on His Ass Cheeks to Pay Up
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Cop Tries So Hard to Not Check Out Girl
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Amelia Hamlin Bikini
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Sharna Burgess – Whoever that is in a Bikini
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Aubrey Plaza in Tight Pants
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Olivia Wilde and New Boyfriend Harry Styles – See Ya Later Jasone Sudeikis and Your January Jones Baby Making Ass
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Mischa Barton in Tight Jeans
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Hayley Roberts is Stretching in Leggings
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Olivia Munn in Leggings
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Amy Schumer in a Swimsuit
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Kate Bosworth – Still SKinny
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Alexis Ren Topless in a Bikini Showing Off the Fake Tits..
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Jen Garner in Jeans
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Kelly Brook in Jeans
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Eiza Gonzalez in Jeans
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Girl Uses Vagina as a Lunchbox
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Spring Cleaning
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20 People having a Shitty Day
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Deep Tissue Pussy Massage
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Caitlin Gerard Nude
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This is African Porn
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Best Amateurs of 2020
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Pissing Distance Champion
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Beating the Fuck Out of a Dick
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Weird Hippies Practice “FIRE PLAY” Circus Shit
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Can in the Cunt
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Role Playing with Leah Gotti the School Girl.
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Naked Drunk Girls
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Ugly Christmas Sweater Showdown
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Big Tit POV
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Hot Topless Model Ani Grudeva is Worth a Look
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Big Booty Twerk
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College Girl Sex Tape
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Standing Pussy Rub
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Janice Griffith Threesome
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Suction Dildo on a Mirror Squirt
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Big Tits….
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TikTok Style Strip
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Two Lesbians Have a Threesome
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2021

Jan

Dua Lipa’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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In the event that you’re losing your mind in lockdown due to COVID…I mean maybe you are one of the people who lost their job…we can’t all be billionaires who monetize off this shit..whether it’s bitcoin, the stock market crash then boom, or what I guess is also a housing boom as prices keep going up and up while people are supposed to be broke as fuck…and eating each other in the streets to survive….

If you’re going crazy, debating suicide, drinking and doing drugs to entertain yourself because you’ve been forced into your 500 square foot shitty apartment with nothing to do..

If your Christmas was cancelled all over a VIRUS…the invisible threat…that keeps families apart…

You’ll be glad to know DUA LIPA, a Youtube singer with a legitimate career thanks to Youtube…who has sex with the HADID brother…because they are “It people” who need to fuck other “It people” in order to stay “It people”….despite 99% of people off instagram having no idea who she is…

You’ll be glad to know she’s in Mexico getting her tan on, along with all the other celebs in Mexico getting their tan on, since COVID doesn’t fuck with the RICH…it’s one of those viruses that is selective…like AIDS…

Here’s that ass..that the internet doesn’t CANCEL for being on vacation and living a better life than them…but are too busy cancelling everything else…like rape jokes…when rape jokes are actually funny….the world is nutty and COVID is clearly a REAL threat to all…LOL

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2021

Jan

Miley Cyrus Ass Erotica of the Day

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Miley may be looking like shit with her new look….you may find her looking like a crackwhore 80s rocker because that’s the vibe she’s going for….trailer park rock and roll….now that she’s allowing herself to be slutty and “Edgy” again after a stint as a married girl in Malibu who went back to country music and being more wholesome, only to realize that it was premature, she had more damage to do on the youth of tomorrow, because not all of them are out there masturbating for money on the internet….

This is her New Years post where she’s making her booty talk like some kind of puppet show you’d probably not want to experience at an all boy’s school..you know the making her booty hole talk…but with pants on….I think they used to call this the red-eye…but what do I know…nothing…I know nothing…

Besides the fact that Miley is a calculated, contrived, Disney Kid, who is trained in media manipulation and has had success with it…huge success with it…

It doesn’t mean it’s authentic, not even when she says things like “New Year, Same Me”….because “Same Me”…is pretty vague because she only comes out when she’s promting things and “same me” is never the same, it’s always variations to see what works, because she’s a poser….

They are all posers…when you’re Hannah Montana, raised in a Disney Cage, the idea that you’re a creative genius or that you even know who you are or what you’re about besides ratings and views is a fucking stretch….

What I am saying is that “Same Me” doesn’t mean hot racy edgy slutty fun popstar, it means “girl who does whatever gets me noticed when I am selling shit”…

So in that case, here’s the same old Miley..

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2021

Jan

J.Lo in a Bikini of the Day

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I saw this video of J.Lo on the beach on People magazine or some shit, not that I read that shit, but it was in the NEWSFEED bro, and figured I’d post it…because it’s an old lady pretending to be a hot young lady for other old ladies who are into this old lady because they grew up on her super stardom and were won over by her brain washing of the 90s and 2000s celebrity….

This was actually from instagram, but I am not one of J.Lo’s 137 million followers because I didn’t give a fuck about J.Lo when she wasn’t a dried up menopausal vagina in her 50s pretending she’s naturally hot in her 50s….

Clearly her vain life has been dedicated to her being as hot as she can be during the ROT…as she’s rotting…better than most but the pussy, treatments, diet, fitness or not…is still old as shit….and I find her trying to push this “hot chick” shit pretty fucking empty, in part because she’s old and by default not hot, but also because it’s fake and really NOT anything important in the world…

Who fucking cares if a 50 year old Billionare celebrity is still worth fucking…I mean a lot of older ladies do…but the general public shouldn’t…it’s not impressive to look good when you’re rich…you can pay to look good…and I thought we were in an era of inclusivity and diversity where the traditional “I’m hot in a bikini” was frowned upon, but maybe that’s a lie too…you know like J.Lo being hot in a bikini…

But if I’ve learned anything from fucking my sex doll, it’s that plastic pussy isn’t all that bad, even if it’s bad….there are worse things to look at than J.Lo crying for people to praise how hot she is because it’s what gets A-Rod off or some shit…

Either way, fuck these people…

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2021

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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As much as I love a sloppy tit on a skinny frame because it’s the unicorn of tits that happens, just not nearly enough, because big tits lose their glory when the bodies that own those big tits start to catch up to the tits….

I could list the big tits on a small frame that have ended up disappointing when they start eating again, or when the metabolism slows down….from Jennifer Love Hewitt, to Kate Upton, big tits gone sloppy…maintaining a hot fit body without killing off the fat tits is rare…hence why I love them…

But for everyday tits, tiny tits are far more manageable, and less likely to be unattractive because there’s less ways for them to fail, because they have less size or volume for errors to happen…

That’s not to say there aren’t shitty tiny tits out there, but I’ll assume there’s probably not overly shitty tits getting posted to tiny tit communities as the tiny tits reclaim their place in the world and survive the unrealistic expectations the media and the patriarchy has brainwashed them into thinking they need to live up to…not that any of these girls seem to care about their small tits or that the media has ruined their confidence about their small tits…because not everyone is a victim loser like fat chicks who whine about skinny bitches…

What I am saying is that I champion small tits and these are some small tits for you to champion…

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2021

Jan

Marla Maples Bikini Snow Angel of the Day

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Marla Maples is not just the owner of a vagina that has had Donald Trump inside of her, but she took his load and made their daughter Tiffany….

I am not an Anti-Trumper, I think he’s a player in an elaborate joke on the average man, a much needed player in the elaborate game, one that was so effective in being a figurehead for the divide of the country and thus an aggressive push to the left, where even his supporters were turned off by him and moved towards the communism agenda they want for us….don’t believe me, go to your local bar and grab a beer for me…..

So I don’t see Marla like the “woke” do, where they probably HATE her for being with the rich, successful, charismatic man that became their devil…

I see a 100 year old woman who is still good looking enough to hang…and that’s rare, so maybe another one of TRUMP’s wins in teh course of a life full of a enough wins, I mean he did become president after all.

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2021

Jan

Kaya Scodelario Pushin The Tits Up of the Day

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Kaya Scodelario is a 28 year old actress from the UK…and I know, I always thought listing off the age of celebrities in the tabloids I used to read as a kid was idiotic also, but when it comes to tits, it’s nice to know how close to their expiration date they are.

She’s best known for being in the original SKINS, some pervy UK show, Maze Runner, whatever the fuck that is and she’s also in the Netflix series Spinning Out, about skating, which I guess is a hot thing to be about, at least if you’re a Canadian who would jerk off to figure skating before the internet existed when they’d air them on Sunday afternoon…all those panty flashes, athleticism, flexibility, not that this woman knows how to skate, but I was getting into my love affair with skate because of her…

This is her showing tits…because 13 years ago she was sexually assaulted by someone according to her WIKIPEDIA…which means she knows the effect her tits have on people…I am sure that’s what this bikini content is about….right?

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2021

Jan

Rowan Blanchard White Leggings of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some broken down child star who I guess is only 18, but has had a lifetime of hurt, or a lifetime of struggles, because her family traded in her childhood for some bullshit acting career, because actors are overpaid, seen as royalty, and narcissistic fucks like that for themselves and their children…

She’s on her RUMSPRINGA, which is what all the AMISH girls do when they turn 18 to decide if they want to go back to making furniture and milking cows when they aren’t fixing their wagon wheels and grooming their horses…but in Disney world, that’s when the teen goes off to connect with other teens of similar socio-econimic backgrounds, you know other useless rich kids that participate to this second life, fantasy life, on social media that no one can live up to, but that people are totally addicted to…it’s a fucked up world out there….

But yeah, Disney tactics is to take the wholesome starlet, let her out to her own devices, luckily the world is pretty perverted now, so when she’s connecting with her peers, she’ll be perverted too, and it’s all about the rebrand or evolution of the brand that Disney created…to keep the bitch earning when she goes back to LA to be an actor, instead of an OnlyFans instagram THOT…

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2021

Jan

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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THIS IS SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Unfortunately, not the science they teach you in high school, because if I had known that you could spend a life measuring women’s waist and hips for other men to gauge the hotness of those girls based on their waist and hips….I’d likely be working in that field…

If any girls get mad because you call them a boxy bitch, or refer to her as a dude because she doesn’t have waist or hips, or tell her that her ratio doesn’t meet your standards….or society’s standards….you can tell them to fuck off because science has a different fucking story that their fear mongering propaganda….

I’ve know that I’ve asked feminists their ratio when we were allowed to interact with humans without getting arrested and I’ve been consistently yelled at by those very feminists for being a misogynistic asshole who objectifies women without even knowing about the site that intentionally objectifies women…just an attack on my person, without any context, all because I asked to know their ratio….cunts….ignorant cunts that don’t realize that SCIENCE holds the truth of all things in life…

So as they protest the whole COVID mask wearing and demanding the government impose curfews so that the old people don’t die, since 98% of people live, while calling the police on their neighbors for having their family in for the Holidays, in efforts to save the fucking world because of Science…they’ll have no backing or support to discount you waist-to-hip ratio science…and that’s a powerful place to be.

So here are some girls that are less uptight about RATIO because I guess they identify as people with RATIO and it’s good.

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